After changing careers, I became No.1 in basketball

Chapter 289 288: Time management master Shay, the alliance has found a way to contain Shay?
Shay used his ultimate personal performance to completely defeat Barkley.

But Buck used his shamelessness to completely defeat Shay again.

This wave, this wave is called extreme pull!

It has to be said that Sir Figgy is indeed a real man in terms of willingness to bet and admit defeat.

I have always been able to afford to lose, and never quibble.

In fact, in the original history, Barkley's world-famous bet on Yao Ming, he bet on Kenny Smith's ass.

The reason why they kissed the ass of the donkey later was not because Buckley was embarrassed, but because Kenny Smith was embarrassed, so he got the donkey instead.

Sir Fliggy is such a social cow who "as long as I am not embarrassed, the one who is embarrassed is someone else".

Shay froze in place after being kissed on the butt, no. Lao Tzu's dolls haven't been sold yet!
Lima and Liv Tyler also covered their mouths, how could they have thought that there is actually a pig in the competition!

Connery smiled contemptuously, "It's nothing special. Although I haven't eaten the latter, I have eaten the other side of Shay!"
At this time, the reporters also came together like crazy.

"Shay, how does it feel to completely conquer Charles?"

"What do you think of today's big victory? This season has defeated the Suns with a double-digit advantage in two consecutive games. Does this mean that the Suns are no longer your opponent?"

"Get out of the way, don't just ask questions that have nothing to do with this game! Shay, did Charles stick out his tongue?"

Shay: .
Shay shook his head, although it was a little awkward to be kissed on the bottom.

But today, I really completely conquered the Phoenix Suns!

The CIC attribute of 99 is really cool!
What's more, Shay's hot zone has only been practiced for one piece, so it's already so incomprehensible.

One piece is like this, if I practice a few more hot spots, it will not take off!
Thinking of this, Shay wanted to slap himself.

I'm so inhuman, at this moment, I'm thinking about embarrassment instead of concentrating on the suckling pig!
How can I do this?

So, Shay temporarily forgot the embarrassment of being forced to kiss his butt by Barkley, and began to face the camera with a smile:

"What does it feel like to win double digits against the Suns in two consecutive games? I can only say, as long as you have the hand!
Merry Christmas to Phoenix fans, even though you may not be happy at all right now~”

After Shay finished answering, he also walked into the player tunnel.

He still has Christmas presents for Barkley.

Surrounded by reporters, Shay walked to the door of the Suns locker room, knocked on the door and called Barkley out.

When Barkley saw so many cameras around him, he knew that there must be nothing good: "Shay, you've been so ruthless just now, aren't you satisfied? What else do you want to do?"

Xie Yi scratched his head embarrassingly: "Where is it ruthless, but it was because I accidentally failed to control the intensity in the third quarter, and I got a little more points of [-] million points."

"That's not what I'm talking about! When I kissed your ass just now, you farted!
How vicious! "

"Ah, hey, I'm not here to bring you a gift.

Merry Christmas, Charles. "

After speaking, Shay handed Fliggy a folded black T-shirt.

Buckley's eyes turned red immediately, he didn't expect to receive another gift from Shay.

Back then, Shay gave him a bunch of donuts, the sweetest donuts he had ever eaten, sweeter than Garnett's.

Before the two broke up, Shai even gave Barkley a second MVP trophy.

Last year, the two sides were in the Cold War period, so it doesn't count.

But today, they have already separated, and Xie Yi still didn't forget to give him a gift?
Fliggy was very moved, but he didn't expect Xie Yi to still miss him.

As a result, Barkley took the clothes with a smile and opened it, and found that the pattern on the T-shirt was a cartoon character wearing the Lakers No. 23 jersey, with three shiny rings on his hands.

Then, behind him was a pig with wings and a Santa hat, kissing the Lakers player's ass.

This.
That's right, this is Shay's second holiday commemorative item, commemorating this unforgettable picture in the world!
Barkley looked at the "gift" in his hands, his hands were shaking.

Shay I beg you to be human!

The degree of humiliation of Shay's practice is no less than that after Collins dunked Embiid in the future, he printed this picture on a T-shirt and wore it to attend a press conference in public.

No, Shay's is more insulting than Collins'.

Because not only did he publicly give this dress to Barkley himself, but next, Buckley will also see people queuing up in stores all over the country to buy this dress.
After all, the flying pig kissing the butt is quite commemorative, and it is limited, how could Shay's fans let it go?
That's why Falk was worried that Shay's clothes wouldn't be sold before.

After all, if he loses, then all the clothes will be thrown into his hand.

But it turns out that he was too worried.

How could Shay overturn this season?
There was no game he couldn't dominate.

Barkley was completely dumbfounded, but fortunately he was a little moved just now!
Pooh!
Barkley believed that he had never done anything harmful to nature in his life, but he didn't know what sin he did, but he just made two friends, Jordan and Shay!
Under the lens of reporters, Shay advertised his Christmas limited-edition product for free.

Well, tonight there will be tents lined up in front of the Shay brand store.

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden.

The New York Knicks, which had attracted much attention at the beginning of the season, were blasted to pieces by the Bulls in the Christmas game.

After Michael Jordan returned to the locker room, he was a little surprised to hear that Shay scored 46 points in the game and scored 22 points in the third quarter.

The Bulls and the Suns also played a game this season, and the Suns won by 2 points.

Therefore, in Jordan's prediction, the game between the Lakers and the Suns will definitely be anxious until the last second before the winner can be determined.

As a result, the Lakers actually narrowly beat the Suns by 23 points?
I lost to the Suns, and the Suns lost to the Lakers.I lost to the AI, and the AI ​​lost to Shay.
It's over, I'm really a second child!
In this season's competition, Jordan has fallen behind again!

In Jordan's view, the Phoenix Suns are very powerful after supplementing their junior brother Rasheed Wallace.

In the end, Shay actually won by such a big point difference, it is unbelievable!

Because he hasn't played against him this season, Jordan is very curious now.

That guy Xie, just how strong he is now! ?

The Bulls' opponent Sharks today is also very depressed.

He scored a large double-double of 33 points and 12 rebounds on the head of the aging Sabonis today, but the Knicks still lost to the Bulls.

Kobe, who made 12 of 1 shots in the game, is undoubtedly a major reason for the Knicks' loss.

Today against Jordan, Kobe is very excited.

Although he was just a rookie in high school, Kobe was not afraid of such a brutal figure like Jordan.

He is really not afraid, because any normal rookie can't do such a thing as being defended by Jordan as a dog and still working tirelessly!

After the game, O'Neal asked the rookie Kobe: "Why don't you pass it to me? It's fine to play Jordan alone, why don't you pass it when you are double-teamed by Jordan and Pippen at the same time?"

Kobe asked the Sharks back: "Why didn't I shoot the big open opportunity with two double-teams? Did you watch Shay's game today? He didn't pass the three-team double-team, and Shay did it too! Playing basketball, you just want to pass." Have this spirit of not being afraid of difficulties! If you don’t overcome difficulties, difficulties will overcome you!”

O'Neill:? ? ?

It's not how you managed to be so hard-headed and still have the nerve to speak the truth?

And I said, don't mention Shay in front of me, I have no tolerance for Shay!

O'Neal was very annoyed, he finally got rid of Hardaway, why did Kobe come again.

The key is that this No. 8 really can't make a shot.

If he can make the shot, I, the Shark, guarantee it with the size of my Jill, and I will never make a fuss because of his many shots!
After all, my deep-sea fat shark is not the kind of narrow-minded fish.

O'Neill didn't want to hear anything about Shay, but at the press conference, the reporters were all asking about Shay!
"Shaq, do you think Shay is the strongest active player?"

"What do you think is the probability of Shay winning the MVP this season?"

"Do you regret not joining the Lakers and joining forces with Shay?"

"That's it, the Suns only lost by 23 points. May I ask Shaq, how did you manage to lose the Lakers by 47 points?"

The Sharks are completely numb, why are we talking about Shay in the game between the Bulls and the Knicks!
No way, Shay's battle against the sun can be said to have taken away all the heat of the Christmas war.

The Suns, Bulls and Knicks have all become accessories tonight.

There is only one protagonist of Christmas this year, and that is Shay!
It wasn't until one o'clock in the morning that Shay finally walked out of the locker room.

After the game, all kinds of interviews made him unable to get away.

Tonight, Shay really enjoyed the game.

With a shooting attribute of 99, that's really a rush.

Although it is impossible to do as one likes every game, it is very cool to be able to do this once in a while!

After Shai finally left the locker room, he received a text message from Connery:
"I'm staying at your place today, I'll go back first, and take me to the airport at noon tomorrow."

Although Connery said before that he would never talk to Shay again.

But... women are fickle!

Before that, Shay also gave Connery the key to his Beverly Hills Grand House, saying that she could come and live anytime she wanted.

Shay has absolutely no other ideas, just the mutual assistance of pure friendship.

After reading the text message, Xie Yi also prepared to drive home.

As a result, at the exit of the parking lot, Shay ran into Liv Tyler.

Today, she was wearing a pink sweater on her upper body and pink yoga pants on her lower body. The tight pants perfectly outlined the curves of her lower body.

Sure enough, the trend is a reincarnation.The Lebee trend in the 90s will be popular again in the 21s of the 20st century.

Seeing Shay, Liv Tyler presented an exquisite gift box with both hands:

"Merry Christmas, Shay~"

Shay was a little embarrassed because he didn't have a gift for Tyler too.

Shay thanked him and took the gift.

Under Tyler's expectant eyes, Shay opened the gift.

Ugly people are different from Chinese people. Chinese people generally don't open gifts in front of others, which seems impolite.

And ugly people just have to open gifts in front of others.

Therefore, Xie Yi has never understood why Ugly Country gave gifts and made the packaging so beautiful. It was purely an act of taking off his pants and farting.

Fliggy: Don't mention farting!
After taking it apart, Shay found it was a rag doll charm.

To be exact, they are two dolls connected by a little peach heart.

Although it is not clear from the facial features who these two dolls correspond to, the yellow No. 23 jersey seems to say it all.

Xie looked at Taylor in surprise, and she also blushed slightly, not daring to look directly into Xie's eyes:
"I made it myself, isn't it ugly?"

"Quite good looking."

After Xie finished speaking, he scratched his head at a loss, and the atmosphere was obviously a little awkward.

With such an explicit gift, it is obvious that Liv Tyler, a little girl, is expressing her love for Shay.

Taylor took a deep breath, summoned up his courage, took a step forward, and hugged Shay:
"I love you Shay!

I just worshiped you before, but after getting along for a long time, I"

The introverted Liv Tyler hesitated for a long time, whether to give this gift or not.

But today in this large Shura field, he found that all the competitors were so powerful, and Taylor knew that he could no longer procrastinate.

Must be proactive to get the upper hand!
Before Shay could respond, Taylor stared at Shay with her light blue eyes, and then put her hands on Shay's neck:
"I've never been in a relationship, so... bear with me, Shay!"

After that, Taylor stood on tiptoe, pulled Shay down, and put his lips together.

After this, Taylor and Shay got into the car, and it was Taylor who asked Shay to drive her home.

But as soon as he got in the car, Taylor, who was full of affection, unbuttoned his seat belt before the car started, straddled his long legs, and rode to the driver.

Then he helped Shay press the electric seat and adjusted the position to the rear.

Shay swallowed, and glanced at Liv Tyler's yoga library.

Tyler also lowered his head, only to find a darker spot appeared on Kuzi.

She blushed, bit her lip shyly, and leaned her head toward Shay again.

Then, amidst the chaos, Taylor expertly opened the glove box of the co-pilot and took out the box of "Skin Sensation Super Moisturizer".

This is the importance of detecting the opponent's intelligence in advance!Strategic materials are at your fingertips!
Facts have proved that Uncle Mu's proposal is indeed correct, it is better to have some protective equipment on the car at all times.

Shay is afraid that a basketball prodigy who looks like him will suddenly appear in 20 years if he is reckless.After all, Shay's current dry pull has a very high semen content.

And just like that, by the time Shay finished dropping off Tyler and got home, it was already 02:30 in the morning.

Shay came out of the locker room at one o'clock, half an hour's drive, he took three times as long!

After driving the car into the garage, Shay was still annoyed how to explain to the owner of the car wash shop that I broke my head when I braked suddenly?
Forget it, let's wash it by myself tomorrow.

After entering the house, Shay, who was already very tired, found that Connery had fallen asleep on the sofa, and was wearing a set of sexy silk pajamas with strips.

Shay then picked her up and put her on the big bed in the guest bedroom.

Just about to cover the quilt and leave, Connery opened his eyes dimly, grabbed Shay's arm, and pulled it towards him:

"Why did you come back so late~"

"Uh, the fan meeting has been delayed for a long time! Go to sleep, don't you have to catch a plane tomorrow?"

"Sleep? I deliberately wore this pajamas and waited for you for so long, did you just go to sleep like this?"

Connery pushed Shay down with force.

Shay swears that he let Connery stay at his house because of pure friendship.

But I didn't expect that it was Connery's conspiracy, with an impure purpose!
"You bastard, can't you be more honest when I'm not around? Then I have to empty your stamina bar first before leaving, otherwise I really don't worry~"

So, on this Christmas Eve, Shay took two extra inches.

He didn't even think that he would become a master of time management!
Every Christmas Eve, Shay feels that he works harder than Santa Claus~
The next day, the news that Barkley kissed Shay's ass and the exhaust queue of Shay's brand store was still hot and ugly,
Became the biggest talking point this Christmas.

Shay's doll and the Flying Pig Kiss Ass T-shirt are once again a hard-to-find item.

Even Los Santos legend Snoop "The Rapper" Snoop dogg showed off his ass T-shirt while on a talk show.

A big man like him used to snatch Shay's T-shirt as a way to show off. It is known that the influence of Shay's personal brand is soaring crazily like his dominance this season!

Xie Yi also let out a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the picture of exercising in the car yesterday was not secretly photographed.

Otherwise, the magician will call and tease himself that he is better than blue than blue.

Shay's fiery spread was ugly.

The media frantically searched for topics, predicting how much Shay’s total income would be in 1997, predicting which female celebrity he is dating now, predicting how many games the Lakers will win this year, and predicting whether Shay will be able to win two consecutive games crown!

Two consecutive championships, this is another achievement that no one has been able to achieve for a long time.

Bird didn't do it, Magic didn't do it, Jordan didn't do it.

People talked wildly about Shay, his record was high-profile, his love was high-profile, and he even drove enough cars for a newspaper story.

It's hard for you to imagine that after the Christmas game, almost all newspapers and fans were discussing Shai and ignoring Jordan.

At this moment, people suddenly discovered:
Shay is already the most popular star in the NBA!Popularity has even surpassed Jordan!

In previous years, Shai was just one of the most popular stars in the league.

And this year, with Shay's dominance soaring, he has begun to surpass Jordan!
Shay did not waste his popularity. In the next games of the season, Shay led the Lakers to the same consecutive victories.

During the period, Dell Curry also missed five games due to a sprained ankle, which undoubtedly made the Lakers' already stretched offensive space worse.

Just when everyone thought that the Lakers' record was about to encounter a wave of Waterloo, Shay used 40+ in three games in five games to help the Lakers still stabilize their record!

Shay has a good time, but old Curry is very embarrassed.

Because the Lakers seem to have no difference whether they have him or not!
In the All-Star voting, Shay also defeated Jordan and Grant Hill again and was elected as the All-Star vote leader.

He got a full 100 million more votes than Hill, and 40 more votes than Jordan. With 280 million votes, he broke the all-star voting record!

Although there are still media claims that Shay took advantage of the "Chinese voting channel".

But everyone knows very well that even if the votes of domestic fans are not counted, Shay's votes far exceed Jordan's!
Shay is indeed worthy of his title of All-Star vote leader, because the regular season lasted until February 2, when the Lakers lost 5 to 97 to the Eastern powerhouse Heat, and the Lakers lost their fourth game of the season.

The record of 43 wins and 4 losses makes the Bulls' perverted 42 wins and 5 losses look eclipsed!

In the 90s, it seems that Shay's rule has really come into full swing.

However, the Lakers' loss to the Heat caused some criticism for Shay.

In this game, Mashburn, Mourning and Hardaway all scored 20 points, which is not the main reason why the Heat can win.

The main reason is that today Shay is surprisingly iron in the middle distance.

The audience hit rate is just over 40%.

As a defensive madman, Pat Riley sacrificed his tactics today—in addition to the regular double-teaming, he also forced Shay to go to the left as much as possible!
Because Riley found that 90% of Shay's difficult mid-range shots were hit in the 45° area on the right.

Every player has his own area of ​​expertise. The same is the mid-range shot. Some people are accurate on the left side and iron on the right side.

Riley found that Shay's right side was much more unsolvable than the left side.

And today he also proved with practical actions that forcing Xie to go to the left is a very correct decision!
Shay played really hard today, because the left side has not yet formed a hot zone, so the shooting attribute is less than 99, and it is difficult to make many difficult shots.

And Shay admitted that he was a little too pushy today.

The more you want to vote, the more you want to vote, which means you are in a fight with yourself, and you have set a good example for Kobe.

If there are more passes and more breakthroughs, it is estimated that they will not lose the game.

But the good news is that after a lapse of one and a half months, Shay is about to practice a hot spot at 45° on the left!

At that time, Shay will have two areas whose CIC attributes can reach 99!

In other words, Riley had just found Shay's loophole with great difficulty, but Shay was able to update himself immediately to fill the loophole.

But the outside world doesn't know that Shay will be able to update himself and fix the loopholes soon.

So when the Heat fought, the Ugly media excitedly exclaimed: "People have found a way to contain Shay!"

There is no doubt that all teams will follow the Miami Heat's approach to deal with Shai.

And who is the opponent of the Lakers in the next game?
On February 2, the first day of the Chinese New Year, Stern specially arranged the so-called "Spring Festival War" for the growing Chinese market and for the Chinese derby between the bus and Shea.

That's right, these two teams are finally going to meet for the first time this season.

Chicago Bulls VS Los Angeles Lakers!
This is not good news for the Lakers. They were caught by the Bulls just after their shortcomings were exposed. The situation seems very difficult.

Pippen couldn't wait to say:

"In the past, people said that the Lakers and Shai became the overlords of the league, good, then you will see how the real overlords of the league play!
Guard Shay?That's not a problem at all!We have studied him thoroughly! "

Pippen wondered if the Heat could limit Shai's shooting to 40 percent.

And I, as the world's second perimeter defense gate, as long as Shay is forced to the left, it will definitely be difficult for him to show explosive performance!

The day when I, Pi San, stand up is finally here!
If only Shay could be guarded.
Does the big contract still need to be negotiated?The bull will definitely offer it with both hands honestly!
And early the next morning, Shay arrived at the training ground early and began to practice shooting.

To practice the second hot zone before the start of tomorrow's game is the goal Shay has set for himself.

Pippen wants to catch his own loopholes?Then let him kick on the iron plate!

The master of time management is to use every minute reasonably.

Self-update mode, on!
(End of this chapter)