I just want to add some practice in the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 44 She Looks Better Without Clothes
Yaya's heart of gossip is burning:
"Please tell me in detail what happened to you at that time."

"It's not me, it's a friend of mine."

"Please tell me about your friend's situation at that time in detail, and I will analyze it for you." Yaya didn't want to poke her, but this time she really got something to eat, and she and the thirteenth prince got a big deal.

"Here's what happened...my friend was helping him in the shower, first with his hands and feet, then with me."

"Where to touch? Breasts, or other places?"

"Don't interrupt." Xiaoxiao narrated yesterday evening. Of course, many details were skipped, and she only talked about what should be said. After she finished speaking, she asked, "Do you know what's going on?"

"That's the end, just one kiss and there's no more. The thirteenth prince can't do it. If it were me, the child would be able to crawl on the ground."

Xiaoxiao was speechless: "You mentioned what His Highness the Thirteenth is doing, what does this matter have to do with him, my friend didn't give him a bath, quickly analyze and analyze, what's wrong with my friend."

"Your friend is sick."

"sick."

Xiaoxiao is struck by lightning, all these years have been for nothing, sickness has cost a lot of money, her early retirement life has gone bankrupt, woo woo woo...

"It's not sick, it's a normal phenomenon, called the sequelae of kissing, don't worry, it will be fine in a few days."

This is the first time Xiaoxiao has heard of:
"Kiss sequelae, what is this?"

Yaya explained:

"It's the stage when a man and a woman kiss and the relationship heats up rapidly. This stage is often accompanied by a series of mental decline phenomena, such as daze, a blank mind, no interest in doing anything, and always thinking about the picture of the other party in the mind."

"So that's the case, then I... How should my friend overcome it."

"Don't worry about it, it will be fine in a few days, but even if the after-effects of kissing pass, the phenomenon of lowering the intelligence will still accompany it, some will accompany it for a lifetime, and some will wake up soon.

There are two periods when the sequelae of kissing are the most debilitating, one is the period of love.

The second is pregnancy.

Especially during pregnancy, the degeneration of intelligence is particularly serious, and one pregnancy is stupid for three years, that's how it came about. "

Xiaoxiao suddenly realized: "So that's the case, so there is no way to crack it?"

Yaya said earnestly: "The only way is 'the wise don't fall in love'. As long as you don't fall in love or become pregnant, you can keep a clear head at all times, and it has nothing to do with you."

"Understand?"

"Master, I peed."

"..." Yaya's face darkened, "Did you understand or didn't understand?"

"do not understand at all."

Xiaoxiao felt that the maid was talking nonsense, so she didn't want to listen and left the laundry room.

Yaya shook her head: "I don't understand this at all, obviously I'm already in the stage of lowering my intelligence."

Xiaoxiao went back to the room, continued to be in a daze, and the day passed like this.

night.

Xiaoxiao still couldn't sleep, her head was empty, and she continued to be in a daze until late at night, when a flying pigeon landed by her window, her eyes lit up immediately, she thought it was His Highness the Thirteenth Prince who wrote to her.

He happily took down the letter, opened it and saw that it was the queen who was looking for her.

Immediately tasteless.

Putting on night clothes, while no one was paying attention, he left the Prince's Mansion, and soon came to the Leng Palace.

"See empress, I don't know why empress is looking for slaves?" Are you planning to pay me?This sentence is from her heart.

"How's your stay in the Thirteenth Prince's Mansion recently?"

"Fortunately."

The empress was lying on the bed, her white and tender legs crossed, and she said with a straight face:

"Of course, I see that you have gained weight, and your face is much rounder than before. It seems that the food is very good."

Xiaoxiao didn't speak, the food in the Thirteenth Prince's Mansion was really good, that's nothing to say.

"I came to you because I wanted to tell you one thing. The mission of assassination is hereby terminated."

"what!"

Xiaoxiao was stunned.

Stop shit, she doesn't want to stop.

Seeing Xiaoxiao's astonished expression, the Queen Mother knew that she was not feeling well, and said:

"After lurking for more than two years, how many winds and rains you have experienced, it is indeed a bit uncomfortable for you to suddenly terminate the mission, but there is no way, the assassination is meaningless now."

"May I ask why?"

"After the birth of the Feathering Flying Immortal Formation a few days ago, the mother concubine of the thirteen princes, Concubine Yue, is a world-renowned formation master, and her formation skills are unparalleled in the world. There is no other such talent in the Yu Dynasty. Now it is even more so. I am studying the remnants of the Xuanhuang Tuntian Formation, once it is researched, it will be famous in history, I cherish talents, love the house and the black, so his son... the assassination mission will end here."

in fact.

The real reason is that the empress do not want to provoke her.

In the past, the empress only knew that the concubine Yue did not fight or rob, and compared with Buddhism, she thought she was not very capable.

I didn't expect it to be too powerful.

The forces behind have just sent her a message, telling her not to provoke this person for the time being, saying that the concubine Yue's natal family is a bit mysterious, so they dare not provoke him easily.

"Empress, this servant dares to feel that it is not a wise choice to leave the Prince's Mansion now."

"Who told you to leave the Prince's Mansion, what I mean is that the assassination mission is terminated, you still stay in the Prince's Mansion for the time being, but you have to find a suitable time and a suitable reason to leave the Prince's Mansion as soon as possible."

"The servant understands."

"After you leave the Prince's Mansion, report to the Palace immediately."

"Here."

"Go back."

Xiaoxiao left the cold palace, muttering:

"Leave, leave a hammer, I don't want to leave, where can I find such a good boss as the Thirteenth Prince, and when can I realize my 30-year-old retirement plan."

But think so.

She still had to accept the reality and had to leave the Prince's Mansion.

After all, she is a killer.

She hasn't told the Thirteenth Prince her true identity so far. If she told him that I came to kill you in the first place, how chilling and sad he would be.

She didn't want him to be chilled, and she didn't want her to be sad.

"Okay, I've decided to leave the Prince's Mansion when he recovers from his injuries."

because anyway

The thirteenth prince's injury was more or less related to him. If he didn't send all the maids and maids in the mansion to find him, he wouldn't be injured, so he couldn't just leave him and walk away. Get well and run again.

"Correct."

"That's it."

"When he recovers from his injuries, he must leave here."

"Never compromise."

"This is my principle."

"Hey, why do these words sound familiar, have I said them once?"

Xiaoxiao scratched her head, she couldn't remember clearly, and said: "It doesn't matter, this time I am serious, I guarantee with my personality, when he recovers from his injury, he will definitely leave."

otherwise.

I committed suicide by swallowing feces.

After making up her mind, Xiaoxiao felt light all over, no longer hesitated, and ran to the Thirteenth Prince's Mansion.

Go back to the room.

Get a good night's sleep.

This time I slept very soundly.

Sleep till dawn.

On the second day, I overslept.

Luluo kicked her room roughly, lifted her quilt mercilessly, and said:

"Sister Xiaoxiao, His Highness the Thirteenth Highness has woken up, get up quickly and help him apply the medicine with me."

Xiaoxiao quickly jumped up from the bed, sat next to the mirror, and put on makeup for herself.

"Xiaoxiao, I can't wait to put on my eyebrows, what else do you want to wear?"

"How can you look good without makeup?"

After putting on her makeup, Xiaoxiao began to pick out clothes, but she was not satisfied with her choice, and asked, "Luluo, which dress do you think I look good on?"

Luluo said mercilessly: "It looks better without wearing it."

　The second one is delivered, brothers, here are some recommended tickets, monthly tickets.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)