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Chapter 28 28. This world is no longer suitable for him
Chapter 28 28. This world is no longer suitable for him
Slender eyes, huge belly, two large pincers and two short, conical feet.
There is no doubt that he is the crab boss.
Then, who was the corpse that was half blown to pieces by himself and died in the nameless cellar?
Lin Li took a deep breath, stepped back a little nervously, and looked for the steel rod he had just put on the ground in order not to cause everyone to panic.
Boss Crab didn't seem to care about Lin Li's retreat. He walked to Lin Li's position - between the customer and Brother Octopus, first facing the customer:
"It's absolutely impossible to refund the money! Even if you die, don't even try to take a penny from me! Got it! Smelly fish!"
He was on the verge of inserting the pliers into the guest's eyeball.
Then he turned to Brother Octopus: "Brother Octopus, why are you making the Crab Crab Fort? Are you trying to poison our customers to make me lose money! If I lose money, I will deduct from your salary!"
"SpongeBob SquarePants didn't come to work, what can I do?" Brother Octopus said impatiently.
Boss Crab finally walked towards Lin Li, raised his big pliers, and slowly lowered them.
When Lin Li was still hesitating whether to do it, the pliers just lightly patted him on the shoulder, and Boss Xie smiled all over his face: "Lin Li, your salary has increased by 50 yuan today."
"Why... did you raise my salary suddenly? Did I do something good?" Lin Li was a little confused when he didn't expect this sentence at all.
"Of course not," Boss Crab shook his head, his smile disappeared instantly, and his emotions became a little excited, "Not only is there no good thing, but you are late today, so I will deduct 50 yuan from your salary! Your salary! No more! "
Lin Li: "..."
Almost forgot about it.
"I'm really... sorry, Boss Crab, I'm willing to deduct this salary."
"Okay boy, I'm going to give you a big job now, go to SpongeBob's house and see what the hell this kid is doing, I call him and he doesn't answer, doesn't he know he doesn't work 1 Minutes, will I lose a lot of money!"
Boss Crab said sadly.
"Okay." Lin Li immediately accepted the request.
If you want to say who Lin Li cares most about right now, it's not the crab boss who has come back to life and lost his memory, but the missing SpongeBob SquarePants.
The crab boss is weird, but isn't every other resident who suddenly appears weird?
Lin Li suspects that SpongeBob SquarePants is the clue guided by the system.
"Very good, young man, after you find him, you tell him that he has caused me a lot of losses, and all his salary for next year has been deducted!
Also, if he doesn't come back right away, I'll give Octopus the best employee of the month..." Boss Crab turned his head and looked at Brother Octopus who had been fighting with customers after neglecting him for a while, shook his head helplessly, and changed his words, "I'll give it to you. "
"Go back quickly."
After nodding, Lin Li left the Krab King.
Three seconds later, he was back—nearly dropping the steel rod here.
In the bottom of the underworld, only the cold steel rod can give him a little comfort.
On the opposite side, Lin Li even saw the ruffian boss basking in the sun with Karen. When the ruffian boss noticed Lin Li, he yelled at him:
"Damn Captain Dragonfly, close your eyes! Otherwise, I will kill you!"
He also came back from the dead and forgot his previous memory.
Lin Li couldn't feel any turmoil in his heart anymore, so he looked away unhappily.
On the way to the Pineapple House, Lin Li saw Pai Daxing standing at the door of his house.
"Hey Patrick, what are you doing?"
"Hey, Sandy's daughter, I don't know what I'm doing."
"Do you know where SpongeBob is?"
Pai Daxing stared at his arm, which had a painted watch on it. After looking at it for a long time, he looked up at Lin Li: "What time is it now, Sandy's daughter."
"Ten twenty."
"Then SpongeBob should be at work. I also remembered what I was doing! I'm waiting for SpongeBob to play with me after get off work, hehe." Pai Daxing smiled.
Lin Li shook his head with a smile. How could he try to get an answer from Pai Daxing? Am he going crazy?
He stopped asking Pai Daxing and went straight to the Pineapple House.
"Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants, are you home?" Lin Li knocked on the door first.
"SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"I'm a little worried about you, so I'm going to break the window and enter your house?" After asking this three times, Lin Li was about to break the window and enter.
"Bang-"
As soon as the voice fell, the door of the pineapple house was opened.
Lin Li didn't see SpongeBob SquarePants. He lowered his head and saw Xiaosnail - SpongeBob's pet, a snail.
"Cat~" Xiaosnail looked at Lin Li and called out.
"Hello, little snail, is SpongeBob SquarePants home?" Lin Li lowered his head and asked it.
"Cat~" Xiaosnail didn't seem to understand Lin Li's question.
Lin Li picked up Xiaoshao and began to inspect the entire pineapple house.
Whether it was the bedroom, the basement, or even the inside of the refrigerator, Lin Li had searched, but there was no sign of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Standing in the living room, Lin Li filled Xiaosnail's empty bowl with snail food, looked at Xiaosnail who was eating, and asked again: "Snail, do you know where SpongeBob SquarePants went?"
"Cat~"
Lin Li took a deep breath, he knew the ability of the little snail in "SpongeBob SquarePants":
"Snail, I know you are very smart, your IQ is higher than SpongeBob SquarePants, you can understand what I say, and you can even speak a few words, so please don't play dumb anymore, okay? "
Xiaosnail stopped eating, squirmed, and stared at Lin Li with both eyes:
"Cat~"
"Is he out?"
The little snail shook his head.
"Is he still at home?" Lin Li asked suspiciously.
Xiaosnail still shook his head.
"Then where is he, can you take me there to find him?"
Xiaosnail was still shaking his head.
"Do you know where the magic conch is?"
This time Xiaosnail finally nodded and led Lin Li to find the magic conch.
"Magic Conch, what should I do to find SpongeBob SquarePants?" Lin Li asked as he pulled the ring.
"hiss--"
Until all the pulled out ropes returned to the magical conch, it didn't tell Lin Li anything except making meaningless noises.
It also seems to be having issues.
"Magic conch, what should I do to find SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"Hiss—" The magic conch was still silent.
"Mysterious conch, may I ask..." Lin Li did not give up and continued to ask.
"Oh, why are you looking for him?"
The little snail on the side first closed its eyes, and then opened them to the maximum extent. The two fleshy pillars supporting the eyes were twisted together, and then quickly separated. It showed a puzzled look, interrupted Lin Li's question, and said Said.
The voice is not harsh, it is very pleasant, and there is a breath of philosopher's wisdom.
"This world is no longer suitable for him. SpongeBob SquarePants is gone. If you can't find him, give up." Xiaosnail said softly.
One very important thing is to ask everyone to follow up on it. All book recommendations rely on this.
By the way, it's the end of the month, so let me recommend something for a monthly pass, okay?
Antenna buttocks: or2
(End of this chapter)
Slender eyes, huge belly, two large pincers and two short, conical feet.
There is no doubt that he is the crab boss.
Then, who was the corpse that was half blown to pieces by himself and died in the nameless cellar?
Lin Li took a deep breath, stepped back a little nervously, and looked for the steel rod he had just put on the ground in order not to cause everyone to panic.
Boss Crab didn't seem to care about Lin Li's retreat. He walked to Lin Li's position - between the customer and Brother Octopus, first facing the customer:
"It's absolutely impossible to refund the money! Even if you die, don't even try to take a penny from me! Got it! Smelly fish!"
He was on the verge of inserting the pliers into the guest's eyeball.
Then he turned to Brother Octopus: "Brother Octopus, why are you making the Crab Crab Fort? Are you trying to poison our customers to make me lose money! If I lose money, I will deduct from your salary!"
"SpongeBob SquarePants didn't come to work, what can I do?" Brother Octopus said impatiently.
Boss Crab finally walked towards Lin Li, raised his big pliers, and slowly lowered them.
When Lin Li was still hesitating whether to do it, the pliers just lightly patted him on the shoulder, and Boss Xie smiled all over his face: "Lin Li, your salary has increased by 50 yuan today."
"Why... did you raise my salary suddenly? Did I do something good?" Lin Li was a little confused when he didn't expect this sentence at all.
"Of course not," Boss Crab shook his head, his smile disappeared instantly, and his emotions became a little excited, "Not only is there no good thing, but you are late today, so I will deduct 50 yuan from your salary! Your salary! No more! "
Lin Li: "..."
Almost forgot about it.
"I'm really... sorry, Boss Crab, I'm willing to deduct this salary."
"Okay boy, I'm going to give you a big job now, go to SpongeBob's house and see what the hell this kid is doing, I call him and he doesn't answer, doesn't he know he doesn't work 1 Minutes, will I lose a lot of money!"
Boss Crab said sadly.
"Okay." Lin Li immediately accepted the request.
If you want to say who Lin Li cares most about right now, it's not the crab boss who has come back to life and lost his memory, but the missing SpongeBob SquarePants.
The crab boss is weird, but isn't every other resident who suddenly appears weird?
Lin Li suspects that SpongeBob SquarePants is the clue guided by the system.
"Very good, young man, after you find him, you tell him that he has caused me a lot of losses, and all his salary for next year has been deducted!
Also, if he doesn't come back right away, I'll give Octopus the best employee of the month..." Boss Crab turned his head and looked at Brother Octopus who had been fighting with customers after neglecting him for a while, shook his head helplessly, and changed his words, "I'll give it to you. "
"Go back quickly."
After nodding, Lin Li left the Krab King.
Three seconds later, he was back—nearly dropping the steel rod here.
In the bottom of the underworld, only the cold steel rod can give him a little comfort.
On the opposite side, Lin Li even saw the ruffian boss basking in the sun with Karen. When the ruffian boss noticed Lin Li, he yelled at him:
"Damn Captain Dragonfly, close your eyes! Otherwise, I will kill you!"
He also came back from the dead and forgot his previous memory.
Lin Li couldn't feel any turmoil in his heart anymore, so he looked away unhappily.
On the way to the Pineapple House, Lin Li saw Pai Daxing standing at the door of his house.
"Hey Patrick, what are you doing?"
"Hey, Sandy's daughter, I don't know what I'm doing."
"Do you know where SpongeBob is?"
Pai Daxing stared at his arm, which had a painted watch on it. After looking at it for a long time, he looked up at Lin Li: "What time is it now, Sandy's daughter."
"Ten twenty."
"Then SpongeBob should be at work. I also remembered what I was doing! I'm waiting for SpongeBob to play with me after get off work, hehe." Pai Daxing smiled.
Lin Li shook his head with a smile. How could he try to get an answer from Pai Daxing? Am he going crazy?
He stopped asking Pai Daxing and went straight to the Pineapple House.
"Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants, are you home?" Lin Li knocked on the door first.
"SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"I'm a little worried about you, so I'm going to break the window and enter your house?" After asking this three times, Lin Li was about to break the window and enter.
"Bang-"
As soon as the voice fell, the door of the pineapple house was opened.
Lin Li didn't see SpongeBob SquarePants. He lowered his head and saw Xiaosnail - SpongeBob's pet, a snail.
"Cat~" Xiaosnail looked at Lin Li and called out.
"Hello, little snail, is SpongeBob SquarePants home?" Lin Li lowered his head and asked it.
"Cat~" Xiaosnail didn't seem to understand Lin Li's question.
Lin Li picked up Xiaoshao and began to inspect the entire pineapple house.
Whether it was the bedroom, the basement, or even the inside of the refrigerator, Lin Li had searched, but there was no sign of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Standing in the living room, Lin Li filled Xiaosnail's empty bowl with snail food, looked at Xiaosnail who was eating, and asked again: "Snail, do you know where SpongeBob SquarePants went?"
"Cat~"
Lin Li took a deep breath, he knew the ability of the little snail in "SpongeBob SquarePants":
"Snail, I know you are very smart, your IQ is higher than SpongeBob SquarePants, you can understand what I say, and you can even speak a few words, so please don't play dumb anymore, okay? "
Xiaosnail stopped eating, squirmed, and stared at Lin Li with both eyes:
"Cat~"
"Is he out?"
The little snail shook his head.
"Is he still at home?" Lin Li asked suspiciously.
Xiaosnail still shook his head.
"Then where is he, can you take me there to find him?"
Xiaosnail was still shaking his head.
"Do you know where the magic conch is?"
This time Xiaosnail finally nodded and led Lin Li to find the magic conch.
"Magic Conch, what should I do to find SpongeBob SquarePants?" Lin Li asked as he pulled the ring.
"hiss--"
Until all the pulled out ropes returned to the magical conch, it didn't tell Lin Li anything except making meaningless noises.
It also seems to be having issues.
"Magic conch, what should I do to find SpongeBob SquarePants?"
"Hiss—" The magic conch was still silent.
"Mysterious conch, may I ask..." Lin Li did not give up and continued to ask.
"Oh, why are you looking for him?"
The little snail on the side first closed its eyes, and then opened them to the maximum extent. The two fleshy pillars supporting the eyes were twisted together, and then quickly separated. It showed a puzzled look, interrupted Lin Li's question, and said Said.
The voice is not harsh, it is very pleasant, and there is a breath of philosopher's wisdom.
"This world is no longer suitable for him. SpongeBob SquarePants is gone. If you can't find him, give up." Xiaosnail said softly.
One very important thing is to ask everyone to follow up on it. All book recommendations rely on this.
By the way, it's the end of the month, so let me recommend something for a monthly pass, okay?
Antenna buttocks: or2
(End of this chapter)
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