my wife is god catcher

Chapter 80 Void Night Moon, from the Secret Art of the 21st Century

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Li Jinyu knocked lightly on the door.

"Yueyue, it's me, open the door!"

"No, no, no one, you are all bad guys, especially you big bastard."

"Where do you start with this? Yeyue, have you heard some rumors and misunderstood me?
I rushed back from thousands of miles, my injury was still not healed, and I was severely taught by the elder sister. After the lesson was over, I came to find you right away. Why do you say you are a jerk? "

"Hmph! What do you want me for? Go find your little lover, they have already come to your door!"

"Then I'm really going now~~"

Li Jinyu just took half a step back, and before he could take the next step, a flame had already burned over.

"You bastard, watch me roast you!"

Li Jinyu turned over to avoid it, raised the icy palm of her left hand lightly, and the spring breeze melted the rain to remove the flames.

Before Li Jinyu could catch his breath, the air suddenly became scorching hot. A ball of fire, three rockets slammed towards him, and a firebird behind him.

It was Xu Yeyue who practiced the Fire Attribute Longevity Jue, and also practiced the flame technique of the pre-Qin period, a hundred master Yan Lingji. What he brought up was not the sword energy of the palm, but all kinds of scorching flames.

Not only that, as the flame burns, illusions will be produced due to temperature changes, especially after the enemy's brain is starved of oxygen, the illusion effect will increase several times.

Although she has not yet made a name for herself in the arena, Xu Yeyue's martial arts are not weak at all, and even Li Jinyu feels a headache for some outlandish methods.

The left palm presses and rubs the pick, and the cold ice palm moves one after another, melting Xu Yeyue's flames one after another.

The extreme cold and extreme heat changed continuously, and various phantoms quickly appeared in the air. In the courtyard distorted by the temperature, a stunning beauty suddenly appeared.

She was wearing a red dress with black stripes and silver trim, half of her black hair was rolled up and half was blowing in the wind.

A pair of eyes are like two bottomless clear pools, in which there are countless sweet dreams hidden, the beauty is unfathomable, the beauty is thrilling, and the beauty is intoxicating.

It is not only like the bright moon in the boundless deep sky, but also like a burning phoenix flying high in the raging fire.

Every move of hand, every throw of foot, all conform to the pattern of burning flames, and all contain amazing beauty.

Even though he has been familiar with it since he was a child, and there is ice silkworm Gu to concentrate his attention, Li Jinyu still couldn't help being moved by this beauty, subconsciously appreciating it quietly.

With the flames approaching, Xu Yeyue was not in a hurry to catch people, but danced with the flames to her heart's content.

It's not the pure beauty of Fairy Luoshui that is "as graceful as a frightened bird, as graceful as a dragon swimming", but a wilder enthusiasm that is hotter than a raging fire and makes people's blood rush.

Li Jinyu had never seen the Heavenly Demon Dance of the Yingui sect, but in terms of charm, Xu Yeyue was not inferior at all.

Especially the little girl Xu Yeyue, who actually wore Yan Lingji's classic flame suit drawn by Li Jinyu from memory, her level of charm was directly off the charts.

Ugh!
What a goblin!
Not scolding, but the truth.

Xu Yeyue was born with a "sexy face", and those who were not lucky enough to marry would die, and even princes and nobles could not bear it.

Practicing the formula of longevity and Yan Lingji's unique skills, which made her more charming and charming, just like the ancient concubines, Daji, and Baosi.

Not to mention princes and nobles, even if they marry into the royal family, they will become a "disaster concubine" in all likelihood.

When Xu Ruowu noticed this change at the beginning, he was so angry that he couldn't eat for three days, so he searched for photo books in the study, and it took him three months to find some relief.

If it weren't for Li Jinyu's koi carp, it would be enough to relieve Xu Yeyue's anger, no matter how much Xu Ruowu hurts her daughter, he might forcibly abolish her martial arts.

Dancing in the palm of the hand, the sound of the flute is absolutely amazing!
Li Jinyu's veins in both arms were restrained, Xu Yeyue coiled up like a spirit snake, and said softly, "Brother Jinyu, how is your dance?"

"It's not inferior to the Feiyan of Han."

"Oh? Brother Jinyu, is my Feiyan better, or the Yuyan better?"

"Of course Feiyan is better."

When the fiery hairpin is gently gesturing on the chest, anyone knows how to answer such an obvious question.

Not to mention that in terms of charm and charm, Li Jinyu has never seen anyone who can match Xu Yeyue.

If it hadn't been for the fact that the two sects of the Demon Sect and the Six Paths had been expelled since the Empress ascended the throne, among other things, the Yingui Sect would never let such a talented disciple go.

Xu Yeyue nodded in satisfaction, wrapped her arms around Li Jinyu's neck lightly, and said angrily, "I have practiced dancing for so long to make you happy, but you're out there being promiscuous. It's really a shame."

"Who said that, I have already remembered all the heroic appearance of my junior sister, so I will describe one or two."

"I want to draw three pictures."

"Thirty pictures are up to you."

Li Jinyu doesn't like dancing and writing, but when he was a child learning palm techniques from Emperor Ye, he accidentally learned the technique of depicting beauties, and he learned it very well.

Although it is not as exquisite as Yedi's painting skills, as a time traveler, he will naturally know a peerless technique called "retouching", which will automatically PS during the drawing process.

Poetry and painting are far inferior to Ye Di, but it looks better!

At the beginning, when Li Jinyu showed this skill, countless wealthy ladies in Luoyang City came to ask for a painting.

Even Princess Taiping and Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but ask Li Jinyu to draw seven or eight paintings. Tie Feihua and other acquaintances had already filled their homes with paintings.

Master painters draw with their own painstaking effort and will in every stroke, and the most important thing is to pay attention to artistic conception.

Such a painting is definitely not feasible in a short time.

Li Jinyu only wanted to draw more likeness, and didn't pay much attention to artistic conception, and the painting speed was extremely fast.

In just one hour, he drew all the dance steps of Xu Yeyue to coax the next "ancestor".

……

Back garden, Muyun Pavilion.

Li Jinyu glanced at it from a distance, and found that the anger was not serious, so he strode forward and bowed to salute.

"The child has seen the mother."

"Hmph! You still know how to come back!"

"Yes, yes, the child took too much risk this time. He came back a bit late, causing mother to worry. It is really too much. Please punish me."

"Worried? I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about other things. Can't you make me look good?"

"Where did you start talking? Could it be that you lost in mahjong? The boy will teach you another secret method."

The noble ladies gather to play mahjong, on the one hand, for relaxation, and on the other hand, for socializing. They have absolutely no idea of ​​winning money, and they don't care much about winning or losing.

Teaching thousands of skills and the like is purely mentally ill and seriously ill, but it is possible to teach one or two small tricks to gain some advantage in the process of playing mahjong.

"Play mahjong, play mahjong, you think I would like to play mahjong, isn't that nothing to do!"

"What do you want to do? Why don't you go and discuss with the eldest sister and let you take care of the housekeeper?"

"You little cunning, what am I thinking, don't you know? I want to hug my grandson, grandson!

Look at the rich families in Luoyang City, at your age, they already have both children, unlike our family, there is no junior! "

"Eldest brother and second brother haven't married yet, I..."

"The two of them are just two pieces of wood, I don't know what to say, you boy is different, you are the seventh in the list of young masters, and you have a reputation for being romantic.

Go out for a while, and you can hook up with any goddess catcher, Miaojiang saintess, and goddess doctor.

At home, there is a charming girl who is naturally beautiful, and another one came to the door two days ago, I thought I could finally coax my grandson, alas, everything is empty!

If this continues, I will be laughed at to death when I go out, how can you make me have the face to go out? "

(End of this chapter)