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Chapter 98 Problem Breaking: Cows Eat Sketches
Chapter 98 Problem Breaking: Cows Eat Sketches
The calm words fell down like catkins, and the playful and laughing clients and the seductive prostitutes quieted down one after another, turning their eyes to the young man in white who spoke, and even the girl in red on the top floor pricked up her ears, wanting to hear what he could say.
Li He spoke calmly, and said: "There is no word on this piece of white paper, and there is no deep meaning or hint. It is just a picture."
As soon as the words fell, some clients frowned, some raised their foreheads, and some leaned back tactically.
An impatient man in blue stood up, pointed at Li He, and said, "How is this possible? How could this piece of paper have no deep meaning and some kind of hint? If you say it is a painting, it is a painting? I also said that it says What about writing?"
"Yes." Several people echoed.
"Although you are the first to propose that the drawing on the white paper is a painting, but the first to mention it does not mean that you are right."
Li He smiled all over his face and did not argue with them. He looked towards the top floor and said:
"There was once a picture drawn with a secret method on the white paper. The author just wiped it off, even the traces. I don't know if I'm right?"
The red-haired girl was short of breath, her two light-white index fingers were constantly twisting, her expression was astonished, her thoughts were disturbed, she panicked, it was the first time she panicked, and it was the first time in three years that someone guessed correctly that it was a painting.
I have a bad premonition that I will lose my virginity today.
Because he didn't hear the answer, Li He raised his voice: "Red Fu Girl, I don't know if what I'm saying is right?"
Everyone held their breath, stopped speaking sarcasm, and quietly waited for the answer.
"Yes, there is indeed a painting on it, and it was drawn by the servants themselves." The melodious voice of Hong Fu Nu fell gently, shattering everyone's ridicule.
"It's really a painting!" Some customers looked at Li He differently, but some still insisted. "If a blind cat catches a dead mouse, he must have guessed."
The melodious voice of the red-haired girl sang like an oriole came out again, and said, "I don't know how the young master knew that this is a painting?"
The man in blue drank tea tactically: "How do you know?"
Li Hedao: "Naturally, it is speculated. You see, the white paper hanging here is just placed in the building. It is ordinary rice paper, not the precious rice paper used by the royal family, so the quality must be lower. It stands to reason It is said that if it has been hung like this, the color will turn yellow and there will be a faint smell. But it does not, which means that this paper was once attached to something, which destroyed the original structure of the white paper, so this paper will be It has not changed color for three years. According to my investigation, if charcoal from Beishan is used for writing or drawing, the particles in the charcoal will destroy the structure of the rice paper itself, which is why the color of the rice paper has not changed.”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar: "Beishan charcoal still has this effect?"
Most of the people here are young masters who can read and write. Most of the books they usually read are yellowed, and some books are not yellowed, but very few have noticed the reason.
Even Hong Fu Nu was dumbfounded when she heard this, because she also thought about why this piece of white paper hadn't turned yellow in three years. It turned out that it was because Beishan charcoal was used for painting.
"Hee hee hee, you are such a wonderful person, you can even notice this." Hong Fu Nu's laughter was melodious and clear, like a breeze blowing over a hill, like a spring breeze. writing?"
Knowing how to use Beishan charcoal is a bit difficult, but it's not too difficult. If it was a case-solving expert from the Yu Dynasty who came here, he would probably have to guess a thing or two. The difficulty lies in what the charcoal was used for.
The man in blue continued to drink tea and said, "That's right, how do you know it's a painting?"
Li He looked at him: "Shut up, don't talk if you have nothing to do, it's none of your business here."
The client in blue who was drinking tea blushed. He just wanted to show his presence, but he didn't expect to be reprimanded by the other party. Forget it, bear with you and see what tricks you can play.
Li He clasped his hands and said, "Hong Fu girl is not good at writing, but good at embroidery. Everyone knows that. I think if I want to test everyone, I will definitely choose what I am good at to test you. I will naturally go to embroidery." Think about it. What embroidery can embroider is naturally a picture, and the picture is naturally a painting on white paper."
Everyone listened with gusto, only the man in blue who was drinking tea said abruptly, "Can this be done by you?"
Li He glared at the man in blue, and said, "Shut up, don't interrupt me."
The man in blue said with a cheeky face, "You continue."
Li Hedao: "It's not enough to know that it's a post-painting. You should all know [Bai Xiaosheng], I asked Bai Xiaosheng to look it up, and most of the information I got was about the figure of Hongfu Girl. How sexy and enchanting, how graceful, there is almost no other information, but I noticed a small detail, your handkerchief, no matter what pattern is on each of your handkerchiefs, one of the dogs and cows will appear. All handkerchiefs are embroidered Either one of the two patterns must have been made by you. If I guess correctly, you had dogs and cows at home when you were young. But after you embarked on a journey of cultivation, your parents, dogs and sheep passed away one after another. In memory of them, every painting has a dog or a cow."
"Papapa..." Hong Funu applauded, "I really didn't expect that, you can notice this, you are so delicate."
"I'm sure it's a picture, and I'm sure it has a dog or a cow drawn on it. Combined with the fact that you can erase the pattern, then I guess it's a picture."
"What is it?" A woman asked, because she was very curious.
""Cow Eating Grass"."
The man in blue crushed the teacup, unable to bear it any longer: "Just now you were talking nonsense, let's just talk nonsense, what the hell is eating sketches, what the hell?"
Li Hedao: "Only "Cow Eating Grass" can explain her logic of erasing the painting?"
The man in blue was puzzled: "Why?"
Li He said with a smile: "Because the grass was eaten by the cow, and the cow left after eating, so the red girl would erase the drawn things. Not one step is superfluous."
When Li He was on Earth, he had heard of the famous painting "Cow Eating Sketches", which was just a blank sheet of paper with nothing drawn on it.
Q: What about grass?
Answer: "The grass was eaten by the cows."
Q: What about cows?
Answer: "The cow left after eating the grass."
This is a famous painting in the world, nothing is painted, a piece of white paper is exaggerated at a sky-high price. In Li He's eyes, this is deceit. Of course, he absolutely does not admit that he does not know how to appreciate it.
The man in blue swears a lot, scolding like a troll: "Damn it, grandma, that brainless figured it out, is this beaver..."
Except for him, the literati and writers in the building never admit that they can't appreciate it, and they repeatedly praised: "The painting method of Hongfu girl is really ingenious. She is indeed one of the four big oirans. I have some expectations for the other three oirans. topic."
The man in blue said: "Don't rush to boast, Hong Fu girl hasn't said whether the answer is correct or not?"
Everyone looked at the top floor and listened quietly. At this time, no one spoke, and in an instant, needles falling from the building could be heard.
After a long time, I heard Hong Funu's response: "Correct."
The building suddenly boiled, and the sound of calling was deafening.
In less than half an hour, Mr. He broke Hong Funu's "The Picture of Cows Eating Grass" and spread all over the streets and alleys. To the instant building.
Some men who were not in the brothel heard the news and came here, and even a lot of girls came to have a look.
After more than three years, someone finally broke the first level.
Before, everyone thought that these checkpoints were just a gimmick, and it was impossible to break them. Now that someone has broken them, they are all very excited, which shows that this is true. In addition to the red girl, there are three other queens behind.
It's hard not to look forward to it?
On this day, the flow of water in the building reached its peak, and there were too many people to squeeze in, and everyone came here with gimmicks.
After this time, the status of Shan Nalou has been consolidated, and it has officially become the number one brothel in the world.
Li He smiled, half-guessed and half-baked, and finally he was right. I have to say, it is impossible for a normal brain circuit to figure it out. Fortunately, I have a previous life experience, otherwise I would not have thought of "Cow Eats Sketches" even if I broke my leg.
Seeing the steady stream of customers coming in, the old bustard smiled from ear to ear, believing that in a short period of time, Shan Na Lou will definitely dominate the capital city, and the money will flow into the account like flowing water.
The one who planned this kind of gameplay at the beginning was simply a genius, and the old bustard secretly shocked that the owner of Shan Nalou really knew how to play it.
"My lord, please come with me, I will take you to see Hong Fu Nu right now." The old bustard took Li He upstairs.
Li He followed her up the stairs.
The old bustard smiled and said, "Young Master He, you are a very popular person now, and you will probably become a famous person in the capital soon. What a joy to congratulate you. I would like to congratulate you in advance."
"Isn't it bringing so much traffic to you? By the way, I'm here for free for a few months?"
"Because you are the first one to break through, you can eat, drink and live for free for three months. Of course, the first time you are with the Red Buddha girl is free, and you will have to pay if you want to sleep with her later."
"Uh, isn't it free for life?"
Li He wanted to use the bus for private use.
"My lord, you're thinking too much." The bustard felt that the lord was deliberately pretending not to understand. He had clearly said that it would be free once before, but fortunately there was a clear regulation, otherwise he would really have taken advantage of it.
It's a beautiful idea.
The red Buddha girl was bought by Shan Na Lou at a great price. She eats delicious food and offered food for three years. How can she go whoring for nothing so easily?
It’s a loss for a free whoring. Fortunately, it’s the first time to pass the level and attract all the traffic. It’s not a loss. It’s just a pity that the red Buddha girl is so beautiful, but fortunately, this young man is also very good-looking.
The old bustard brought Li He to the top floor, to the room of the Red Buddha Girl, and said: "This is the room of the Red Buddha Girl, please do yourselves, my lord, I will not bother you."
The madam left wisely, she shouldn't need to teach the next scene, I believe the customer will understand.
Li He gently knocked on the door.
A crisp and tense voice came from inside: "Come in."
After getting the answer, Li He pushed the door open and walked in.
(End of this chapter)
The calm words fell down like catkins, and the playful and laughing clients and the seductive prostitutes quieted down one after another, turning their eyes to the young man in white who spoke, and even the girl in red on the top floor pricked up her ears, wanting to hear what he could say.
Li He spoke calmly, and said: "There is no word on this piece of white paper, and there is no deep meaning or hint. It is just a picture."
As soon as the words fell, some clients frowned, some raised their foreheads, and some leaned back tactically.
An impatient man in blue stood up, pointed at Li He, and said, "How is this possible? How could this piece of paper have no deep meaning and some kind of hint? If you say it is a painting, it is a painting? I also said that it says What about writing?"
"Yes." Several people echoed.
"Although you are the first to propose that the drawing on the white paper is a painting, but the first to mention it does not mean that you are right."
Li He smiled all over his face and did not argue with them. He looked towards the top floor and said:
"There was once a picture drawn with a secret method on the white paper. The author just wiped it off, even the traces. I don't know if I'm right?"
The red-haired girl was short of breath, her two light-white index fingers were constantly twisting, her expression was astonished, her thoughts were disturbed, she panicked, it was the first time she panicked, and it was the first time in three years that someone guessed correctly that it was a painting.
I have a bad premonition that I will lose my virginity today.
Because he didn't hear the answer, Li He raised his voice: "Red Fu Girl, I don't know if what I'm saying is right?"
Everyone held their breath, stopped speaking sarcasm, and quietly waited for the answer.
"Yes, there is indeed a painting on it, and it was drawn by the servants themselves." The melodious voice of Hong Fu Nu fell gently, shattering everyone's ridicule.
"It's really a painting!" Some customers looked at Li He differently, but some still insisted. "If a blind cat catches a dead mouse, he must have guessed."
The melodious voice of the red-haired girl sang like an oriole came out again, and said, "I don't know how the young master knew that this is a painting?"
The man in blue drank tea tactically: "How do you know?"
Li Hedao: "Naturally, it is speculated. You see, the white paper hanging here is just placed in the building. It is ordinary rice paper, not the precious rice paper used by the royal family, so the quality must be lower. It stands to reason It is said that if it has been hung like this, the color will turn yellow and there will be a faint smell. But it does not, which means that this paper was once attached to something, which destroyed the original structure of the white paper, so this paper will be It has not changed color for three years. According to my investigation, if charcoal from Beishan is used for writing or drawing, the particles in the charcoal will destroy the structure of the rice paper itself, which is why the color of the rice paper has not changed.”
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar: "Beishan charcoal still has this effect?"
Most of the people here are young masters who can read and write. Most of the books they usually read are yellowed, and some books are not yellowed, but very few have noticed the reason.
Even Hong Fu Nu was dumbfounded when she heard this, because she also thought about why this piece of white paper hadn't turned yellow in three years. It turned out that it was because Beishan charcoal was used for painting.
"Hee hee hee, you are such a wonderful person, you can even notice this." Hong Fu Nu's laughter was melodious and clear, like a breeze blowing over a hill, like a spring breeze. writing?"
Knowing how to use Beishan charcoal is a bit difficult, but it's not too difficult. If it was a case-solving expert from the Yu Dynasty who came here, he would probably have to guess a thing or two. The difficulty lies in what the charcoal was used for.
The man in blue continued to drink tea and said, "That's right, how do you know it's a painting?"
Li He looked at him: "Shut up, don't talk if you have nothing to do, it's none of your business here."
The client in blue who was drinking tea blushed. He just wanted to show his presence, but he didn't expect to be reprimanded by the other party. Forget it, bear with you and see what tricks you can play.
Li He clasped his hands and said, "Hong Fu girl is not good at writing, but good at embroidery. Everyone knows that. I think if I want to test everyone, I will definitely choose what I am good at to test you. I will naturally go to embroidery." Think about it. What embroidery can embroider is naturally a picture, and the picture is naturally a painting on white paper."
Everyone listened with gusto, only the man in blue who was drinking tea said abruptly, "Can this be done by you?"
Li He glared at the man in blue, and said, "Shut up, don't interrupt me."
The man in blue said with a cheeky face, "You continue."
Li Hedao: "It's not enough to know that it's a post-painting. You should all know [Bai Xiaosheng], I asked Bai Xiaosheng to look it up, and most of the information I got was about the figure of Hongfu Girl. How sexy and enchanting, how graceful, there is almost no other information, but I noticed a small detail, your handkerchief, no matter what pattern is on each of your handkerchiefs, one of the dogs and cows will appear. All handkerchiefs are embroidered Either one of the two patterns must have been made by you. If I guess correctly, you had dogs and cows at home when you were young. But after you embarked on a journey of cultivation, your parents, dogs and sheep passed away one after another. In memory of them, every painting has a dog or a cow."
"Papapa..." Hong Funu applauded, "I really didn't expect that, you can notice this, you are so delicate."
"I'm sure it's a picture, and I'm sure it has a dog or a cow drawn on it. Combined with the fact that you can erase the pattern, then I guess it's a picture."
"What is it?" A woman asked, because she was very curious.
""Cow Eating Grass"."
The man in blue crushed the teacup, unable to bear it any longer: "Just now you were talking nonsense, let's just talk nonsense, what the hell is eating sketches, what the hell?"
Li Hedao: "Only "Cow Eating Grass" can explain her logic of erasing the painting?"
The man in blue was puzzled: "Why?"
Li He said with a smile: "Because the grass was eaten by the cow, and the cow left after eating, so the red girl would erase the drawn things. Not one step is superfluous."
When Li He was on Earth, he had heard of the famous painting "Cow Eating Sketches", which was just a blank sheet of paper with nothing drawn on it.
Q: What about grass?
Answer: "The grass was eaten by the cows."
Q: What about cows?
Answer: "The cow left after eating the grass."
This is a famous painting in the world, nothing is painted, a piece of white paper is exaggerated at a sky-high price. In Li He's eyes, this is deceit. Of course, he absolutely does not admit that he does not know how to appreciate it.
The man in blue swears a lot, scolding like a troll: "Damn it, grandma, that brainless figured it out, is this beaver..."
Except for him, the literati and writers in the building never admit that they can't appreciate it, and they repeatedly praised: "The painting method of Hongfu girl is really ingenious. She is indeed one of the four big oirans. I have some expectations for the other three oirans. topic."
The man in blue said: "Don't rush to boast, Hong Fu girl hasn't said whether the answer is correct or not?"
Everyone looked at the top floor and listened quietly. At this time, no one spoke, and in an instant, needles falling from the building could be heard.
After a long time, I heard Hong Funu's response: "Correct."
The building suddenly boiled, and the sound of calling was deafening.
In less than half an hour, Mr. He broke Hong Funu's "The Picture of Cows Eating Grass" and spread all over the streets and alleys. To the instant building.
Some men who were not in the brothel heard the news and came here, and even a lot of girls came to have a look.
After more than three years, someone finally broke the first level.
Before, everyone thought that these checkpoints were just a gimmick, and it was impossible to break them. Now that someone has broken them, they are all very excited, which shows that this is true. In addition to the red girl, there are three other queens behind.
It's hard not to look forward to it?
On this day, the flow of water in the building reached its peak, and there were too many people to squeeze in, and everyone came here with gimmicks.
After this time, the status of Shan Nalou has been consolidated, and it has officially become the number one brothel in the world.
Li He smiled, half-guessed and half-baked, and finally he was right. I have to say, it is impossible for a normal brain circuit to figure it out. Fortunately, I have a previous life experience, otherwise I would not have thought of "Cow Eats Sketches" even if I broke my leg.
Seeing the steady stream of customers coming in, the old bustard smiled from ear to ear, believing that in a short period of time, Shan Na Lou will definitely dominate the capital city, and the money will flow into the account like flowing water.
The one who planned this kind of gameplay at the beginning was simply a genius, and the old bustard secretly shocked that the owner of Shan Nalou really knew how to play it.
"My lord, please come with me, I will take you to see Hong Fu Nu right now." The old bustard took Li He upstairs.
Li He followed her up the stairs.
The old bustard smiled and said, "Young Master He, you are a very popular person now, and you will probably become a famous person in the capital soon. What a joy to congratulate you. I would like to congratulate you in advance."
"Isn't it bringing so much traffic to you? By the way, I'm here for free for a few months?"
"Because you are the first one to break through, you can eat, drink and live for free for three months. Of course, the first time you are with the Red Buddha girl is free, and you will have to pay if you want to sleep with her later."
"Uh, isn't it free for life?"
Li He wanted to use the bus for private use.
"My lord, you're thinking too much." The bustard felt that the lord was deliberately pretending not to understand. He had clearly said that it would be free once before, but fortunately there was a clear regulation, otherwise he would really have taken advantage of it.
It's a beautiful idea.
The red Buddha girl was bought by Shan Na Lou at a great price. She eats delicious food and offered food for three years. How can she go whoring for nothing so easily?
It’s a loss for a free whoring. Fortunately, it’s the first time to pass the level and attract all the traffic. It’s not a loss. It’s just a pity that the red Buddha girl is so beautiful, but fortunately, this young man is also very good-looking.
The old bustard brought Li He to the top floor, to the room of the Red Buddha Girl, and said: "This is the room of the Red Buddha Girl, please do yourselves, my lord, I will not bother you."
The madam left wisely, she shouldn't need to teach the next scene, I believe the customer will understand.
Li He gently knocked on the door.
A crisp and tense voice came from inside: "Come in."
After getting the answer, Li He pushed the door open and walked in.
(End of this chapter)
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