Eat the incense of the world, I am actually the underworld

"There will be a farewell to sending you a thousand miles away. The front is Menjing Mountain, so I won't go in."

Outside Menjing Mountain, Mo Chuan bowed his hands.

"Well, you are really giving you a thousand miles!"

Wei Li, who had been shopping at the Lantern Festival market for a day and a night, laughed lightly and teased him, then put away his smiling face and said:

"Hey, fellow daoist, stop. Although this girl is not as good as fellow daoist, she can kill wild beasts and demons with a single blow of the evil spirit sword. No matter how bad it is, I still have your incense."

While speaking, he stretched his hand into his sleeve, and pulled out a six-sided ridged magic sword from the mouth of the glutton in the sleeve.

——It was the magic sword that Mo Chuan gave her!
"That way, Pindao can feel relieved." Mo Chuan bowed his hands in return.

Wei Liying was blessed, and when he turned around and wanted to go, he suddenly said: "I had a good time today, I hope you are too!"

Before the sound fell, he had already lifted up and walked towards the mountain.

The mountains and plains are quiet and serene, and the raccoons are not walking, and the wind is blowing under your feet.

"Disciple Chang Qing, I have met Patriarch!"

"Ah! The rouge of Yunxiangtang!"

Lizhi gritted her teeth, dropped the scapegoat, and rushed over, raised and lowered her hands, scratching Weili until she giggled.

"Of course I have to be punished with great punishment!!!"

Weili felt something was wrong, and hurriedly bowed: "Weili has seen the two senior sisters!"

"What's there to be shy about?"

"If there are four kalpas, the poor will follow them one by one."

After returning to the mountain gate, she tiptoed open the boudoir door, and her figure froze immediately.

It has to be said that women know women best, and Weili's move successfully diverted the crisis.

……

"Ok!"

Wei Li's face immediately turned red, and she hurriedly closed her clothes, and said shyly, "What are you talking about! Mingchen is just taking me for a stroll and watching the fireworks."

"Really, what did you say? Did you congratulate you on your happy marriage for a hundred years and the early birth of your son?"

Li Zhi let out a sound of disbelief, and jokingly said, "Didn't you kiss?"

He once witnessed the five great monsters slaughtering the city, and he remained unmoved. He comforted himself that he was powerless, but in fact he only wanted to send Yanzhen's crippled body to Yunji Temple, so as to see the Taoism.

"That...these are bought for the two senior sisters, do you like them?"

Wei Li introduced the origin of each item in a timely manner, and in a daze, he and Daoist Ming Chen had a good tour of the Central Plains Lantern Festival.

"Not at all. Daoist Mingchen took me around a lot of places, and I bought some because I saw it was fun."

"many places?"

The atmosphere of envy and jealousy in the room was quietly transformed into exclamations and surprises.

Turn the time back an hour ago.

In the distance, in the main house of the head of the sect, Amur sat cross-legged, and in the hole of his left ear, a meat worm was gently shaking its tentacles, eavesdropping in all directions.

"The long night is long, can this be endured?"

"Hey, this oiled paper umbrella is sold by a girl, she's so cute!"

In the Yangshen Temple, Fuluan Lao Taoist looked at the dazzling array of antique shelves all over the hall, and smelled the refreshing medicinal fragrance, and finally had a concrete image of the imagination of the fairy family's mansion in his heart.

Seeing that the two senior sisters talked more and more unsightly, Wei Li quickly took out the bought gift from the gluttonous belly and said:

Li Zhi leaned over, looked at the bright red on Xiang's shoulder, and immediately looked at Xue Qi in blank dismay.

"Pindao can be regarded as entering the world of mortals now... well, if you don't enter the world of mortals, how can you get out of the world of mortals?"

There is always a smile on the corner of the mouth, as if returning to the cardamom time.

It wasn't until the whole courtyard was full of yellow-crowned Buddhas slaying demons and attracting five great demons that he had no choice but to make a move.

"I do not believe!"

Candlelight shines through the window lattice, inside the small hut, chattering and laughter are endless.

……

"This candy figurine was made by an old gentleman. Thinking of my senior sister's zodiac sign, I made two more."

But as the food became more and more popular, he became more and more involved.

He saw the suffering in the world, and he was touched by the red luan star calamity. The Taoism said that he would give up two calamities, and he was afraid that it was being fulfilled one by one.

"I won't tease you, I won't tease you! By the way, the Central Plains is really prosperous. There are so many things to enjoy in a city."

"Wow, you must have seen countless scenery, right?"

He didn't dare to look around, and waited quietly.

"Oh, senior sister, what are you talking about, there is no... no that!"

"That's right, Wanchao Cave God can travel thousands of miles away, so how could he stick to one city and one county?"

Xue Qi and Li Zhi, who have lived in the deep mountains for a long time, have also followed their masters and seen the prosperity of the cottages, but how can the products of thousands of miles of wilderness compare with that of the Central Plains?
In other words, under Mo Chuan's wealth and wealth, he seemed to be blinded for a while.

After sending Wei Li away, Mo Chuan stood where he was and never left for a long time.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for a ray of incense to emerge from behind the desk, and the figure of the patriarch stepped out of the incense.

"what--"

"No no!"

Xue Qi also leaned forward, feeling wanton and frivolous, and exclaimed in surprise: "Ah, why is Shou Gong Sha still there?"

"Yes!"

When I was far away, I suddenly looked back and saw the black shadow standing still on the outline of the mountain, and my heart was full of joy.

A bunch of dazzling objects immediately interrupted the curiosity of Xue Qi and Li Zhi!
"Wow, this hairpin is so beautiful. Is this for me? He didn't give it to you, did he?"

"Oh, our little girl is shy! I really kissed, can I tell you?"

"Yo, there is still a senior sister in your eyes? I thought our family has a man, so I forgot about the senior sister!"

Mo Chuan sat down on the lobular red sandalwood official hat chair, raised his eyes to see the slightly disturbed face of Fuluan old man, and said with a smile, "How does it feel to go here to enjoy the incense of the people?"

I just feel that this fetter makes people feel uneasy.

Then I saw two senior sisters, Xue Qi and Li Zhi, sitting on her soft couch with an indecent posture, one holding a wooden pestle and the other a black pot, staring at her with "unfriendly" expressions.

"Senior Sister—"

"No, today we are doing laundry and cooking, and we have to take care of the homework arranged by the master, but we are so busy that we don't rest until the climax of the moon, but when I think of a certain little hoof, I am hiding in the arms of my lover and kissing... , I hate it so much! Weili, what do you think we should do?"

Mo Chuan took a deep breath, his figure faded away, and he escaped into the sacrificial stove.

The footsteps also became lighter.

In other words, this is the karma that mortals can never escape.

He knew that this was the real world.

"Hey, how do you feel? Is he dishonest? My senior sister told you that the closer a woman is, the sweeter she is, and the closer a man is, the more boring she is. I wish I could tear your clothes off and fight for three hundred rounds. Think about it carefully, he What does it look like? What if..."

This is not so much that he has a hard heart, but that this world seemed like a game in the world to him who was "not deeply involved in the world" at the time.

"Tell me, what did you see?"

The old Taoist Fu Luan hurriedly cupped his hands and said: "If you go back to the patriarch, the disciple just thinks it's indescribably wonderful, and the strength of the spirit and soul is incomparable."

Mo Chuan nodded: "That's good. The Fuluan Temple has already found out that you have gone to the immortal. In a few days, Fuluan will invite the immortal. You go back and make preparations. After you have explained your affairs and settled the relationship, you will tell me by offering incense to me."

"Disciple Chang Qing, I sincerely follow the patriarch's decree."

The old Taoist Fuluan bowed his hand in return, and was about to turn around and leave, he thought for a while and said: "Master Patriarch, I have something unclear, please ask Master Patriarch to clarify."

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