After changing careers, I became No.1 in basketball
Chapter 398 Chapter 397: Paul's 5 and 8 world is born
Chapter 398 Chapter 397: Paul's 5 and 8 world is born
Every superstar must have at least one playoff masterpiece.
For example, in the Eastern Conference semifinals in 01, Kobe blasted 48+16 and led his team to advance after he graduated with six fouls.
比如,邓肯03年总决赛对阵尼克斯的G6,面对奥尼尔送出37分16个篮板2个盖帽的数据,且命中率高达64%。
For example, in the original history, Wade descended from the gods in 06, and James defeated the eye of death on Tianwang Mountain in 12 years.
As for Shay, he has too many masterpieces in the playoffs.
A single game of 70+ in the finals alone is enough to make Shay's name go down in history.Always be on the ceiling of the "explosive show in the playoffs".
And today, another man who will go down in history with Shay and occupy the ceiling together was born.
In modern basketball rules, he lost 58 points in a single game and scored a quasi triple-double of 6+6+10.
Today's battle has undoubtedly become a masterpiece of Paul's career!
Ten or 20 years later, people may not remember Shay's record 7 playoff 50+ times, or how many rounds of the series Shay averaged 40+ games.
But people will definitely remember that in the summer of 2009, Chris Paul, who was 5 and 8 capable, created a crazy record that is difficult for future generations to match!
Although the game is over, the most exciting day in the history of the NBA playoffs is not over yet.
The press conference after the game, you don't need to think about how lively it is.
At the press conference of the Hornets, the reporters squeezed directly outside the gate, and those who came to laugh at Paul broke through the threshold.
Paul, who was psychologically traumatized, naturally did not attend the press conference in person. He is already dead enough today, and he doesn't want to humiliate himself again.
But Hornets coach Byron Scott was not so lucky. He had to face all the media in the world and be publicly executed!
He had to be breast-fed in front of the camera like an art-house actress.
As soon as Byron Scott walked into the press conference, the crowd of reporters below rushed to raise their hands to ask questions.
To be honest, Byron Scott had never encountered such a scene before.
Even the night the Hornets won 66 wins, they didn't see so many reporters coming to interview.
As a result, they lost 58 points today, but the scene was packed with people.
It can only be said that people all over the world are watching the excitement and it is no big deal!
66 wins and such a thing, how can there be 58 points to lose?
Watching liveliness is like watching beauties and handsome guys, it is something engraved in human DNA.
Byron Scott tried hard to calm himself down, but the first question asked by the first reporter made Byron Scott almost fall off his chair:
"Coach, can you tell us what it's like to celebrate in the void before the game? When you celebrated before the game, did you think that you would lose so badly today? By the way, the video of the early celebration has gone viral on the Internet, and the Hornets are out of the circle!"
Good guy, Byron Scott called him a good guy.
This is really which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!
Today, it wasn't just a 58-point loss that humiliated the Hornets.
Before the game, they celebrated wildly in advance, but now they ended up like this.The combination of celebrating in advance and losing 58 points is the real embarrassment!
Opening champagne at halftime has only two outcomes.
Either pretend to be a big wave, or lose people.
Unfortunately, what the Hornets encountered today was the worst result.
Celebrated Paul's MVP in advance, but Paul lost the MVP.
Not to mention losing the MVP, but also being abused for 58 points.
Mainly... all of this is a hole dug by Byron Scott himself.
He originally thought that giving Paul an internal MVP award ceremony would greatly boost team morale.
It's always good to boost morale before a big battle.
Before doing the kind of thing you love to do, you have to flirt with it and increase your hardness a little bit first.
Before such a critical game, Byron Scott must also let the players harden up first?
So, he organized such a pre-match celebration in advance.
But this is not the most deadly, if the Hornets just congratulate Paul in advance internally, there is nothing wrong with it.If it's just an internal celebration, even if the car overturns, the outside world will not know.
The worst thing is that Byron Scott made an exception today and let reporters into the locker room to film the celebration process!
Originally, I wanted to use the hands of reporters to show off the Hornets' good team atmosphere and show off Paul's MVP.
As a result, now, this has become the beginning of all shame!
Now the whole world is treating that video as a joke.The whole world knows that they celebrated in advance before the game, but they overturned so completely.
The players of the Hornets are also convinced, coach, you have done a good job, don't do it again next time!
The Hornets lost 58 points today, and Byron Scott is not really responsible.
Not to mention his tactics and arrangements are exquisite, but at least he didn't make any mistakes.
But the Hornets are so shameful after losing 58 points, Byron Scott must be responsible for at least 58%!
If he hadn't made such an advance celebration ceremony publicly before the game, the Hornets would not be so embarrassed now.
So this first question about celebrating in advance made Byron Scott suffer from embarrassing cancer.
And the second question is to force Byron Scott to replace Paul and apologize to Shay!
After the second reporter stood up, he praised Shay fiercely:
"Obviously, Shai can not only discount Paul's orbital bone, but also discount Paul's star quality.
In this game, Chris had no resistance at all when facing Shay.
Before the game, Paul had been provoking Shai, but now he ended up like this.
Coach, do you think Paul is qualified to challenge Shai? "
Byron Scott lowered his head: "Chris was a little arrogant before the game, but it's normal for young people. But I think this lesson should make him realize his mistakes!"
The Hornets are so shameful today, and Byron Scott accounts for 58% of the responsibility.
And the other 58% of the responsibility should undoubtedly be allocated to Paul!
So what are you laughing at?Adding the Hornets together today, the shame level is as high as 116%. There is nothing wrong with it, because the shame level has directly exploded!
Before the game, if Paul hadn't provoked Shay so rampantly again and again, he wouldn't be so dead now.
If Paul said humbly before the game that "it is my honor to compete with the god of basketball", then Paul will definitely not be besieged now.
But his attitude before the game was "Shay is a fool in front of me".
I'm sorry, I was so crazy before the game, but now I lost so badly.Invisibly, the degree of shame is directly doubled!
Paul + Byron Scott, one speaks loudly before the game, and the other opens champagne before the game.
This pair of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks dug a three-meter hole for themselves. After digging, they found that they couldn't climb up!
Next, one embarrassing question after another continued, and Byron Scott was tortured mentally.
But do you think that Paul, who was hiding, really escaped?
Wake up, in the Internet age, you have nowhere to escape!
On major video sites, Paul's expression when the team trailed by 58 points began to be praised wildly.
Some sand sculpture netizens even turned Paul's expression into laughing at that time, and then posted it on the Internet.As a result, this kind of video also exploded.
Whether it is Ugly Country or China, if you open any search engine, there must be a line in the top three of the search popularity list: Paul, 58.
Today, those entertainment stars who spend money on trending searches are all dumbfounded.
Because this hot search is really impossible to buy!
No matter how you buy it, Paul firmly occupies the top three positions in the hot search, and no matter how much money you spend, it will not work.
Of course, the real job has to be Chinese fans.
The thing happened in the morning, and by the afternoon, 58 literature had already been circulated on the Chinese Internet:
"Paul is No. 3, so now he is officially named 358 Tuan Tuan Up."
"58 Tongcheng, don't let the historical records pass you by. To find the records, go to 58 Tongcheng."
"I mean, why did Paul renew his contract with the Hornets so quickly with a maximum salary in advance, so he still needs to be 58 to find a job."
"The top 5 active point guards with 8 abilities played his career famous work in the Western Conference Finals!"
"A lot of people ask me what Paul's nickname is in the NBA, 5 of them know but I can say 8 of them."
In addition, various P-pictures about 58 also began to run amok.
And one of the hottest ones is undoubtedly the photo of Chamberlain giving 100 to P Cheng Paul for 58.Sometimes you have to feel that artists are really among the people.Each of these sand sculpture P pictures has a high artistic content!
This has to be put aside in the 90s, who was slaughtered by Shay for 58 points in the playoffs.
At most, it's just a few words from newspapers and TV news, and after a week, basically no one will mention it.
But in this Internet age, Paul's 58 memes will be constantly updated, and will continue to be teased.
Even if he retires one day, his 58 stems will continue to roam the world.
It's like my basketball brother Ji, even after five Kun years, you can still see legends about him in novels, animations, short videos, games and other media.
Paul has really caught up with a good time, as long as he thinks, ah no, whether he wants to or not, he can be popular for a lifetime!
Xie Yi really, Chinese fans cried to death.He won an MVP that will not be remembered forever, but gave Paul the great honor of 58 points in a single game.
This kind of self-sacrificing spirit should be learned all over the Internet!
In this way, although Paul did not participate in the press conference.
But on the Internet, he has been sucked thousands of times.
hide?There is no way to hide!
Fans all over the world are crazy about him. Tomorrow at noon on the campus, countless students will say such rubbish words when they play: "You play like Paul".
Of course, not only fans, NBA players also reacted greatly to this incident.
O'Neill was extremely excited. Paul came from behind with 58 points, and he lost 47 points to Shea in the regular season. It seems that it is not worth mentioning at all!
Ah Hua also discovered that he was really strong back then!Even he is far behind the record of 58 points!
Even Adu played a few trumpets and played Shay madly on the Internet.
Because once the 58 points came out, it seemed that Shay scored 50 points on Adu before it didn't seem to be a big deal.
Surround the cannon to save Du!
Paul became a veritable superstar whose fame spread across the globe overnight.
After Shay got home, he brushed all kinds of 58 memes on the computer and laughed until 2:58 in the morning before going to bed.
What else can Shay say?In both time and space, Paul couldn't get past the number 58.
It can only be said that some things are destined.
Seeing Paul lose so badly, Shay was very satisfied!
Let you be so rampant and talk so much before the game.
Now, you know what happens when you annoy the basketball gods!
The next day, Paul's heat didn't drop at all.
When Yao Ming was interviewed before entering the arena today, the reporter asked him what he had for dinner. Yao Ming replied with a smile: "58 beans!"
On the opposite side, Nick Scobe is also playing this meme: "Maybe I will take 58 shots today?"
These two answers made the reporters laugh out loud.
Paul was sitting at home, going crazy.
Are you enough?
People who have nothing to do with me are playing this nonsense, it's too much!
Finally, at night, someone finally stood up and spoke for Paul.
In TNT's show, when Kenny Smith laughed so hard because of various 58 stalks.
Barkley looked serious: "Is it funny?"
Barkley's sudden question made Kenny Smith unable to deal with it.
Not the most unscrupulous Barkley on weekdays, why is he so serious today?
Seeing that Kenny Smith stopped laughing, Barkley began to speak seriously:
"Every player goes through a down period.
When Michael Jordan couldn't beat the Pistons to death.
When Drexler was defended by Shay and scored 0 points in a single game.
When O'Neill was shaved every year.
When Reggie Miller was blocked by Shay and became invisible in a single quarter.
No matter how great a player is, he will experience low points.
Instead of making fun of players who are in their slumps, we should encourage and tolerate them.
Besides, the trough period does not define the height of a player's career.
When Jordan was eliminated by the Pistons year after year, who would have thought that he would become the third player in history after me?
When Drexler was brutally abused by Shay, who would have thought that his current historical status would soar?
When O'Neal was shaved every year, no one could have imagined that he would win the only two consecutive championships in the 21st century.
Although Reggie Miller lost to Shay, he is still praised and considered the best shooter in history.
So stop laughing at Paul!
His future achievements may smash your faces! "
What Barkley said made Kenny Smith feel a little guilty.
Did I just laugh too loudly?It seems a little unkind.
Wait a minute, isn't your Fliggy on Shay's side?Why do you suddenly sympathize with Paul?
And when did your pattern become so high?There's always something wrong with you.
Something was really wrong. After talking about a lot of truths in a serious manner, Barkley immediately changed the subject:
"Someone of my caliber wouldn't laugh at Paul.
Because I firmly believe that his record of 58 points will become a classic that can never be broken.
I firmly believe that he can become the top eight superstars in the NBA like the fifth superstar O'Neal.
I also believe that as long as Paul persists in shooting for 58 consecutive days, he will definitely be able to score double digits on Shay.
I believe that 58 years later, people will still remember Paul's legendary 58-point performance! "
Good guy, Kenny Smith called him a good guy.
He knew that Barkley was not human at all!
Such a righteous breast is more than a direct laugh!
At home, Paul almost didn't want to fly to give Barkley a punch.
When Barkley defended him just now, Paul's tears were hanging from the corners of his eyes.
It turned out that Barkley just milked himself in a different way!
Angrily, Paul turned off the TV, did not dare to use the computer or look at the mobile phone, and even threw out all the newspapers.
A day ago, he was still fantasizing about his wonderful life after becoming the MVP.
But now, he's just a number!
And all because he angered Shay
A thousand mistakes, and the only mistake was that he shouldn't be in front of Shay.
Compete with Shay?Paul smiled wryly, because he was too naive.
The 58 battle directly broke Paul's mentality.
Now he has absolutely no idea that "I must make Xie Yi pay with blood".
Because he knew very well that the harder he resisted, the harder Shay hit him.
So. just go with the flow.
And just like that, the series continued.
In the second game between the Hornets and the Lakers, the game finally had some suspense.
After all, the Hornets now know that Shai will defend Paul.
So, everyone else is ready to carry the team.
McGrady and David West carried the team on their shoulders in this game.
McGrady scored 32 points and dreamed of returning to the top again.
Gerald Wallace has tried his best to defend, and he has stuck many balls to his face to interfere.
But McGrady can get in!
Moreover, McGrady's goals today did not have any complicated moves.
He's either catch-and-shoot or a straight-up pull-up off the dribble.
In the 4th minute of the third quarter, McGrady first held the ball with one hand when facing Ah Miao's defense, and then accelerated the breakthrough.After taking a step, he immediately turned around and hit a jumper.This is already McGrady's most complicated attack today.
McGrady's dry pull, once it feels good, can indeed be ignored.
In addition, David West is also working hard to drag the team back on track.
With Paul continued to be locked, David West, as a fourth position, sent 8 assists!
David West, just like Noah, is a master of hidden support.
He has repeatedly dealt cards in high positions today, assisting teammates who cut in to easily attack the frame.
It is a nightmare for the defensive side that West's fourth position can deal cards.
Because West can make a mid-range shot, one of the opponent's insiders must be pulled out.
This will undoubtedly make it easier for teammates to cut in, and it will also make it easier for the fifth-position partner to play.
McGrady scored 32 points, and David West scored 21 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists at the GOAT level.
This is why the Hornets were able to win 66 games without Paul having eye surgery.
This is why Paul was blown away by Billups, but the Hornets can still pass the Nuggets.
but.
Relying on them, the Hornets can't beat the Lakers!
For the Lakers, Shay scored a double-double with 28 points and 13 assists.
When Shay hits 20+10 data, it means that the entire Lakers team is blown.
Roy had 22 points, Randolph had 19 points, and Ah Meow had 16 points.
Nick Young, known as "Garbage Time Shay", scored another 58 points today after the 13 tragedy.
Tracy McGrady and David West simply cannot support each other.
No way, who made their master completely invisible?
Paul continued to score in double figures today, only scoring 9 points and 5 assists.
Now you know why Hornets owner George Sheen wants to sell the team, right?Because the top-salary players he signed were only at the level of role players!
He originally thought that the Hornets could continue to win the championship this year, so he renewed Paul's contract with the maximum salary in advance to stabilize the morale of the army.
But looking at it now, he wants to call the police!
The old capitalist was brutally educated by Paul!
And what George Xin never imagined was that this crappy team would not be sold in the future, no one would take it over, and it could only be entrusted to the league temporarily.
In this history, it is estimated that it will be more difficult to sell.
Chris Paul, killer of corrupt capitalism!
Paul stretched his hips, and no matter how hard the others worked, it was useless.
After all, for a car, no matter how big and beautiful your headlights are, no matter how new your tires are.Without an engine, it's just a pile of scrap metal.
In the end, the Lakers beat the Hornets 111-99 at home!
Although the score difference of 12 points today is much more respectable than 58 points, it is like the food in the intestines.
It's not shit, but it stinks enough.
2 to 0, the Lakers beat the Hornets by 70 points in two games.Moreover, the first two games were played at home by the Hornets.
Decades later, when fans see this data, the CPU will be burned dry.
Are you sure this is the Western Conference Finals?Isn't it the first in the West to beat the last in the West?
The last king in the Western Conference this year has something to say: To be honest, it is basically impossible for us to lose 58 points to the Lakers!
After losing all two Hornets at home, morale has been completely exhausted.
If we talk about the second game, McGrady, David West and others are still fantasizing about being able to fight for victory on their own.
Then after the second game, they were really completely desperate.
After arriving at the scene at the Staples Center, they were even more desperate.
Because today, all the Lakers fans in the audience are uniformly wearing yellow T-shirts. The number "58" is printed neatly on the T-shirts.
At the scene, Eminem, the lifelong spokesperson of the Shay brand and the only ugly rapper reported by CCTV, sang his new song that had never been released before the game: "58".
That's right, this song was written by Eminem in 58 minutes under the commission of Shay.
The magician couldn't help but tease: "See you at the '58 Grammys'!"
Paul wanted Rashay to go to the tunnel and have a one-on-one man-to-man conversation.
At that time, he will definitely stand on the bench, grab Shay by the collar, and tell Shay loudly:
"There were a lot of people outside just now. It was my younger brother before!"
Then immediately kneel down.
Really, if the milk continues, Paul feels like he is really going to be Drexler!
Paul thought that he was still on the stage of "becoming a Hua", but in fact, he had already reached the stage of "not as good as a Hua".
The morale of the Hornets was already very low. Before the game, the Lakers were still doing so much work at home, and the Hornets' mentality would collapse.
So in the third game of the series in Los Angeles, the Hornets had no one to stand up.
The last game seemed to have drained all of McGrady's strength, and today he only scored 40 points with less than 16% shooting.
David. West 15 points and 5 assists but 5 turnovers.
Paul finally scored in double figures today, but the data of 13 points and 7 assists is still far from his performance in the regular season.
Just before the start of this game, the NBA officially announced the list of the best teams of the year.
The team of five is Shay, Kobe, Nowitzki, James and Dayao.
Paul, as the third MVP candidate, actually only fell into the second team.
But in this regard, no fans complained for him anymore.
No, this game proved again that he is really only worthy of the second team.
Even compared with another second-team guard, Wade, the scoring leader this season, he is slightly insufficient.
In the end, the Lakers continued to beat the Hornets 108 to 86 and successfully won the first game at home.
Before the series started, Paul was looking forward to playing the Western Conference Finals with the Lakers.
Because it can step on Shay to the top.
But now, how much he wishes this round of the series never existed.
Because without this round of the series, he can still pretend to be a player similar to Shai.
But after this round of the series, in the words of the magician: "Chris caused Shay even more trouble than Durant. The two of them are completely two-level players!"
With a total score of 3 to 0, everything has been concluded.
Chris Paul and his 66-win Hornets, that's it!
Sure enough, the Hornets basically gave up resistance in the fourth game, and were slaughtered by the Lakers for another 23 points.
The Hornets were not only swept by the Lakers 4-0, but also created the record for the largest average point difference in the Western Conference Finals in NBA history-28.7 points!
This data is unbelievable. The average loss is almost 30 points per game, which means that the strength gap between the two sides is very large.
But... this is the Western Conference Finals again!
If there is a big difference in strength, how did the two teams meet in the Western Conference Finals?
It is known that the Lakers must have no problem, and the problem lies with the Hornets.
For a while, Paul's Hornets were called "the weakest Western Conference Finals team in history" by fans.
Shay was so envious. With such a difference in the series, the fans didn't say that the Lakers were the strongest team in the Western Conference Finals, but that the Hornets were the weakest Western Conference Finals team in history.
Who made Shay not have as much traffic as Paul?Fans now think about issues centered on Paul.
After the fourth game, Paul finally attended the press conference for the first time.
At the press conference, he looked at the reporters with desperate eyes and muttered: "We have tried our best, but Shay's extraordinary powers can compete."
The arrogant Paul finally lowered his head in front of Shay!
Ever since, the Lakers reached the NBA Finals again after 12 years with an unexpected record of 0 wins and 10 losses in the playoffs!
Coming out of the West without a single defeat, the Lakers have a chilling record.
At the beginning of the season, people thought that Shai would be reduced to a laughing stock.
But now, Shay has made the whole world a laughing stock!
Such a dazzling performance also made "Sports Illustrated" use Shai as the cover character on the second day after the Western Conference Finals.
Then it was accompanied by a golden title:
"The time has come when I will bring fear to the world - basketball Jesus, Shay."
"Sports Illustrated" officially admitted that Shay has returned to the throne!
Shay doesn't think so, however.
Although Durant was abused by 50 points in the first round, and the enemy was beaten 4-0 in the second round, Paul's name went down in history in the third round.With three 4 to 0, everyone's face was swollen.
But that wasn't quite the success, and now, Shay has to get his crown back!
Revenge on the youngsters is just the last step!
Thanks to Zuiwo Wushanyun and other big guys for their rewards, thank you everyone!
(End of this chapter)
Every superstar must have at least one playoff masterpiece.
For example, in the Eastern Conference semifinals in 01, Kobe blasted 48+16 and led his team to advance after he graduated with six fouls.
比如,邓肯03年总决赛对阵尼克斯的G6,面对奥尼尔送出37分16个篮板2个盖帽的数据,且命中率高达64%。
For example, in the original history, Wade descended from the gods in 06, and James defeated the eye of death on Tianwang Mountain in 12 years.
As for Shay, he has too many masterpieces in the playoffs.
A single game of 70+ in the finals alone is enough to make Shay's name go down in history.Always be on the ceiling of the "explosive show in the playoffs".
And today, another man who will go down in history with Shay and occupy the ceiling together was born.
In modern basketball rules, he lost 58 points in a single game and scored a quasi triple-double of 6+6+10.
Today's battle has undoubtedly become a masterpiece of Paul's career!
Ten or 20 years later, people may not remember Shay's record 7 playoff 50+ times, or how many rounds of the series Shay averaged 40+ games.
But people will definitely remember that in the summer of 2009, Chris Paul, who was 5 and 8 capable, created a crazy record that is difficult for future generations to match!
Although the game is over, the most exciting day in the history of the NBA playoffs is not over yet.
The press conference after the game, you don't need to think about how lively it is.
At the press conference of the Hornets, the reporters squeezed directly outside the gate, and those who came to laugh at Paul broke through the threshold.
Paul, who was psychologically traumatized, naturally did not attend the press conference in person. He is already dead enough today, and he doesn't want to humiliate himself again.
But Hornets coach Byron Scott was not so lucky. He had to face all the media in the world and be publicly executed!
He had to be breast-fed in front of the camera like an art-house actress.
As soon as Byron Scott walked into the press conference, the crowd of reporters below rushed to raise their hands to ask questions.
To be honest, Byron Scott had never encountered such a scene before.
Even the night the Hornets won 66 wins, they didn't see so many reporters coming to interview.
As a result, they lost 58 points today, but the scene was packed with people.
It can only be said that people all over the world are watching the excitement and it is no big deal!
66 wins and such a thing, how can there be 58 points to lose?
Watching liveliness is like watching beauties and handsome guys, it is something engraved in human DNA.
Byron Scott tried hard to calm himself down, but the first question asked by the first reporter made Byron Scott almost fall off his chair:
"Coach, can you tell us what it's like to celebrate in the void before the game? When you celebrated before the game, did you think that you would lose so badly today? By the way, the video of the early celebration has gone viral on the Internet, and the Hornets are out of the circle!"
Good guy, Byron Scott called him a good guy.
This is really which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!
Today, it wasn't just a 58-point loss that humiliated the Hornets.
Before the game, they celebrated wildly in advance, but now they ended up like this.The combination of celebrating in advance and losing 58 points is the real embarrassment!
Opening champagne at halftime has only two outcomes.
Either pretend to be a big wave, or lose people.
Unfortunately, what the Hornets encountered today was the worst result.
Celebrated Paul's MVP in advance, but Paul lost the MVP.
Not to mention losing the MVP, but also being abused for 58 points.
Mainly... all of this is a hole dug by Byron Scott himself.
He originally thought that giving Paul an internal MVP award ceremony would greatly boost team morale.
It's always good to boost morale before a big battle.
Before doing the kind of thing you love to do, you have to flirt with it and increase your hardness a little bit first.
Before such a critical game, Byron Scott must also let the players harden up first?
So, he organized such a pre-match celebration in advance.
But this is not the most deadly, if the Hornets just congratulate Paul in advance internally, there is nothing wrong with it.If it's just an internal celebration, even if the car overturns, the outside world will not know.
The worst thing is that Byron Scott made an exception today and let reporters into the locker room to film the celebration process!
Originally, I wanted to use the hands of reporters to show off the Hornets' good team atmosphere and show off Paul's MVP.
As a result, now, this has become the beginning of all shame!
Now the whole world is treating that video as a joke.The whole world knows that they celebrated in advance before the game, but they overturned so completely.
The players of the Hornets are also convinced, coach, you have done a good job, don't do it again next time!
The Hornets lost 58 points today, and Byron Scott is not really responsible.
Not to mention his tactics and arrangements are exquisite, but at least he didn't make any mistakes.
But the Hornets are so shameful after losing 58 points, Byron Scott must be responsible for at least 58%!
If he hadn't made such an advance celebration ceremony publicly before the game, the Hornets would not be so embarrassed now.
So this first question about celebrating in advance made Byron Scott suffer from embarrassing cancer.
And the second question is to force Byron Scott to replace Paul and apologize to Shay!
After the second reporter stood up, he praised Shay fiercely:
"Obviously, Shai can not only discount Paul's orbital bone, but also discount Paul's star quality.
In this game, Chris had no resistance at all when facing Shay.
Before the game, Paul had been provoking Shai, but now he ended up like this.
Coach, do you think Paul is qualified to challenge Shai? "
Byron Scott lowered his head: "Chris was a little arrogant before the game, but it's normal for young people. But I think this lesson should make him realize his mistakes!"
The Hornets are so shameful today, and Byron Scott accounts for 58% of the responsibility.
And the other 58% of the responsibility should undoubtedly be allocated to Paul!
So what are you laughing at?Adding the Hornets together today, the shame level is as high as 116%. There is nothing wrong with it, because the shame level has directly exploded!
Before the game, if Paul hadn't provoked Shay so rampantly again and again, he wouldn't be so dead now.
If Paul said humbly before the game that "it is my honor to compete with the god of basketball", then Paul will definitely not be besieged now.
But his attitude before the game was "Shay is a fool in front of me".
I'm sorry, I was so crazy before the game, but now I lost so badly.Invisibly, the degree of shame is directly doubled!
Paul + Byron Scott, one speaks loudly before the game, and the other opens champagne before the game.
This pair of crouching dragon and phoenix chicks dug a three-meter hole for themselves. After digging, they found that they couldn't climb up!
Next, one embarrassing question after another continued, and Byron Scott was tortured mentally.
But do you think that Paul, who was hiding, really escaped?
Wake up, in the Internet age, you have nowhere to escape!
On major video sites, Paul's expression when the team trailed by 58 points began to be praised wildly.
Some sand sculpture netizens even turned Paul's expression into laughing at that time, and then posted it on the Internet.As a result, this kind of video also exploded.
Whether it is Ugly Country or China, if you open any search engine, there must be a line in the top three of the search popularity list: Paul, 58.
Today, those entertainment stars who spend money on trending searches are all dumbfounded.
Because this hot search is really impossible to buy!
No matter how you buy it, Paul firmly occupies the top three positions in the hot search, and no matter how much money you spend, it will not work.
Of course, the real job has to be Chinese fans.
The thing happened in the morning, and by the afternoon, 58 literature had already been circulated on the Chinese Internet:
"Paul is No. 3, so now he is officially named 358 Tuan Tuan Up."
"58 Tongcheng, don't let the historical records pass you by. To find the records, go to 58 Tongcheng."
"I mean, why did Paul renew his contract with the Hornets so quickly with a maximum salary in advance, so he still needs to be 58 to find a job."
"The top 5 active point guards with 8 abilities played his career famous work in the Western Conference Finals!"
"A lot of people ask me what Paul's nickname is in the NBA, 5 of them know but I can say 8 of them."
In addition, various P-pictures about 58 also began to run amok.
And one of the hottest ones is undoubtedly the photo of Chamberlain giving 100 to P Cheng Paul for 58.Sometimes you have to feel that artists are really among the people.Each of these sand sculpture P pictures has a high artistic content!
This has to be put aside in the 90s, who was slaughtered by Shay for 58 points in the playoffs.
At most, it's just a few words from newspapers and TV news, and after a week, basically no one will mention it.
But in this Internet age, Paul's 58 memes will be constantly updated, and will continue to be teased.
Even if he retires one day, his 58 stems will continue to roam the world.
It's like my basketball brother Ji, even after five Kun years, you can still see legends about him in novels, animations, short videos, games and other media.
Paul has really caught up with a good time, as long as he thinks, ah no, whether he wants to or not, he can be popular for a lifetime!
Xie Yi really, Chinese fans cried to death.He won an MVP that will not be remembered forever, but gave Paul the great honor of 58 points in a single game.
This kind of self-sacrificing spirit should be learned all over the Internet!
In this way, although Paul did not participate in the press conference.
But on the Internet, he has been sucked thousands of times.
hide?There is no way to hide!
Fans all over the world are crazy about him. Tomorrow at noon on the campus, countless students will say such rubbish words when they play: "You play like Paul".
Of course, not only fans, NBA players also reacted greatly to this incident.
O'Neill was extremely excited. Paul came from behind with 58 points, and he lost 47 points to Shea in the regular season. It seems that it is not worth mentioning at all!
Ah Hua also discovered that he was really strong back then!Even he is far behind the record of 58 points!
Even Adu played a few trumpets and played Shay madly on the Internet.
Because once the 58 points came out, it seemed that Shay scored 50 points on Adu before it didn't seem to be a big deal.
Surround the cannon to save Du!
Paul became a veritable superstar whose fame spread across the globe overnight.
After Shay got home, he brushed all kinds of 58 memes on the computer and laughed until 2:58 in the morning before going to bed.
What else can Shay say?In both time and space, Paul couldn't get past the number 58.
It can only be said that some things are destined.
Seeing Paul lose so badly, Shay was very satisfied!
Let you be so rampant and talk so much before the game.
Now, you know what happens when you annoy the basketball gods!
The next day, Paul's heat didn't drop at all.
When Yao Ming was interviewed before entering the arena today, the reporter asked him what he had for dinner. Yao Ming replied with a smile: "58 beans!"
On the opposite side, Nick Scobe is also playing this meme: "Maybe I will take 58 shots today?"
These two answers made the reporters laugh out loud.
Paul was sitting at home, going crazy.
Are you enough?
People who have nothing to do with me are playing this nonsense, it's too much!
Finally, at night, someone finally stood up and spoke for Paul.
In TNT's show, when Kenny Smith laughed so hard because of various 58 stalks.
Barkley looked serious: "Is it funny?"
Barkley's sudden question made Kenny Smith unable to deal with it.
Not the most unscrupulous Barkley on weekdays, why is he so serious today?
Seeing that Kenny Smith stopped laughing, Barkley began to speak seriously:
"Every player goes through a down period.
When Michael Jordan couldn't beat the Pistons to death.
When Drexler was defended by Shay and scored 0 points in a single game.
When O'Neill was shaved every year.
When Reggie Miller was blocked by Shay and became invisible in a single quarter.
No matter how great a player is, he will experience low points.
Instead of making fun of players who are in their slumps, we should encourage and tolerate them.
Besides, the trough period does not define the height of a player's career.
When Jordan was eliminated by the Pistons year after year, who would have thought that he would become the third player in history after me?
When Drexler was brutally abused by Shay, who would have thought that his current historical status would soar?
When O'Neal was shaved every year, no one could have imagined that he would win the only two consecutive championships in the 21st century.
Although Reggie Miller lost to Shay, he is still praised and considered the best shooter in history.
So stop laughing at Paul!
His future achievements may smash your faces! "
What Barkley said made Kenny Smith feel a little guilty.
Did I just laugh too loudly?It seems a little unkind.
Wait a minute, isn't your Fliggy on Shay's side?Why do you suddenly sympathize with Paul?
And when did your pattern become so high?There's always something wrong with you.
Something was really wrong. After talking about a lot of truths in a serious manner, Barkley immediately changed the subject:
"Someone of my caliber wouldn't laugh at Paul.
Because I firmly believe that his record of 58 points will become a classic that can never be broken.
I firmly believe that he can become the top eight superstars in the NBA like the fifth superstar O'Neal.
I also believe that as long as Paul persists in shooting for 58 consecutive days, he will definitely be able to score double digits on Shay.
I believe that 58 years later, people will still remember Paul's legendary 58-point performance! "
Good guy, Kenny Smith called him a good guy.
He knew that Barkley was not human at all!
Such a righteous breast is more than a direct laugh!
At home, Paul almost didn't want to fly to give Barkley a punch.
When Barkley defended him just now, Paul's tears were hanging from the corners of his eyes.
It turned out that Barkley just milked himself in a different way!
Angrily, Paul turned off the TV, did not dare to use the computer or look at the mobile phone, and even threw out all the newspapers.
A day ago, he was still fantasizing about his wonderful life after becoming the MVP.
But now, he's just a number!
And all because he angered Shay
A thousand mistakes, and the only mistake was that he shouldn't be in front of Shay.
Compete with Shay?Paul smiled wryly, because he was too naive.
The 58 battle directly broke Paul's mentality.
Now he has absolutely no idea that "I must make Xie Yi pay with blood".
Because he knew very well that the harder he resisted, the harder Shay hit him.
So. just go with the flow.
And just like that, the series continued.
In the second game between the Hornets and the Lakers, the game finally had some suspense.
After all, the Hornets now know that Shai will defend Paul.
So, everyone else is ready to carry the team.
McGrady and David West carried the team on their shoulders in this game.
McGrady scored 32 points and dreamed of returning to the top again.
Gerald Wallace has tried his best to defend, and he has stuck many balls to his face to interfere.
But McGrady can get in!
Moreover, McGrady's goals today did not have any complicated moves.
He's either catch-and-shoot or a straight-up pull-up off the dribble.
In the 4th minute of the third quarter, McGrady first held the ball with one hand when facing Ah Miao's defense, and then accelerated the breakthrough.After taking a step, he immediately turned around and hit a jumper.This is already McGrady's most complicated attack today.
McGrady's dry pull, once it feels good, can indeed be ignored.
In addition, David West is also working hard to drag the team back on track.
With Paul continued to be locked, David West, as a fourth position, sent 8 assists!
David West, just like Noah, is a master of hidden support.
He has repeatedly dealt cards in high positions today, assisting teammates who cut in to easily attack the frame.
It is a nightmare for the defensive side that West's fourth position can deal cards.
Because West can make a mid-range shot, one of the opponent's insiders must be pulled out.
This will undoubtedly make it easier for teammates to cut in, and it will also make it easier for the fifth-position partner to play.
McGrady scored 32 points, and David West scored 21 points, 8 rebounds and 8 assists at the GOAT level.
This is why the Hornets were able to win 66 games without Paul having eye surgery.
This is why Paul was blown away by Billups, but the Hornets can still pass the Nuggets.
but.
Relying on them, the Hornets can't beat the Lakers!
For the Lakers, Shay scored a double-double with 28 points and 13 assists.
When Shay hits 20+10 data, it means that the entire Lakers team is blown.
Roy had 22 points, Randolph had 19 points, and Ah Meow had 16 points.
Nick Young, known as "Garbage Time Shay", scored another 58 points today after the 13 tragedy.
Tracy McGrady and David West simply cannot support each other.
No way, who made their master completely invisible?
Paul continued to score in double figures today, only scoring 9 points and 5 assists.
Now you know why Hornets owner George Sheen wants to sell the team, right?Because the top-salary players he signed were only at the level of role players!
He originally thought that the Hornets could continue to win the championship this year, so he renewed Paul's contract with the maximum salary in advance to stabilize the morale of the army.
But looking at it now, he wants to call the police!
The old capitalist was brutally educated by Paul!
And what George Xin never imagined was that this crappy team would not be sold in the future, no one would take it over, and it could only be entrusted to the league temporarily.
In this history, it is estimated that it will be more difficult to sell.
Chris Paul, killer of corrupt capitalism!
Paul stretched his hips, and no matter how hard the others worked, it was useless.
After all, for a car, no matter how big and beautiful your headlights are, no matter how new your tires are.Without an engine, it's just a pile of scrap metal.
In the end, the Lakers beat the Hornets 111-99 at home!
Although the score difference of 12 points today is much more respectable than 58 points, it is like the food in the intestines.
It's not shit, but it stinks enough.
2 to 0, the Lakers beat the Hornets by 70 points in two games.Moreover, the first two games were played at home by the Hornets.
Decades later, when fans see this data, the CPU will be burned dry.
Are you sure this is the Western Conference Finals?Isn't it the first in the West to beat the last in the West?
The last king in the Western Conference this year has something to say: To be honest, it is basically impossible for us to lose 58 points to the Lakers!
After losing all two Hornets at home, morale has been completely exhausted.
If we talk about the second game, McGrady, David West and others are still fantasizing about being able to fight for victory on their own.
Then after the second game, they were really completely desperate.
After arriving at the scene at the Staples Center, they were even more desperate.
Because today, all the Lakers fans in the audience are uniformly wearing yellow T-shirts. The number "58" is printed neatly on the T-shirts.
At the scene, Eminem, the lifelong spokesperson of the Shay brand and the only ugly rapper reported by CCTV, sang his new song that had never been released before the game: "58".
That's right, this song was written by Eminem in 58 minutes under the commission of Shay.
The magician couldn't help but tease: "See you at the '58 Grammys'!"
Paul wanted Rashay to go to the tunnel and have a one-on-one man-to-man conversation.
At that time, he will definitely stand on the bench, grab Shay by the collar, and tell Shay loudly:
"There were a lot of people outside just now. It was my younger brother before!"
Then immediately kneel down.
Really, if the milk continues, Paul feels like he is really going to be Drexler!
Paul thought that he was still on the stage of "becoming a Hua", but in fact, he had already reached the stage of "not as good as a Hua".
The morale of the Hornets was already very low. Before the game, the Lakers were still doing so much work at home, and the Hornets' mentality would collapse.
So in the third game of the series in Los Angeles, the Hornets had no one to stand up.
The last game seemed to have drained all of McGrady's strength, and today he only scored 40 points with less than 16% shooting.
David. West 15 points and 5 assists but 5 turnovers.
Paul finally scored in double figures today, but the data of 13 points and 7 assists is still far from his performance in the regular season.
Just before the start of this game, the NBA officially announced the list of the best teams of the year.
The team of five is Shay, Kobe, Nowitzki, James and Dayao.
Paul, as the third MVP candidate, actually only fell into the second team.
But in this regard, no fans complained for him anymore.
No, this game proved again that he is really only worthy of the second team.
Even compared with another second-team guard, Wade, the scoring leader this season, he is slightly insufficient.
In the end, the Lakers continued to beat the Hornets 108 to 86 and successfully won the first game at home.
Before the series started, Paul was looking forward to playing the Western Conference Finals with the Lakers.
Because it can step on Shay to the top.
But now, how much he wishes this round of the series never existed.
Because without this round of the series, he can still pretend to be a player similar to Shai.
But after this round of the series, in the words of the magician: "Chris caused Shay even more trouble than Durant. The two of them are completely two-level players!"
With a total score of 3 to 0, everything has been concluded.
Chris Paul and his 66-win Hornets, that's it!
Sure enough, the Hornets basically gave up resistance in the fourth game, and were slaughtered by the Lakers for another 23 points.
The Hornets were not only swept by the Lakers 4-0, but also created the record for the largest average point difference in the Western Conference Finals in NBA history-28.7 points!
This data is unbelievable. The average loss is almost 30 points per game, which means that the strength gap between the two sides is very large.
But... this is the Western Conference Finals again!
If there is a big difference in strength, how did the two teams meet in the Western Conference Finals?
It is known that the Lakers must have no problem, and the problem lies with the Hornets.
For a while, Paul's Hornets were called "the weakest Western Conference Finals team in history" by fans.
Shay was so envious. With such a difference in the series, the fans didn't say that the Lakers were the strongest team in the Western Conference Finals, but that the Hornets were the weakest Western Conference Finals team in history.
Who made Shay not have as much traffic as Paul?Fans now think about issues centered on Paul.
After the fourth game, Paul finally attended the press conference for the first time.
At the press conference, he looked at the reporters with desperate eyes and muttered: "We have tried our best, but Shay's extraordinary powers can compete."
The arrogant Paul finally lowered his head in front of Shay!
Ever since, the Lakers reached the NBA Finals again after 12 years with an unexpected record of 0 wins and 10 losses in the playoffs!
Coming out of the West without a single defeat, the Lakers have a chilling record.
At the beginning of the season, people thought that Shai would be reduced to a laughing stock.
But now, Shay has made the whole world a laughing stock!
Such a dazzling performance also made "Sports Illustrated" use Shai as the cover character on the second day after the Western Conference Finals.
Then it was accompanied by a golden title:
"The time has come when I will bring fear to the world - basketball Jesus, Shay."
"Sports Illustrated" officially admitted that Shay has returned to the throne!
Shay doesn't think so, however.
Although Durant was abused by 50 points in the first round, and the enemy was beaten 4-0 in the second round, Paul's name went down in history in the third round.With three 4 to 0, everyone's face was swollen.
But that wasn't quite the success, and now, Shay has to get his crown back!
Revenge on the youngsters is just the last step!
Thanks to Zuiwo Wushanyun and other big guys for their rewards, thank you everyone!
(End of this chapter)
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