my wife is god catcher

Chapter 34 A Cow in the Left Hand and a Sheep in the Right
Walking in the rivers and lakes, safety first.

Although Li Jinyu was not afraid of poisonous snakes, a mere Jade Snake God was not worth exposing the Ice Silkworm Gu.

Without exposing the Ice Silkworm Gu, the safest way is to attack from a distance, that is, a hidden weapon.

Generally speaking, needle weapons are more convenient to deal with swarms of poisonous snakes, but although Li Jinyu is more handsome, he considers himself a pure man, and since gold needles and silver needles are really useless, he uses copper plates instead.

Crush the copper plate vigorously, and a copper coin can be squeezed into seven or eight fragments, and then aroused by the technique of raining flowers all over the sky, waving your hand is a rain of "money".

This trick comes from emptiness, and it is said that it is a good trick of his uncle "Mr. Wuhen".

That uncle has a severe obsession with cleanliness. Not only is he always dressed in white, but no matter where he goes, there are always four beauties carrying his sedan chair, and he never touches the ground.

In his words, the dust on the ground is not clean, and the man is also made of mud, and it feels bad luck to see it.

Although he has a big temper and strange behavior, his ability is not bad at all, and he can be called a talent of the world.

Astronomy and geography, yin and yang and five elements, Tai Chi and gossip, Qimen Dunjia, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, farmland water conservancy, economic strategy, medical divination and astrology are all excellent.

It's a pity that he hasn't appeared in the arena for more than ten years, and he has long been truly "no trace".

The Jade Snake God Lord has never seen such a strange trick before, pieces of broken copper shoot out, like misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, ethereal, soft like mist, but pervasive.

The venomous snake, which was carefully domesticated, moved swiftly, and could even evade the sword's aura, had its head exploded with precision, causing death in patches.

"You... how dare you kill my poisonous snake!"

Previously, he was pretending to make a loud and clear sound by vibrating his vocal cords with true energy, but now he was so angry that he couldn't pretend anymore. He made a sharp, thin, slippery and greasy roar, which made people feel goosebumps all over their bodies.

What Li Jinyu was waiting for was this voice. With his left hand, he circulated the cold air of the ice silkworm and slapped it at the giant snake.

"Crack!"

Under the blow of the cold ice palm, the giant snake's head was completely sealed in ice, and it fell to the ground with a bang!
The body rolled in mid-air, as if stepping on a ladder, and suddenly rose two feet, and then flew into the jungle like a sharp arrow.

Bishe Shenjun is hiding on a giant tree that is thick enough for five people to embrace. He is wearing a green tights, and his thin and long body is crookedly hidden among the branches. His whole body seems to have no bones.

The thin and small eyes stared at Li Jinyu like a poisonous five-step snake.

Suddenly, the eyes of the Jade Snake God opened wide, and his sleeves looked like two huge snake nests, shooting out green poisonous snakes as thick as chopsticks.

Li Jinyu sneered, and quickly stretched out his right hand to meet the poisonous snake. A cold light burst out, and the stern light of the knife swept across the air, and the blood suddenly burst out.

Dozens of poisonous snakes as thick as chopsticks, together with the neck of Lord Jade Snake, were all cut into two pieces.

Accompanied by a crackling sound, the two-sectioned poisonous snake and a dead head fell to the ground, spattering out extremely foul-smelling blood.

Li Jinyu wrinkled his nose: "The next time you face a master who uses poison, don't do it like this! It's fishy and smelly, and the smell is too bad."

Xiao Yu'er smiled and leaned over: "Brother Jinyu, this snake smells bad, but it tastes delicious, do you want to try the snake soup?"

"You kid can do it?"

"Of course, this is my specialty!"

"Then I'm going to trouble you, and besides, the big snake is not dead, you go and take care of it."

"But I..."

"Anyone who is good at making snake soup can't catch snakes?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll catch snakes now, and I'll catch snakes now, brother, just wait and eat!"

Xiao Yu'er went to catch the snake with a sad face, Li Jinyu smiled and waited to eat the snake soup, Tie Feihua said helplessly, "Isn't it too much?"

"Don't worry, that kid is a ghost, it's impossible for him to be hurt by a poisonous snake, and maybe he will cause us some trouble, just wait and see!"

Tie Xinlan said: "Tie Butou, this kid really looks like a little devil, he must be disciplined!"

Liu Er said: "It doesn't matter if it's a magic star or not, I just want to know if the snake soup he made is good or not."

Tie Feihua said helplessly: "I haven't starved you all these years, have I? Why are you getting more gluttonous every day?"

Liu'er said: "Miss, I'm still growing here, so of course I will eat more."

"Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it and become a Bodhisattva of great joy, let's see how you can get married!"

"I don't worry about it. It doesn't matter if I can get married or not, as long as the young lady can get married!"

"You are really, oh..."

"Miss, why are you sighing? Can you still leave me? If you leave me, you probably won't be able to tell the difference between sugar and salt, and you won't be able to tell the difference between soy sauce and rice vinegar!"

"The more you talk, the more you become an asshole, who did you learn from!"

Tie Feihua gave Liu'er a blank look, turned his head to look at Li Jinyu who was looking up at the sky, and hummed: "Little brother, your family is not short of money, if you really need a maid, you can find one, why bother my Liu'er."

"Heaven and earth conscience, I really didn't teach this!"

"Who else could you be?"

"Lu Xiaofeng!"

Li Jinyu said firmly.

In a certain fragrant boudoir, Lu Xiaofeng was having sex with Xue Bing, the eldest daughter of the Xue family, when he suddenly felt chills all over his body, and couldn't help tightening his clothes.

……

Xiao Yu'er said he was going to make snake soup, but after waiting for more than an hour, he didn't even see a single hair.

Just when Tie Xinlan thought that Xiao Yu'er had run away and wanted to find her, Xiao Yu'er, with a sad face, led two people to find the crowd, as if they were kidnapped.

It is not accurate to say that there are two people, because these two people really don't look like people.

The one in front was tall and burly, with a full face and a beard. He looked majestic and high-spirited, like a cow, extremely tall and strong.

The other was dressed in white, hunched over, and his face was like a gourd hanging upside down.

Coupled with a goatee, two thin eyebrows, and two small eyes, even if you put him in a goat's nest, no one will recognize him as a human being.

The two are not the same, but the ox and the white sheep in the twelve astrology, also known as "Yunliang" and "Chishi".

Li Jinyu took a step forward and asked, "You little fish, you really know how to avoid laziness. Where's my snake soup?"

Xiao Yu'er smiled wryly and said: "Brother Jinyu, Xiao Yu'er is indeed making snake soup, but when I meet these two big brothers, I can only come to you."

"Looking at the appearance of these two brothers, could it be that they are the ox and the Aries in the twelve zodiac signs?"

"This young man is right."

The tall scalper scratched his head, and said naively: "I am the scalper, this is my good brother Aries, we have something to do..."

Before he finished speaking, the big hand of the scalper scratching his head suddenly let go, and a large pile of cow hairy needles shot out.

Just looking at the simple-minded appearance of the scalper, anyone would regard him as an honest farmer, let alone think that half of his words will turn into a lot of flying needles.

The shiny ox hair needles shone with a green light, and they had a unique stench, which was more vicious than the poisonous snake of the Jade Snake God.

The moment the ox flew the needle, Aries thrust out his hands behind his back, and slashed at Li Jinyu's neck with two scimitars, really fast and ruthless.

This time they were recruited so fast that Xiao Yu'er felt a chill down his back.

He just wanted to make a joke, but he never expected that these two guys would be so vicious.

Scalpers are ruthless, Aries are poisonous.

Li Jinyu is more ruthless than them!More poisonous!
A flash of light burst out suddenly, piercing the white sheep's arms with incomparable precision, and then lightly lifted upwards, a dead sheep's head flew into the air.

The left hand was closed like a seal and lightly circled, emitting a weird suction force, and with a light twist, needles flew out all over the sky, turning the scalper into a hedgehog.

Li Jinyu smiled and said, "Little Yu'er, can you make me snake soup now?"

Li Jinyu's tone was very gentle, and her smile was very warm, but in Xiao Yu'er's eyes, she was no different from a ghost from hell, making people feel the chill behind her!

　Thanks to the book friends who want to fly and are unable to reward

　　
　
(End of this chapter)