After changing careers, I became No.1 in basketball

Chapter 379 Chapter 378: It's okay, I will start the 50-point mode

Shay was on fire.

Kobe was on fire.

Even the area around the pillow with the snake's head was completely on fire.

Overnight, countless netizens posted photos of Cos Shay raising the snake's head to celebrate the victory.

Even Hollywood stars got a wave of traffic.

Connery and Keanu Reeves are in the action of Cos Shay raising the snake's head in the "The Day the Earth Stood Still" movie promotional event.

It means that their movies can also slay demons and demons in the cruel Christmas time, and kill a bloody road.

From a certain point of view, Kobe, the spokesperson, has made an indelible contribution to the brand he endorsed!
In the basketball circle, Kobe's 32 irons in a single game, which is very likely to be no one to come, naturally became the talk of fans all over the world.

"The second part of Iron Man recommends removing Downey and letting Kobe act in his true colors! He doesn't need to wear armor to be an Iron Man, which saves a lot of money for special effects!"

"Does Kobe have a basketball system that adds experience points to blacksmithing? His autobiography is called "I Really Just Want to Hit Iron". Shay's autobiography is called "Road to Conquest."

"Shay inspects the quality of rebounds, and Kobe inspects the quality of the basket. The son inherits the father's legacy, and the father is kind and the son is filial!"

"Shay's defense is so good, no wonder he hasn't leaked a single drop, and hasn't leaked an illegitimate child so far. It's okay to defend well, and the fight is still stable. It's so terrifying!"

Not only the fans were shocked by Kobe's performance, but even many players felt that Kobe was really scary.

32 yuan of fine iron was played in a game, and Kidd, a well-known old miner, had to call Kobe Bryant after watching it.

In this battle, Kobe turned himself into an ugly country's strategic material.

After all, one Kobe can support five steel mills!

On the one hand, he was beaten to the basket crookedly, and on the other hand, he was hit 32 times in the whole game.

Shea envied Kobe very much, because his 32 irons were even hotter than his own 42 points.

A good boss who sacrificed himself to become the spokesperson of his banner, Xie Yi is really great!

On TNT's basketball show the next night, Barkley didn't forget to whip the corpse.

After talking about Kobe's shocking performance last night, Barkley took out a poster.

This is a poster of Kobe Bryant’s makeup photo, but the Knicks jersey on his body has been turned into the CBA Shanxi team jersey
"Believe me, Kenny! Although Kobe is extremely miserable in the NBA, if Kobe goes to the CBA, he can still continue to kill the Quartet!
At least getting another MVP is not a problem! "

"No, impossible Charles. I heard that the CBA does not award MVPs to foreign players. So, Kobe should stay in the NBA to get by~"

This cross talk duo won the ratings championship in the sports program at the same time period by virtue of their ruthless work of spoofing Kobe.

Jordan sympathized with Kobe, and was thankful that Barkley hadn't worked on a TV station in the era when he played.

The current situation is that if you dare to lose to Shay, you will be breasted twice.

Shay is responsible for breastfeeding you once on the court, and Barkley will breastfeed you once on the TV after it's over, so you have double the frustration!
It can only be said that Shay and Barkley deserve to be good partners who have won two consecutive championships together.

The power of cooperation is still enormous.

But even being milked like this doesn't change the fact that Kobe is a great player.

Because great players can often force the league to modify the rules.

No, Kobe forced the league to add a new rule after the Christmas game:

"During the intermission of each game in the future, the on-site staff must also check the condition of the basket!"

In the previous NBA, it was all checked before the game.

But Kobe was so stunned that he forced the league to check it during halftime!
His fatal contribution to basketball will be passed down forever!
Kobe wanted to call Jordan to recommend some effective antihypertensive drugs for him. I'll forget about Shay and Flying Pig's Milk. Where is the league president who will come down and prescribe milk in person! ?

Stern are you really human! ?
Stern also had no choice. After all, it was the first time he encountered such a thing as a crooked basket.

In order to ensure the fairness of the game, such a procedure must be added.

In a game with Kobe, you have to check it twice at halftime!
What is the most important thing in life?Upright!

Therefore, in my Stern alliance, you can walk step by step, but the frame must not be crooked!
Kobe's 32 points are always passed on, and Shay's 42 points are not asked.

However, this year's Christmas War really made Shay a nightmare of all ugly again.

That feeling of being ruled by Shay from more than a decade ago is back.

The most direct manifestation is that Shay's name appeared for the first time on the latest MVP ranking list and DPOY ranking list after Christmas!

Before that, although Shay performed well, on these two lists, Shay basically had no sense of presence.

But after the Christmas War, Shay showed that he is still unique.

So in the MVP rankings, Shay ranked fourth after Kobe, Ajan and Paul.

And careful fans have discovered that Shay has defeated all the people in front of Shay!

On the DPOY ranking list, Xie jumped to the second place in the ranking list.Surpassed Ajan and Wade, second only to the defensive and invincible Soul Devourer Warcraft!
Seriously, at least half of the credit goes to Kobe for Shay's rapid rise in the DPOY rankings.

His 32 strikes, the gold content is still rising!
Shay, who was still aging last season, is now at the top of the double list.

There is no doubt that Shay has become a real superstar again this season!
However, the release of this latest ranking naturally caused a lot of criticism.

Some media feel that Shay's ranking is a bit "inflated".

They can't accept that a 38-year-old man can still climb to such a high position by pressing a bunch of young talents from the ugly country.

But Shay didn't care about those voices. Shay was in a good mood after getting rid of Kobe.

And prepare to take advantage of the high morale now and play a wave of winning streak.

You need to be hardworking yourself. When your record is good enough, no one will say you are a vice MVP.

However, it's like God made a joke with Shay.

After the Christmas fight, when Shay was trying to make something happen.

Shay's teammates have all kinds of weird situations one by one.

In the first game after the Christmas game, the Lakers played against the Golden State Warriors.

There is no suspense in this game itself, after all, the Warriors are still in the process of believing at this stage.

The most exciting part of this game is that Randolph had a conflict with Warriors center Biedrins.

Don't look at Biedrins as a white European insider, just think he is as soft and soft as Gasol.

You can't judge a person by its cover, which Garnett learned a decade ago.At the beginning, he just thought that Wang Zhizhi was easy to bully, and it turned out that Wang Zhizhi became famous in the first battle.

Biedrins is an unconventional white European insider. He is not soft at all, but very rough, with a very high tendency to block shots.

Moreover, this guy does not have the delicate skills of traditional European insiders, he is completely a rough guy.He is one of the few players in the league whose free throws are worse than Big Ben!

In the second year of his career, Biedrins made an astonishing 30.6% of his free throws!

This season, his free throw percentage is only 55%.

In short, Biedrins is a reckless player.

In the 4th minute of the second quarter, Randolph turned his back and broke through and jumped directly to attack the frame.

By the time Biedrins rushed back to the basket, it was virtually impossible for him to block the shot.

If this is replaced by a traditional European insider, he will definitely choose to let Randolph layup after weighing the pros and cons.

Because going to stop Randolph at this time will only make him bear unnecessary fouls.

But Biedrins, as a brash man, would not think so much at all.

His desire to block shots has penetrated into his bone marrow. Seeing the players rushing in is like seeing Miss Chabian on a short video, and he can't help but want to do something.

So Biedrins jumped up violently, and directly knocked the big black bear to the ground in the air.

Although the big black bear has been a good man since he came to Los Santos, it doesn't mean that anyone can shit on his head.

With a bad temper, he immediately threw Biedrins down with a bear pounce, pinned Biedrins to the floor, and prepared to have a black bear moment of 9 seconds and 8 punches, paying tribute to Shay and Miller at the same time.

But as soon as Rural O'Neill hit the farmer's three punches, he was pulled away by the players and the referee from both sides in time.

Tribute to failure.

In fact, Randolph should be thankful that he has a good brother, otherwise the old Lakers general Wu Sheng on the Warriors' side would have made gestures with him.

For Xie Yi's sake, Wu Sheng is very peace-loving today.

Of course, this conflict did not affect the outcome of the game.

The strength gap between the two sides is too large. Even without Randolph, the Warriors cannot compete with the Lakers.

Shay scored 34 points and won the game without bloodshed.

Although the game has been won, after the game, the league suspended Randolph for three more games!

Mrs. Landau is stupid, Shay was banned for two games for 8 punches, and I was banned for three games for 3 punches?
This is clearly engaging in shady activities!

The NBA's suspension punishment is flexible, as long as it does not stipulate how many games should be suspended under what circumstances.

What is important is that it can be long or short, and can be retracted freely.

Zero tolerance for violence is also rewarding.

Shai was only suspended for two games because Stern wanted him to play in the Christmas game.

But Randolph's commercial value has not yet reached the point where his absence will affect the ratings of the game.

For this kind of person, Stern must strike out with a heavy fist, to gain the prestige of the president!

Therefore, Randolph was suspended for three games to let him know what "Brotherhood" is.

What Shay can do, you may not be able to do~
The Lakers are so short of a general, but fortunately, after the Warriors, the Lakers' next opponent, the Washington Wizards, is not particularly strong.

Since General Arenas set himself on fire with a gun, the Wizards have been unable to recover.

The example of General Arenas tells us that men should play with guns moderately, otherwise they will really be useless!
It is estimated that even if the general was beaten to death, he would not have imagined that his own ending was already so tragic, and there would be younger generations to follow suit in the future.

Facing the Wizards without a general, the Lakers still easily won the game without Randolph.

Shay scored 33 points and 12 assists, a strong Carry!

But after the game, Shay was still unhappy.

Because Roy sprained his knee in this game!
Although the post-match examination confirmed that it was only a mild sprain, it can be recovered after two or three games of rest, and it will not have much impact on the entire career.

But this is the second starter the Lakers have lost!
And Roy and Randolph are the team's second and third scorers respectively.

It is equivalent to the loss of Shay's right-hand man.

At the press conference after the game, when asked the question "The team will lack two main players, will the next game be very difficult", Shea smiled:

"It's okay, Randolph is not here, I scored 30+ and won the ball. Roy will not be there in the next few games, so I will start the 40-point mode."

The reporters didn't pay much attention to Shay's words, thinking that he was just joking in bitterness.

As a result, in the game between the Lakers and the Trail Blazers on January 1.
"Shay, 43 points in the game! With Randolph and Roy absent from the game, he took the heavy responsibility of scoring and scored 40+ efficiently!

Shay did what he said, he really turned on the 40-point mode! "

At the match scene, Agui had nothing but admiration for Xie Yi.

The Lakers do not have Randolph and Roy, and Shay is equivalent to directly giving the Blazers two hands.In the end, he still won!

Shay is indeed the idol I learned to imitate since I was a child!
Shay: I'll give you 100 yuan, will you be a fan of Jordan?
Shay's victory today has a high gold content, not only because he said that if he gets 40+, he will get 40+.

It's because the Blazers also performed very well today!
Without Randolph at the top four, the young Aldridge blasted the old O'Neal into scum.

And Adelaide felt very good today, the audience was 15 out of 11, and only lost 4!
Agui was also very accurate today, the trick of letting go and not letting go was not easy for him today.

Kameko scored 23 points, 10 assists and 11 rebounds. He scored a triple-double for the first time in his career, and he has already begun to smell like a sewer.

The Blazers' two arrow figures exploded, once leading the Lakers by 7 points.

But Shay relied on his 43 points in a single game to abruptly beat the upset round back.

In order to get a higher draft pick this summer, Shay has long made up his mind: see the Blazers play one game at a time!
So, it's not that Agui and Ade are not good enough.

It's Shay whose strength is really high.

Shay undoubtedly told the world with practical actions today, why he can still be at the top of the MVP list at the age of 38!

Adelaide also looked helpless after the game. The 38-year-old Shay is like this, so the 28-year-old can't take off?
Glider: No, Shay of 28 is crashing you.

After this game, the Lakers have won five consecutive victories!

With a record of 25 wins and 7 losses, the chasers behind him are beyond the reach.

Now, Randolph has one more game to lift the title.

Roy also recovered a little faster than expected, and it is estimated that he only needs one more rest to come back.

Seeing that everything is going back to normal, the result
On the training ground the next day, Gerald Wallace was surrounded by his teammates.

Because his right eye turned blood red, like a rabbit's eye.

Xie Yi even joked that Ah Miao is about to open Sharingan, so please stay away from him.

As a result, the team doctor Vitti saw that Ah Miao had conjunctivitis.

The reason is that Ah Meow sat on the sofa after returning home yesterday and felt that bugs flew into his eyes, so he rubbed his eyes frantically.Then when I woke up today, I started writing Sharingan
Because his eyes are very photophobic now, and he is crying almost all the time, it is impossible for him to play in a stadium full of bright lights.

After all, not everyone is like Hu, who can walk through Yang without eyes.

Therefore, Ah Meow's truce was two or three games.

Shay was dumbfounded at the time, wasn't he?One less person! ?
It's too ridiculous to be injured because of rubbing your eyes!

But think about it carefully. Are there still few nonsense injuries in the NBA?
Sir Flying Pig was still being laughed at by Kenny Smith when he rubbed his eyes after applying hand cream and burned his cornea.

There is also the 2012 playoffs in the original history. The Knicks with Anthony and Stoudemire were suppressed by the Heat for almost the entire series.

So after a game, Stoudemire's accumulated dissatisfaction and aggrieved emotions in the game completely exploded. He punched the fire extinguisher in the player tunnel, but his hand was scratched by the glass covering the fire extinguisher, and the remaining Missed all the next series
And Ross forgot to put his fruit-cutting knife on the bed, and fell down unprepared, cutting his hand and causing stitches.

The madman got angry and beat someone, and he hit the wall crookedly, resulting in a broken palm.

And, when Landry went out to buy a late-night snack, someone rushed up to him and shot him twice in the leg.In the end, it was discovered that the other party was seeking revenge and admitting to the wrong person.
All kinds of strange injuries in the NBA are more than tactical tricks!

Although Ah Miao's strange injury will heal soon, but in the next game, Xie Yi will lose even a leg without his right hand and right arm!

It's still that tall and hard thigh!

Online, fans are also teasing the Lakers about their recent bad luck.

Many Chinese fans said that Shay should find a Feng Shui master from China to visit Staples.

But Shay is not thinking about Feng Shui now, because in the next game, the Lakers' opponents will not be as easy to deal with as the Trail Blazers, Wizards and Warriors.

In the case of losing three starters, Shay will face the next game against the Holy City Spurs who eliminated the Lakers in the playoffs last season!
Of course, Shay really wants to win the Spurs. Although the Spurs do not have members of the Dream Eight, the Spurs are the third team in history to beat Shay in the playoffs.

And after the Spurs won the series last season, Popovich was still very arrogant:
"Shay said before that there was no team in the league that interested him, so he didn't come back. But looking at it now, maybe he dare not come back? Facts have proved that he can't beat the Spurs.

You all said that Shay once performed a black eight miracle on the head of the Spurs, and now he can also perform a black seven miracle.

But look who's the winner now, Shay can't do any miracles anymore! "

Although the old thief said this in a joking tone at the time, Shay didn't think he was joking.

As the coach who was abused by Shay in the 90s, and as the background board for Shay's first black eight miracle, Popovich doesn't like Shay. This has never been a secret.

In Popovich's view, if it weren't for Shay, the Spurs might have won the championship in 99!
Therefore, after winning the Lakers in the playoffs last season, Popovich can be said to have relieved the hatred in his heart for many years, and couldn't help but mocked Shay.

Shea doesn't want to lose to Popovich again, and doesn't want to see his smug face again.

If you lose to the Spurs again, God knows how disgusting Popovich will be.

Lakers fans don't want to see the Spurs riding on the team's head again.

So, at the end of the training that day, when the reporters learned that Roy, Randolph and Meow would all be absent for the next game, they all asked Shay nervously:

"Tomorrow's game against the Spurs"

Shay is still as confident as before, smiling slightly:
"Well, it seems... I only have to turn on the 50+ mode!"

The last time Shay said he was going to start the 40-point mode, no one took it seriously.

He didn't realize how scared he was until he was beaten up by Shay.

And this time, no one would think Shay was joking anymore.

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