my wife is god catcher

Chapter 5 Lu Xiaofeng, Bliss Building

Lu Xiaofeng was lying on the bed with a large glass of wine on his chest.

The wine didn't spill, for he lay there, motionless, almost dead, and never even opened his eyes.

His eyebrows are very thick, his eyelashes are very long, and he has two beards on his mouth, which are neatly trimmed, which looks like two eyebrows. People in Jianghu say that Lu Xiaofeng has four eyebrows, two of which are his beard.

This is a unique beard in the world, and everyone who sees it can't help but take a closer look.

His drinking posture is also very strange.

Taking a deep breath, the wine glass on his chest was immediately sucked by him, and the full glass of wine was also sucked into his mouth immediately, with a "gul" sound, it reached his stomach without a single drop left.

He exhaled again, and the wine glass immediately returned to its original place, not bad by half.

Usually, there would be a courtesan from a brothel or a lady from a famous family who would pour wine for him, but today he could only drink by himself, and he held the jug firmly with one hand, as if the jug would fly away as soon as he let go. up.

The flagon, of course, cannot fly, but it will be snatched away.

Snatched away by Li Jinyu!

Li Jinyu looked at the lazy Lu Xiaofeng who seemed to be lying dead, and said with a smile: "You bastard, you are not in a hurry when you take care of others?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Didn't you come here? With you Mr. Hu here, what else can we do? Oh, by the way, you are still Mr. Gao and Mr. Chen."

Li Jinyu and Lu Xiaofeng knew each other. Li Jinyu was wearing a "Hu Bayi" vest when they first met.

In fact, it's really not Li Jinyu's fault.

The two got acquainted in Yunnan, sneaked into the secret place of the Five Immortals Sect together, and secretly drank the secret treasure of the Town Sect "Wubaohua Honey Wine".

The Five Immortals Sect is also called the Five Poisons Sect. There are poisonous insects and weeds all over the place, giving people a feeling of "Yunnan Insect Valley".

Li Jinyu thought it was interesting, so she put on Hu Bayi's vest, and didn't say her name until the two parted.

That's all, but the two met several times after that, Li Jinyu wore Gao Jin, Chen Jiaju and other vests respectively, which made Lu Xiaofeng laugh for a while.

In Jianghu, people who like to wear vests are everywhere, but like Li Jinyu, every time they change their vests, they are discovered by chance. It is really the only one with no semicolon, Lu Xiaofeng almost laughed out loud.

Li Jinyu snorted, "Lu Xiaoji, what I did at the time was just for fun, but now all these titles don't count, there is only one Li Jinyu."

"I'm a chick, and you are a goldfish. We should really be good friends, but I won't be able to enjoy myself for a few days. You need to work harder."

"Are you drinking too much, are you going to drink to death?"

"Can you say something human?"

"It's no big deal to drink to death. There are countless high-ranking people who drink to death throughout the ages. The contents in the cup seem ordinary, but in fact they really kill people without blood."

"It's unreasonable to say that I can't beat you. You didn't drink to death, but you were poisoned. The person in charge of the Hua family, Hua Manlou, who claims to be as gentle as jade, gave me Xinxin San for three days in order to force me to handle the case as soon as possible."

Speaking, Lu Xiaofeng stretched out his arm, pointed to a long red thread and said: "When the red thread reaches the heart, it will be poisoned into the viscera. Immortal Da Luo will not be able to return to heaven."

Not to mention that Huamanlou and Lu Xiaofeng have known each other for a long time, just talking about Huamanlou's disposition, it is absolutely impossible to poison him.

What Lu Xiaofeng said was just to play a little joke with Li Jinyu, to stinky Li Jinyu.

However, how could Li Jinyu fall for it!

"Really poisoned?"

"It's really poisoned!"

"Oh, all right."

"Huh? That's good???"

"You are a scourge. Keeping it is a waste of food, wine and meat. It's better to die. It's a pity that the poisoned corpse will dirty the ground. Alas, this is really troublesome."

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "Then why don't you just light a fire and burn me clean!"

Li Jinyu gave a thumbs up and praised: "This is really a good idea, don't worry, we two met after all, and I will definitely give you a good funeral."

"What kind of scenery?"

"Throw it directly into the sea."

Lu Xiaofeng: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ

Li Jinyu: (*￣︶￣)
"Don't get me wrong, I mean, a loafer like you can't stop turning to ashes.

It's better to throw it into the sea, let you rise and fall with the waves, one wave after another, never stop. "

Lu Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said: "I really thank you, I am really lucky to have a good friend like you, and I will never die with peace in my eyes!"

"Um……"

Is there something wrong with this statement?
"If I don't take your good friend with me, how can I rest in peace, don't you think?"

"That's enough, let's stop gossip. What have you found out these days? Tell me, the official problem will be solved by iron arresters, and the Jianghu problem will be solved by us."

"Iron catcher?"

"Iron Flying Flower."

"Jin Jiuling and Jin Butou are also here."

"For a matter as big as a fake bank note, there must be internal support. Except for Tie Feihua, I don't trust any official ones, including Jin Jiuling."

"Why is Tiefeihua trustworthy?"

"No reason, just believable."

"What about the rivers and lakes?"

"You, Huamanlou, me, other than that, you should be suspicious of anyone else."

"Why can't Jin Jiuling be trusted?"

"Jin Jiuling likes to enjoy life, food, clothing, housing and transportation are all top-notch, and top-notch enjoyment is naturally top-notch expensive.

The salary of the policeman is far from enough to support such an expensive consumption. If he has no side job, do you think it is possible?Every fool knows it's impossible.

Back then he failed to become one of the Four Great Gods. Do you think it was because he didn't have a strong backer? "

"Jin Jiuling is proficient in appreciating horses, and is very good at distinguishing antique calligraphy and paintings, not to mention Wanjia's invitation, there must be a lot of generous rewards."

"I just mentioned a possibility. Believe it or not is up to you. Is there any special information?"

"There is a large-scale gold selling cave in the local area, called the Bliss Building. It is probably where fake bank notes are distributed. If you are interested, let's go and have a look together at night."

"Have you been there?"

"Never been."

"What if there is danger?"

"If there is any danger, I will leave you as a scourge and run alone!"

Lu Xiaofeng snorted, and said: "I want to sleep to recharge my batteries, so do whatever you like! If you want to watch me sleep, that's up to you!"

"Cut! Who wants to see you!"

……

Night, cemetery!

The Bliss Building is the largest gold selling cave in the vicinity. There are wine, meat, beauties and casinos in it, but the location is extremely confidential, and you must enter it in a coffin.

That is: the guests light an incense stick in front of the coffin, and then enter the coffin. The Kunlun slaves raised by the Bliss Building nail the coffin, carry the coffin into the Bliss Building, and then open the coffin, which means "promotion and fortune".

This way of entering is very unique, Li Jinyu is not curious about anything else, only curious about the first batch of guests.

Their courage is too great!
The space in the coffin was not large. Although Li Jinyu and Lu Xiaofeng were not muscular and strong men, it was uncomfortable to be squeezed together, and they always felt a little awkward.

Lu Xiaofeng mistakenly thought that Li Jinyu was jealous of coffins, and comforted him: "If you feel uncomfortable, don't treat this as a coffin, but as a cabinet!"

"cabinet?"

"Well, the cabinet!"

Li Jinyu felt even more awkward.

It wasn't until I was carried to the Bliss Building, out... out of this "cabinet", that I realized what was wrong!
Lu Xiaofeng is too disturbing, next time he should squeeze into a "cabinet" with Tie Feihua!

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