Chapter 29
"Hey, are you serious?" Fatty screamed, "Wait, don't slap your face! Such a small matter won't be silenced!"
"Let you be embarrassed." Lu Ziqing took off his clothes to him, "Help me keep a secret, and I will give you a [-]% discount on massages in the future."
"No, no, I have a better suggestion." The fat man gritted his teeth, but pushed his clothes back, and said with a desperate expression, "Actually, I feel that I will be expelled soon, and I can't keep up with Tianhong Academy's studies at all. But if If I drop out of school and go home, my father will probably try to fix me to death. The most terrible thing is that it may be enough for me to inherit the family business. My family is a wealthy family in Beihai, and to tell you the truth, it is quite famous."
"so what?"
"So Junior Brother Lu, see if you can do this," the fat man Dugubai gritted his teeth, "You use my identity to take the exam for me, pick up girls for me, and then the girls will be yours, and the grades will be mine..."
"That's okay?" Lu Ziqing was a little confused. Being found out as a substitute for the exam, the consequences would be very serious.
"Anyway, I won't be able to learn anymore." Dugu Bai gritted his teeth, "From today on, you will be me, and I will find a place to live here in Fangshi. You don't have to worry about those who share the same room with me— —They are worse than me, and they will drop out of school soon.”
"Okay." Lu Ziqing clapped the fat man's hands, "I also want to tell you some good news. I have signed up for Princess Huyang's team in your name. If you are lucky, you may be recruited as a consort. If things come to light, It doesn't matter if you ransack your house, right?"
"The girl you're picking up is...the princess?" The fat man trembled all over, his eyes darkened, and he passed out.
"It's too much!" Xie Wushuang turned cold.Li Wan'er didn't talk about you before, so this is hooked up with Princess Huyang again?Are you not afraid of death?
Lu Ziqing laughed, "Scare him."
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Without further ado, Li Wan'er brought a group of ghosts and monsters here.In addition to the tall and mighty Duan Feixiong, there were two groups of people who seemed to be dissatisfied with each other, and each of them shook their faces as high as the sky.
"Girl, hurry up and wait!" A boy with messy hair like weeds was holding a stack of massage coupons in his hand.
Another young man with a swollen face, not to mention a tall body, with emerald green eyes, spoke to Xie Wushuang in a tone like visiting a brothel: "Hehe, tsk tsk, this girl is so pretty, my master likes it! "
Li Wan'er was sweating profusely, and the veins on Xie Wushuang's forehead popped out.Duan Feixiong's face was full of black lines, and he didn't dare to speak when he wanted to speak.These evil pens come and go all day long, don't you know what kind of place Sipa Pavilion is?This is the legendary secret realm of Tianmenfang City. Didn't you see Duan Feixiong so low-key?
Lu Ziqing shook his fists and made a series of creaking noises from his knuckles, and greeted them with a smile on their faces.
"Are you here for the first time?"
After a while, eight people with bruised noses and faces were thrown into a corner.
Lu Ziqing said: "It doesn't matter if you can't figure it out for a while, time is a lobbyist, it can gently persuade you."
Lu Ziqing snapped his fingers at Duan Feixiong, you come to work.This counts as a nomination certificate.Lu Ziqing was in command there, and he was the first one with emerald eyes. The leader has a duty to do so, so let's be the last one.Then there is the grass head, head to foot, foot to head, put the face of the grass head between the feet of the person below, and stick the arms together, so that it is neat.
"Hey!" the boy with the weed head protested, "Ouch! Qi Mulang, do you have feces on the bottom of your feet! It stinks!"
"You can kill me, but you can't let me be suppressed by a slut like Li Ang!" The emerald-eyed boy below shouted, "You can't be humiliated if you kill me!"
Li Wan'er pointed at Yecaotou and introduced to Lu Ziqing in fear, "His name is Li Ang." Then pointing to the boy with emerald eyes, she introduced, "His name is Qi Mulang. The others... I haven't remembered yet."
The three who followed Li Ang, the wild grass head, were known as the four evildoers in the class, and the three who followed the emerald-eyed Qi Mulang were the four bullies, and they were from two dormitories.They robbed each other very fiercely, and they refused to obey each other, so they were unwilling to stick together so affectionately with each other.
Lu Ziqing said: "That's just right, what we need now is unity! I—need you—unity!"
Li Ang shouted: "Unite your mother! Unite your whole family!"
Lu Ziqing was not angry, and compromised: "That's fine, I understand all your wishes. Duan Feixiong, change their positions. Let this one be on the bottom and the other one on the top, so that you two should be satisfied, right?" ?”
Duan Feixiong understood the meaning of the boss behind the scenes, if the feet are too smelly, let's eat his ass.
Qi Mulang with emerald eyes was startled: "Duan Feixiong, you..." The obscenities blurted out, but Duan Feixiong pressed his face and stuck his head in Li Ang's ass below, not knowing what he was cursing.Li Ang broke down even more. Someone yelled at Chrysanthemum. This experience is not something anyone can handle, so Li Ang farted.
Qi Mulang's body stiffened, and the swearing stopped abruptly.
Li Ang whispered: "I really didn't do it on purpose, do you believe it?"
Qi Mulang writhed desperately, his neck was red from holding back, and he was about to go crazy.
Lu Ziqing said: "Don't like Six or Nine Forms? Do you want to talk to each other? Oh, it's too intimate, I feel embarrassed. Face to face, hugging, not a team is not a good team!"
All the people panicked and cursed.
Li Ang yelled: "Li Wan'er! How dare you trick us! Just wait!"
Duan Feixiong silently piled the eight of them into a tall pile and put them against the corner of the wall.Li Ang and Qi Mulang who were below were so crushed that they rolled their eyes, so they couldn't scold anymore.It was terrible. Duan Feixiong had never seen such a terrifying punching technique. Who was the young man behind Li Wan'er? If he punched him, he would be crippled, and he couldn't mobilize his true energy.Then the joint was removed. Although it was not painful, I couldn't move my hands and feet.In front of this young man who looked younger than them, they were like dolls that could be pulled at will, without any resistance.
The person at the top shouted: "Duan Feixiong! You actually helped Li Wan'er trick us!"
Duan Feixiong slapped the other party until his eyes turned black: "Cultivate and cultivate the relationship."
Lu Ziqing casually picked up a palm-thick large bluestone slab, which was the top of the stone table, and made a gesture of intending to press it on it. The eight people shut up instantly and became quiet.
Lu Ziqing gently put down the slate, coughed lightly and said, "I'm talking, you listen."
"You guys are in a black shop! I want my young master to be obedient...uh!" Everyone saw that Lu Ziqing began to take off his shoes and socks, and immediately chose to shut up again.
Lu Ziqing pulled Li Wan'er: "From now on, the ten of you form a team and listen to her."
Jade Eyes struggled to utter a word: "Don't even think about it."
"Oh, it's all right." Lu Ziqing pressed the big stone slab up with his hands, as if he was preparing to pickle pickles and squeezed out the water first, and clapped his hands, "See you tomorrow."
"What are you doing! How dare you..." Several people were in a panic. Do you want them to pile up here all night?Or just pile it up to death?Do you want to call for help?But it's embarrassing to call for help. Everyone claims to be a tough guy.
Xie Wushuang said on the side: "What kind of torture is this? Wouldn't it be good for you to use your muscles and bones to convince them?"
"That's so tiring." Lu Ziqing said, "What about eight people, how much money can we earn by taking eight customers seriously if we have the energy to spend on these eight?"
"That's right." Xie Wushuang felt that Lu Ziqing's words were always so reasonable.
"Don't worry." Lu Ziqing said confidently, "I've seen a lot of heroes in the world. When the stone slab is pressed, even the hardest bones will be bent the next morning. Everyone, see you tomorrow."
"Wait, wait!" A group of people were scared, "Let's form a team! Just form a team!"
Li Ang still insisted: "It's okay to form a team, but whoever is the leader depends on his strength! If Duan Feixiong is the leader, we can still accept it. Li Wan'er, I don't accept it! She can ride a unicorn, but she is just a scout, and her legs are faster. How can there be any reason in the world to be the leader of the horse? Even if you kill me, I will not accept it!"
Lu Ziqing nodded: "That makes sense. Li Wan'er, how is the spell that I asked you to practice?"
"I'm not very familiar with it yet. I think the easiest one to master is Misty Hidden Thousand." Li Wan'er pointed her palm at the pool without confidence and concentrated on casting spells.
The water in the pool gradually rippled and turned into a mist that enveloped the courtyard.
Li Ang, Qi Mulang and the others were stunned. Can they really cast spells?Even if he only knows a little bit of elementary spells, he is already one of the best among freshmen.Li Wan'er isn't weak, is she?And the hidden fog, isn't that the Hongmeng School's spell?Everyone knows the goods. Although this spell has no lethality, it can be used to escape or ambush soldiers on the battlefield. It is a magical skill!Among the freshmen in Tianhongyuan, there may not be any who will know it.What happened to Li Wan'er, who actually said "the easiest to master"?You must know that there is only one person in a hundred who can learn it!
Immediately, Li Wan'er's spell lost control and turned into a piece of icy drizzle, dousing them thoroughly, it became more and more like pickled vegetables, and it was bitingly cold.
"Stop! Stop!" The group of people piled high shouted in unison, "We listen to her, listen to Li Wan'er! Take it!"
--------
The north wind blows, the war drums beat.
The one-ten-day preparation time is fleeting, and the entire Hongmeng Academy is filled with murderous aura.As a faint rainbow light shrouded the entire valley, the koi trial kicked off grandly.
This trial is too important for the disciples, it will not only bring honor to the sect, but also re-establish their status.Because in Xianmen, age is meaningless, whoever gets the true inheritance is the elder.From this, the concepts of "core disciple" and "true disciple" were born.
For example, freshmen need to call senior students "Senior Brother" or "Senior Sister", and in the same year, each other's status is determined according to the overall ranking in the entrance examination, not sooner or later.Lu Zishu is the third in the overall ranking, so politely speaking, she needs to call Abbas and Ji Guangli "Senior Brother", while all other freshmen should call her "Senior Sister".
But the koi test will wash away this ranking and establish core disciples.The core disciples sit around the forum when they are listening to the lectures, and the immortal master will also give pointers one by one. They are the people who really have the opportunity to get the true inheritance of the sect.To put it bluntly, ordinary college disciples can only be regarded as non-staff disciples, that is, auditors, while core disciples are already nominal disciples of the sect.Therefore, once the koi waist card is hung, it is like a carp jumping over the dragon's gate. From then on, the identity is different, and all the core disciples of the same year have to be called "senior brothers and sisters".
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, are you serious?" Fatty screamed, "Wait, don't slap your face! Such a small matter won't be silenced!"
"Let you be embarrassed." Lu Ziqing took off his clothes to him, "Help me keep a secret, and I will give you a [-]% discount on massages in the future."
"No, no, I have a better suggestion." The fat man gritted his teeth, but pushed his clothes back, and said with a desperate expression, "Actually, I feel that I will be expelled soon, and I can't keep up with Tianhong Academy's studies at all. But if If I drop out of school and go home, my father will probably try to fix me to death. The most terrible thing is that it may be enough for me to inherit the family business. My family is a wealthy family in Beihai, and to tell you the truth, it is quite famous."
"so what?"
"So Junior Brother Lu, see if you can do this," the fat man Dugubai gritted his teeth, "You use my identity to take the exam for me, pick up girls for me, and then the girls will be yours, and the grades will be mine..."
"That's okay?" Lu Ziqing was a little confused. Being found out as a substitute for the exam, the consequences would be very serious.
"Anyway, I won't be able to learn anymore." Dugu Bai gritted his teeth, "From today on, you will be me, and I will find a place to live here in Fangshi. You don't have to worry about those who share the same room with me— —They are worse than me, and they will drop out of school soon.”
"Okay." Lu Ziqing clapped the fat man's hands, "I also want to tell you some good news. I have signed up for Princess Huyang's team in your name. If you are lucky, you may be recruited as a consort. If things come to light, It doesn't matter if you ransack your house, right?"
"The girl you're picking up is...the princess?" The fat man trembled all over, his eyes darkened, and he passed out.
"It's too much!" Xie Wushuang turned cold.Li Wan'er didn't talk about you before, so this is hooked up with Princess Huyang again?Are you not afraid of death?
Lu Ziqing laughed, "Scare him."
--------
Without further ado, Li Wan'er brought a group of ghosts and monsters here.In addition to the tall and mighty Duan Feixiong, there were two groups of people who seemed to be dissatisfied with each other, and each of them shook their faces as high as the sky.
"Girl, hurry up and wait!" A boy with messy hair like weeds was holding a stack of massage coupons in his hand.
Another young man with a swollen face, not to mention a tall body, with emerald green eyes, spoke to Xie Wushuang in a tone like visiting a brothel: "Hehe, tsk tsk, this girl is so pretty, my master likes it! "
Li Wan'er was sweating profusely, and the veins on Xie Wushuang's forehead popped out.Duan Feixiong's face was full of black lines, and he didn't dare to speak when he wanted to speak.These evil pens come and go all day long, don't you know what kind of place Sipa Pavilion is?This is the legendary secret realm of Tianmenfang City. Didn't you see Duan Feixiong so low-key?
Lu Ziqing shook his fists and made a series of creaking noises from his knuckles, and greeted them with a smile on their faces.
"Are you here for the first time?"
After a while, eight people with bruised noses and faces were thrown into a corner.
Lu Ziqing said: "It doesn't matter if you can't figure it out for a while, time is a lobbyist, it can gently persuade you."
Lu Ziqing snapped his fingers at Duan Feixiong, you come to work.This counts as a nomination certificate.Lu Ziqing was in command there, and he was the first one with emerald eyes. The leader has a duty to do so, so let's be the last one.Then there is the grass head, head to foot, foot to head, put the face of the grass head between the feet of the person below, and stick the arms together, so that it is neat.
"Hey!" the boy with the weed head protested, "Ouch! Qi Mulang, do you have feces on the bottom of your feet! It stinks!"
"You can kill me, but you can't let me be suppressed by a slut like Li Ang!" The emerald-eyed boy below shouted, "You can't be humiliated if you kill me!"
Li Wan'er pointed at Yecaotou and introduced to Lu Ziqing in fear, "His name is Li Ang." Then pointing to the boy with emerald eyes, she introduced, "His name is Qi Mulang. The others... I haven't remembered yet."
The three who followed Li Ang, the wild grass head, were known as the four evildoers in the class, and the three who followed the emerald-eyed Qi Mulang were the four bullies, and they were from two dormitories.They robbed each other very fiercely, and they refused to obey each other, so they were unwilling to stick together so affectionately with each other.
Lu Ziqing said: "That's just right, what we need now is unity! I—need you—unity!"
Li Ang shouted: "Unite your mother! Unite your whole family!"
Lu Ziqing was not angry, and compromised: "That's fine, I understand all your wishes. Duan Feixiong, change their positions. Let this one be on the bottom and the other one on the top, so that you two should be satisfied, right?" ?”
Duan Feixiong understood the meaning of the boss behind the scenes, if the feet are too smelly, let's eat his ass.
Qi Mulang with emerald eyes was startled: "Duan Feixiong, you..." The obscenities blurted out, but Duan Feixiong pressed his face and stuck his head in Li Ang's ass below, not knowing what he was cursing.Li Ang broke down even more. Someone yelled at Chrysanthemum. This experience is not something anyone can handle, so Li Ang farted.
Qi Mulang's body stiffened, and the swearing stopped abruptly.
Li Ang whispered: "I really didn't do it on purpose, do you believe it?"
Qi Mulang writhed desperately, his neck was red from holding back, and he was about to go crazy.
Lu Ziqing said: "Don't like Six or Nine Forms? Do you want to talk to each other? Oh, it's too intimate, I feel embarrassed. Face to face, hugging, not a team is not a good team!"
All the people panicked and cursed.
Li Ang yelled: "Li Wan'er! How dare you trick us! Just wait!"
Duan Feixiong silently piled the eight of them into a tall pile and put them against the corner of the wall.Li Ang and Qi Mulang who were below were so crushed that they rolled their eyes, so they couldn't scold anymore.It was terrible. Duan Feixiong had never seen such a terrifying punching technique. Who was the young man behind Li Wan'er? If he punched him, he would be crippled, and he couldn't mobilize his true energy.Then the joint was removed. Although it was not painful, I couldn't move my hands and feet.In front of this young man who looked younger than them, they were like dolls that could be pulled at will, without any resistance.
The person at the top shouted: "Duan Feixiong! You actually helped Li Wan'er trick us!"
Duan Feixiong slapped the other party until his eyes turned black: "Cultivate and cultivate the relationship."
Lu Ziqing casually picked up a palm-thick large bluestone slab, which was the top of the stone table, and made a gesture of intending to press it on it. The eight people shut up instantly and became quiet.
Lu Ziqing gently put down the slate, coughed lightly and said, "I'm talking, you listen."
"You guys are in a black shop! I want my young master to be obedient...uh!" Everyone saw that Lu Ziqing began to take off his shoes and socks, and immediately chose to shut up again.
Lu Ziqing pulled Li Wan'er: "From now on, the ten of you form a team and listen to her."
Jade Eyes struggled to utter a word: "Don't even think about it."
"Oh, it's all right." Lu Ziqing pressed the big stone slab up with his hands, as if he was preparing to pickle pickles and squeezed out the water first, and clapped his hands, "See you tomorrow."
"What are you doing! How dare you..." Several people were in a panic. Do you want them to pile up here all night?Or just pile it up to death?Do you want to call for help?But it's embarrassing to call for help. Everyone claims to be a tough guy.
Xie Wushuang said on the side: "What kind of torture is this? Wouldn't it be good for you to use your muscles and bones to convince them?"
"That's so tiring." Lu Ziqing said, "What about eight people, how much money can we earn by taking eight customers seriously if we have the energy to spend on these eight?"
"That's right." Xie Wushuang felt that Lu Ziqing's words were always so reasonable.
"Don't worry." Lu Ziqing said confidently, "I've seen a lot of heroes in the world. When the stone slab is pressed, even the hardest bones will be bent the next morning. Everyone, see you tomorrow."
"Wait, wait!" A group of people were scared, "Let's form a team! Just form a team!"
Li Ang still insisted: "It's okay to form a team, but whoever is the leader depends on his strength! If Duan Feixiong is the leader, we can still accept it. Li Wan'er, I don't accept it! She can ride a unicorn, but she is just a scout, and her legs are faster. How can there be any reason in the world to be the leader of the horse? Even if you kill me, I will not accept it!"
Lu Ziqing nodded: "That makes sense. Li Wan'er, how is the spell that I asked you to practice?"
"I'm not very familiar with it yet. I think the easiest one to master is Misty Hidden Thousand." Li Wan'er pointed her palm at the pool without confidence and concentrated on casting spells.
The water in the pool gradually rippled and turned into a mist that enveloped the courtyard.
Li Ang, Qi Mulang and the others were stunned. Can they really cast spells?Even if he only knows a little bit of elementary spells, he is already one of the best among freshmen.Li Wan'er isn't weak, is she?And the hidden fog, isn't that the Hongmeng School's spell?Everyone knows the goods. Although this spell has no lethality, it can be used to escape or ambush soldiers on the battlefield. It is a magical skill!Among the freshmen in Tianhongyuan, there may not be any who will know it.What happened to Li Wan'er, who actually said "the easiest to master"?You must know that there is only one person in a hundred who can learn it!
Immediately, Li Wan'er's spell lost control and turned into a piece of icy drizzle, dousing them thoroughly, it became more and more like pickled vegetables, and it was bitingly cold.
"Stop! Stop!" The group of people piled high shouted in unison, "We listen to her, listen to Li Wan'er! Take it!"
--------
The north wind blows, the war drums beat.
The one-ten-day preparation time is fleeting, and the entire Hongmeng Academy is filled with murderous aura.As a faint rainbow light shrouded the entire valley, the koi trial kicked off grandly.
This trial is too important for the disciples, it will not only bring honor to the sect, but also re-establish their status.Because in Xianmen, age is meaningless, whoever gets the true inheritance is the elder.From this, the concepts of "core disciple" and "true disciple" were born.
For example, freshmen need to call senior students "Senior Brother" or "Senior Sister", and in the same year, each other's status is determined according to the overall ranking in the entrance examination, not sooner or later.Lu Zishu is the third in the overall ranking, so politely speaking, she needs to call Abbas and Ji Guangli "Senior Brother", while all other freshmen should call her "Senior Sister".
But the koi test will wash away this ranking and establish core disciples.The core disciples sit around the forum when they are listening to the lectures, and the immortal master will also give pointers one by one. They are the people who really have the opportunity to get the true inheritance of the sect.To put it bluntly, ordinary college disciples can only be regarded as non-staff disciples, that is, auditors, while core disciples are already nominal disciples of the sect.Therefore, once the koi waist card is hung, it is like a carp jumping over the dragon's gate. From then on, the identity is different, and all the core disciples of the same year have to be called "senior brothers and sisters".
(End of this chapter)
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