If you become a monster, you will succeed.

Chapter 230 Changes
"Yaoyao! Wake up!"

In the early morning, her mother's voice came through the door. Chen Xiyao rubbed her eyes and got up from the bed. She woke up a little after washing up.

When I came to the restaurant, I saw my father sitting in the main seat and watching the news. My mother put breakfast on the dining table, picked up her mobile phone and started watching short videos.

Chen Xiyao just took a bite of her breakfast when she suddenly heard an extremely exaggerated voice from her mother's mobile phone:

"This Changchun Kungfu is the technique left by the Master Changchun of the Quanzhen School. As the name suggests, it is an inner strength method that can keep people youthful forever. Of course, everyone knows that this inner strength must not be practiced casually. It’s not good for everyone, but everyone who saw this video today is blessed. The Changchun Internet Martial Art Museum has officially opened. No more than 880, no more than [-], only [-], and a month’s private training will be brought back Home, one-on-one professional counseling, consult at any time, explain intimately, you..."

"Ahem..." Chen Xiyao coughed twice when she heard the words, put down the egg fried steamed bun that she had just bitten into, and said speechlessly:

"Why are you starting to care about this? Didn't you say you weren't interested when I asked you before school started?"

Before Mama Chen, who was overwhelmed by the bluetooth disconnection, found an excuse, Father Chen, who was watching the news on TV that "[-] bronze men from the Xijing Police Station destroyed the den of human trafficking", explained without looking back:
"Your mother has a handkerchief and practiced some jade toad secrets. She looks like she is five or six years younger, so she is tempted, but didn't she reject you before? So I don't have the nerve to talk to you. Speaking of that jade The Toad Secret Code seems to be a project developed by the Fourth Military Medical University. Didn’t you get the recommendation from there? Help your mother to ask, so that she won’t have to search the Internet every day..."

"Just you know! I'm afraid that my daughter owes favors, but she's a member of the organization, so don't mess around!"

Chen's mother glared at Chen's father, then looked at Chen Xiyao and said:
"Don't listen to your dad's nonsense, it's not bad for a year or two!"

"You said that..." Chen Xiyao rolled her eyes, settled the fried steamed buns and soy milk in two mouthfuls, then picked up her schoolbag and said:

"Don't worry about this. I'll bring you a decent set tonight. By the way, Dad, why don't you take the time to practice, it's better than goji berries!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for her father to respond, Chen Xiyao turned around and walked out of the house.

Walking out of the corridor, you can already see non-sleeping children playing around in the yard, just like when I was a child, most of the children in the yard were carrying golden cudgels. At this time, these children were also carrying an inflatable killer whale, and The few children who carried other weapons were as wronged as the children who carried the nine-toothed rake back then.

With the corners of her mouth slightly raised, Chen Xiyao stepped out of the community and saw the traffic light just turned red.

"Disciples of the Martial God practiced martial arts in Baotou yesterday, and it looks like an electronic dragon." Chen Xiyao stood beside the lamp post, took advantage of the red light to turn on her mobile phone, and looked at the headlines on the home page, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she was about to complain "I haven't even condensed my true form", but suddenly I felt a strong wind blowing past me.

Chen Xiyao raised her head suddenly, and saw a bastard who looked a few years younger than herself and took off. After borrowing strength from the railing beside the curb, he tapped his foot on the roof of a passing car. Leaping to the opposite side of the road, the air was filled with [Yan Guo swearing] from the car drivers whose roofs were stepped on.

"It's another brat who started to die after learning lightness skills for a few days, that is, the speed of the car at the gate of the community is slow, otherwise he will kill you!"

Chen Xiyao is no stranger to such a situation, but not every car owner can bear it. She saw a white Volkswagen suddenly parked by the side of the road, and then saw the owner in a suit without even opening the door, just like He got out of the car window like a swimming snake, caught up with the brat in a few strides, grabbed his collar and started calling the Traffic Management Bureau.

The street lights changed color, Chen Xiyao slowly crossed the road, and she could still hear the man in the suit slowly reporting to the Traffic Management Bureau, as well as the brat shouting like killing a pig——

"You still dare to report, I criticize education at most, you are going to have points deducted! Do you understand the points deducted! You don't want your driver's license?"

……

On the other side, Feng Xue and Liu Qi had just finished their morning class. Looking at the endless grassland, Feng Xue took out a dice, intending to write the "Branch Consciousness 3.72a" that was just updated yesterday, but suddenly heard a burst of music Come on, it's a very old song...

"The wind blows the dust and sand~~clouds turn into rain and land~~countless heroes..."

"Hi, hello, who..."

Seeing that it was her apprentice's phone call, Feng Xue immediately showed a happy smile on her face, and stopped what she was doing. Sure enough, at the next moment, Liu Qi, who had an expression of "couldn't it be a harassing call again?" suddenly I can't wait to squat on the ground to answer the phone...

"Mom! What Electronic Dragon Martial Saint? That's a joke! What you said, I'm just traveling! Yes, don't worry, your son doesn't fight with others, and he doesn't go to the ring either!

"What? Only killing and not performing? What era did that happen? Now is a harmonious society! Harmonious! The law doesn't recognize life and death! Martial arts practice is about strengthening the body, cultivating one's morality, not fighting and killing! Yes, really Yes! Doesn’t my sister’s school also offer martial arts classes?
"I'll go, which bastard introduced you to read it? The contract... well, it's true that I wrote it, but it's a novel! Oh my god! Didn't I just want to attract readers? Kung fu is so popular now, When I said it was adapted from real events, wouldn't that be enough to attract more people?

"I really didn't lie to you! What kind of daughter-in-law is there? They all say it's a gimmick! You are also a school girl, your son has graduated for a few years, and you just look at my face, as if I can go to high school to accompany you?

"Oh, it's because there is no such thing as real! Look at those who write romance novels, which one has actually fallen in love?

"Don't, those are not serious people! Yes, don't believe it! By the way, have you switched to my practice? Is there anything you don't understand?
"What? Just the file I sent you last month when you said you were practicing the sense of qi! Yes, that's it! Hey mom, am I afraid that you can't understand classical Chinese? Anyone who speaks vernacular can't rely on it. It’s a joke! Your son is an electronic dragon warrior! I’m not reliable. Where can you find a reliable one? Ah, it’s not... It’s a joke... It’s not... Forget it! Anyway, the kung fu is real Yes! You and my dad practice hard... By the way! Don't give it to my little sister!

"How can it be! It's just how old she is, so you're not afraid that she will learn to go out and cause trouble? Uh... that's over! You better watch closely, I'm thinking that the school has to call parents these days... It's not that bad, It's all about keeping in good health..."

……

After a long while, Liu Qi hung up the phone with a burnt-out expression, and looked at the master with a lively expression, feeling a little embarrassed for a while, but Feng Xue waved her hands indifferently and said:
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, how handsome the electronic dragon is!"

"..." Liu Qi froze there again. If he had known that a little self-suggestion would have such a big impact, he would never have yelled that famous sentence a few months ago!

(End of this chapter)