I will practice more in the heavens
Chapter 23 Dong Xie is born!
Chapter 23 Dong Xie is born!
"That is to say, you didn't intend to kill him before, but now you plan to kill him?" After being found by Li Xing, Wang Yue and Cao Cao both looked confused, always feeling that Li Xing turned his face faster than turning the book.
But if you think about it, it's normal.
Dong Zhuo was too arrogant.
"No, it's too cheap to kill him with one knife." Li Xing smiled and said, "Isn't he lecherous and staying in the palace overnight? I want to find a chance to castrate him, so that he will not only be like Zhao Gao in power, but also become like Zhao Gao." Become a eunuch like Zhao Gao!"
As soon as these words came out, Cao Cao and Wang Yue were instantly stunned.
"You..." Wang Yue opened his mouth for a long time, not knowing what to say.
For Dong Zhuo, a powerful and lustful person, if he is eunuched, it will be more uncomfortable than killing him with a single knife, ten times more uncomfortable, I am afraid that he will go crazy.
But here comes the question, is this difficulty higher than assassinating Dong Zhuo?
"Brother Shanshui, if you can get close to Dong Zhuo, I suggest that it is better to kill him directly!" Cao Cao said, "Otherwise, you won't die if you beat the snake, and you will have future troubles. Besides, you should not use your emotions to eliminate thieves. You should focus on stability." .”
Li Xing's proposal startled him, even in his heart, he felt that it was an excellent way to punish Dong Zhuo.
However, for the consideration of the Han court, he still wanted to persuade Li Xing to kill Dong Zhuo with a single knife.
For this, Li Xing didn't care, but he didn't want to let the famous scene of "Eighteen princes crusade against Dong Zhuo" disappear because of his actions, he didn't want to see "Warming Wine and Killing Hua Xiong", and he didn't want to see "Three Heroes" Fight Lu Bu".
Therefore, I still smiled and fooled the two of Cao Cao.
"Meng De, Brother Wang, do you think that Dong Zhuo is really the cause of the great man's disaster today?"
"What do you mean?"
The two were puzzled.
"The root cause of the decline of the Han Dynasty lies in the fact that the power is falling apart, and that the princes support their troops and respect themselves. Even if we kill Dong Zhuo, there will be Yuan Zhuo, Cao Zhuo, Liu Zhuo, and Sun Zhuo behind. Not only will it be difficult to eliminate this coming chaotic world, but It will also make it come earlier. It will cause the princes to fight, the corpses will be scattered everywhere, and the Central Plains will be destroyed. Is this what you two want?" Li Xing said.
As soon as these words came out, Wang Yue immediately fell silent.
This, of course, was not what he wanted.
But what Li Xing said was true.
General He Jin summoned Dong Zhuo to Beijing to get rid of a bunch of traitors", but he attracted an even bigger traitor.
Who knows what will happen after killing Dong Zhuo?
For a moment, he suddenly felt a little desperate, and he couldn't see any hope for the Han Dynasty.
Cao Cao, on the other hand, for some reason, mentioned Cao Zhuo and Liu Zhuo, and he felt a little weird. He always felt that Li Xing was referring to something, and he didn't know what he meant.
"I can't, there is also a treacherous minister in my family named Cao?"
Cao Cao thought to himself.
But soon shook his head.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
At this time, Wang Yue asked, "Then what should we do?"
"What else can we do? Go back and recruit troops to attack Dong Zhuo!" Li Xing said.
He didn't know what to do, but he knew that Cao Cao's road to fortune later on, he knew that it was an extremely correct choice, as he said: "If there is no me, Cao Mengde, I don't know how many people are called emperors, how many people are called emperors, and how many people call him emperor." king?"
If you want to save the era, the only choice is to use your own strength to usher in a new era.
"This is possible, but the question is, does it work if we keep our words light?" Wang Yue said.
It was not the first time he had heard Li Xing say this, and it was not that he didn't know that this was a good choice.
However, his General Huben was as big as Cao Cao's Hussar Captain, especially the latter, who was comparable to the champion Hou Huo Qubing, but if he was small, he was also very small.
There is no political power and no military power.
If it is placed in the imperial court, it will be a little transparent, but if it is placed outside, no one will know.
"Brother Wang, you don't have to worry about this." Li Xing didn't speak, but Cao Cao took over the topic and said, "As long as we kill Dong Zhuo and escape, we will be famous."
It turned out that this was the reason why he assassinated Dong Zhuo.
But Li Xing smiled and said, "No, I think that a living Dong Zhuo is better than a dead Dong Zhuo—only when he personally announces a reward for his arrest can he be truly famous in the world. Only he is still alive." , we have time to recruit soldiers and horses, otherwise the princes will start to carve up the big man, what can you and I do with the power of the three of us?"
These words startled Wang Yue.
As for Cao Cao, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Brother Shanshui is more comprehensive!"
He suddenly discovered that Dong Zhuo couldn't be killed at all, but if he didn't do something on Dong Zhuo, he couldn't become famous all over the world. The only way was to deliberately assassinate him and fail.
And, castrate him!
"Then what are you going to do?" Wang Yue asked.
"I have some ideas, but they are not comprehensive, so I came here to discuss with you." Li Xing thought for a while and said, "First of all, we have to prepare for the way out. We can't exchange our lives for Dong Zhuo's. Well, that's what it means anyway. .So, De Mengde took advantage of his status as a 'hussar captain', so..."
After some discussion, it was roughly that Wang Yue was responsible for helping sneak into the palace, and he was responsible for doing it himself.
And Cao Cao is responsible for arranging the retreat.
Among other things, only he can leave the city without paperwork.
"Isn't it a little bit of a pity for us here?" Cao Cao planned together and said.
At this time, he was not the "treacherous hero" later, but he still had a heart of loyalty, and wanted to throw his head and blood for the Han Dynasty, and he did the same with his original fate.
When he assassinated Dong Zhuo, he never thought of going back alive.
It's just that after the failure, he didn't know when, his thoughts gradually changed.
"It's not pity, it's just that you and I have more important things to do, how can we die together with Dong Zhuo?" Li Xing shook his head and said, "He doesn't deserve it!"
……
The day, more often than not, doesn't seem to have changed much.
The civil servants headed by Wang Yun and Wang Situ still dared not speak out, drank and lamented at home all day long, held birthday banquets more than a dozen times a year, and kept crying and crying, but Dong Zhuo was never seen crying to death.
Cao Cao met Lu Bu under the introduction of Dong Zhuo.
The handsome man praised Lu Bu so much that he flattered Lu Bu very happily. He not only sent the horse off on the spot, but also went to Hua Xiong's place to beat him up, and warned him, "Don't provoke Cao Mengde again."
Hua Xiong, who was deeply troubled by Wuwang, was so angry that he screamed.
But there is no way.
"Fengxian, your 'Red Rabbit Horse' is said to be a masterpiece in the world. In this world, except for another masterpiece 'Renzhong Lu Bu', no one can drive it. I wonder if you can show me it?" Cao Cao said.
In this regard, Lu Bu, who was very pleased with the flattery, quickly took him to the stables.
Come and go, gradually become familiar.
Cao Cao often came to feed the red rabbit horses and other bloody horses Lv Bu brought from the Western Regions. He took care of them so well that Lv Bu praised them several times in front of Dong Zhuo.
It also made Dong Zhuo very happy, and felt that he had gained another general.
Then, the night before the action, Cao Cao took a large cart of "crotons" and fed them to the red rabbit horses and the sweaty horses... The cooked horses were delicious!
In the middle of the night, with the help of Wang Yue, Li Xing sneaked into the Han Palace.
"I'm still on the run. Dong Zhuo sent a lot of guards for his own safety, even Lu Bu guarded the door." Wang Yue said, "If you want to get close to him, you have to lure all the guards away."
Regarding this, Li Xing smiled and said, "No need to get close."
"Ah?" Wang Yue was puzzled.
"Do you know why I brought two guns?" Li Xing said, pointing to the other gun on his back.
Wang Yue shook his head upon hearing this.
But soon, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Among the spear techniques, there is a move called 'A Throw in the Universe', which is a very difficult and dangerous move. Could it be that Brother Li, you have mastered it?"
Li Xing smiled when he heard this, took out the ordinary red-tasseled spear and said, "Achieving the pinnacle!"
His spear skills are all-round "shoot skills".
Except for the alternative "Yan Shuangying" marksmanship mixed among the "gun users", he really doesn't know how to do it. He also knows all kinds of tricks such as "returning the carbine" that other powerful people are good at using.
However, he did not attack directly.
Instead, he pulled up his posture and lurked about 100 meters away from where Dong Zhuo was.
Lu Bu, who was guarding the gate, was always a problem.
Even a cat can push a bow and arrow away with its tail, so don't expect Lu Bu to have that ability: in fact, let alone throwing a "red tasseled gun", even if you throw a "stainless steel gun", Lu Bu can block it.
Fang Tian's painting of the halberd, which is at the level of perfection, is not in vain.
but it does not matter.
Li Xing spent three days making a plate of "firecrackers", then wrapped the cannonballs around a stick of incense, lit them and placed them in the open space on the other side of the palace.
This is called "sounding east and west".
At this time in the palace, Dong Zhuo was playing hide-and-seek with a group of concubines.
To be honest, the joys and sorrows of people really do not communicate with each other: in the eyes of Cao Cao and others, Dong Zhuo's harm to the harem is simply intolerable, but in the eyes of those "damaged" concubines, this is simply a good thing.
The old emperor died, and they were imprisoned in the palace gate.
Not to mention that it is a Xiangguo, even if it is Zhu Gangli, they will be very excited, laughing and flattering.
This was also the reason why Li Xing was too lazy to meddle in his own business.
You think Dong Zhuo is devoid of conscience, but the Han court royal family is not a good bird either!
It's just that Dong Zhuo not only harmed the concubine, but also harmed the princess. This is really a beast... So Li Xing couldn't see it, so he came here.
Dong Zhuo was having fun while Lu Bu was guarding.
At a certain moment, there was a loud "boom", and two hundred "Earth Red" firecrackers exploded in the silent palace.
Either way, Lu Bu was taken aback.
It frightened Chituma even more, causing him to be distracted to pull the rein.
As a result, the next moment, a spear flew from a distance, passed through the paper window precisely, and shot at a certain fat man!
"Ow!"
A hysterical scream pierced the sky, and "Dong Eunuch" was officially born!
This chapter is relatively long, written slowly, and a bit late.
(End of this chapter)
"That is to say, you didn't intend to kill him before, but now you plan to kill him?" After being found by Li Xing, Wang Yue and Cao Cao both looked confused, always feeling that Li Xing turned his face faster than turning the book.
But if you think about it, it's normal.
Dong Zhuo was too arrogant.
"No, it's too cheap to kill him with one knife." Li Xing smiled and said, "Isn't he lecherous and staying in the palace overnight? I want to find a chance to castrate him, so that he will not only be like Zhao Gao in power, but also become like Zhao Gao." Become a eunuch like Zhao Gao!"
As soon as these words came out, Cao Cao and Wang Yue were instantly stunned.
"You..." Wang Yue opened his mouth for a long time, not knowing what to say.
For Dong Zhuo, a powerful and lustful person, if he is eunuched, it will be more uncomfortable than killing him with a single knife, ten times more uncomfortable, I am afraid that he will go crazy.
But here comes the question, is this difficulty higher than assassinating Dong Zhuo?
"Brother Shanshui, if you can get close to Dong Zhuo, I suggest that it is better to kill him directly!" Cao Cao said, "Otherwise, you won't die if you beat the snake, and you will have future troubles. Besides, you should not use your emotions to eliminate thieves. You should focus on stability." .”
Li Xing's proposal startled him, even in his heart, he felt that it was an excellent way to punish Dong Zhuo.
However, for the consideration of the Han court, he still wanted to persuade Li Xing to kill Dong Zhuo with a single knife.
For this, Li Xing didn't care, but he didn't want to let the famous scene of "Eighteen princes crusade against Dong Zhuo" disappear because of his actions, he didn't want to see "Warming Wine and Killing Hua Xiong", and he didn't want to see "Three Heroes" Fight Lu Bu".
Therefore, I still smiled and fooled the two of Cao Cao.
"Meng De, Brother Wang, do you think that Dong Zhuo is really the cause of the great man's disaster today?"
"What do you mean?"
The two were puzzled.
"The root cause of the decline of the Han Dynasty lies in the fact that the power is falling apart, and that the princes support their troops and respect themselves. Even if we kill Dong Zhuo, there will be Yuan Zhuo, Cao Zhuo, Liu Zhuo, and Sun Zhuo behind. Not only will it be difficult to eliminate this coming chaotic world, but It will also make it come earlier. It will cause the princes to fight, the corpses will be scattered everywhere, and the Central Plains will be destroyed. Is this what you two want?" Li Xing said.
As soon as these words came out, Wang Yue immediately fell silent.
This, of course, was not what he wanted.
But what Li Xing said was true.
General He Jin summoned Dong Zhuo to Beijing to get rid of a bunch of traitors", but he attracted an even bigger traitor.
Who knows what will happen after killing Dong Zhuo?
For a moment, he suddenly felt a little desperate, and he couldn't see any hope for the Han Dynasty.
Cao Cao, on the other hand, for some reason, mentioned Cao Zhuo and Liu Zhuo, and he felt a little weird. He always felt that Li Xing was referring to something, and he didn't know what he meant.
"I can't, there is also a treacherous minister in my family named Cao?"
Cao Cao thought to himself.
But soon shook his head.
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
At this time, Wang Yue asked, "Then what should we do?"
"What else can we do? Go back and recruit troops to attack Dong Zhuo!" Li Xing said.
He didn't know what to do, but he knew that Cao Cao's road to fortune later on, he knew that it was an extremely correct choice, as he said: "If there is no me, Cao Mengde, I don't know how many people are called emperors, how many people are called emperors, and how many people call him emperor." king?"
If you want to save the era, the only choice is to use your own strength to usher in a new era.
"This is possible, but the question is, does it work if we keep our words light?" Wang Yue said.
It was not the first time he had heard Li Xing say this, and it was not that he didn't know that this was a good choice.
However, his General Huben was as big as Cao Cao's Hussar Captain, especially the latter, who was comparable to the champion Hou Huo Qubing, but if he was small, he was also very small.
There is no political power and no military power.
If it is placed in the imperial court, it will be a little transparent, but if it is placed outside, no one will know.
"Brother Wang, you don't have to worry about this." Li Xing didn't speak, but Cao Cao took over the topic and said, "As long as we kill Dong Zhuo and escape, we will be famous."
It turned out that this was the reason why he assassinated Dong Zhuo.
But Li Xing smiled and said, "No, I think that a living Dong Zhuo is better than a dead Dong Zhuo—only when he personally announces a reward for his arrest can he be truly famous in the world. Only he is still alive." , we have time to recruit soldiers and horses, otherwise the princes will start to carve up the big man, what can you and I do with the power of the three of us?"
These words startled Wang Yue.
As for Cao Cao, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Brother Shanshui is more comprehensive!"
He suddenly discovered that Dong Zhuo couldn't be killed at all, but if he didn't do something on Dong Zhuo, he couldn't become famous all over the world. The only way was to deliberately assassinate him and fail.
And, castrate him!
"Then what are you going to do?" Wang Yue asked.
"I have some ideas, but they are not comprehensive, so I came here to discuss with you." Li Xing thought for a while and said, "First of all, we have to prepare for the way out. We can't exchange our lives for Dong Zhuo's. Well, that's what it means anyway. .So, De Mengde took advantage of his status as a 'hussar captain', so..."
After some discussion, it was roughly that Wang Yue was responsible for helping sneak into the palace, and he was responsible for doing it himself.
And Cao Cao is responsible for arranging the retreat.
Among other things, only he can leave the city without paperwork.
"Isn't it a little bit of a pity for us here?" Cao Cao planned together and said.
At this time, he was not the "treacherous hero" later, but he still had a heart of loyalty, and wanted to throw his head and blood for the Han Dynasty, and he did the same with his original fate.
When he assassinated Dong Zhuo, he never thought of going back alive.
It's just that after the failure, he didn't know when, his thoughts gradually changed.
"It's not pity, it's just that you and I have more important things to do, how can we die together with Dong Zhuo?" Li Xing shook his head and said, "He doesn't deserve it!"
……
The day, more often than not, doesn't seem to have changed much.
The civil servants headed by Wang Yun and Wang Situ still dared not speak out, drank and lamented at home all day long, held birthday banquets more than a dozen times a year, and kept crying and crying, but Dong Zhuo was never seen crying to death.
Cao Cao met Lu Bu under the introduction of Dong Zhuo.
The handsome man praised Lu Bu so much that he flattered Lu Bu very happily. He not only sent the horse off on the spot, but also went to Hua Xiong's place to beat him up, and warned him, "Don't provoke Cao Mengde again."
Hua Xiong, who was deeply troubled by Wuwang, was so angry that he screamed.
But there is no way.
"Fengxian, your 'Red Rabbit Horse' is said to be a masterpiece in the world. In this world, except for another masterpiece 'Renzhong Lu Bu', no one can drive it. I wonder if you can show me it?" Cao Cao said.
In this regard, Lu Bu, who was very pleased with the flattery, quickly took him to the stables.
Come and go, gradually become familiar.
Cao Cao often came to feed the red rabbit horses and other bloody horses Lv Bu brought from the Western Regions. He took care of them so well that Lv Bu praised them several times in front of Dong Zhuo.
It also made Dong Zhuo very happy, and felt that he had gained another general.
Then, the night before the action, Cao Cao took a large cart of "crotons" and fed them to the red rabbit horses and the sweaty horses... The cooked horses were delicious!
In the middle of the night, with the help of Wang Yue, Li Xing sneaked into the Han Palace.
"I'm still on the run. Dong Zhuo sent a lot of guards for his own safety, even Lu Bu guarded the door." Wang Yue said, "If you want to get close to him, you have to lure all the guards away."
Regarding this, Li Xing smiled and said, "No need to get close."
"Ah?" Wang Yue was puzzled.
"Do you know why I brought two guns?" Li Xing said, pointing to the other gun on his back.
Wang Yue shook his head upon hearing this.
But soon, his eyes lit up, and he said, "Among the spear techniques, there is a move called 'A Throw in the Universe', which is a very difficult and dangerous move. Could it be that Brother Li, you have mastered it?"
Li Xing smiled when he heard this, took out the ordinary red-tasseled spear and said, "Achieving the pinnacle!"
His spear skills are all-round "shoot skills".
Except for the alternative "Yan Shuangying" marksmanship mixed among the "gun users", he really doesn't know how to do it. He also knows all kinds of tricks such as "returning the carbine" that other powerful people are good at using.
However, he did not attack directly.
Instead, he pulled up his posture and lurked about 100 meters away from where Dong Zhuo was.
Lu Bu, who was guarding the gate, was always a problem.
Even a cat can push a bow and arrow away with its tail, so don't expect Lu Bu to have that ability: in fact, let alone throwing a "red tasseled gun", even if you throw a "stainless steel gun", Lu Bu can block it.
Fang Tian's painting of the halberd, which is at the level of perfection, is not in vain.
but it does not matter.
Li Xing spent three days making a plate of "firecrackers", then wrapped the cannonballs around a stick of incense, lit them and placed them in the open space on the other side of the palace.
This is called "sounding east and west".
At this time in the palace, Dong Zhuo was playing hide-and-seek with a group of concubines.
To be honest, the joys and sorrows of people really do not communicate with each other: in the eyes of Cao Cao and others, Dong Zhuo's harm to the harem is simply intolerable, but in the eyes of those "damaged" concubines, this is simply a good thing.
The old emperor died, and they were imprisoned in the palace gate.
Not to mention that it is a Xiangguo, even if it is Zhu Gangli, they will be very excited, laughing and flattering.
This was also the reason why Li Xing was too lazy to meddle in his own business.
You think Dong Zhuo is devoid of conscience, but the Han court royal family is not a good bird either!
It's just that Dong Zhuo not only harmed the concubine, but also harmed the princess. This is really a beast... So Li Xing couldn't see it, so he came here.
Dong Zhuo was having fun while Lu Bu was guarding.
At a certain moment, there was a loud "boom", and two hundred "Earth Red" firecrackers exploded in the silent palace.
Either way, Lu Bu was taken aback.
It frightened Chituma even more, causing him to be distracted to pull the rein.
As a result, the next moment, a spear flew from a distance, passed through the paper window precisely, and shot at a certain fat man!
"Ow!"
A hysterical scream pierced the sky, and "Dong Eunuch" was officially born!
This chapter is relatively long, written slowly, and a bit late.
(End of this chapter)
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