After changing careers, I became No.1 in basketball
Chapter 314 313: A series of extremely retaliatory massacres!Is the team that can stop the Lakers fi
Chapter 314 313: A series of extremely retaliatory massacres!Is the team that can stop the Lakers finally here?
The corner drifted a three-pointer to kill the Knicks, and he scored 41 points in a single game in the first game of his comeback.
In the first game of his comeback, Shay released a blockbuster that shocked the entire league!
And Shay's sentence "Next, Director Xie will check your work one by one" also made all the teams in the league nervous.
That bloodthirsty madman really came back!
No matter what the rules, no matter what opponent, Shay can play at a dominant level!
Old Bass sat in the auditorium and applauded.
So when the league changed the salary rules, Old Buss strongly opposed it.
For a person like Shay, if you don’t give him 4000 million a year, the Chinese fans next door will think that we can’t afford it in the NBA!
Who can spend such a small salary! ?
Take it away, take it away, take the salary cap away!
After being interviewed by reporters on the scene, Shay walked into the player tunnel amid the cheers of the fans.
Although the game is over, the Lakers fans at the scene are reluctant to leave. Tonight is as happy as a holiday for them.
And
They haven't scolded the shark enough yet!
That kid was so rampant at the scene just now, but he ran away with his tail between his legs after the game. Even the Lakers fans haven't had enough of humming.
So, when the fans reluctantly walked out of the stadium and met the reporters, they all sent good wishes to the Sharks in front of the cameras:
"Shaq, Shay is your father!"
"Who said you want to beat the Lakers by double digits? Does your face hurt now?"
"As expected of a superstar who has been swept away, he can always come up with some unexpected ways of dying."
"Fake Shark! Fake Shark! Fake Shark!"
So, history is a cycle.
In the original history, Shark became the star of Los Angeles. In this history, he became the head of Los Angeles.
However, the shark's nightmare was only just beginning.
The cordial greetings from the fans are not formal enough after all.
It is believed that Shay will definitely love the shark with his mouth in the press conference next time!It's more ruthless than loving a female star!
The post-match press conference was really lively, and the old media center of the Great Western Forum obviously couldn't satisfy Shay's traffic.
As soon as it came up, Shay started his act before the reporters asked questions:
"Hey guys, long time no see. I heard a while back that there's a guy trying to beat us by double digits, do you guys know who that guy is?"
The reporters all laughed, and it started, and the performance of Paoding Jiesha started!
Immediately afterwards, the reporters also cooperated with Shay's performance: "Why did you choose to use a three-pointer to end the game at the last moment? Is it a helpless move or intentional?"
"There's no reluctance, I choose to shoot threes because I have the ability.
I'm not like some 51 superstars who haven't improved their shooting after so many years. "
The reporters fully realized how much Shay's vengeful heart is. This is not mentioning the shark in a word, and never leaving the shark in every sentence.
Who let the Sharks mess with Shay in the game?The quintessence is a frenzied temptation on the verge of death.
"Scored 41 points in the first show of the comeback. Does the league's new defensive rules really have no impact on you?"
"Actually, it still has a little influence. In the past, I might have scored 51 points. Today I only scored 41 points, and I still didn't perform well.
However, I took a few shots and scored higher than Shaq. My performance today can barely be considered a pass. "
reporter:
"Only take" 41 points. This is really rubbing salt in the shark's wounds!
When faced with the question of "How to evaluate the current Shaquille O'Neal", Shay was even more merciless:
"To be honest, I'm not particularly impressed with him. You're talking about the guy who gets swept every year in the playoffs, right?"
Shay didn't hold back at all, and the shark was already ascended to the sky with just a tongue throw.
Worthy of being a ventriloquist in the NBA.
At the end of the press conference, the reporter also asked Shay what the probability of the team re-entering the playoffs was.
This time, Shay's expression was serious: "Didn't the media say it all, the probability is 0.1%. I also think that the probability of the Lakers making the playoffs is only 0.1%."
Speaking of which, the reporters thought that even Shay thought it was too difficult to make it to the playoffs.
But soon, Shay changed the subject:
"However, as long as it's not 0%, I'll take my chances!
Just like today's 1.7 seconds behind by 2 points, even if there are not many opportunities, I will seize them!
You say that times have changed, indeed, times have changed.
My opponents have changed from Michael, Charles and Dameng to AI, Kobe, Sharks and Duncan.
Some legends fade with time,
But I am destined to be eternal as gold! "
With these words, Shay ended today's Milk Shark Conference.
Undoubtedly, the next day, newspapers all over Ugly published the phrase "Some legends fade with time, but I am destined to be as eternal as gold".
The genius knows where Shay copied this golden sentence again.
Barkley called out on TNT's basketball program: "See? Shay's casual words are a hundred times better than Shaq's broken lyrics!"
Even the sports protection company was inspired by this sentence and came up with an advertising slogan: "Men should be as golden as Shay!"
It can only be said that this is Shay's appeal.
A casual sentence in his press conference can become a catchphrase.
As for the Sharks, the giant who topped the MVP rankings instantly became a clown in the eyes of the media:
"The Sharks are in the top three of the MVP rankings, and Shai is not in the MVP rankings.
Because the MVP rankings can't show Shay's level at all! "
"Sharks, center Drexler."
"The Sharks threatened to beat Shay by double digits before the game, but he created a record that was even more terrifying than double digits. He beat the Lakers by -1 point!"
O'Neill didn't even dare to read the newspaper, he was afraid that he would decide to announce his retirement the next day after reading the newspaper.
The psychological damage Shay had done to him was simply too great.
From the Magic era to the Knicks era, Shay was deeply involved in the history of the Sharks' beatings.
When Shark returned to the hotel last night, he told the waiters not to deliver newspapers to his room.
How did he know that when he got on the team bus the next day, Shark saw a stack of the latest newspapers on his exclusive seat!
Even if you don't have to look carefully, the Sharks can still see the photo on the cover of the headline. It is a picture of himself raising his arms in the basket to celebrate the victory, but was shot by Shay with a three-pointer.
The corner of O'Neill's mouth twitched suddenly, this damn.
Who did it! ?
Isn't this just picking my nerves!
At this time, the cauliflower snake came to the side of the shark with a smile:
"Shaq, sit down. I put the newspaper so you won't be bored on the long journey back to New York~"
O'Neill looked at Kobe twitchingly at the corner of his mouth, and Kobe still had a "quick praise me" expression on his face.
O'Neill almost fainted on the spot at that time, Kobe was sent by God to punish me!
Dad hits someone, son makes up for it, is this in the Ganges?
In this way, O'Neill had to look at the news that mocked him in the newspaper all the way, and returned to New York sadly.
The mad shark in the deep sea turned into a small salted fish again.
However, the entire league knows that the shark's beating is only the beginning.
Next, Shay will launch a cruel revenge on the whole world!
Those who say that the era of Shai is over, those who say that the Lakers have only a 0.1% probability of making the playoffs.
And those players who have humiliated the Lakers before.
Next, they will experience the same embarrassment as O'Neill!
After defeating the Knicks, Shai's vengeance is still burning.
On March 3, the Lakers played against the Seattle SuperSonics.
This burst of fire burned to the glove Peyton.
Although Rainman Kemp chose to leave Cleveland in the summer of 97 to try the taste of the pollution-free fruit of the big countryside.
However, after losing the Rainman, the Sonics are still considered a strong team in the West.
Last season, they won 61 wins in the regular season.
In the previous two matches this season, the Lakers also lost to the Sonics.
And lost by double digits both times.
The reason why the Lakers couldn't beat the Sonics is also very simple. Finley was defended to death by Payton!
Without Shai, Finley, as the team's main attacker, would pull up the brakes every time he met Payton.
And once he pulled the brakes, the team's offense was basically hopeless.
In Finley's mind, the Sonics and Payton are simply his nightmares.
Payton also played really well against the Lakers, so when he won the Lakers last time, Payton cocked his mouth at the press conference and said:
"We are no longer the same team as the Lakers. Even if Shay comes back, we will still win!"
I don’t know if Payton regrets being so rampant now. Anyway, when he was interviewed before the game, his attitude changed 180° from before:
"Stable win? No, no, no, I must have drank fake wine that day to say that!
There are no guaranteed wins in this world.
Although the team is strong this year, we must not take it lightly in the face of a lottery champion team like the Lakers! "
The gap between Payton's attitudes before and after is so great that the word "congxin" is written directly on his face.
But it's clear that Shay doesn't intend to just let go of the glove.
In the locker room before the game, Finley still reminded Shai:
"Brother, although the Supersonics have an average record this season, they are still very strong. We must not underestimate the enemy!"
Shay said "Oh" and then
Then Finley felt for the first time that the supersonic speed was so weak!
His pre-match reminder was completely unnecessary!
Because of today's game, the Lakers clocked out of get off work in the third quarter, and they didn't even fight the Sonics to the end!
Payton's good attitude before the game did not save him from today's beating.
Before the game started, Payton still had a fluke mentality, thinking that it would be impossible for Shay to remember what he said last time.
Indeed, how could Shay remember so many things.
so.
Shay recorded all the players who had provoked the Lakers and what they had said to them in a small notebook!
So today, the gloves were completely abused by Shay, the kind that didn't show mercy at all.
Shay scored 32 points in three quarters today and limited Payton to only 12 points.
Payton did everything within his power, he circled forward, he fought hard, and he teamed up with his teammates to encircle Shay.
But later Payton discovered that the only thing that could stop Shay was Shay's own touch!
The current Shay has no shortcomings at all on the offensive end!
In the first half, Shay first made 3 of 2 shots from beyond the three-point line and caught Payton by surprise.
Although Shay won the game with a three-point lore in the last game, people still don't have the habit of defending Shay's three-pointer.
Payton's defensive position is still a big step for Shay outside the three-point line.
So Shay seized the opportunity and made two [-]-pointers in the first half.
In the second half, Payton did not dare to let Shay shoot again.
But the problem that followed was that the distance was too close to prevent Shay from breaking through!
Straight to the skin?Shay will also choose to hit back directly!
This is the first time that Payton, who is good at defense, has been beaten by an offensive player and has no way to do it.
No matter how he defends Shay, Shay always has a way to deal with it.
Payton's strongest point was single-point blasted by Shay, and the Supersonics naturally suffered a complete defeat in the game.
After the third quarter, Shay, who had already scored 32 points, sat back on the bench, looked at Finley leisurely, and said lightly:
"Why do I think it's not that difficult to play supersonic?"
Finley shook his head with a wry smile, so the joys and sorrows of people are different.
For him, Payton, who dreamed of defeating him, was able to handle it with just a few shots for Shay.
It's like a female star who to people can only appear in dreams, but to Shea, she appears at the bedside.
Everyone's dream, Shay's daily life.
In the end, the Lakers defeated the Supersonics 97 to 83 in the away game. Since Shay's return, the Lakers have achieved two consecutive victories!
After the game, Shay also deliberately mocked Payton:
"I just heard that Payton can win against the Lakers, so I worked a little harder today. I didn't expect the Sonics to be so ignorant that the game was actually sent to garbage time.
I am deeply sorry for letting the fans watch a boring game.
Next time, I will definitely control my shot strength. "
After O'Neal, Payton's face was also swollen by Shay.
In the east of the river and the west of the river, Xie Yi doesn't need 30 years at all, 30 days are enough!
After the Sonics, the players who had spoken wildly were in danger.
Shay not only wants to win, but also to make the guys who hurt the Lakers pay for their blood!
In this way, on the first day of April, it was the turn of the new champion "Sugar Man" Olowokandi to suffer.
Olowokandi, Baylor's black history in the draft draft is rich and colorful.
In the 98 draft, the Clippers had a chance to win Pierce, Carter or Nowitzki.
Even if you win Bibby or Jamison, it won't be too bad.
But they chose Olowokandi, who had only practiced for three years, a personal trainee who only touched basketball at the age of 17.
At that time, Lord Baylor also said something that he thought was quite profound: "Why did you choose him? Because among all the positions on the basketball court, two positions are the most important, namely the center and the open position."
It can only be said that Lord Belle was confused by the sugar man's appearance.
2 meters tall, 13 meters wingspan, strong body, excellent athletic ability.
This is equivalent to a woman having D+ buttocks + long legs, which man is not confused when he sees it.
Olowokandi's body made Baylor feel that Sugar Man has a chance to become the next Olajuwon!
In fact, Sugar Man's idol is Olajuwon.After he entered the league, he chose No. 34 to pay tribute to his idol.
In an interview before the start of the training camp for the new season, Sugar Man also said arrogantly:
"Los Angeles has officially changed hands from now on. From now on, I am the owner of Los Santos!"
The reporters hurriedly reminded Sugar Man, "Shay might be upset if you say that."
But because of the blessing of the champion status, the sugar man was already crazy at that time:
"I don't care if he's high or not. Basketball is a game of the weak and the strong. The weak will be beaten! The next one to be beaten is Shay!"
Before Olowokandi became the No. [-] pick, he was actually a well-mannered guy.
After all, Sugar Man has been in a good family since he was a child. His father was a Nigerian diplomat, which allowed Sugar Man to receive an excellent education since he was a child.
But since becoming the No. [-] scholar, Tangren's temperament has changed drastically.
After successfully entering the NBA, Olowokandi is like a high school student after entering the university. He feels that he has completed his merits, lost the direction of his efforts, and relaxed his whole body.
He no longer trains as hard as before. The sugar man who has money and has been exposed to the world of flowers and flowers has changed from a hard-working student player to a problem player who misses training, fights and makes troubles in nightclubs.
He became defiant and extremely inflated.
Naturally, she didn't like Shay either.
Although Olowokandi, who averaged only 8.9 points, 7.9 and rebounds per game, has successfully proved that he is one of the worst champions in history.
Although Baylor already knows that the big man from Nigeria is not necessarily a big dream, it may also be a nightmare,
But the sugar man's arrogance still hasn't diminished by half.
Even the day before the game against the Lakers, the sugar man was still saying harsh words:
"Shai didn't dare run into my box because he knew exactly what I was going to do to him."
After speaking, the sugar man touched his elbow.
I was afraid that Xie Yi would not remember his previous provocation, so he provoked him again now!
Even the reporters were shocked at that time, do you know what the hell you are doing! ?
In this alliance, there are three things that are the most deadly:
Racial inappropriate remarks, illegitimate children everywhere, and using force to provoke Shay!
Ever since Shay let Karl Malone slash 40 needles in a single game and chased and beat Jordan violently, basically no normal person dared to provoke Shay.
Sugar Man: Do you think I look normal?It sounds like someone has a good brain!
Don't talk about Shay the sugar man now, even if Tyson came, the sugar man would dare to go up and hit him on the head.
Before the next season, Sugar Man's words made Shay very upset.
Now, Sugar Man is also threatening Shay with force.
Shay was all smiles. In fact, Shay's favorite is not the dairy industry, but the education industry!
It is the obligatory duty of a good teacher in Los Angeles to bring Sugarman back on track~
In this way, this time the Los Angeles Derby has attracted much attention.
Lord Baylor thought that although Olowokandi was a bit stupid, he shouldn't be stupid.
The sugar man should just be joking, and he wouldn't really provoke Xie, would he?
But just like people can't understand the brain circuit of Lord Baylor's draft, it is impossible for people to understand the brain circuit of sugar man.
In the first round of the opening round, when Shay made a breakthrough, Sugar Man gave Shay a blatant elbow in the air.
After Shay fell to the ground, he still yelled: "I will make the final decision in Los Angeles."
Lord Baylor covered his head, what the hell are you thinking about!
So Shay unceremoniously began his performance.
Two possessions later, Shai successfully broke through the Clippers' weak perimeter defense and headed straight to the penalty area.
Then he jumped up according to the sugar figure, and he was about to dunk through the sugar figure!
Sugar Man was furious at the time, but Shay still challenged himself defiantly.
So Sugar Man also jumped up, but he didn't want to block the shot, but was going to overthrow Shay directly.
But when Xie Yi rushed towards the Sugar Man, he raised the basketball with one hand and supported his elbow with the other!
Shay, who was in the air, directly elbowed the head of the sugar man who had just jumped up, and then scored through him with a one-handed dunk!
This violent flying elbow caused Tang Ren to be smashed to pieces, he clutched his forehead and didn't stand up for a long time.
After Xie successfully blocked the dunk, he stepped over the sugar man's head very arrogantly.
After about ten seconds, the sugar talent stood up again.
Xie Yi saw that the guy hadn't seen the red yet.Don't tell me, it's quite durable.
If that's the case, hit it a few more times!
In the subsequent games, Sugar Man couldn't tell whether he was playing a basketball game or a fighting game.
All he knew was that he had been crazily exported by Shay.
What wrestling, elbowing, collision, everything is available.
Moreover, Shay, who is experienced, basically won't get fouled because of these things, which makes Sugar Man's blood pressure soar.
However, Sugar Man survived all these attacks, and was ready to seize an opportunity to return them all.
Finally, in the 3rd minute of the fourth quarter, Sugar Man found a chance for revenge!
At that time, Shay was defending the basket because of a series of defenses, and Sugar Man took the ball and rushed directly into the penalty area.
That posture is simply the posture of playing rugby!He's not going to hit the rim, he's going to hit Shay!
Sugar Man rushed to the basket and knocked Shay down as he wished, and both of them fell to the ground.
But just when Sugar Man was secretly proud, when he fell to the ground, he felt a pair of long arms wrapped around his neck, and he strangled him hard!
The moment Shay was knocked down, he gave Sugar Man a naked twist from behind in a skillful and professional way!
Seeing this, Big Ben, a combat player, immediately pretended to catch the ball and pressed it on Shay and Sugar Man, blocking the referee's sight.
For a moment, the strong suffocation made the sugar man kick his legs.
This terrifying feeling finally cleared his mind and made him realize who he was facing.
In the end, Olowokandi could only frantically beg for mercy with his last strength:
"Shay, Brother Xie, Dad!
I surrender I surrender, let go!
I was a child before and I was blind, so you just treat me as farting!
Let go, I can't do it, I'm going! "
Xie Yi smiled, this sugar man, doesn't he respect the old and love the young~
That is to say, the Lakers can't afford to lose the game now, and Shay can't be suspended.
Otherwise, Shay was high and low enough to put him to sleep.
Before the referee could notice, Shay let go of his arms and got up from the ground.
The sugar man lay on the ground, gasping for breath. For the first time, he felt that he was so close to death.
Although he couldn't make Sugar Man fall asleep, Xie still felt that he had to leave something behind today.
So as not to have a long memory.
So one minute later, when Olowokandi caught the ball at the rim, Shay pounced on Sugar Man like a cheetah that had found its prey and jumped up to block the shot.
Sugar Man panicked when he saw this situation, I already called him Dad, what else do you want! ?
He hurriedly passed the ball away, because Sugar Man felt that Shay was not rushing to block the shot.
Facts have proved that Sugar Man did predict Shay's intentions.
Shay really didn't go to block the cap. When he flew in front of the sugar man, he "unintentionally" raised his leg, and then slid his foot across the sugar man's face!With a move of the dragon swinging its tail, the sugar man fell to the ground covering his face.The reporter at the bottom line saw a few teeth fall out.
The reporters all shook their heads. It seems that Shay's revenge was very violent, whether it was basketball or martial arts.
In this way, when the game ended, Baylor was surprised to find out at the press conference that
I actually harvested a completely different Olowokandi from before!
"Michael, do you think the kick Shay gave you today was intentional?"
"Accident, definitely an accident! How could a noble man like Papa Shay attack me on purpose? Hey, I hope my teeth didn't scratch his sneakers."
"Uh, didn't you say you wanted to be the new overlord of Los Angeles?"
"Don't dare to talk nonsense! There is one and only one king in Los Angeles, and that is the respected Papa Shay!"
A humble, respectful and polite sugar man was born.
Shay's educational effect can be said to be immediate!
After Peyton, another person who had uttered harsh words before was brutally slaughtered by Shay.
He doesn't even let rookies go!
The spring of 1999 was filled with all kinds of bloody revenge stories.
In the second game in April, Shay slaughtered his old rival Bulls with 4 points in a single game, and gave the evaluation of "Tracey is not bad, at least it made me sweat".
In the third game against the Raptors in April, Shay only scored 4 points, but sent 21 assists and grabbed 12 rebounds, leading the team to a big victory with a triple-double.
At that time, Vince Carter of the Raptors was called "half man, half god" for his extremely perverted dunks.When he was warming up before the game, he could completely fly over his teammates to complete the dunk performance without supporting people, which is simply not something that humans can accomplish.
But after the game, Carter, the demigod, smiled and said, "Shay lost his human side, he is the real god!"
So, amidst the wailing and praise, Shay unknowingly led the team to five consecutive victories-the Lakers' longest winning streak this season!
Since Shay's return, the Lakers, who almost lost their pants after losing before, have yet to lose a game!
The team record has also become 13 wins and 21 losses.
lakers seem
Are we really getting closer to the playoffs?
Shay's vengeful series of massacres made the entire league howl.
But then, another guy's news overshadowed the Lakers' five-game winning streak.
Allen Iverson, against the Kings with Kidd, faced Kidd, the best defender at the No. [-] position.
He actually scored 50 points!
50 points in a single game is just the tip of the iceberg of this season's outrageous performance by the No. 96 pick in the [-] draft.
There is no doubt that AI is the leader among young players today.
So, people finally waited until this peerless battle.
December 4, Philadelphia.
The Lakers VS the 76ers who are second in the Eastern Conference.
Old-school scorer Shai VS active scorer Iverson.
The old dominators, against the strongest scoring machine of today.
When the Lakers finally gained momentum, the huge obstacle of the 76ers blocked Shay's way.
Everyone, including Stern, who didn't want to see Shai make it to the playoffs, felt that they had finally grasped a life-saving straw!
The cover of ESPN Magazine on the second day is Iverson, and the headline is also very eye-catching:
"After Shay's return, the Lakers have a high probability of not making the playoffs as long as they lose more than five games. Now, the answer to their first loss is coming!"
Thanks to the autistic patients who love to laugh, book friends 20220804212401229 and other big guys for their rewards, thank you everyone!
(End of this chapter)
The corner drifted a three-pointer to kill the Knicks, and he scored 41 points in a single game in the first game of his comeback.
In the first game of his comeback, Shay released a blockbuster that shocked the entire league!
And Shay's sentence "Next, Director Xie will check your work one by one" also made all the teams in the league nervous.
That bloodthirsty madman really came back!
No matter what the rules, no matter what opponent, Shay can play at a dominant level!
Old Bass sat in the auditorium and applauded.
So when the league changed the salary rules, Old Buss strongly opposed it.
For a person like Shay, if you don’t give him 4000 million a year, the Chinese fans next door will think that we can’t afford it in the NBA!
Who can spend such a small salary! ?
Take it away, take it away, take the salary cap away!
After being interviewed by reporters on the scene, Shay walked into the player tunnel amid the cheers of the fans.
Although the game is over, the Lakers fans at the scene are reluctant to leave. Tonight is as happy as a holiday for them.
And
They haven't scolded the shark enough yet!
That kid was so rampant at the scene just now, but he ran away with his tail between his legs after the game. Even the Lakers fans haven't had enough of humming.
So, when the fans reluctantly walked out of the stadium and met the reporters, they all sent good wishes to the Sharks in front of the cameras:
"Shaq, Shay is your father!"
"Who said you want to beat the Lakers by double digits? Does your face hurt now?"
"As expected of a superstar who has been swept away, he can always come up with some unexpected ways of dying."
"Fake Shark! Fake Shark! Fake Shark!"
So, history is a cycle.
In the original history, Shark became the star of Los Angeles. In this history, he became the head of Los Angeles.
However, the shark's nightmare was only just beginning.
The cordial greetings from the fans are not formal enough after all.
It is believed that Shay will definitely love the shark with his mouth in the press conference next time!It's more ruthless than loving a female star!
The post-match press conference was really lively, and the old media center of the Great Western Forum obviously couldn't satisfy Shay's traffic.
As soon as it came up, Shay started his act before the reporters asked questions:
"Hey guys, long time no see. I heard a while back that there's a guy trying to beat us by double digits, do you guys know who that guy is?"
The reporters all laughed, and it started, and the performance of Paoding Jiesha started!
Immediately afterwards, the reporters also cooperated with Shay's performance: "Why did you choose to use a three-pointer to end the game at the last moment? Is it a helpless move or intentional?"
"There's no reluctance, I choose to shoot threes because I have the ability.
I'm not like some 51 superstars who haven't improved their shooting after so many years. "
The reporters fully realized how much Shay's vengeful heart is. This is not mentioning the shark in a word, and never leaving the shark in every sentence.
Who let the Sharks mess with Shay in the game?The quintessence is a frenzied temptation on the verge of death.
"Scored 41 points in the first show of the comeback. Does the league's new defensive rules really have no impact on you?"
"Actually, it still has a little influence. In the past, I might have scored 51 points. Today I only scored 41 points, and I still didn't perform well.
However, I took a few shots and scored higher than Shaq. My performance today can barely be considered a pass. "
reporter:
"Only take" 41 points. This is really rubbing salt in the shark's wounds!
When faced with the question of "How to evaluate the current Shaquille O'Neal", Shay was even more merciless:
"To be honest, I'm not particularly impressed with him. You're talking about the guy who gets swept every year in the playoffs, right?"
Shay didn't hold back at all, and the shark was already ascended to the sky with just a tongue throw.
Worthy of being a ventriloquist in the NBA.
At the end of the press conference, the reporter also asked Shay what the probability of the team re-entering the playoffs was.
This time, Shay's expression was serious: "Didn't the media say it all, the probability is 0.1%. I also think that the probability of the Lakers making the playoffs is only 0.1%."
Speaking of which, the reporters thought that even Shay thought it was too difficult to make it to the playoffs.
But soon, Shay changed the subject:
"However, as long as it's not 0%, I'll take my chances!
Just like today's 1.7 seconds behind by 2 points, even if there are not many opportunities, I will seize them!
You say that times have changed, indeed, times have changed.
My opponents have changed from Michael, Charles and Dameng to AI, Kobe, Sharks and Duncan.
Some legends fade with time,
But I am destined to be eternal as gold! "
With these words, Shay ended today's Milk Shark Conference.
Undoubtedly, the next day, newspapers all over Ugly published the phrase "Some legends fade with time, but I am destined to be as eternal as gold".
The genius knows where Shay copied this golden sentence again.
Barkley called out on TNT's basketball program: "See? Shay's casual words are a hundred times better than Shaq's broken lyrics!"
Even the sports protection company was inspired by this sentence and came up with an advertising slogan: "Men should be as golden as Shay!"
It can only be said that this is Shay's appeal.
A casual sentence in his press conference can become a catchphrase.
As for the Sharks, the giant who topped the MVP rankings instantly became a clown in the eyes of the media:
"The Sharks are in the top three of the MVP rankings, and Shai is not in the MVP rankings.
Because the MVP rankings can't show Shay's level at all! "
"Sharks, center Drexler."
"The Sharks threatened to beat Shay by double digits before the game, but he created a record that was even more terrifying than double digits. He beat the Lakers by -1 point!"
O'Neill didn't even dare to read the newspaper, he was afraid that he would decide to announce his retirement the next day after reading the newspaper.
The psychological damage Shay had done to him was simply too great.
From the Magic era to the Knicks era, Shay was deeply involved in the history of the Sharks' beatings.
When Shark returned to the hotel last night, he told the waiters not to deliver newspapers to his room.
How did he know that when he got on the team bus the next day, Shark saw a stack of the latest newspapers on his exclusive seat!
Even if you don't have to look carefully, the Sharks can still see the photo on the cover of the headline. It is a picture of himself raising his arms in the basket to celebrate the victory, but was shot by Shay with a three-pointer.
The corner of O'Neill's mouth twitched suddenly, this damn.
Who did it! ?
Isn't this just picking my nerves!
At this time, the cauliflower snake came to the side of the shark with a smile:
"Shaq, sit down. I put the newspaper so you won't be bored on the long journey back to New York~"
O'Neill looked at Kobe twitchingly at the corner of his mouth, and Kobe still had a "quick praise me" expression on his face.
O'Neill almost fainted on the spot at that time, Kobe was sent by God to punish me!
Dad hits someone, son makes up for it, is this in the Ganges?
In this way, O'Neill had to look at the news that mocked him in the newspaper all the way, and returned to New York sadly.
The mad shark in the deep sea turned into a small salted fish again.
However, the entire league knows that the shark's beating is only the beginning.
Next, Shay will launch a cruel revenge on the whole world!
Those who say that the era of Shai is over, those who say that the Lakers have only a 0.1% probability of making the playoffs.
And those players who have humiliated the Lakers before.
Next, they will experience the same embarrassment as O'Neill!
After defeating the Knicks, Shai's vengeance is still burning.
On March 3, the Lakers played against the Seattle SuperSonics.
This burst of fire burned to the glove Peyton.
Although Rainman Kemp chose to leave Cleveland in the summer of 97 to try the taste of the pollution-free fruit of the big countryside.
However, after losing the Rainman, the Sonics are still considered a strong team in the West.
Last season, they won 61 wins in the regular season.
In the previous two matches this season, the Lakers also lost to the Sonics.
And lost by double digits both times.
The reason why the Lakers couldn't beat the Sonics is also very simple. Finley was defended to death by Payton!
Without Shai, Finley, as the team's main attacker, would pull up the brakes every time he met Payton.
And once he pulled the brakes, the team's offense was basically hopeless.
In Finley's mind, the Sonics and Payton are simply his nightmares.
Payton also played really well against the Lakers, so when he won the Lakers last time, Payton cocked his mouth at the press conference and said:
"We are no longer the same team as the Lakers. Even if Shay comes back, we will still win!"
I don’t know if Payton regrets being so rampant now. Anyway, when he was interviewed before the game, his attitude changed 180° from before:
"Stable win? No, no, no, I must have drank fake wine that day to say that!
There are no guaranteed wins in this world.
Although the team is strong this year, we must not take it lightly in the face of a lottery champion team like the Lakers! "
The gap between Payton's attitudes before and after is so great that the word "congxin" is written directly on his face.
But it's clear that Shay doesn't intend to just let go of the glove.
In the locker room before the game, Finley still reminded Shai:
"Brother, although the Supersonics have an average record this season, they are still very strong. We must not underestimate the enemy!"
Shay said "Oh" and then
Then Finley felt for the first time that the supersonic speed was so weak!
His pre-match reminder was completely unnecessary!
Because of today's game, the Lakers clocked out of get off work in the third quarter, and they didn't even fight the Sonics to the end!
Payton's good attitude before the game did not save him from today's beating.
Before the game started, Payton still had a fluke mentality, thinking that it would be impossible for Shay to remember what he said last time.
Indeed, how could Shay remember so many things.
so.
Shay recorded all the players who had provoked the Lakers and what they had said to them in a small notebook!
So today, the gloves were completely abused by Shay, the kind that didn't show mercy at all.
Shay scored 32 points in three quarters today and limited Payton to only 12 points.
Payton did everything within his power, he circled forward, he fought hard, and he teamed up with his teammates to encircle Shay.
But later Payton discovered that the only thing that could stop Shay was Shay's own touch!
The current Shay has no shortcomings at all on the offensive end!
In the first half, Shay first made 3 of 2 shots from beyond the three-point line and caught Payton by surprise.
Although Shay won the game with a three-point lore in the last game, people still don't have the habit of defending Shay's three-pointer.
Payton's defensive position is still a big step for Shay outside the three-point line.
So Shay seized the opportunity and made two [-]-pointers in the first half.
In the second half, Payton did not dare to let Shay shoot again.
But the problem that followed was that the distance was too close to prevent Shay from breaking through!
Straight to the skin?Shay will also choose to hit back directly!
This is the first time that Payton, who is good at defense, has been beaten by an offensive player and has no way to do it.
No matter how he defends Shay, Shay always has a way to deal with it.
Payton's strongest point was single-point blasted by Shay, and the Supersonics naturally suffered a complete defeat in the game.
After the third quarter, Shay, who had already scored 32 points, sat back on the bench, looked at Finley leisurely, and said lightly:
"Why do I think it's not that difficult to play supersonic?"
Finley shook his head with a wry smile, so the joys and sorrows of people are different.
For him, Payton, who dreamed of defeating him, was able to handle it with just a few shots for Shay.
It's like a female star who to people can only appear in dreams, but to Shea, she appears at the bedside.
Everyone's dream, Shay's daily life.
In the end, the Lakers defeated the Supersonics 97 to 83 in the away game. Since Shay's return, the Lakers have achieved two consecutive victories!
After the game, Shay also deliberately mocked Payton:
"I just heard that Payton can win against the Lakers, so I worked a little harder today. I didn't expect the Sonics to be so ignorant that the game was actually sent to garbage time.
I am deeply sorry for letting the fans watch a boring game.
Next time, I will definitely control my shot strength. "
After O'Neal, Payton's face was also swollen by Shay.
In the east of the river and the west of the river, Xie Yi doesn't need 30 years at all, 30 days are enough!
After the Sonics, the players who had spoken wildly were in danger.
Shay not only wants to win, but also to make the guys who hurt the Lakers pay for their blood!
In this way, on the first day of April, it was the turn of the new champion "Sugar Man" Olowokandi to suffer.
Olowokandi, Baylor's black history in the draft draft is rich and colorful.
In the 98 draft, the Clippers had a chance to win Pierce, Carter or Nowitzki.
Even if you win Bibby or Jamison, it won't be too bad.
But they chose Olowokandi, who had only practiced for three years, a personal trainee who only touched basketball at the age of 17.
At that time, Lord Baylor also said something that he thought was quite profound: "Why did you choose him? Because among all the positions on the basketball court, two positions are the most important, namely the center and the open position."
It can only be said that Lord Belle was confused by the sugar man's appearance.
2 meters tall, 13 meters wingspan, strong body, excellent athletic ability.
This is equivalent to a woman having D+ buttocks + long legs, which man is not confused when he sees it.
Olowokandi's body made Baylor feel that Sugar Man has a chance to become the next Olajuwon!
In fact, Sugar Man's idol is Olajuwon.After he entered the league, he chose No. 34 to pay tribute to his idol.
In an interview before the start of the training camp for the new season, Sugar Man also said arrogantly:
"Los Angeles has officially changed hands from now on. From now on, I am the owner of Los Santos!"
The reporters hurriedly reminded Sugar Man, "Shay might be upset if you say that."
But because of the blessing of the champion status, the sugar man was already crazy at that time:
"I don't care if he's high or not. Basketball is a game of the weak and the strong. The weak will be beaten! The next one to be beaten is Shay!"
Before Olowokandi became the No. [-] pick, he was actually a well-mannered guy.
After all, Sugar Man has been in a good family since he was a child. His father was a Nigerian diplomat, which allowed Sugar Man to receive an excellent education since he was a child.
But since becoming the No. [-] scholar, Tangren's temperament has changed drastically.
After successfully entering the NBA, Olowokandi is like a high school student after entering the university. He feels that he has completed his merits, lost the direction of his efforts, and relaxed his whole body.
He no longer trains as hard as before. The sugar man who has money and has been exposed to the world of flowers and flowers has changed from a hard-working student player to a problem player who misses training, fights and makes troubles in nightclubs.
He became defiant and extremely inflated.
Naturally, she didn't like Shay either.
Although Olowokandi, who averaged only 8.9 points, 7.9 and rebounds per game, has successfully proved that he is one of the worst champions in history.
Although Baylor already knows that the big man from Nigeria is not necessarily a big dream, it may also be a nightmare,
But the sugar man's arrogance still hasn't diminished by half.
Even the day before the game against the Lakers, the sugar man was still saying harsh words:
"Shai didn't dare run into my box because he knew exactly what I was going to do to him."
After speaking, the sugar man touched his elbow.
I was afraid that Xie Yi would not remember his previous provocation, so he provoked him again now!
Even the reporters were shocked at that time, do you know what the hell you are doing! ?
In this alliance, there are three things that are the most deadly:
Racial inappropriate remarks, illegitimate children everywhere, and using force to provoke Shay!
Ever since Shay let Karl Malone slash 40 needles in a single game and chased and beat Jordan violently, basically no normal person dared to provoke Shay.
Sugar Man: Do you think I look normal?It sounds like someone has a good brain!
Don't talk about Shay the sugar man now, even if Tyson came, the sugar man would dare to go up and hit him on the head.
Before the next season, Sugar Man's words made Shay very upset.
Now, Sugar Man is also threatening Shay with force.
Shay was all smiles. In fact, Shay's favorite is not the dairy industry, but the education industry!
It is the obligatory duty of a good teacher in Los Angeles to bring Sugarman back on track~
In this way, this time the Los Angeles Derby has attracted much attention.
Lord Baylor thought that although Olowokandi was a bit stupid, he shouldn't be stupid.
The sugar man should just be joking, and he wouldn't really provoke Xie, would he?
But just like people can't understand the brain circuit of Lord Baylor's draft, it is impossible for people to understand the brain circuit of sugar man.
In the first round of the opening round, when Shay made a breakthrough, Sugar Man gave Shay a blatant elbow in the air.
After Shay fell to the ground, he still yelled: "I will make the final decision in Los Angeles."
Lord Baylor covered his head, what the hell are you thinking about!
So Shay unceremoniously began his performance.
Two possessions later, Shai successfully broke through the Clippers' weak perimeter defense and headed straight to the penalty area.
Then he jumped up according to the sugar figure, and he was about to dunk through the sugar figure!
Sugar Man was furious at the time, but Shay still challenged himself defiantly.
So Sugar Man also jumped up, but he didn't want to block the shot, but was going to overthrow Shay directly.
But when Xie Yi rushed towards the Sugar Man, he raised the basketball with one hand and supported his elbow with the other!
Shay, who was in the air, directly elbowed the head of the sugar man who had just jumped up, and then scored through him with a one-handed dunk!
This violent flying elbow caused Tang Ren to be smashed to pieces, he clutched his forehead and didn't stand up for a long time.
After Xie successfully blocked the dunk, he stepped over the sugar man's head very arrogantly.
After about ten seconds, the sugar talent stood up again.
Xie Yi saw that the guy hadn't seen the red yet.Don't tell me, it's quite durable.
If that's the case, hit it a few more times!
In the subsequent games, Sugar Man couldn't tell whether he was playing a basketball game or a fighting game.
All he knew was that he had been crazily exported by Shay.
What wrestling, elbowing, collision, everything is available.
Moreover, Shay, who is experienced, basically won't get fouled because of these things, which makes Sugar Man's blood pressure soar.
However, Sugar Man survived all these attacks, and was ready to seize an opportunity to return them all.
Finally, in the 3rd minute of the fourth quarter, Sugar Man found a chance for revenge!
At that time, Shay was defending the basket because of a series of defenses, and Sugar Man took the ball and rushed directly into the penalty area.
That posture is simply the posture of playing rugby!He's not going to hit the rim, he's going to hit Shay!
Sugar Man rushed to the basket and knocked Shay down as he wished, and both of them fell to the ground.
But just when Sugar Man was secretly proud, when he fell to the ground, he felt a pair of long arms wrapped around his neck, and he strangled him hard!
The moment Shay was knocked down, he gave Sugar Man a naked twist from behind in a skillful and professional way!
Seeing this, Big Ben, a combat player, immediately pretended to catch the ball and pressed it on Shay and Sugar Man, blocking the referee's sight.
For a moment, the strong suffocation made the sugar man kick his legs.
This terrifying feeling finally cleared his mind and made him realize who he was facing.
In the end, Olowokandi could only frantically beg for mercy with his last strength:
"Shay, Brother Xie, Dad!
I surrender I surrender, let go!
I was a child before and I was blind, so you just treat me as farting!
Let go, I can't do it, I'm going! "
Xie Yi smiled, this sugar man, doesn't he respect the old and love the young~
That is to say, the Lakers can't afford to lose the game now, and Shay can't be suspended.
Otherwise, Shay was high and low enough to put him to sleep.
Before the referee could notice, Shay let go of his arms and got up from the ground.
The sugar man lay on the ground, gasping for breath. For the first time, he felt that he was so close to death.
Although he couldn't make Sugar Man fall asleep, Xie still felt that he had to leave something behind today.
So as not to have a long memory.
So one minute later, when Olowokandi caught the ball at the rim, Shay pounced on Sugar Man like a cheetah that had found its prey and jumped up to block the shot.
Sugar Man panicked when he saw this situation, I already called him Dad, what else do you want! ?
He hurriedly passed the ball away, because Sugar Man felt that Shay was not rushing to block the shot.
Facts have proved that Sugar Man did predict Shay's intentions.
Shay really didn't go to block the cap. When he flew in front of the sugar man, he "unintentionally" raised his leg, and then slid his foot across the sugar man's face!With a move of the dragon swinging its tail, the sugar man fell to the ground covering his face.The reporter at the bottom line saw a few teeth fall out.
The reporters all shook their heads. It seems that Shay's revenge was very violent, whether it was basketball or martial arts.
In this way, when the game ended, Baylor was surprised to find out at the press conference that
I actually harvested a completely different Olowokandi from before!
"Michael, do you think the kick Shay gave you today was intentional?"
"Accident, definitely an accident! How could a noble man like Papa Shay attack me on purpose? Hey, I hope my teeth didn't scratch his sneakers."
"Uh, didn't you say you wanted to be the new overlord of Los Angeles?"
"Don't dare to talk nonsense! There is one and only one king in Los Angeles, and that is the respected Papa Shay!"
A humble, respectful and polite sugar man was born.
Shay's educational effect can be said to be immediate!
After Peyton, another person who had uttered harsh words before was brutally slaughtered by Shay.
He doesn't even let rookies go!
The spring of 1999 was filled with all kinds of bloody revenge stories.
In the second game in April, Shay slaughtered his old rival Bulls with 4 points in a single game, and gave the evaluation of "Tracey is not bad, at least it made me sweat".
In the third game against the Raptors in April, Shay only scored 4 points, but sent 21 assists and grabbed 12 rebounds, leading the team to a big victory with a triple-double.
At that time, Vince Carter of the Raptors was called "half man, half god" for his extremely perverted dunks.When he was warming up before the game, he could completely fly over his teammates to complete the dunk performance without supporting people, which is simply not something that humans can accomplish.
But after the game, Carter, the demigod, smiled and said, "Shay lost his human side, he is the real god!"
So, amidst the wailing and praise, Shay unknowingly led the team to five consecutive victories-the Lakers' longest winning streak this season!
Since Shay's return, the Lakers, who almost lost their pants after losing before, have yet to lose a game!
The team record has also become 13 wins and 21 losses.
lakers seem
Are we really getting closer to the playoffs?
Shay's vengeful series of massacres made the entire league howl.
But then, another guy's news overshadowed the Lakers' five-game winning streak.
Allen Iverson, against the Kings with Kidd, faced Kidd, the best defender at the No. [-] position.
He actually scored 50 points!
50 points in a single game is just the tip of the iceberg of this season's outrageous performance by the No. 96 pick in the [-] draft.
There is no doubt that AI is the leader among young players today.
So, people finally waited until this peerless battle.
December 4, Philadelphia.
The Lakers VS the 76ers who are second in the Eastern Conference.
Old-school scorer Shai VS active scorer Iverson.
The old dominators, against the strongest scoring machine of today.
When the Lakers finally gained momentum, the huge obstacle of the 76ers blocked Shay's way.
Everyone, including Stern, who didn't want to see Shai make it to the playoffs, felt that they had finally grasped a life-saving straw!
The cover of ESPN Magazine on the second day is Iverson, and the headline is also very eye-catching:
"After Shay's return, the Lakers have a high probability of not making the playoffs as long as they lose more than five games. Now, the answer to their first loss is coming!"
Thanks to the autistic patients who love to laugh, book friends 20220804212401229 and other big guys for their rewards, thank you everyone!
(End of this chapter)
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