Actor without ambition

Chapter 303 The Clown
The camera was on the side, faithfully recording Zhang Yuxuan and the others.

In fact, generally speaking, those variety shows that claim to have no scripts actually have scripts, even the original variety shows such as "Run, Brother" and "Infinite Challenge" also have scripts. First set a personality for each fixed guest, and then let these guests perform according to this personality.

In this way, the occurrence of some unexpected situations can be avoided to the greatest extent.

It's just that Zhang Yuxuan really planned to make a variety show without a script this time.

At least for this first episode, Zhang Yuxuan is going to try how these guests can perform without a script.

After all, as far as the present is concerned, even Shen Teng, Deng Chao, Sha Yi, and Counseling Xiaobao, who perform well on the spot, may not be able to perform realistically when there is a script, and they may not always be able to perform well. You can let go from the start.

Just like the original "Run, Brother" or "Infinite Challenge", you can completely watch the first few episodes of their first season. In fact, the performances of these guests are more or less full of acting energy. None are so real.

Not to mention Shen Teng and the others now.

In order to prevent them from feeling like acting, Zhang Yuxuan deliberately did not hand over the real script to them, just wanted to see the filming effect of their real reactions.

After Shen Teng and the others learned the truth, their faces were speechless, and they even faintly panicked and confused, as if they didn't know what to do.

Soon, the fretboards were laid out by those square dance aunts, and the staff also fixed up other things one by one.

"What is this?" Everyone looked at the track paved with fingerboards in puzzlement.

"This, it seems, is to press the fingerboard." Liu Yan couldn't help but said.

"Fingerboard?"

Zhang Yuxuan and his group knew about fingerboards, but few of them knew about fingerboards. Most of them had never seen fingerboards, and it was almost the first time they heard about fingerboards.

"Next, I'm going to announce the rules of the competition..." the director stood up at this moment and said to Zhang Yuxuan and the others.

"Take off your shoes and pass the competition in the suppressing class. If you reach the finish line within the specified time, you will be considered as a successful pass. This seems quite simple!" Deng Chao glanced at the competition field. It looks like 500 meters, and it is a relay race for three people. It seems that it is not difficult to pass the customs.

Liu Yan, who knew the power of fingerboard pressing, had a very bitter expression on her face: "Yes, you want to run and sprint on this fingerboard? Isn't it? Isn't it fatal?"

"Hey, Liu Yan, aren't you being a little hypocritical, just pressing the fingerboard, how uncomfortable this can be!" Huang Bo said with a smile.

"That's right, I'll come first." Saying that, Sha Yi took off his shoes, and then stepped on the fingerboard.

It's just that when he stepped on the fingerboard with both feet, his face changed suddenly, and he jumped back subconsciously: "Oh my god——"

"What's wrong, Sha Yi?"

"No, it's nothing, I just wasn't mentally prepared, this thing is a bit hard to step on, but it's still within the acceptable range." Sha Yi explained, and then walked back to the fingerboard.

"Socks, you can't wear socks, you have to take off your socks." The director on the side added.

"Take off the socks too? This sock is just such a thin layer of cloth, and you have to take it off too?" Sha Yi couldn't help asking.

"Yes, bare feet and no socks."

"...All right, just take it off." Sha Yi had no choice but to take off his socks, and stepped on the fingerboard with his big feet again.

"Hiss! The difference between wearing socks and not wearing socks seems to be a bit big?" Sha Yi grinned.

"Hey, let me tell you, aren't you exaggerating a bit. It's good to be exaggerating when we do variety shows, but you are too exaggerating." Deng Chao couldn't help but said.

"That's right, your exaggerated expression to attract the audience's attention is evil, let me tell you." Shen Teng followed Deng Chao to attack Sha Yi with a smile.

"Exaggeration? I'm exaggerating? Come and try!" Sha Yi couldn't help retorting.

"Hey, we don't believe it anymore, how painful this thing is, just try it!" Deng Chao said, taking off his shoes and socks, and then walked onto the fingerboard: Ouch... "Deng Chao After taking two steps towards the top, he jumped down directly.

"Didn't you say I was exaggerating? Why didn't you try it? And you, Shen Teng, didn't you want to come up and try it too? Come on?" Sha Yi said to Shen Teng with a smile.

"No, no, it was Deng Chao who said he was going to try it, but I didn't say that." Shen Teng shook his head directly in denial.

"..." Deng Chao.

The others were a little curious about Deng Chao and Sha Yi's reaction, thinking they were exaggerating, so they were also curious, took off their shoes and bare feet, and tried to step on the fingerboard.

Then everyone's expressions did change.

"This stuff really hurts a bit."

"But it's okay, it's barely acceptable."

Everyone started to analyze the situation of pressing the fingerboard.

Seven fixed guests, two flying guests, a total of nine people, divided into three teams to complete this first level.

Zhang Yuxuan, Shen Teng and Liu Yan, two men and one woman formed a small team.

Guo Jingfei, Deng Chao and Fan Xiaobing also form a team of two men and one woman.

Sha Yi, Xiaobao and Huang Bo remained, these three men formed a small team.

Coincidentally, among the three teams, one team has a big reputation. Although the popularity cannot be said to be exactly the same, it is also considered balanced to some extent.

"Well, let our team run first? Or, you guys come first?" Huang Bo said to the other two teams.

"No, you guys come first, Sha Yi said earlier that he wants to run first, so you guys come first." Zhang Yuxuan shook his head.

"Yes, yes, you come first. There are girls in both of our teams, and there are three men in your team, so I want you to come first." Fan Xiaobing echoed.

"No, isn't there a saying that says women first? So you two teams should go first, and it's our turn last." Huang Bo retorted.

"Don't talk about it, Huang Bo, you actually put women first on this?" Fan Xiaobing looked at Huang Bo in astonishment.

"Why can't I put it on this? I call it equal. Before any options, I always follow the principle of women first." Huang Bo quibbled.

"You are all equal on one side, and women are first on the other, is there a problem in itself?"

Although Huang Bo wanted to argue hard, in the end, their team was the first to go.

The other two teams watched from the side to see how the level should be passed, and it was not easy to pass.

Sha Yi was the first to appear on the stage. Holding the baton and barefoot, Sha Yi rushed to press the fingerboard when he heard the word "start".

It's just that Sha Yi took two legs and rushed a few steps quickly. After a strange cry, he turned a corner and turned off the fingerboard.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Shashasha! It feels completely different to run on it than to walk slowly on it! It hurts too much!" Sha Yi couldn't help but argue.

Because this was the first time, Sha Yi was given another chance.

Sha Yi took a few deep breaths, and after making enough mental preparations, he started to rush up the fretboard again after giving an order, but he slowed down a certain speed instinctively, and ran on the fretboard. After that, from time to time, he grinned his teeth and made strange noises, and then skipped the rope. Killing looked at the skipping rope with a broken expression on his face.

"Hurry up, hurry up Sha Yi, don't dawdle, hurry up. Don't run out of time." Huang Bo urged Sha Yi loudly.

Sha Yi gritted his teeth with a bitter face, let's dance.

Sha Yi, who already had a painful expression on his face, became even more painful.

Seeing this scene, the people beside him became even more joyful, even if it was Huang Bo, he couldn't help being so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.

After skipping the rope, Sha Yi staggered towards Huang Bo and handed the baton to Huang Bo.

Huang Bo hurriedly started to rush, but the same thing, after running two steps, his expression became very exaggerated and painful, and then he began to drill circles, and finally, after handing the baton to the last coward Xiaobao, Huang Bo quickly pressed down Roll off the fretboard.

Counseling Xiaobao is the last stick, especially for him to perform duets himself is also a hard job, so the pain of pressing the fingerboard is really nothing to Counseling Xiaobao, but he still makes exaggerated pain After all, as a duo actor, Xiaobao understands that the more ugly he performs on the show, the more funny it is, the more the audience likes it, the more shots he gets, and the more famous he will be.

It's just that just when Counseling Xiaobao took the baton and was about to charge, a woman stood in front of him, and the clothes worn by that woman had a few big words 'carry me on your back' stuck on them.

Counseling Xiaobao looked at the woman standing in front of him with a dazed expression. This woman was about 1.6 meters tall and weighed a lot, not three hundred catties, but definitely more than two hundred catties.

Counseling Xiaobao looked at this woman, and then couldn't help but look at himself. He was only 1.6 meters tall and weighed only about 110 kilograms, not even a hundred and twenty.

"Director? This, this link, really, really want to carry her on your back? Are you sure you're not playing with me?" Counseling Xiaobao couldn't help but screamed strangely.

"This is the last level, please encourage Xiaobao guests to proceed quickly." The director watched solemnly from the side.

And the people around, even those onlookers, looked at the thin and monkey-like Tong Xiaobao, and then looked at the woman in front of him who was taller, thinner, and almost twice as fat as him.They couldn't help laughing, the two stood together, the difference was too big, it was a very sharp contrast.

Even the two teammates, Huang Bo and Sha Yi, couldn't help laughing and squatting there at this moment, almost rolling over.

"Okay, I'm going to fight it out. Come on!" Counseling Xiaobao roared with a strong face, and then squatted down halfway, letting the other party lie on his back.

When this woman, who was at least twice the weight of Tong Xiaobao, jumped onto Tong Xiaobao's back, Tong Xiaobao staggered and almost missed the ground. At the same time, the expression on his face was a hideous Ah, my eyes are red, as if I might cry at any moment.

"Ow—"

Cowardly little treasure howled, walked tremblingly, and ran forward with his aunt on his back, no, he walked forward, no, more precisely, he moved forward.

The short distance of tens of meters almost killed Xiaobao.

Finally, he came to a horizontal bar with his aunt on his back, and after putting down the woman who weighed twice as much as Counseling Xiaobao, Counseling Xiaobao knelt down directly, directly on the ground.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing again.

"Xiaobao, hurry up, hurry up, the last item is left, the horizontal bar, grab the horizontal bar, and then bite off the bagel tied on the rope, hurry up." Huang Bo urged.

"Ah!!!" Counseling Xiaobao roared again, stood up, and then rushed towards the horizontal bar, that momentum was unstoppable.

Rushing under the horizontal bar, Counseling Xiaobao jumped hard, stretched his arms upwards, then pointed at the horizontal bar, and grabbed it hard——

Caught empty.

Counseling Xiaobao didn't jump high enough to catch the horizontal bar.

The scene instantly quieted down, and after a full second, the hilarious laughter came to mind again. At this time, the others almost forgot that they were recording a variety show, and even forgot to maintain their image. Everyone laughed very happily, Especially Deng Chao, who was already kneeling on the ground laughing, hammering the ground with his hands while laughing.

Counseling Xiaobao looked bewildered, and subconsciously looked back at the director.

"Go on, jump again."

Hearing this, Counseling Xiaobao hurriedly jumped up again, but couldn't reach it again.

The people who hadn't stopped laughing at first couldn't help laughing again when they saw this scene.

"Ahh! I don't believe I can't reach it!" Counseling Xiaobao screamed strangely, then took off, caught another empty space, and was still jumping before he caught it, but he couldn't reach the horizontal bar.

The people around couldn't close their mouths with laughter at this moment.

Tong Xiaobao, who seemed to be competing with the horizontal bar, had a ferocious face, but he was happy in his heart.

In fact, except for the first time because of foot pain, he made a mistake in taking off and failed to catch the horizontal bar. After getting to the back and making preparations, he was able to catch the horizontal bar, but Xiaobao deliberately made a jump that could not reach the horizontal bar. Like, keep repeating take-off.

Even though it makes Tong Xiaobao look like a clown, in fact, this is what he wants.

Because his performance is embarrassing enough, it is also funny enough, funny, and there will be more editing shots.

As for whether it will affect his image?You know, he is a duo actor!How could he care about his image!Duozhuan actors usually act in whatever way they can make people look ugly, and how they can make people amused, but they have never cared about their own image.

In fact, when Counseling Xiaobao signed the contract, Zhang Yuxuan once pointed out Counseling Xiaobao: "When recording variety shows, don't be restrained, don't work too hard, don't use too much force, you can sacrifice your own image, even if you put the It's okay to make yourself look like a clown, as long as it's funny enough, then you'll get enough shots.So don't be afraid to make a fool of yourself. '

Although Zhang Yuxuan said this directly, Counseling Xiaobao remembered it in his heart, that's why he couldn't hook the horizontal bar no matter what.

"Director, what should Xiaobao do if he can't hook the horizontal bar all the time? Or just forget it?" Sha Yi couldn't help asking the director beside him.

The director looked at Xiaobao who was still jumping vigorously but couldn't catch the horizontal bar, and he also looked helpless: "As teammates, you can help him."

So, Sha Yi hurried up, hugged Xiaobao's legs, and lifted him up, so that Xiaobao grabbed the horizontal bar and bit off the bagel hanging on it.

"Huh! It's finally over." Counseling Xiaobao said while eating a bagel.

"Yeah, it's too difficult, especially it's too unfriendly to Xiaobao." Huang Bo said with a sigh.

"That's right, I just ran such a long distance with a load, and jumped so many times, just this bagel, I can't fill my stomach at all." Counseling Xiaobao couldn't help but pat his stomach and said.

Hearing Xiaobao's words, everyone around looked at Xiaobao in astonishment, Huang Bo was silent, and the last few people couldn't help giving him a thumbs up.

Huang Bo and his team failed to pass the barrier by less than 2 minutes.

And next, it was Zhang Yuxuan and his team.

In Zhang Yuxuan's team, Zhang Yuxuan was first, Liu Yan was second, and Shen Teng was third.

Zhang Yuxuan grabbed the baton and started running first.

Quickly charging on the fingerboard, Zhang Yuxuan couldn't help grinning, and then skipped the rope. After the jump, the pain in the soles of his feet also made Zhang Yuxuan stagger a little while walking.However, he rushed to Liu Yan at the fastest speed and handed over the baton to Liu Yan.

After Liu Yan took the baton, she also rushed forward quickly. Although she was a girl, her speed was not slow, but when she rushed to the mechanism where she started to climb the circle, Liu Yan encountered difficulties.

Liu Yan was lying down, which was pretty much the same, except that when she tried to crawl forward, her cock got stuck, and she couldn't get through no matter how hard she tried.

Seeing this scene, the people around laughed.

In the end, Liu Yan had to readjust her stance, pressing down on her cockroach hard, trying to make herself a little slimmer, and it took a long time before she managed to pass.

But obviously, this second level took a bit too long.

"Well, otherwise, I won't break through the third level. Anyway, the time of our group is definitely over, right." Shen Teng said with a bit of a mean expression on his face.

"no!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Even if the time is exceeded, what should be finished must be finished!"

The former counselor Xiaobao and the three of them were not happy anymore, and they talked loudly.

"Must run the whole course!" The director said.

With a helpless expression on his face, Shen Teng could only shake his head and continue to run.

Especially when he saw the [-]-jin aunt standing in front of him, Shen Teng's expression became even more painful.

The expression on Shen Teng's face is really rich and funny.He simply made an expression, which made people want to laugh.

(End of this chapter)