Zongwu: fortune-telling with luck, the beginning is Xiongba's orders
Chapter 386: Wonderful Chapter Spring?
Blind date?
Everyone was stunned when they heard shopkeeper Tong's words, can this work?
"I think so!"
Dazui, who had been sad before, suddenly jumped up with excitement.
Everyone looked at Da Zui who suddenly turned from sadness to joy, looked at each other, and looked at Da Zui again, Lao Bai couldn't help asking: "Do you really want to go on a blind date?"
Dazui nodded vigorously, and said: "I can't help but stay on a blind date. It's really hard to meet any good girls when I stay in the inn every day."
The scope of his daily activities is near the Tongfu Inn, and he knows only a few women, either they are already married, or they are not suitable for age, otherwise he would not have been single until now.
"Sit and sit."
Shopkeeper Tong stretched out his hand to signal everyone to sit down.
After everyone sat down, Shopkeeper Tong cleared his throat and said, "Dazui, Er and Laobai have met many big-name people in business over the years, and they can be regarded as some contacts. It is not a bad idea to arrange a blind date for you." Difficult, it’s just that, whether this can be done or not depends on yourself.”
Da Zui heard what shopkeeper Tong said, and asked quite curiously: "How do you call it looking at myself?"
Everyone also looked at shopkeeper Tong curiously. What do you think of this?
Shopkeeper Tong faced everyone's curious eyes, and continued: "First of all, you have to know what advantages you have. If you don't have any advantages, if you can't attract girls, then it must be impossible."
When everyone heard shopkeeper Tong's words, they all felt that what shopkeeper Tong said was very reasonable.
If Dazui wants to ask for a wife, he has to have something attractive about him.
For example, young and promising, for example, stable and generous, for example, handsome, or rich.
Everyone thought about it, and the eyes that looked at Da Zui couldn't help becoming a little weird.
These big mouths seem to be untouched!
Just when everyone was thinking this way, someone suddenly ran in from outside and shouted: "Who is Li Xiulian, here is a letter from your family."
When Dazui heard this, he immediately stood up and raised his hand, saying, "I, I am Li Xiulian."
Talking loudly, he came over and took the family letter. He opened the family letter, read it carefully, then handed it to Xiucai, and said, "Xiucai quickly help me to read it, I can't read."
The scholar heard the words and asked: "You are illiterate, why did you read it so seriously just now?"
Dazui said cheerfully: "I just took a look casually, wanting to identify the authenticity."
Xiucai took the letter from home and looked down, then yelled and said, "It's broken, the letter said your mother is critically ill!"
When Dazui heard what Xiucai said, he turned his head and ran towards the backyard. After a while, he rushed out of the inn gate with a bag on his back.
Everyone knew that Da Zui was worried about his mother's condition and was anxious to go back to visit her, so they all told Da Zui to be careful on the road and not to panic.
Looking at the back of Da Zui running away, Lao Bai sighed and said: "The world is really impermanent. This old lady has not seen her daughter-in-law embrace her grandson. It would be a pity if she just left like this. .”
Everyone nodded approvingly, this is indeed a pity.
……
The next day.
in the afternoon.
There were no guests in the inn at this time, Lao Bai and the others were sitting and chatting together, never thought that Dazui would run in from the outside in a hurry.
"Big mouth?"
Lao Bai looked surprised, isn't this going home to visit the sick?Why did you come back so soon?
Everyone else was also curious, what's going on?
Da Zui sat down at the table and said to everyone: "My mother is really critically ill this time!"
Lao Bai had a weird face and asked, "Isn't the co-authorship fake before?"
Dazui shook his head, and replied: "It was always half a step away from death before, but this time..."
Everyone showed sympathy on their faces when they heard the words, and comforted Dazui not to be too sad.
But Dazui shook his head and said, "No, my mother didn't die, she just wandered around the gate of hell and was rescued by me."
Shopkeeper Tong looked surprised and asked, "In addition to being able to cook, you also have the ability to rejuvenate?"
Dazui shook his head again, and said with a helpless expression: "No, I think my mother is dying, so I said that I have married a daughter-in-law and the grandson is born, so he can feel at ease, but my mother sat up on the spot. The disease is all cured!"
The scholar sighed immediately after hearing the words: "It turns out that Chongxi is really useful!"
Dazui rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you so happy, I'm lying."
Lao Bai looked at Da Zui's frowning face, and said, "Even if you lied, it's good that your mother recovered from her illness. Why are you still frowning?"
Dazui explained with a very headache; "The problem is that my mother heard that I married a daughter-in-law and embraced a grandson. She jumped up and beat me up, saying that I didn't invite her as a mother for such a big matter. , is grossly unfilial."
After hearing Da Zui's explanation, Lao Bai nodded and said, "That is indeed a fight. How can you not invite your own mother to participate in this important event of marrying a wife?"
Dazui said again: "But I didn't just talk nonsense to make her old man rest in peace. How can I have a daughter-in-law!"
The scholar asked: "And then?"
Dazui said helplessly: "My mother insists on seeing my daughter-in-law and holding her eldest grandson. Where do you think I can find her a daughter-in-law and eldest grandson!"
Dazui suddenly grabbed Laobai and Xiucai's arms, and said, "Why don't you help me?"
……
"Mom, slow down."
In front of the gate of Tongfu Inn, Dazui supported an old woman who was very old and walked slowly towards the inn.
While walking carefully, Dazui said to Lao Bai and the others: "This is my mother. She has lost her eyesight for more than 20 years."
The Laobai people who were still a little nervous at first relaxed immediately when they heard Dazui say this.
Lao Bai said with a smile: "Hi, ma'am."
When Dazui's mother heard Lao Bai's greeting, she immediately said: "Who is your aunt, why is this servant so unruly?"
Lao Bai was a little stunned when he heard this, why did he become a servant in this situation?
Da Zui first helped his mother to sit down, and then walked over, whispering to Lao Bai and the others: "On the way here, my mother has been asking me for news, and I fooled around, fooling around and exaggerating. "
Upon hearing this, the scholar immediately asked, "What are you bragging about?"
With a face full of embarrassment, Dazui said in a low voice: "I said that my daughter-in-law is as beautiful as a fairy. My mother didn't believe that such a beautiful girl could fall in love with me as a cook, so I said that I am no longer a cook, and I said that I am—— Shopkeeper!"
Shopkeeper Tong couldn't sit still when he heard the words, and said loudly: "You belong to the shopkeeper, what is that amount!"
Dazui saw that shopkeeper Tong was in a hurry, and quickly said: "Shopkeeper, I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry, just for the sake of this friend, help me."
Shopkeeper Tong took a deep breath and said, "Okay, for the sake of so many years, I will help you this time."
Talking about it, shopkeeper Tong showed a smile on his face, walked quickly to Dazui's old lady, and said flatteringly: "So you are the mother of shopkeeper Li, no wonder shopkeeper Li is so promising, you just look at me Wealthy."
Seeing the performance of shopkeeper Tong, everyone gave shopkeeper Tong a thumbs up.
At this time, the big mouthed old lady said with some disgust: "Son, why does the guy you recruited from the inn speak with such a strong accent? Can this guest understand? Hurry up and quit."
When shopkeeper Tong heard these words, the smile on his face froze immediately.
She rolled up her sleeves and was about to go crazy, but fortunately, Lao Bai and Mo Xiaobei reacted quickly and grabbed shopkeeper Tong.
"A small leak will sink a great ship!"
Shopkeeper Tong took a few deep breaths, suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked, "Do you speak with a heavy accent?"
Talking about it, shopkeeper Tong continued: "Er Xun Sier speaks without an accent."
Everyone: "..."
At this time, the old lady with a big mouth asked again: "Son, why did you go?"
Dazui heard the words and immediately shouted: "Mom, I'm here, didn't I just go to fire the buddy?"
Talking loudly, he nodded and bowed to shopkeeper Tong repeatedly to apologize, and walked quickly to the old lady, serving him carefully.
The old lady with a big mouth asked with a smile: "My son, where is my daughter-in-law who is as beautiful as a fairy?"
Dazui glanced around, speechless.
At this moment, Guo Furong had an idea and said, "Ma'am, your daughter-in-law is on her way here on horseback."
Big Mouth's face suddenly showed surprise when she heard the words, and said: "Come here on horseback? How can she ride a horse as a woman? It's so dangerous."
Guo Furong made up nonsense, and then said: "You don't know something, your daughter-in-law is a hero among women! You have heard of Dongfang Bubai, she is your daughter-in-law!"
When everyone heard Guo Furong's words, the expressions on their faces suddenly became extremely surprised.
Guo Furong looked at the surprised expressions on everyone's faces, and said in a low voice: "Big Mouth has blown out so much cowhide, it's okay if I help him blow some more, anyway, his mother doesn't know Dongfang Bubai."
Everyone heard Guo Furong's explanation, and after thinking about it carefully, there seemed to be nothing wrong with what Guo Furong said.
Anyway, it's all bragging, so it's better to just blow it up, the happier the big-mouthed old lady is.
At this time, the old lady with a big mouth said in surprise: "A girl named Dongfang Bubai? This name is really domineering."
Speaking of Dazui, the old lady asked Dazui worriedly: "Your wife must be very domineering, right? Can you control her?"
Dazui saw that his little friends were blowing the bullshit to the sky, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "Of course, mother, don't look at him as Dongfang Bubai, your son and I are not vegetarian. Didn’t I show you on the way? The peerless sword in my hand cuts iron like mud, and with this sword alone, Dongfang Bubai has to respect me.”
Da Zui's old lady felt relieved when she heard Da Zui say this, and said, "That's good, that's good."
Just when everyone thought that the matter was just being fooled, suddenly a figure in red strode in from the outside.
This person is none other than Dongfang Bubai.
She looked at Lao Bai, and said, "Boss, please go upstairs to inform me that Dongfang Bubai is asking to see Mr."
Everyone was stunned when they heard shopkeeper Tong's words, can this work?
"I think so!"
Dazui, who had been sad before, suddenly jumped up with excitement.
Everyone looked at Da Zui who suddenly turned from sadness to joy, looked at each other, and looked at Da Zui again, Lao Bai couldn't help asking: "Do you really want to go on a blind date?"
Dazui nodded vigorously, and said: "I can't help but stay on a blind date. It's really hard to meet any good girls when I stay in the inn every day."
The scope of his daily activities is near the Tongfu Inn, and he knows only a few women, either they are already married, or they are not suitable for age, otherwise he would not have been single until now.
"Sit and sit."
Shopkeeper Tong stretched out his hand to signal everyone to sit down.
After everyone sat down, Shopkeeper Tong cleared his throat and said, "Dazui, Er and Laobai have met many big-name people in business over the years, and they can be regarded as some contacts. It is not a bad idea to arrange a blind date for you." Difficult, it’s just that, whether this can be done or not depends on yourself.”
Da Zui heard what shopkeeper Tong said, and asked quite curiously: "How do you call it looking at myself?"
Everyone also looked at shopkeeper Tong curiously. What do you think of this?
Shopkeeper Tong faced everyone's curious eyes, and continued: "First of all, you have to know what advantages you have. If you don't have any advantages, if you can't attract girls, then it must be impossible."
When everyone heard shopkeeper Tong's words, they all felt that what shopkeeper Tong said was very reasonable.
If Dazui wants to ask for a wife, he has to have something attractive about him.
For example, young and promising, for example, stable and generous, for example, handsome, or rich.
Everyone thought about it, and the eyes that looked at Da Zui couldn't help becoming a little weird.
These big mouths seem to be untouched!
Just when everyone was thinking this way, someone suddenly ran in from outside and shouted: "Who is Li Xiulian, here is a letter from your family."
When Dazui heard this, he immediately stood up and raised his hand, saying, "I, I am Li Xiulian."
Talking loudly, he came over and took the family letter. He opened the family letter, read it carefully, then handed it to Xiucai, and said, "Xiucai quickly help me to read it, I can't read."
The scholar heard the words and asked: "You are illiterate, why did you read it so seriously just now?"
Dazui said cheerfully: "I just took a look casually, wanting to identify the authenticity."
Xiucai took the letter from home and looked down, then yelled and said, "It's broken, the letter said your mother is critically ill!"
When Dazui heard what Xiucai said, he turned his head and ran towards the backyard. After a while, he rushed out of the inn gate with a bag on his back.
Everyone knew that Da Zui was worried about his mother's condition and was anxious to go back to visit her, so they all told Da Zui to be careful on the road and not to panic.
Looking at the back of Da Zui running away, Lao Bai sighed and said: "The world is really impermanent. This old lady has not seen her daughter-in-law embrace her grandson. It would be a pity if she just left like this. .”
Everyone nodded approvingly, this is indeed a pity.
……
The next day.
in the afternoon.
There were no guests in the inn at this time, Lao Bai and the others were sitting and chatting together, never thought that Dazui would run in from the outside in a hurry.
"Big mouth?"
Lao Bai looked surprised, isn't this going home to visit the sick?Why did you come back so soon?
Everyone else was also curious, what's going on?
Da Zui sat down at the table and said to everyone: "My mother is really critically ill this time!"
Lao Bai had a weird face and asked, "Isn't the co-authorship fake before?"
Dazui shook his head, and replied: "It was always half a step away from death before, but this time..."
Everyone showed sympathy on their faces when they heard the words, and comforted Dazui not to be too sad.
But Dazui shook his head and said, "No, my mother didn't die, she just wandered around the gate of hell and was rescued by me."
Shopkeeper Tong looked surprised and asked, "In addition to being able to cook, you also have the ability to rejuvenate?"
Dazui shook his head again, and said with a helpless expression: "No, I think my mother is dying, so I said that I have married a daughter-in-law and the grandson is born, so he can feel at ease, but my mother sat up on the spot. The disease is all cured!"
The scholar sighed immediately after hearing the words: "It turns out that Chongxi is really useful!"
Dazui rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you so happy, I'm lying."
Lao Bai looked at Da Zui's frowning face, and said, "Even if you lied, it's good that your mother recovered from her illness. Why are you still frowning?"
Dazui explained with a very headache; "The problem is that my mother heard that I married a daughter-in-law and embraced a grandson. She jumped up and beat me up, saying that I didn't invite her as a mother for such a big matter. , is grossly unfilial."
After hearing Da Zui's explanation, Lao Bai nodded and said, "That is indeed a fight. How can you not invite your own mother to participate in this important event of marrying a wife?"
Dazui said again: "But I didn't just talk nonsense to make her old man rest in peace. How can I have a daughter-in-law!"
The scholar asked: "And then?"
Dazui said helplessly: "My mother insists on seeing my daughter-in-law and holding her eldest grandson. Where do you think I can find her a daughter-in-law and eldest grandson!"
Dazui suddenly grabbed Laobai and Xiucai's arms, and said, "Why don't you help me?"
……
"Mom, slow down."
In front of the gate of Tongfu Inn, Dazui supported an old woman who was very old and walked slowly towards the inn.
While walking carefully, Dazui said to Lao Bai and the others: "This is my mother. She has lost her eyesight for more than 20 years."
The Laobai people who were still a little nervous at first relaxed immediately when they heard Dazui say this.
Lao Bai said with a smile: "Hi, ma'am."
When Dazui's mother heard Lao Bai's greeting, she immediately said: "Who is your aunt, why is this servant so unruly?"
Lao Bai was a little stunned when he heard this, why did he become a servant in this situation?
Da Zui first helped his mother to sit down, and then walked over, whispering to Lao Bai and the others: "On the way here, my mother has been asking me for news, and I fooled around, fooling around and exaggerating. "
Upon hearing this, the scholar immediately asked, "What are you bragging about?"
With a face full of embarrassment, Dazui said in a low voice: "I said that my daughter-in-law is as beautiful as a fairy. My mother didn't believe that such a beautiful girl could fall in love with me as a cook, so I said that I am no longer a cook, and I said that I am—— Shopkeeper!"
Shopkeeper Tong couldn't sit still when he heard the words, and said loudly: "You belong to the shopkeeper, what is that amount!"
Dazui saw that shopkeeper Tong was in a hurry, and quickly said: "Shopkeeper, I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry, just for the sake of this friend, help me."
Shopkeeper Tong took a deep breath and said, "Okay, for the sake of so many years, I will help you this time."
Talking about it, shopkeeper Tong showed a smile on his face, walked quickly to Dazui's old lady, and said flatteringly: "So you are the mother of shopkeeper Li, no wonder shopkeeper Li is so promising, you just look at me Wealthy."
Seeing the performance of shopkeeper Tong, everyone gave shopkeeper Tong a thumbs up.
At this time, the big mouthed old lady said with some disgust: "Son, why does the guy you recruited from the inn speak with such a strong accent? Can this guest understand? Hurry up and quit."
When shopkeeper Tong heard these words, the smile on his face froze immediately.
She rolled up her sleeves and was about to go crazy, but fortunately, Lao Bai and Mo Xiaobei reacted quickly and grabbed shopkeeper Tong.
"A small leak will sink a great ship!"
Shopkeeper Tong took a few deep breaths, suppressed the anger in his heart, and asked, "Do you speak with a heavy accent?"
Talking about it, shopkeeper Tong continued: "Er Xun Sier speaks without an accent."
Everyone: "..."
At this time, the old lady with a big mouth asked again: "Son, why did you go?"
Dazui heard the words and immediately shouted: "Mom, I'm here, didn't I just go to fire the buddy?"
Talking loudly, he nodded and bowed to shopkeeper Tong repeatedly to apologize, and walked quickly to the old lady, serving him carefully.
The old lady with a big mouth asked with a smile: "My son, where is my daughter-in-law who is as beautiful as a fairy?"
Dazui glanced around, speechless.
At this moment, Guo Furong had an idea and said, "Ma'am, your daughter-in-law is on her way here on horseback."
Big Mouth's face suddenly showed surprise when she heard the words, and said: "Come here on horseback? How can she ride a horse as a woman? It's so dangerous."
Guo Furong made up nonsense, and then said: "You don't know something, your daughter-in-law is a hero among women! You have heard of Dongfang Bubai, she is your daughter-in-law!"
When everyone heard Guo Furong's words, the expressions on their faces suddenly became extremely surprised.
Guo Furong looked at the surprised expressions on everyone's faces, and said in a low voice: "Big Mouth has blown out so much cowhide, it's okay if I help him blow some more, anyway, his mother doesn't know Dongfang Bubai."
Everyone heard Guo Furong's explanation, and after thinking about it carefully, there seemed to be nothing wrong with what Guo Furong said.
Anyway, it's all bragging, so it's better to just blow it up, the happier the big-mouthed old lady is.
At this time, the old lady with a big mouth said in surprise: "A girl named Dongfang Bubai? This name is really domineering."
Speaking of Dazui, the old lady asked Dazui worriedly: "Your wife must be very domineering, right? Can you control her?"
Dazui saw that his little friends were blowing the bullshit to the sky, so he could only bite the bullet and say: "Of course, mother, don't look at him as Dongfang Bubai, your son and I are not vegetarian. Didn’t I show you on the way? The peerless sword in my hand cuts iron like mud, and with this sword alone, Dongfang Bubai has to respect me.”
Da Zui's old lady felt relieved when she heard Da Zui say this, and said, "That's good, that's good."
Just when everyone thought that the matter was just being fooled, suddenly a figure in red strode in from the outside.
This person is none other than Dongfang Bubai.
She looked at Lao Bai, and said, "Boss, please go upstairs to inform me that Dongfang Bubai is asking to see Mr."
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