Actor without ambition

Chapter 275 Spring Festival Gala
Divergent Terminal

At the beginning of the movie, Ge You took the invention of the so-called divergence terminal and sold it for several million, especially Fan Wei's appearance, which is almost completely the follow-up of the series of selling abductees, which made many audiences in the cinema reluctantly accept it. Can't help laughing.I think Fan Wei is a fool who is very easy to fool.

Otherwise, the so-called divergent terminal is just such a plastic tube, and he directly gave Ge You several million. Who is he, who is the second fool with a big head and a thick neck, who is either a rich man or a cook.

Later, Ge You started to go on a blind date, and met all kinds of weird and wonderful women, which also made people laugh.

"Look, I just said, to watch a comedy, you still have to watch Ge You."

"That's right, the filming of "The Banquet" before was simply a waste of Ge You."

Many audience members in the movie theater discussed Ge You in a low voice amidst laughter.

No matter how good Ge You's acting skills are, in the eyes of the audience, Ge You who plays comedy is the real Ge You.

Ge You's four blind dates made the audience laugh every time, especially Che Xiao, the cemetery seller, made the audience so happy that they couldn't keep their mouths shut.

Soon, Zhang Yuxuan's figure appeared on the big screen.

I came to watch comedy movies, but they are half comedy and half romance. The comedy is not so pure.What's more, many people watch the movie because of Zhang Yuxuan, um, even if it's not just for Zhang Yuxuan, but for Zhang Yuxuan and Ge You, but from starring Zhang Yuan to guest star, It is also inevitable that people will feel that they have been deceived.

And when Zhang Yuxuan was on a blind date with Shu Qi, he kept bringing the topic to the steel bars, and kept trying to get the other party to buy the steel bars, which also made many audiences so happy that they couldn't keep their mouths shut, and some laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. .

When Zhang Yuxuan's figure appeared in front of the audience, there was a burst of applause from below the stage, and there was even a faint burst of laughter.

Huang Bo wanted to tell a joke to ease his nervousness, but the joke he said was not at the same level as before, and he couldn't make anyone laugh. However, Zhang Yuxuan and the others still gave Huang Bo a face by pulling the corners of his mouth, Show a smile.

Mary was really sorry, she came to Zhang Yuxuan and held up the money: "Old Zhang, if you take this money, you are really not human!"

Zhang Yuxuan had an innocent face: "Didn't you take this?"

The audience below looked at it, and everyone was so happy that they couldn't close their mouths, especially Huang Bo's expression of unwillingness but having to pay out.

"Well, by the way, Li Ling, do you think the movie "If You Are the One" is good?" Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help asking.

One by one singing and dancing, one by one sound and skits, and even Liu Qian's magic show.

"...Your time in the film industry is still too short. In two years, if you still maintain this level, Feng Gangpao will definitely not look down on you like this at that time." Li Ling said.

Li Ling asked: "Feng Gangpao put you in the middle of the poster, and made it so big, did he tell you?"

This made it difficult for some viewers to accept.

……

Because the video recording is generally two days before the Spring Festival Gala.

In fact, the video recording this time is not used at all in normal situations.In other words, the Spring Festival Gala has such a recording every year, but it has never been used. It can be said that the recording is just in case.

Time passed day by day.

In case of a major accident on the stage, the Spring Festival Gala cannot continue or has to be suspended. At that time, the video will be uploaded. When the accident is resolved and the live broadcast can be broadcast, the video will be taken down at that time .

New Year's Eve evening.

Huang Bo, who was standing behind Wang Baojun, had his eyes wide open at this moment, and he wanted to say something but couldn't.

After the fourth rehearsal, another day later, Zhang Yuxuan and the others came to CCTV again.

The four of them, Zhang Yuxuan, watched the small TV hanging in the room, watched the opening dance...

But Henry Zhang just didn’t like it.I don't like it very much!
Because he came to watch comedies, not romance movies, and he didn't want to look for emotion in movies.

This made many viewers couldn't help frowning.

Wang Baozhen had a straightforward face: "Is this all so sick?"

"It's finally our time, get ready to play!" Zhang Yuxuan stood up.

Being arranged in the No.14 program, Zhang Yuxuan was a little strange at the beginning, because after the last rehearsal, Yang Ma notified that their program would appear on the [-]th program.

Leaving the cinema and getting into the car.

The appearance of Zhang Yuxuan also made many audiences more focused.

It's still early, and they also want to sit in the auditorium to watch the Spring Festival Gala and have a good experience.

With the infusion, Zhang Yuxuan who was sitting on the side was still yelling at this moment: "Bo'er, what are they doing? Why are they talking about the friendship between classmates like that. Bo'er, don't learn from him."

After all, being able to sit in the auditorium and watch the Spring Festival Gala is still a dream for many people.

Moreover, inexplicably, in the second half of the movie, there are not many particularly funny or funny jokes.

This is also one of the reasons why Zhang Yuxuan hesitated a little when he received the notice of the Spring Festival Gala, because it was troublesome, because he was too tired, and because he needed to put in too much energy.

Then Zhang Yuxuan and Huang Bo came to Yangma TV again.It's still about the Spring Festival Gala.

This time, Zhang Yuxuan and the others were called to record.

"Ah?" Huang Bo was puzzled.

The last Spring Festival Gala was so complicated.

Zhang Yuxuan was picky and picky, choosing a few commercial performances and activities at random.Make more or less money.

The fourth rehearsal, this time, is a rehearsal according to the official Spring Festival Gala program.

It's just that since the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala, there has never been a serious accident, so video recording, a backup method just in case, has never been used.

The following programs also performed without any mistakes, but what Zhang Yuxuan didn't expect was that when he finished watching Zhao Benshan and Xiao Shenyang's skit "Not Bad Money", Zhang Yuxuan found that Xiao Shen Sheep's performance can't be said to be bad, but it can't be said to be particularly good either. It's quite satisfactory.The threshold for going to the Spring Festival Gala is enough, but it is not outstanding enough.

"You said, what would happen if Zhang Yuxuan met the woman who sold the cemetery in front of her on a blind date?"

It's like a sketch, laughing from beginning to end, it's a very good sketch.

In a flash, there are only five days left before the Chinese New Year.

……

Half comedy, half romance.

"Don't learn from him!"

Some of the audience whispered, their eyes filled with anticipation.

"This Feng Gangpao, this method is a bit nasty, at least he should tell you first, to get some air." Li Ling shook his head and said.

Because of Xiao Shenyang, Zhang Yuxuan paid much more attention to this sketch than other programs.

Soon, the skit "Not Bad Money" that Zhang Yuxuan paid more attention to began.

Moreover, this makeup rest room happened to be the room where Zhang Yuxuan stayed last year.

Although this is the second time to attend the Spring Festival Gala, the four people sitting in the lounge are still nervous.

"Why don't I answer your call! Why don't you call me from another phone?"

But be prepared, when it was Zhang Yuxuan's turn, the four of Zhang Yuxuan would directly appear on the stage.

Backstage, Zhang Yuxuan and the four of them changed their clothes.I went directly to the seats in the auditorium in front of the stage and started watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Lights, music, host...

Therefore, many people in the audience were dissatisfied.

"It's not bad. After all, Feng Gangpao's movies are not subjects he is not good at." Li Ling said casually.

Seeing that the Chinese New Year is approaching, Zhang Yuxuan received more and more commercial performances and activities, and some people even offered a slightly higher price than before.

After all, Zhang Yuxuan, who sells steel bars, and Che Xiao, who sells cemeteries, these two can be said to be the best of the best in the blind date world.

It's a pity that after Zhang Yuxuan went on a blind date to sell steel bars, it seemed that he disappeared all of a sudden.

After standing on the stage, the four of them let out a long breath, wiped their backs, and were all wet with sweat.

"It shouldn't have much impact. After all, Feng Gangpao, Ge You, and my name can attract a lot of audiences into the cinema. And even though I don't like it, it is indeed It's a good movie. The box office shouldn't be low." Zhang Yuxuan thought for a while and said.

Coincidentally, when Zhang Yuxuan and the others came over, the song performances of Fang Shilong, Chen Yixun and others were also coming to an end.The next show is coming soon.

"Then we have shown what we should have done, and what he owes us, we have to mention it."

Because Zhang Yuxuan likes comedies, he likes watching comedies.He thinks, watching a movie to relax, of course, watching a movie that makes people laugh together, and then watching a movie happily, is an excellent movie.

Three consecutive rehearsals and screenings. After the program is confirmed, there will be a strict rehearsal, and then there will be video recording. Only after the video recording can the real stage start.

The programs passed one by one.

"You feel good?"

But there are some sketches, just make a laugh and a sad end.I have to insert some touching plot in a sketch.Don't want to impress you so much.

"Hey, sister-in-law, you take the 1000 yuan first, and take your elder brother to the hospital to have a good look..." Wang Baozhen took out 1000 yuan from his pocket with a simple and honest face.Obviously he came to ask for the bill, but he took out 1000 yuan from his pocket.

"I think if the two of them meet together, it will be very fun and beautiful."

Before Zhang Yuxuan traveled, he had watched a lot of comedies.

"It seems that you are still affected by my butterfly?" Zhang Yuxuan murmured in his heart.

……

On the stage, the program of the Spring Festival Gala has officially started.

"Look forward to it, let the two of them go on a blind date."

"Don't look at the high box office of my current movie, but Feng Gangpao may not take me seriously. So in his opinion, he doesn't need to notify me at all if he puts me in the middle of the poster." Zhang Yuxuan curled his lips.

"No, I didn't tell you that." Zhang Yuxuan shook his head directly.

Wang Baozhen and Huang Bo came to ask for the bill, but Zhang Yuxuan pretended to be ill and fooled him again.

Another rehearsal that didn't go amiss.

Or because the expectations are too high, after seeing the content of the movie, the sense of gap in my heart makes people feel uncomfortable.

When Mary heard Zhang Yuxuan's words, she subconsciously came to Huang Bo with the money Wang Baojun stuffed into her hand.

Amid applause, Zhang Yuxuan and the four of them left the stage.

After all, he was obviously helping Feng Gangpao to make a cameo appearance, and on the poster he abruptly turned him into a starring role, so as to enjoy his popularity openly.

So in the movie theater, apart from the invited stars and the like, there is also a small number of real audiences, and they still feel a little bit dissatisfied in their hearts.

From the opening dance of the first show, to the following songs, cross talk, sketches, in order.

After Zhang Yuxuan and their show ended, the four of Zhang Yuxuan did not leave, but chose to stay, ready to watch the next show.

The four of Zhang Yuxuan left the stage, and there was still a little bit of sweat on his forehead. Even though it was just a rehearsal, under this atmosphere, he still felt a little nervous.

Because, the second half of "If You Are the One", where there is no comedy, is clearly half a romance.

"Oh, Brother Wang, give me another two days! If you have money, I will definitely pay you back!"

Regarding the audience's thoughts, to be honest, Zhang Yuxuan also had some empathy.

Many media, or so-called experts, always say that so-and-so's comedies are bad, and the comedies he made are unwatchable.But after Zhang Yuxuan watched it, he felt very good, at least when he watched it, he was in a good mood and very happy.

Zhang Yuxuan once again sat in the lounge of the dressing room backstage of Yang Ma.

After all, the promotion of "If You Are the One" is a comedy, and on the poster, the image of Zhang Yuxuan is made so large that it looks like a movie starring Zhang Yuxuan, Ge You and Shu Qi.

Huang Bo, Wang Baojun and Mary also got up and walked out behind Zhang Yuxuan.

Zhang Yuxuan took the phone and started to wander around the stage.

Of course, Zhang Yuxuan was invited to attend the premiere this time, and he didn't buy a movie ticket, so whether the movie "If You Are the One" is a comedy or not, it has nothing to do with Zhang Yuxuan.

From the beginning to the end, the arrangement is actually very tight, because the rehearsal is almost completely in accordance with the Spring Festival Gala, how long each program will last, the connection between the programs, and even the host of the Spring Festival Gala this time. Appeared, speaking the lines spoken during the Chinese New Year.

After the video recording, Zhang Yuxuan and the others got another day's rest.

"What? Listen to your tone, don't you like it?" Li Ling was a little curious.

Now it has been adjusted again, and it is placed at No.14.

To be honest, some people also like to watch romance movies, but there are not as many people who are willing to go to the cinema to spend money to watch romance movies, but not as many people who are willing to watch comedy movies.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh. You laugh like you're crying, it's too forced," Huang Bo looked at the smiles of the three of them, and couldn't help the corners of his eyes twitching.

On the other side, Huang Bo looked at Wang Baojun angrily: "What about the bottom line? Didn't you agree not to go in? Why did I get involved in this?"

Recorded Zhang Yuxuan and his sketches into a video, no, not only Zhang Yuxuan and others, but also other people who attended the Spring Festival Gala also came to video.

Also, not to mention the identity of the actor, just as an audience, Zhang Yuxuan also felt a little uncomfortable watching the movie "If You Are the One".

We read sketches to see a joke, so is there any need to look for emotion in sketches?
We're going to look for inspiration, so why don't we go straight to romance movies, ethical movies, and literary movies?
In Zhang Yuxuan's view, a comedy should make people happy. It's enough to watch it happily at the beginning, to watch it at the end, and to watch it happily in the middle.If you want to move people, you can add a little bit, and it won't have any effect.But if in a comedy movie, after making you laugh for ten, twenty or ten minutes at the beginning, it turns into an affectionate romance movie for you later, how would you feel?Looking for scolding?
Therefore, no matter what other people think of the movie If You Are the One, no matter how good or how high other people's evaluation of this movie is.

That's right, it came again and again.

"It seems to be true when you say that. In the second half, there was almost no laughter in the movie theater. Will this affect the movie's box office?" Li Ling couldn't help asking.

The confused Huang Bo looked at Mary standing in front of him, especially the 1000 yuan in Mary's hand. He was held up and had to take money out of his pocket.

However, after making trouble for a long time, Zhang Yuxuan just made a cameo appearance.And as a comedy movie, the first few blind dates were really funny and fun, but later, somehow, they were not so funny or fun.

Originally, he was still a little nervous, but as the performance progressed, Zhang Yuxuan's nervousness also eased a lot, and the performance became more and more normal.The audience watched it and found it more and more funny.

No. 14 programs, Zhang Yuxuan and the others are about to appear.

Wang Baohua and Mary gave way to each other over there.Huang Bo stood aside in a daze, not knowing what to say.

The four of Zhang Yuxuan looked at the stage with smiles. After all, their show was over now, and there was nothing for them to do afterwards. They could even go home now. They were in a different mood, and naturally relaxed.

"Well, it's not pure enough. It's a comedy in the front, but it becomes a romance in the back."

What surprised Zhang Yuxuan when he arrived was that Xiao Shenyang's performance on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala was obviously more exciting than in the previous rehearsal.

Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help being a little surprised by this.Xiao Shenyang is really a live player.The performance on the stage was actually so much more exciting than the rehearsal.

It seems that this time, Xiao Shenyang will still be popular all over the country.

Even Zhang Yimou's "Three Shots Surprise" is still about to fall on Xiao Shenyang.

(End of this chapter)