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Chapter 56 55. The Big Dog
Chapter 56 55. The Big Dog
I have to say that Dave's eyes are really very similar to those of the zombies-the circle is very regular, the pupil is only a small dot, and the eyes are large and small.
No emotion can be seen in the eyes, as if it is fake and only serves as an ornament.
Of course, there may also be a problem with the style of the copy.
"I'll wipe it." Lin Li subconsciously leaned back a little.
Ten thick and fat fingers gradually rose from the edge of the wall, and they were on top of it. Afterwards, Dave's entire head continued to move up slowly.
When the mouth is exposed, the eyes look more normal when matched.
"It seems to be the break time now, those cute zombies don't come to us anymore, how is your gaming experience?" Dave said with his big tongue.
"Not so good." Lin Li shook his head, "The difficulty changes are too random."
"Weird than crooked?" Dave said in a puzzled tone, and then began to force his whole face, and finally propped his upper body against the wall.
He showed his upper body. The polo shirt, which was still white when he saw it in the early morning, was covered with fine dust in a short morning, which was very uniform.
"Crack."
After smashing out a large pit, Dave patted the dust on his body, walked up to Lin Li, and brought his unique sloppy taste:
"Why do you say that? On the first day, previous gamers thought it was very simple."
"Easy? Huh?" Lin Li was so angry that he didn't know what to say, and snorted:
"I also know that this is the first day, but no matter what, immediately after the most common zombies, there are giant zombies, and even rampage giant zombies, there are four of them! Can this be called simple?
If it weren't for my smartness, the lawn mower you gave me, I would only have two...one! "
"Gargantel? This is impossible!" Dave's small eyes opened suddenly, his face full of disbelief, and then he narrowed his eyes.
"How could he appear today?"
"Look at this." Lin Li rummaged through the pile of clothes next to him, took out a piece of clothing unique to giant zombies, and threw it in front of Dave.
"Really..." Dave frowned, then shook his head slightly, "There must be something wrong..."
"Can't you hear the loud footsteps in the morning?" Lin Li asked suddenly.
When the giant zombie was far away in the fog, his footsteps could be heard everywhere. When they reached their own courtyard, there was no reason why Dave next door couldn't hear them.
What's more, the sound of the giant zombie throwing projectiles and attacking itself is even more enormous.
"I'm sleeping, how can I hear this." Dave replied very naturally and quickly.
"Won't the zombies attack your house?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and continued to ask.
In the first generation of games, it was said that Dave’s house was often infested by zombies, but in the dungeon, it seemed that all the zombies coming from the right side of his courtyard went directly to his home, and none of them went to the next door. mean.
"Basically no more," Dave shrugged innocently.
"why?"
"My brain is not very bright, and it doesn't taste good when I look at it. It's not as attractive as you." Dave patted his two buttocks and said seriously.
"Your brains must be delicious when you add meat patties to make meatballs. First use a small hammer to smash the brains into mud, then season with water and refined salt..."
"Wait a minute, you don't need to explain in such detail what my brain does." Lin Li said helplessly, "But, that's all the reason?"
"Of course not. The main reason is that they don't dare. You can take a look at the preparations I made in the morning. Of course, I can only sleep at ease after I have done everything possible. I just finished supplementing it now."
Dave pointed to the next door, motioning for Lin Li to climb over the wall to have a look.
Lin Li didn't hesitate, he still cared about this, and immediately stood on the stone by the wall, and soon, the situation next door came into his eyes.
Dave’s house also has a 5X9 grass grid. At the moment, 135 lawn mowers are quietly placed on the grass——Dave put three in each grid.
Lin Li: "..."
never mind.
I am a zombie and I dare not go up
There is always a feeling of watching a big dog, which is too luxurious, and I am even complacent about getting an extra lawn mower, and the other party probably doesn't care about it at all.
"Are you okay?" Dave asked with concern.
"I shouldn't be here if something happens." Lin Li shrugged.
"Baby meat—that's good, that's good, you must not have any accidents." Sincerely, Dave patted his round belly and let out a long sigh of relief.
The worry in his eyes didn't seem fake.
"I won't have any accidents," Lin Li said with a perfunctory wave of his hand, "But it's a bit of a pit, why can the plant's bullets pass through their teammates, but hit me."
"They can only go through plants." Dave said innocently.
"So you'll get hit too?"
"Of course, but fortunately my head has a relatively thick protective layer, so I don't care."
"..."
Dave seems to be blocked by a poster in front of him. Could it be that he has been prepared for a long time?
Lin Li looked at the clothes all over the floor, and said, "By the way, the zombies don't seem to have any coins in their pockets, Dave."
"Isn't it all on the ground? Why do you not cherish the baby so much?" Dave leaned over and picked up all the loess scattered on the ground.
"Uh...Okay, it's my problem." Lin Li raised his eyebrows, took a deep breath, and immediately accepted this setting. There is no need to entangle this.
"You don't think I'm a fool, do you?" Dave looked at Lin Li suspiciously.
"How come? It looks like coins." Lin Li helped Dave pick up the loess and said with a smile.
"This is sand with a very high gold content. Let me emphasize again, I'm not stupid." Dave scratched his left chest with one hand and his buttocks with the other. With his words, he was very unconvincing.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded perfunctorily.
"What do you want to buy?" Dave asked after packing up the clods.
"Gu—" Lin Li's stomach rumbled just right.
I haven't eaten since last night. Twelve hours have passed, so I should be hungry.
Although he was clearly dead, he didn't know why he had to suffer like this.
"Is there any food for sale?" So Lin Li asked, while turning his head to look at the house he hadn't explored yet, "Or I want to ask, is there any food in my house?"
"I know what you need!" Dave snapped his fingers without making a sound.
"What?" Lin Li asked.
Dave frowned, and continued to snap his fingers, but still remained silent.
"Alas—" Lin Li took a deep breath as he saw Dave who was wrestling with his fingers and Dave who didn't answer his question at all.
Dave is not a childhood memory, Lin Li really doesn't have as much patience with him as Pai Daxing.
"Mr. Dave, why don't you think about it, snap your fingers and flick your tongue at the same time, so you can definitely make a sound."
Lin Li suggested with a smile.
"Is there another way?" Dave's eyes widened in surprise.
"der! I succeeded, I successfully snapped my fingers!" Dave said excitedly after dubbing with his mouth.
"Yeah, so hurry up, what do I need, give it to me, I'm hungry."
"Okay, here you are."
Dave reached into his crotch, took out a seed, and handed it to Lin Li, who was backing away with a dark complexion.
Scared to death, almost thought it was something else.
But, TNND, does this Dave really care about pants pockets?
"Here you are, Lin Li." Dave said.
"Um, you can just put it in the machine, thank you." Lin Li really didn't want to pick it up himself, so he said.
"Ok."
Dave put the seeds into the seed machine, and soon, an additional plant appeared on the interface.
It was supposed to let everyone guess what kind of plant it is, but unfortunately the next chapter will be released at 0.01 minutes, and when you turn the page later, you will see woo woo woo.
(End of this chapter)
I have to say that Dave's eyes are really very similar to those of the zombies-the circle is very regular, the pupil is only a small dot, and the eyes are large and small.
No emotion can be seen in the eyes, as if it is fake and only serves as an ornament.
Of course, there may also be a problem with the style of the copy.
"I'll wipe it." Lin Li subconsciously leaned back a little.
Ten thick and fat fingers gradually rose from the edge of the wall, and they were on top of it. Afterwards, Dave's entire head continued to move up slowly.
When the mouth is exposed, the eyes look more normal when matched.
"It seems to be the break time now, those cute zombies don't come to us anymore, how is your gaming experience?" Dave said with his big tongue.
"Not so good." Lin Li shook his head, "The difficulty changes are too random."
"Weird than crooked?" Dave said in a puzzled tone, and then began to force his whole face, and finally propped his upper body against the wall.
He showed his upper body. The polo shirt, which was still white when he saw it in the early morning, was covered with fine dust in a short morning, which was very uniform.
"Crack."
After smashing out a large pit, Dave patted the dust on his body, walked up to Lin Li, and brought his unique sloppy taste:
"Why do you say that? On the first day, previous gamers thought it was very simple."
"Easy? Huh?" Lin Li was so angry that he didn't know what to say, and snorted:
"I also know that this is the first day, but no matter what, immediately after the most common zombies, there are giant zombies, and even rampage giant zombies, there are four of them! Can this be called simple?
If it weren't for my smartness, the lawn mower you gave me, I would only have two...one! "
"Gargantel? This is impossible!" Dave's small eyes opened suddenly, his face full of disbelief, and then he narrowed his eyes.
"How could he appear today?"
"Look at this." Lin Li rummaged through the pile of clothes next to him, took out a piece of clothing unique to giant zombies, and threw it in front of Dave.
"Really..." Dave frowned, then shook his head slightly, "There must be something wrong..."
"Can't you hear the loud footsteps in the morning?" Lin Li asked suddenly.
When the giant zombie was far away in the fog, his footsteps could be heard everywhere. When they reached their own courtyard, there was no reason why Dave next door couldn't hear them.
What's more, the sound of the giant zombie throwing projectiles and attacking itself is even more enormous.
"I'm sleeping, how can I hear this." Dave replied very naturally and quickly.
"Won't the zombies attack your house?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and continued to ask.
In the first generation of games, it was said that Dave’s house was often infested by zombies, but in the dungeon, it seemed that all the zombies coming from the right side of his courtyard went directly to his home, and none of them went to the next door. mean.
"Basically no more," Dave shrugged innocently.
"why?"
"My brain is not very bright, and it doesn't taste good when I look at it. It's not as attractive as you." Dave patted his two buttocks and said seriously.
"Your brains must be delicious when you add meat patties to make meatballs. First use a small hammer to smash the brains into mud, then season with water and refined salt..."
"Wait a minute, you don't need to explain in such detail what my brain does." Lin Li said helplessly, "But, that's all the reason?"
"Of course not. The main reason is that they don't dare. You can take a look at the preparations I made in the morning. Of course, I can only sleep at ease after I have done everything possible. I just finished supplementing it now."
Dave pointed to the next door, motioning for Lin Li to climb over the wall to have a look.
Lin Li didn't hesitate, he still cared about this, and immediately stood on the stone by the wall, and soon, the situation next door came into his eyes.
Dave’s house also has a 5X9 grass grid. At the moment, 135 lawn mowers are quietly placed on the grass——Dave put three in each grid.
Lin Li: "..."
never mind.
I am a zombie and I dare not go up
There is always a feeling of watching a big dog, which is too luxurious, and I am even complacent about getting an extra lawn mower, and the other party probably doesn't care about it at all.
"Are you okay?" Dave asked with concern.
"I shouldn't be here if something happens." Lin Li shrugged.
"Baby meat—that's good, that's good, you must not have any accidents." Sincerely, Dave patted his round belly and let out a long sigh of relief.
The worry in his eyes didn't seem fake.
"I won't have any accidents," Lin Li said with a perfunctory wave of his hand, "But it's a bit of a pit, why can the plant's bullets pass through their teammates, but hit me."
"They can only go through plants." Dave said innocently.
"So you'll get hit too?"
"Of course, but fortunately my head has a relatively thick protective layer, so I don't care."
"..."
Dave seems to be blocked by a poster in front of him. Could it be that he has been prepared for a long time?
Lin Li looked at the clothes all over the floor, and said, "By the way, the zombies don't seem to have any coins in their pockets, Dave."
"Isn't it all on the ground? Why do you not cherish the baby so much?" Dave leaned over and picked up all the loess scattered on the ground.
"Uh...Okay, it's my problem." Lin Li raised his eyebrows, took a deep breath, and immediately accepted this setting. There is no need to entangle this.
"You don't think I'm a fool, do you?" Dave looked at Lin Li suspiciously.
"How come? It looks like coins." Lin Li helped Dave pick up the loess and said with a smile.
"This is sand with a very high gold content. Let me emphasize again, I'm not stupid." Dave scratched his left chest with one hand and his buttocks with the other. With his words, he was very unconvincing.
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded perfunctorily.
"What do you want to buy?" Dave asked after packing up the clods.
"Gu—" Lin Li's stomach rumbled just right.
I haven't eaten since last night. Twelve hours have passed, so I should be hungry.
Although he was clearly dead, he didn't know why he had to suffer like this.
"Is there any food for sale?" So Lin Li asked, while turning his head to look at the house he hadn't explored yet, "Or I want to ask, is there any food in my house?"
"I know what you need!" Dave snapped his fingers without making a sound.
"What?" Lin Li asked.
Dave frowned, and continued to snap his fingers, but still remained silent.
"Alas—" Lin Li took a deep breath as he saw Dave who was wrestling with his fingers and Dave who didn't answer his question at all.
Dave is not a childhood memory, Lin Li really doesn't have as much patience with him as Pai Daxing.
"Mr. Dave, why don't you think about it, snap your fingers and flick your tongue at the same time, so you can definitely make a sound."
Lin Li suggested with a smile.
"Is there another way?" Dave's eyes widened in surprise.
"der! I succeeded, I successfully snapped my fingers!" Dave said excitedly after dubbing with his mouth.
"Yeah, so hurry up, what do I need, give it to me, I'm hungry."
"Okay, here you are."
Dave reached into his crotch, took out a seed, and handed it to Lin Li, who was backing away with a dark complexion.
Scared to death, almost thought it was something else.
But, TNND, does this Dave really care about pants pockets?
"Here you are, Lin Li." Dave said.
"Um, you can just put it in the machine, thank you." Lin Li really didn't want to pick it up himself, so he said.
"Ok."
Dave put the seeds into the seed machine, and soon, an additional plant appeared on the interface.
It was supposed to let everyone guess what kind of plant it is, but unfortunately the next chapter will be released at 0.01 minutes, and when you turn the page later, you will see woo woo woo.
(End of this chapter)
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