Back to the small fishing village in 1982Y

Chapter 154

Lin Xiuqing happened to be flipping the dried fish at the door, watching Ye Yaodong bring a piece of pork liver and a pork belly home, and asked in surprise, "Where did you buy it?"

"I didn't buy it. I got it from the fat man. His father-in-law gave me a bunch of pig offal. Let me take some back."

"This pork belly weighs more than three catties, right? How can we finish it? Why don't we take it to my mother and stew it for her?"

"Okay, take it for her to deal with. After the stew is finished, let's pack two bowls. It's easy. Let's keep the pork liver. You can eat more."

"it is good."

Pork belly warms the stomach. The local cooking method is to stuff a small hen in the pork belly and stew it, which is called pork belly chicken.

Or tie the head and tail of the pork belly, beat a few eggs in the middle of the stomach, and then stew it with the tonic. When the stew is cooked, cut it with scissors and eat it.

There are no pullets at the moment, and Ye Yaodong hasn't eaten the eggs that Ye Mu cracked into the pig's belly for many years, and no one tells them.

For dinner, they have a bowl of steamed fish, a bowl of fried cabbage, and then pork belly soup.

Lin Xiuqing boiled the pork liver and spinach soup and put it aside, covered it and kept it, and made it tomorrow, otherwise the pork liver would stink after being left overnight.

After a good meal, Ye Yaodong helped watch the children for a while, and after dark, Ye Yaodong planned to go out to exercise his muscles and bones.

The three of them came directly to the vicinity of Xu Laifu's house. No matter whether they could get someone or not, they were idle anyway, so they just went out for a stroll, and it didn't matter if they were eating or drinking.

Ah Zheng just got married and was mixing oils with his wife. It was inconvenient to disturb him at night, and Ah Guang was going to sea again at night, so they didn't call him, just the three of them.

Xiao Xiao also had the foresight to take out two packs of sunflower seeds from his pocket.

Ye Yaodong took the bundle of paper in his hand with a chuckle, "You are quite well prepared, you have brought all the melon seeds."

"Aren't you afraid of being bored? Just passing by the small shop, I bought two packs by the way, so I don't have to wait. It's just right to take two packs of melon seeds."

"I don't know when this turtle grandson will come out."

"Urgency must be solved with the urinal in the house, you have to wait until he is in a hurry."

"Shouldn't you beat all his shit out then?"

"Do you want to be so cruel?"

"Then wait until he finishes pulling?"

"Can you horse riders stop shit, shit? The melon seeds are no longer fragrant."

"You don't shit, do you? The pork belly you took away this afternoon is filled with pig feces!"

Ye Yaodong looked at the fat man speechlessly, then moved two steps to the side, leaning against a big tree.

The fat man raised his eyebrows proudly.

"You fat man, can you stop talking so disgusting? I also ate stir-fried sausage at night." Xiao Xiaobian said and moved closer to Ye Yaodong.

"Eating is eating, talk is talking, eating and drinking is a major event in life! Vulgarity is elegance!"

The three of them were chatting while eating melon seeds. Fortunately, it was only October and it wasn't very cold.

"When the melon seeds are finished, go buy two more packs, and then we will go back to our respective houses before we finish eating, and we will go to the sea early in the first day of the new year, and the tide will ebb at 6 o'clock on the first day..."

"Shh~ it's out, it's out, don't buy it..."

The three of them looked down the slope, only to see a figure walking forward with a limp on one leg, looking left and right.

When they first came here, they deliberately chose to stand on a high slope, so that they could see the bottom clearly.

"It's not in vain to wait."

"Eating and drinking Lazard always..."

"Shhh~ stop eating, drinking, and messing around, be quiet, you just walked out of the house, don't make any noise to scare him back~"

The three sneaked behind, one at the bottom and three at the top, until they almost reached the toilet.

Xiao Xiao: "He really came out to solve the major issues in life."

Ye Yaodong: "Otherwise you think it's Pixiu, you can only get in and out?"

Fatty: "Let's really stay here and wait for him to finish pulling!"

Ye Yaodong: "Otherwise? Do you really want to punch his shit out?"

Xiao Xiao: "He's gone in, why don't we scare him first? When he comes out with his trousers up, it's just right to put him in a sack?"

"It stinks..."

"Go, it's not like you haven't been to the toilet before."

The latrine at the moment is just a small, short house, worse than a pigsty, with a big latrine underneath, and small white animals wriggling inside.

There are simply a few wooden boards on the top, so that people can stand on it, and the front is only covered by a small curtain woven with straw, and there is a little bit of foot exposed underneath.

In case someone approaches, you can still know that there is someone inside, or the person inside will pretend to cough a few times to remind the outside that someone is inside.

The three of them murmured in low voices as they walked down, "How can I scare you?"

Xiaoxiao slightly proudly said: "I'll see you later!"

"Okay, then it's up to you."

Then as he walked, he felt that he was the only one?

Looking back, those two guys stood still after he finished speaking!

Grass!
He desperately winked and told them to come forward, but they just shook their heads motionless?She even pouted at him, urging him to hurry up!

Dog day!
It was agreed to go together, and the two of them hid behind their backs!
He almost went blind with staring eyes, and the two of them still didn't move, and he was so angry!

Hearing the sound of trousers being pulled up in the latrine, he had no choice but to go up by himself.

Silently pulled his throat, and then he used a shrill voice, pretending to cry there...

"Woooooooo~ I died so badly~ Woooooooooo~ Give me my life back~"

Feeling the sound of the plank shaking, his confidence increased greatly and he continued to make persistent efforts.

"Woooooooooo~~Hundreds of years~I finally found you~~Fu~brother~"

"Bang~"

"Boom~"

"Ah~ help~ vomit~~"

When Xiao Xiao heard the movement of the latrine, she jumped up excitedly, and her heart was always lying, she was so excited.

Ye Yaodong and Fatty also covered their mouths and noses in surprise and ran forward, listening to the occasional sounds of nausea from the latrine, grinned silently there, and they both gave Xiaoxiao their thumbs up.

This is just a small latrine, neither too big nor too deep. If people fall into it, they can still stand up and climb out.

At this moment, they saw a hand protruding from the latrine, and heard the sound of him climbing up the latrine, they immediately ran up the slope again, and squatted there muttering softly.

"It's really you, and you actually scared him so much that he fell into the latrine?"

"It's because he's really timid. It's useless if you don't scare him, you weak chicken."

"That's why it's called a guilty conscience!"

"Ugh~ It's so disgusting..."

I saw him crawling up from the latrine with his face still blue and purple, and white worms wriggling on his body, and he was jumping there while gagging, as if he wanted to shake off the disgusting things on his body...

The three of them shuddered in disgust, but watched with relish, without blinking their eyes.

Xu Laifu also disliked himself, looking at the things hanging on his body, he wanted to die.

He also suspected that someone was deliberately scaring him just now, but he looked left and right, and there was no one anywhere, and his body was so disgusting that he could only vomit and limped home first.

The three of them looked at the disgusting unknown objects on the ground in front of the latrine, as well as the liquid dripping from his body along the way, and the footprints with marks on them, their faces were full of disgust.

Xiao Xiao: "Stop fighting? It's too disgusting."

Fatty: "Who dares to go up here?"

"Made, I've got goosebumps all over the floor. It's so disgusting that I almost vomit."

Ye Yaodong shuddered as he said that, fortunately, there is a toilet at the back door of his new house, so he doesn't need to go to the latrine, and he doesn't need to pick and dump the cesspit so hard, it's just right to mix it with water as fertilizer to grow vegetables.

"Tonight's experience is probably something he will never forget!"

"I won't go to the toilet anymore. With my tonnage, I'm afraid that I will end up with him by accident!"

Ye Yaodong looked him up and down, he really had to visit his house often!
"Take it easy! It's lucky that you haven't fallen in the toilet for so many years. If you gain more weight, the board will not be able to bear your weight."

"I have to tell my wife to buy a big toilet! At worst, I'll empty it more diligently."

Xiaoxiao stretched her neck and looked at the little figure in the distance, "Do you still want to follow?"

"Go, go, I'm free anyway, follow up and have a look?"

"Oh my god, tonight's experience really touched my heart!"

"You are so perverted!"

"Each each other!"

The three continued to follow behind Xu Laifu enthusiastically, keeping a long distance from him, so as not to have the pungent smell of ecstasy wafting into their noses...

When they reached the uphill location of his house, they stopped, squatted there and listened.

"What stinks so much?"

"I smell it too?"

"Did someone knock over the urinal in his room?"

After a while, the lights in the whole Xu's house were turned on. Xu's mother was cursing, knocking on every room and asking, only to find that her youngest son was not in the room, and there were some unknown liquids and stains on the floor of the main room.

She squatted down and smelled it, and her whole face immediately wrinkled, and she kept cursing as she opened and closed her mouth...

The three squatted on the hillside and looked in through the window of his house with relish...

After a while, Xu's mother heard the sound of water at the back door, opened the door, and immediately waved her hands in disgust, trying to drive away the disgusting smell.

"What are you doing? What stinks so much?"

"Mom, I was not careful!"

how careless?

She looked forward, and immediately felt even more disgusted. There were insects wriggling on her body?

"Did you fall into the latrine? Are you a fool? You still go home? There are marks everywhere, you idiot..."

Xu's mother scolded him fiercely, and ordered him to wash up before entering the house, and then went in to clean up the ground...

The three of them didn't pat their butts until they had watched the whole farce, and stood up contentedly.

“It was a worthwhile trip tonight!”

"Laughing to death, those who go to the latrine tomorrow, seeing the filth all around the latrine, should curse again."

"It's disgusting, go home and wash up and sleep."

Lin Xiuqing saw that he came back late today, with a bright smile on his face, couldn't help lowering her voice and asked, "You found the money, so happy?"

"Is there anything happier than picking up money?"

He told her what happened that night with a smile all over his face, and Lin Xiuqing was also speechless.

"You guys are really hurt! It's much more uncomfortable to fall into the latrine than to be beaten."

"Haha, that's because he's timid. It's none of our business. We didn't even touch a finger of him. I laughed so hard."

"Don't laugh, don't wake up the child, go wash your hands and feet and go to sleep."

Ye Yaodong happily complied.

　This chapter is really disgusting...

　　Hahaha

　　
　
(End of this chapter)