If you become a monster, you will succeed.

Chapter 369 The anchor is crazy, right?

The spreading branch-like tentacles of the gambler had come to Dunn in a blink of an eye. At any time, such a picture was enough to be put into a thriller movie as a highlight scene.

However, at this moment, Dunn's body was filled with a strong funny temperament. He grabbed a branch with one hand and jumped up and down like a nimble monkey. Dongfang's elders were amazed by his bullet-grabbing skills, avoiding the branches that almost locked all his avoiding directions.

"Buzz-"

The roar of the chainsaw echoed in the live broadcast room, whether it was the strange liquid splashed, the twisted and dry tentacles, or the chainsaw cutting crazily, every element fits the essence of the horror film, but when they are pieced together , but gives a strong sense of incongruity.

And the sailors that had been arranged for a long time finally appeared at this moment, and the vip barrages were quite eye-catching across the screen——

[The anchor is bringing goods to the chainsaw company, right? 】

[Fuck, what you said is really similar. 】

[The anchor is so good at chopping, he must not be tired of logging, right? 】

……

The barrage of jokes, joy, or ridicule erupted in an instant, completely suppressing the last bit of depression and fear, and only the joyful movements of the anchor flowed on the screen.

"Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky!"

Shouting unlucky words incessantly, Dunn, who jumped up and down, finally made a gap with the chainsaw, and threw the chainsaw, which was still spinning at high speed, at the "body" of the gambler, while he himself was an accelerated run-up from the opening. The exit channel was drilled out.

While drilling, he warned the drone:

"The chainsaw in the open state is a very dangerous thing, don't throw it away like me! Know era (refer to the sound of the donkey)~~!"

Before he finished speaking, a branch was drawn on his body, but the atmosphere that should have been very serious and fearful was completely lost by his out-of-pitch, screaming pain that resembled a donkey braying.

Dunn was blown away by a gambler like a spinning top, but the angry cry made the audience clearly realize that the anchor was still alive and kicking.

"Fuck, I don't give out cats when I'm old, you are dying like a tiger!"

Dunn, who was spinning in the air like a blown rocket team, grabbed the outer edge of the building covered with garbage. It was originally a very beautiful little hook, but the moment he stood up, But stepped on a piece of broken watermelon, the whole person "biaji~~" and fell from the stairs about ten meters high.

The audience was about to cover their faces, but they saw the thick branches sweeping across suddenly, and the originally solid building slanted down like a banana sliced ​​by a monomolecular knife. The original embarrassment turned into joy at this moment.

"So you must not be afraid to fight ghosts. You can see that the branch is easy to cut down the building, but I am strong-willed, so I am not afraid, so he will be fine if he draws on me!"

Dunn, with the watermelon rind on his head, finally stood up, and gave a serious explanation to the audience in the live broadcast room. Although the audience really wanted to take out a mirror, let the anchor see himself and the description of "nothing at all". There is such a huge difference, but after a closer look, it is found that although the woolen coat on the anchor has been drawn into a beggar's outfit, he really didn't shed a drop of blood.

【Is this really fucking invulnerable? ! 】

The pop-up barrage appeared in a timely manner, and the viewers who had seen the branch cut the building would not feel that it was lacking in power, and the barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly ushered in a wave of peaks.

Feeling the [knowledge] pouring into his body, Dunn funnyly began to look around, as if looking for a weapon that could be used.

Soon, his eyes lit up suddenly, not to describe it, the audience really saw his eyes shining at that moment!

Dunn, who finally found the "big killer", took a step forward, and rushed out in a strange posture with his body running out and his head still in place. What stayed where it was was the piece of watermelon rind that "didn't have time to keep up with" the anchor.

[Is the anchor interested in making a movie?We at Blue Cardwood recently wanted to make an action comedy movie. 】

[Our Collywood production doubles! 】

[We are four times as out of Hollywood! 】

[Bah, where does the money come from like Hollywood? 】

Accounts without real-name authentication are speaking irresponsibly, and they don't worry about being held accountable by several film companies, after all, they are all secret consortia.

But the audience didn't know this. Under the cognition of "no one dares to fake the id of a big company", they subconsciously took these bullet screens as real.

The atmosphere on the Internet became more and more heated, and more viewers were attracted. Then, after being taken aback by the gambler who made people lose san value just by looking at his appearance, he focused his attention on the trash On the host who rummaged through the pile.

[The anchor isn't running yet?What are you doing pouting? 】

【Fuck, this ghost is a bitch, right?Why only smoke clothes but not people? 】

[The anchor is invulnerable! 】

【God damn meow is invulnerable...】

There were more and more barrages, and Dunn, who was rummaging through the trash like a wild dog digging a hole, suddenly paused. Then, he took out a metal tube as thick as a forearm from the hole, held it in his hand, and revealed A very standard advertising smile.

The picture even gave a close-up for a moment. If you don't consider the harsh environment behind you, you will think it is another advertisement made by some daily chemical company anywhere you take it.

And this Zhou's close-up of Dunn only lasted for less than a second before he was interrupted by the gambler. It seemed that he realized that he could not directly hurt him. Then he smashed it over.

It was in this composition filled with a sense of crisis that Dunn suddenly pushed the metal pipe in his hand forward, and said loudly in a tone full of commercial rhythm:
"Spray instant herbicide! All weeds and bacteria will die with one spray!"

As soon as the words fell, his fingers suddenly pressed down on the spray knob, and a uniform spray sprayed out from the nozzle of the metal tube. The gambler, who was obviously not a plant, immediately began to struggle and twist when he came into contact with the spray, with the dice-like There was also a painful wail from his head.

【This unscientific! 】

【No magic! 】

[Not metaphysics! 】

[I can't bear the plastic wrap chocolate, what the hell is the herbicide? 】

……

Seeing the bullet screens that don't know whether they are jokes or tap water, Dunn chased the branches and sprayed wildly, while still not forgetting to explain with his mouth covered by his sleeve:

"How many times have I said that ghosts are made up of cognition. As long as you have strong willpower, ghosts are afraid of whatever you think! I think it looks like weeds, so I think it is afraid of herbicides. So it is afraid, understand? Ah, dare to resist? I will spray!"

　Played a lot of Hong Kong movie stalks, maybe young people can't understand...

　　
　
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