Football on the ground: Ronaldo thought I was going to assist him

The boy frowned and looked up at the middle-aged man.

The other party handed the teenager a business card: "Hello, I don't sell newspapers, and I'm not a liar. Please allow me to introduce myself briefly. My name is Triguera, and I'm the head coach of the Portuguese Super League giants Sporting Lisbon. .”

"Yes, it is the new Sporting Lisbon team that defeated Inter Milan with Ronaldo and Barcelona with Rivaldo this season and successfully won the UEFA Cup!"

Don't doubt the lethality of this self-introduction to a Brazilian.

It's not that the whole world is speaking Chinese.

It's the name in this passage.

Ronaldo, Rivaldo!
Two world footballers!Golden Globe Winner!Glory to Brazilian football!The current two gods of Brazilian football!
And to be able to beat both of them in one season... any Brazilian will listen to you go on, then expose your lies and beat you up.

But the boy knew that it was not a lie.

As a Brazilian player, in this year's environment, you may not know the Portuguese Super League, but you must know Sporting Lisbon.

The picture on the TV gradually overlapped with the face in front of him, and the boy confirmed the identity of the other party: "T...Mr. Trigra! You..."

The sunny Kaka's face is covered with clouds. In the unfamiliar Lisbon, he can only seek a sense of security through training.

Ronaldo: It's okay, Kaka, because from this moment on, you have completely lost my respect.

Soon, the announcement of the completion of the Kaka transaction was learned by the American media.

Kaka: "It's unfortunate, but it is estimated that no Serie A team will be interested in me. By the way, what did you mean when you said that I saved your KPI?"

……

Kaka: Sorry, Ronaldo.I thought our friendship had reached the point where we could tell the truth.

"Paris Saint-Germain: Gremio is capricious and has repeatedly overturned the agreement to increase the transfer fee request. We cannot agree to such blackmail! "

Kaka: You bring good food!

Kaka: You are so fast!

"Although the name is Ricardo, this Brazilian player's playing style is more like Viana. While going straight, he lacks some skills, not like a typical Brazilian player! "

"Knowing the Ball: Are You Calling So Many Ronaldos Right?"Ronaldo in 1980 was Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho in [-] was Ronaldinho, and Chris in [-] should be called Ronaldinho! "

This time, they finally stopped picking up leaks, or they stopped buying players that others looked down upon.

"Knowing the ball: Ronaldo of Brazil who joined Sporting Lisbon is actually called Ronaldinho!The name means "Little Ronaldo"! "

"Sporting Lisbon's signing bid king appeared this summer!500 million euros Paris Saint-Germain is a classic! "

But it also made him meet a good friend—C Ronaldo who also returned to the team for training early.

Ronaldo:? ? ?

Kaka: You shoot well!

"Sporting Lisbon has a negative signing score this season! Four times the premium of 400 million yuan to buy out the Barcelona goalkeeper forever, "Jade is the first", and 400 million yuan to buy a paralyzed lower limbs "to set a new high"! "

Ronaldo: You are not slow.

"Triple Crown title bonus shows its power!The main force promised to join the Champions League platform to make the Brazilian demon star abandon the bustling Paris and go to Lisbon! "

Ronaldo: You can be accurate.

"Quaresma Replacement?Highlights of Ricardo Izekzon dos Santos Wright's season! "

Not only the media, but even Sporting Lisbon's own fans completely disapproved of this deal.

Kaka: "Director Kai? I didn't watch the Portuguese Super League match. Is Kai the European bronze boot winner you are talking about?"

"The Portuguese Super League Team Robbed Paris!Are the five major leagues less attractive than black shops? "

"French Football: Paris Saint-Germain reprimands Gremio for being dishonest, not talking about first come, first served, ignoring player trading rules! "

Triguera: "If I can't bring you back to Portugal, Director Kai might complain about me..."

The boy took the initiative to lead the way: "Of course it's convenient, but...my friends usually call me Kaka."

"Record": Ronaldo de Assis Moreira is more inclined to join Paris Saint-Germain, but he has no time to wait for the pull of the two sides, and the delay of the signing time makes him feel uneasy. "

"Knowing the ball: No wonder Deng Kai named Chris Ronaldo, Kai Shao's foresight made Ronaldo not have to be a small one!" "

Triguera: "Because the pronunciation of kaka means shit in Italian."

Kaka soon lost this friendship again.

"I am willing!" The boy's voice was exceptionally loud, attracting the attention of the people around him. Only then did the fans realize that it seemed to be the rising star Ricciardo of their own team who was in danger of injury.

"Brazilian Ronaldo arrives in Lisbon, the Portuguese impostor Chris is embarrassed! "

Triguera: "Kaka? Good name! But in this way, you will not be able to play in Serie A in the future."

Sporting Lisbon suddenly became the king at the end of the transfer window.

"No wonder it only sold 400 million!Sporting Lisbon was pitted by Sao Paulo, who deliberately concealed the player's injury history? "

How dare they cut off the bullshit!

"I'm glad you came, Izelette." Trigra breathed a sigh of relief, "You saved my KPI! Is it convenient for us to go to your house and talk to your family now?"

Triguera: "No, no, that's Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo, our best shooter. But compared with Kay, there is still a big gap and deficiency. Kay was the European assist leader last season. ! Is the super leader and absolute core of our team, is..."

"400 million euros!Sao Paulo star Ricciardo joins Sporting Lisbon! "

Kaka: "Why?"

Ronaldo:? ? ?

"We've reached an agreement with Sao Paulo for your ownership at a price they can't refuse, now I need your opinion, would you accept this plane ticket to Lisbon?"

"Ricciardo is a monster again, Sporting Lisbon ushered in Brazil's Ronaldo this time! "

"Don't rush to be happy!Sporting Lisbon's new aid suffered a serious injury in September last year and was almost paralyzed! "

"Gremio: Paris Saint-Germain is not happy to give money, they try to renege on it!Sporting Lisbon is a [-] times faster and better partner than them! "

"Knowing the Ball: Ronaldinho's highlights from the past year have been released, I would like to call him a football wizard!" "

Triguera smiled: "Ricardo Izekson dos Santos Wright, I'll call you Izelette for short."

"The winner of the Rio-Sao Paulo Intercontinental Championship and the final MVP landed in European football. The first stop was the new Triple Crown! "

After Kaka's transfer was exposed, the wind direction of public opinion was something he never expected.

Kaka: So what does that have to do with you tripping over a ball while pedaling your bike?
Ronaldo: Convex (-dish-)!
……

No one can accept a player who "may be paralyzed".

Just when everyone thought that Sporting Lisbon's signings this summer were over.

"Knowing the Ball: Deng Kai welcomes Ronaldinho and Kaka to Sporting Lisbon, and makes an outlook for next season: Make winning a habit!Strive to qualify for the Champions League group stage! "

So far, the signings of Sporting Lisbon this season have come to an end.

The team began to prepare for the new season.

"Ding!"

"You've had a great season, season rating SSS!"