Come to Earth, be civilized!

Chapter 365 Here comes the question, are you a chicken or a dog?

"Why can't I understand what they're saying?" Yang Li poked at Jiang Si who didn't know when he came to see the excitement.

The old man helped his afro, pondered for three seconds and organized his words, "Have you seen the movie Fast and Furious?"

Yang Li thought about it blankly, "Oh, it's the movie about driving into space, right?"

"Yes, the plot inside is very intense, but in the final analysis, it's all about the conflicts in my family." Jiang Si said, pointing to Meng Gete and Lani, "Their situation is very similar, but even worse. One point. The two are half-brothers and half-sisters, but in the end it was discovered that one's mother and one's father are the same person! Then Lani killed her brother in order to refuse to marry close relatives... that's about it."

Yang Li punched his fist suddenly, "No wonder I didn't understand, isn't this the style of romantic dramas from the last century, it doesn't suit a beautiful girl like me at all!"

Jiang Si looked at her sideways, "Are you implying that I'm old? I didn't watch this kind of TV series in the last century, okay?"

Yang Li sneered, and asked again: "Then what are they doing now? Isn't it just a family conflict? It's all said and done. Either forgive it and pretend it didn't happen, or don't forgive it. What's the entanglement?"

Jiang Si disdains, "You don't understand. A smart person's way of doing things must be subtle, careful, and explain things thoroughly. The problem now is that neither of them knows why a mother or a father should guide the elder brother to find the younger sister. Doubt and dare not go back, brother knows that sister has concerns and doesn't know how to persuade him, but he insists on persuading her!"

"Is it so tangled?"

"It's that confusing."

"What does that have to do with us?"

"It's a big deal. Although this war was started by one family, it is also connected to our space in the final analysis. What if a member of her family doesn't want to start a war with us?" Jiang Si pointed at Meng cryptically. Gert's crutch, "When he came, we used a ray to sneak through it. There was a knife hidden in that crutch. The ring world on the other side of the gate is definitely not a beautiful world."

Yang Li narrowed his eyes slightly, "So... maybe, we are about to go to war with the other world, right? Then the names mentioned by the two of them just now may be our enemies?"

"This possibility cannot be ruled out."

Yang Li blinked, and began to count on his fingers, "Latarne, Lacard, Marika, Geoffrey, Marlenia, Mikaela, what other god of corruption, mother of truth, two fingers, Supreme Will, these names sound so powerful!"

"Yeah, listening to the name is not easy to mess with."

"What does the stone say?" Yang Li asked again.

"Old Li and the others went to help Rebecca fight, and they haven't come back yet, but there is a high probability that they will be involved in this matter. If they are left alone, the ghost knows what kind of brains are there to get back in charge." Jiang Si has seen many similar things. , This is like a big country placing missiles on the border of another big country, but anyone with a little brain will not allow you to do this.

Yang Li thought about it and turned around to leave, Jiang Si was surprised, "What are you going for?"

"I'm going to fetch the rescuers!"

Yang Li rushed out of the temporary base of the relevant department and returned to the crew. Regardless of what the rest of the crew thought, he dragged the general and ran away.

Jiangchen grabbed his funny wrist with a flick, "Wait a minute, what happened?"

Yang Li turned around and continued to push him forward, shouting at the same time: "Shitou and the others are busy in another world, here comes a demigod from another world who wants to take Lani back to fight, now the two are deadlocked, if this fight No one can stop it.”

The general looked strange, "What is there to be afraid of demigods? Then put on the mask and send them away right away?"

"That won't work! My weak and self-care character must not be dropped!"

There were two wrinkles at the corners of Jiangchen Xiao's eyes, "Then go find another team, it's just a demigod."

Yang Li looked at him puzzled, "You seem to look down on demigods, but I heard their descriptions are amazing!"

The general continued to popularize science, "The minimum standard for becoming a Taoist is to master an ability in the rules, and based on this ability to pursue integrity. Therefore, a Taoist and a god are often equated. And a demigod is just a person in the body. There are fragments of the rules, they may be very strong, but they have not mastered even a slightly complete ability in the rules, nor are they really aware of the rules themselves, so they are nothing."

Yang Li was stunned for a moment, "Then you say that demigod strength is the same thing?"

"That's not necessarily true." The general thought for a while and said: "It depends on what the rule fragments are in the demigod's body. If he has an artifact that can match the rule fragments, it can exert a very strong power. "

"Oh? That's it, why don't we have weapons?"

The general gave her a blank look, "Although zombies can also be said to be a kind of demigod, the rule fragments in their bodies are special, and there is no artifact with the same attributes. Besides, you are not even a zombie now. What's the use of artifacts? You haven't heard Shishi say that the human body is not depended on anywhere!"

Lani and his brother's crutches flickered in Yang Li's mind, "He should be armed, the rest of the team may not be able to handle it."

The general didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Then you come to me, I want to kill any rotten fish and shrimp? Then I don't want to lose face!"

Yang Li didn't know what to do for a while, "Then what should I do?"

"You explain the matter to me first, what about the whole trailer with me? Even the trailer should have some clues, how can I help you if you don't have anything?"

Yang Li smiled awkwardly, "I don't really understand, anyway, it's roughly a family..."

Yang Li's description was quite brief, reminding the general of the script sent by a certain director a few days ago, yes, now he is considered a very attractive supporting role, and there are already directors who want to use him to act as a supporting role. Yu Hongshi's relationship is over.

It's just that the script sent by these people was really eye-catching, and the generals who didn't pick scripts very much scratched their heads after reading it.The logic of the plot is terrible, just like what Jiu Leu Yu wrote.

"What's in the clouds and fog that you're describing!" Seeing that Yang Li was a little impetuous, the general patted her on the head, "Let me show you a clear way, and you, usually pay attention to your own image, when you are free Dress up, don't be crazy every day, after a long time, if someone who is excellent in all aspects is entangled with stones, you will be compared. As for the issues of gods and ghosts, you don't have to worry about it. "

Yang Li blinked her eyes and looked down at herself. Well, she really had to admit that she was a little flustered these days. After all, Yu Hongshi had always performed very well and showed no signs of making mistakes.But... "You don't know anything, do you?"

"Hehe, what do you know? I still have a scene to shoot, if you're so free, just stay with Shitou for a while, don't run around!" Jiang Chen waved his hand and ignored Yang Li, and turned back to the crew.

The cold wind made Yang Li shiver, what's the matter?Is this implying to her that there is a coquettish slut hooked up with Shi Shi?

But then shook her head again, she had been with the general for a long time before she traveled through time, and the other party definitely didn't have the ability to predict, so it was impossible to know what happened around Shitou.

what does that mean?Or did he know that there would be a flirtatious slut hooking up with Shi Shi?But why!

Let's talk about the stone man...

The more Yang Li thought about it, the less confident he became. He turned around and ran into the makeup artist of the film crew, stretched out his hand to pick up the two lazy makeup artists, and asked them to turn them into a country.

The question is, how do people know what the so-called "overwhelming country and overpowering city" is?

……

It was already night when Yu Hongshi returned to the earth. They did not attend the dinner prepared by King Liku for Luffy and the others. After all, he calculated the time. Lani should have talked with Menggot here.

It's just that when he saw a group of people still gathered around the rest area, he suddenly felt a little tired.

"How about the two of you holding a cross talk show?"

Lani looked back at him and asked with a smile: "I dare not go back, why don't you come with me?"

"It's fine to go back together, but let's talk about it first, what effect do you want to achieve?" Yu Hongshi glanced at Meng Gete next to him, "Should I kill him in a dark place, or do we build in a down-to-earth manner?"

Meng Gete's expression fluctuated for a moment, this partner of the Princess of the Moon seems to be very floating!
Lani was a little hesitant, and Menggot was surprised, what do you mean?Do you really think this guy can do it?

Lani asked, "Are you in a hurry?"

"This month's plan hasn't been completed yet. Originally, I thought about going to Dressrosa to deal with Doflamingo, and then kill Kaido. Who knew that your matter came suddenly, so I can only wait there But this time, I don’t know what troubles will happen to the Other World Gate next month, and next month also has plans for next month.”

Yu Hongshi was a little impatient, and it was the same. Although Lani came over, the world of the ring was not in Yu Hongshi's plan.

Leaving aside the fact that the relationship between Marika's golden family is too messy, just the fact that forces and foreign gods that exist at the same time can pull out a big basket, and each of them can be hidden. It's true that even if you drop a nuclear bomb The kind that can't make a fart.

Even a senior player like him, who had cleared the level for dozens of weeks, felt confused, and couldn't figure out what he didn't know.

If the relevant departments go there to engage in development, even if the relevant departments are strong and powerful, they will inevitably fall into the intrigue of various foreign gods, which is not worth it at all.

As for whether what other people are worried about will be a threat to them... Hehe, it's all in such a mess, how can it be a threat?The supreme will looks awesome, but it didn't completely wipe out all the gods, it's very strong over there.

In addition, apart from being uneconomical, Yu Hongshi couldn't think of what he could get there.

His soul is steadily strengthening. He has already comprehended deeply about the wind and rain field in the ability of the Great Desolate Hundred Aspects Dragon, and he is also advancing step by step regarding the strengthening of his body. He is waiting to kill Kaido and take Longlong Fruit to study carefully, and then obtain the ability to transform into a dragon through Animagus, then he thinks he can walk sideways in the universe for a while, even if he wrestles with Darkseid and Thanos, it's nothing .

But what is there in the ring world?
From Lani's strength, it can be inferred that the dragons in that world are just like that. Their understanding of thunder and lightning is still in terms of great power, and the attack power of the body, hehe, among other things, just wagging its tail at the dragon They definitely didn't use this trick well.

That being the case, is there any value in going?

Yu Hongshi asked this sentence because he was telling them that he used to be a killer, and I don't care about your own grievances!

However, these words really made Lani fall into a tangle again. According to what he knew during this period, Yu Hongshi is a person who just got the front and played the dirty trick. He said so, and he will definitely be able to do it.

Seeing that she stopped talking, Yu Hongshi rolled his eyes and waved his hands, "Well, you should think it over for yourself first, I..."

As Yu Hongshi said, he turned around, and suddenly saw Yang Li with a delicately dressed face, with hot air rising from his lower abdomen, what kind of medicine did this girl take?

Yang Li was very satisfied with Yu Hongshi's performance for a moment, and came over bouncing around, laughing with his arm, "I'm done, where shall we go to play?"

"It's over so soon?"

"It's because the scenes with other people are gone, and the scenes with you will be filmed when you have time."

Yu Hongshi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Then if we go to play, wouldn't it prove that I have time, wouldn't it be a failure to do business properly!"

Yang Li thought for a while, glanced at Lani behind Yu Hongshi's shoulder, "Then let's travel to another world, it's a combination of work and rest!"

Ok?
Yu Hongshi looked at Yang Li strangely, and didn't care about the back, just dragged Yang Li all the way home. At this time, Lu Shouhe, Si Teng and others had all gone to their new homes in the capital, and the house on the side of the magic capital was empty now. Come out, it is suitable for them to live a two-person world.

Yang Li was grinning along the way, using all the skills he learned from his acting teacher to tease Yu Hongshi.

The latter tried to keep his face sullen until Yang Li's little hands started to scrape his inner thighs...

"Hiss, you've used all your acting skills on me." Yu Hongshi didn't hold back, and directly parked the car on the side of the road, and carried her to open the portal to go home.

A spark flashed, and the two rolled directly onto the bed, and after a while of groping each other, Yu Hongshi found that Yang Li was squeezing his nose and sniffing around.

"Are you... training your five senses? You still want to become a saint!"

Yang Li pouted, "I'll see if you smell like a woman."

Yu Hongshi stopped moving, "Did someone say something to you? With your little head, you should look like an old lady who just looks good, and those coquettish bastards stand aside!"

"Hey, what kind of image do people have in your heart?"

"Then what do you smell?"

"She was born beautiful, she was born as a village flower, and she stood out in the talent show by virtue of her looks!"

"Then what do you smell?"

"He is one of the top [-] most beautiful faces in the world, and his beauty value recognized by netizens is exploding!"

"Then what do you smell?"

"Can you not mention this matter? I just have an itchy nose. Are you going to do it? Be more serious!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, why are you so anxious." Yu Hongshi continued to move, and at the same time asked: "Then why did you deliberately dress up, hey, and you are wearing high silk!"

"you……"

Yang Li hit Yu Hongshi on the bridge of the nose with a carp, and then covered his red forehead as if he was about to cry out of anger.

Yu Hongshi rubbed it distressedly, following the movement, Yang Li finally settled down, like a boneless doll hanging on his body, "The general said, let me catch you, don't let the coquettish sluts from other worlds steal your home !"

"Then don't scratch randomly, you should be more honest... Well, the general said it? Didn't you say the reason?"

"No."

Yu Hongshi was helpless, that guy should know something, but this guy always has a very forceful appearance, if he doesn't want to say it, he will definitely not say it, no one will force it.

"It's okay, I'll go to another world tomorrow and ask someone who knows."

"Then I'm going too!"

"Are you sure you can get out of bed tomorrow?"

"Your expression is so wretched, I suddenly feel forced, can acting skills be used like this?"

"It's called emotional appeal!"

"Then...do you want me to change into a set of golden holy clothes? That thing should be able to be disassembled and worn one by one!"

"..." Yu Hongshi (;¬¬¬) "Let's not talk about acting skills, your imagination is stronger than mine!"

……

In the afternoon of the next day, Yu Hongshi led Yang Li into the temporary base, but saw Lani walking towards him.

"Have a decision been made?"

Lani nodded, "I plan to go back and end the Shattered War no matter what. As for who will be the king and who will become a god... Actually, we can talk about it!"

Yu Hongshi suddenly understood what she meant, "Hahahaha, this can be regarded as getting out of the game, okay! I will create a condition for you to sit together and talk, and then you can solve your own family affairs by yourself. "

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, but wait, I'm going to another world."

After Yu Hongshi finished speaking, he pulled Yang Li and left, but Lani watched him off but did not follow, turned around the corner, and Meng Gete appeared, looking at Yu Hongshi's back in the distance with a strange face, "A mortal dares to compete with a demigod for a partner... …the world is simply unreasonable.”

Lani rolled his eyes at him, "Hmph, the one who has children with himself is the most unreasonable!"

Meng Gete was speechless, you are too filial a woman!
Yu Hongshi had no idea that he was being labeled as unreasonable. He just greeted the soldiers of the Special Forces, and then entered the Marvel world.

At the beginning, the gate of another world was placed in Kama Taj, but now when I go out, I can see mages practicing magic in the square outside.

Yang Li looked at the way those mages were pulling sparks, which was quite novel, "Are all the secret arts so sparks flying?"

"It's because they don't control the magic power well enough."

A magnetic voice came, Yang Li turned around and saw a bald woman in a long beige gown pouring tea.

Yu Hongshi found a futon and sat down with ease, and Yang Li followed suit, still in the ladylike way of sitting with her legs on one side.

Yu Hongshi rolled his eyes and looked up at Gu Yi, "What's going on outside now?"

Gu Yi smiled, "The people of Hydra exposed their appearance, Nick Fury was assassinated two days ago, if you go out now, maybe you can catch up with the fun."

"Hey, I'm not interested! You know me, just play high-end rounds." Yu Hongshi took a sip of tea, and had to say that Gu Yi was good at making tea.

Gu Yi smiled, looked at Yang Li and asked, "Are you here for vacation?"

"You don't know what we're here for?"

Gu Yi shook his head and picked up the Eye of Agamotto on his chest, "I have rarely used the time gem to peek into the future, especially for a seeker like you, who is not a multiverse world, and wants to spy on you Your future needs to bear too much karma, it’s not worth it. What’s more... your understanding of time and space seems to be not weak, spying on your future risks being perceived by you.”

"Okay, then I'll tell you." Yu Hongshi pulled Yang Li over, "This is my guy, she suddenly took the initiative yesterday..."

Yang Li was stunned, is it okay to casually tell others about this kind of thing?But then it's nice to have a guy take his girlfriend to meet friends, that means he's more or less serious about you and doesn't mind showing you his life.Moreover, this bald woman looked like a big boss at first glance, which had a different meaning.

But Gu Yi was suddenly happy after listening to it, and the tongue of the smile could be seen, Yang Li blushed, "This... is it funny?"

Gu Yi waved his hand, "There is no other meaning. I just remembered some things you don't know after hearing what happened to you. Actually, this is a normal phenomenon."

"How do you say it?" Yu Hongshi was a little surprised when he picked up the teacup.

"The general is a person who is about to achieve consummation by practicing the hundred phases of the wild. This kind of consummation does not mean that you retreat and practice the best knowledge, and then only you know whether you are strong or not. There are too many laws involved in the hundreds of phases of the wild. That is to say, when he is about to complete At that time, the entire universe will know that such a consummate ruthless character has been born."

Yu Hongshi was stunned for a moment, and then looked serious and solemn, "Everyone knows? Does that mean that the tower defense mode in the game is activated, and we are about to face countless enemies who want to destroy it?"

Gu Yi shook his head amusedly, "Don't be so nervous, what do you think is the prehistoric world? Do you think there are many people who are about to reach consummation? Let me tell you, for a master like him who is infinitely close to consummation and only needs time to settle down, there are also people in the entire universe There is no second one. Who would offend such a strong man who has no grudges and no grudges, and the prehistoric appearances of everyone's cultivation are not the same, so there is no point of offending."

Yu Hongshi frowned slightly, "What about those who practice the same greatness?"

Gu Yi filled up his teacup again, "Don't be nervous, I met the general once. At that time, he was in a peaceful state, and he obviously had no enemies. And the natural enemies are nothing more than those same kind of seekers. But the prehistoric Things like Baixiang are inherently esoteric, and those who have a shallow path can’t even see the way forward, and it doesn’t matter whether there are generals or not. If the path is deep, if you want to achieve consummation, you will have already achieved it. There is little chance of finding fault."

Yu Hongshi thought so too, the Dragon Clan are all seekers of the Tao, but I haven't seen anyone killing each other every day.

Gu Yi went on to say: "There is another point, if one of the same kind of seekers achieves perfection, the rules they represent will be strengthened, and those seekers will also become stronger, and in terms of rules, they will naturally be It belongs to the relatives of the generals. Well, you can understand it as a nobleman in terms of rules, hehe, you can use your chin to look at people when you go out in the future, it’s amazing!"

Yu Hongshi let out a chuckle, and also used the example of the Great Desolation Hundred Aspects Dragon. If he is consummated, all the dragons will follow his lead, and the dragons will also become nobles at the rule level, able to walk sideways in the universe.

Gu saw that Yu Hongshi understood, and continued: "In addition, if a seeker of the same kind becomes a noble, then his original blood and power will become a royal family! In the words of the East, it is , one person attains the Tao and ascends to heaven. The general is special, he has no blood, so the power he belongs to will become the role of the royal family. And who is the most special in this power?"

Gu Yi asked meaningfully, Yang Li beside him had already started glaring at him, sure enough, the general was right, there will be countless flirtatious sluts to hook you up in the future!

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