If you become a monster, you will succeed.
Chapter 730 What else is missing?
Chapter 730 What else is missing?
"Boiled!"
"puff!"
"What?"
As soon as the nurse finished speaking, the three people in the ward made completely different sounds almost at the same time.
Looking at Melbourne, who couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Pade, who looked confused, Li Zixiong's face was full of embarrassment. At this moment, he felt that he was better than this crooked man who overestimated his abilities while walking around Wuguan Street and ended up throwing himself on the street. Nuts are even more embarrassing.
Although they met by chance, he felt that for the sake of the Yan people's face, he still had to explain. Even though he was embarrassed, he explained:
"I dare say that the parents must not have attended the prenatal tutoring class, or they dozed off during the class. Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to practice the fetal protection skill without any brain. Who the hell would have the brain to put ten layers of gold on the baby? Bell jar! Ten layers! Oh my god! Two years ago, the army only asked for a nine-layer golden bell jar for selection! How dare they?
"More than 70 floors, nearly [-] meters! I just came down with a small bomb that can counteract the internal shock. Thanks to my quick reaction at the time, look at how miserable I am now, right? It's because of my quick reaction. If When the body protection and infuriating energy collide together, the shock reaction alone can knock out my liver! Fuck, ten layers of golden bell! I am only eight layers!"
Just as the two Waiguoren were listening to this man's stand-up comic-like narration in stunned silence, a voice that was even more embarrassing than the man who was thrown into the hospital by a baby suddenly came from the door -
"Well, I'm sorry..."
In an instant, Li Zixiong's voice stopped suddenly. Four people in the room, including the nurse, looked at the door at the same time. They saw a young man looking into the room with an expression on his face that he wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes. In his arms, there was a baby who looked a little dirty.
"Is this a baby that can knock people into the hospital?" Pade didn't understand the fetal protection skill or the tenth level. He was now very curious. If such a big man was smashed into the hospital, why was the baby so small? Nothing happened.
"My wife went to pay the bill. I came here to apologize to you first. I'm really sorry. I didn't expect this naughty kid to even think about breaking the security net..." The man walked in with the child in his arms, and another He also carried a box of "Pei Yuan Liquid" that looked quite high-end in his hand. When Li Zixiong saw this, he also sighed and looked speechless:
"Brother, there's nothing else. I just want to know how on earth did your family achieve the tenth level of the fetal protection skill in ten months? This is not something that can be done accidentally. Have you started practicing?"
Hearing this question, the man's expression froze obviously, and he couldn't tell the reason for a long time. However, judging from his embarrassed and somewhat difficult-to-speak expression, Li Zixiong suddenly widened his eyes as if enlightened, and then showed a slightly A somewhat unharmonious smile.
The two men looked at each other for a while, then suddenly looked away, making the two crooked nuts look at each other.
"Old Mo, what are they talking about?"
"They should be discussing how to make the child have ten layers of golden bells at birth." Although Melbourne already knows a lot about Yan Country, after all, it has only been here for more than half a year, and it is far from being able to tell it with just one look. The point where you can understand everything.
However, Pad was not interested in how to practice Kung Fu. He was more interested in Kung Fu itself——
"What is that ten-layered golden bell? And what Li Zixiong said about the pregnancy-preserving skill... According to them, that little baby has it? Is it the kind of skill in the movie that is passed on to the younger generation? But I haven't heard of it. You’re the one who teaches the exercises to babies!”
"Um, the full name of the pregnancy-preserving skill is "Jinzibao Tiehe Che Liujia Henglian Pregnancy Skill". It is currently the top three most popular exercises in the Yan Kingdom. Even if you don't know how to do it originally, the Civil Affairs Bureau will do it when you get your marriage certificate. One set is given out for free. It is said that it was originally developed by a certain martial arts legend to prevent the husband and wife from having a life-threatening game due to the excessive gap in martial arts. Later, due to the popularization of martial arts in the Yan Kingdom, ordinary babies were too fragile, so helpers were added. The function of baby training allows babies to start practicing the most popular horizontal training method "Golden Bell" in the Yan Kingdom before they are born."
Melbourne was talking about this common-sense Kung Fu technique in Yan Kingdom, but Pader asked thoughtfully: "Then is this golden bell cover powerful?"
"It's no longer a question of whether it's powerful or not." Melbourne grinned, as if he was thinking about how to explain it in his mind. After a while, he said:
"Let's put it this way, generally Yan Guo's fetal protection skills will be practiced to the fifth level. The golden bell of this level can ignore bullets, fragmentation grenades and other thermal weapons, and will not be injured even if it is hit by a high-speed car. , and when you reach the seventh floor, it can be regarded as reaching the "famous" level only on the defensive level, and your whole body has strong anti-shock power. If you reach the ninth floor, you can pick leaves and flying flowers to hurt people. A steel bar as thick as a finger can be broken apart by listening to the looseness..."
"The tenth floor..." Pad heard this and finally realized the seriousness of the problem. Melbourne hesitated for a moment before saying in an uncertain tone: "When I was still in Colombia, I saw it on the oil pipeline. An anchor who had reached the tenth level of the Golden Bell, he spat and penetrated an armored vehicle 200 meters away..."
"Gudong..." Pad swallowed, and suddenly felt that he seemed to understand why the document he signed had such a strange item as "baby bite".
Maybe, probably, maybe...
He really couldn't beat that baby?
but……
"Why can babies reach the tenth level, while Li Zixiong is only at the eighth level?"
Pad asked in a low voice, but people who practice martial arts naturally have sharp ears and eyesight. Li Zixiong, who was already embarrassed by being hit by a baby, immediately turned his head and said with a blushing face:
"Change bonus, change bonus, do you know? It has only been ten years since Yanguo martial arts became popular! Being able to practice to the eighth level through normal methods is already amazing! And I don't just know how to practice horizontally. What I'm really good at is having good internal strength. ?"
"You can still get hurt if you have strong internal strength?" Padre was thinking so, but he didn't say it out loud because of the previous lesson. But without him saying it, everyone could see from his micro-expression that the hug was The man holding the baby immediately came to Li Zixiong's rescue and said:
"Brother Li's internal energy is very strong, but the ten-layer golden bell shield can counteract his internal energy. If Brother Li uses his internal energy, although he may be fine, the nearby buildings and passers-by may be affected, and then the sidewalk will not be damaged. There’s a problem…”
"No, it's actually my reaction that was slow, otherwise I could use some gentleness to cushion it..." Li Zixiong responded modestly when he saw someone helping to support him. Pad looked at the two of them suddenly starting to talk to each other, and couldn't help but turn his head to look. Xiang Laomo:
"Old Mo Qian, tell me the truth. How far is it from me to live a normal life in Yan country?"
Melbourne looked at the serious look in his fellow countryman's eyes and was a little reluctant to hit him, but he was worried that his soft words would cause the other party to commit suicide and implicate himself in deducting points. Finally, he said in a clear tone: "Do you really want to listen?"
"Yeah." In fact, after hearing this question, Pad knew that it was still far away, but he still nodded, indicating that he was ready.
Seeing this, Melbourne spit out his answer: "One more ID card is needed..."
"Stop comforting me." Pad was not satisfied with Melbourne's answer, but Melbourne shook his head and said -
"I'm not comforting you. It's just that if you are not from the Yan Kingdom, it is impossible to live a normal life in the Yan Kingdom."
(End of this chapter)
"Boiled!"
"puff!"
"What?"
As soon as the nurse finished speaking, the three people in the ward made completely different sounds almost at the same time.
Looking at Melbourne, who couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Pade, who looked confused, Li Zixiong's face was full of embarrassment. At this moment, he felt that he was better than this crooked man who overestimated his abilities while walking around Wuguan Street and ended up throwing himself on the street. Nuts are even more embarrassing.
Although they met by chance, he felt that for the sake of the Yan people's face, he still had to explain. Even though he was embarrassed, he explained:
"I dare say that the parents must not have attended the prenatal tutoring class, or they dozed off during the class. Otherwise, it is absolutely impossible to practice the fetal protection skill without any brain. Who the hell would have the brain to put ten layers of gold on the baby? Bell jar! Ten layers! Oh my god! Two years ago, the army only asked for a nine-layer golden bell jar for selection! How dare they?
"More than 70 floors, nearly [-] meters! I just came down with a small bomb that can counteract the internal shock. Thanks to my quick reaction at the time, look at how miserable I am now, right? It's because of my quick reaction. If When the body protection and infuriating energy collide together, the shock reaction alone can knock out my liver! Fuck, ten layers of golden bell! I am only eight layers!"
Just as the two Waiguoren were listening to this man's stand-up comic-like narration in stunned silence, a voice that was even more embarrassing than the man who was thrown into the hospital by a baby suddenly came from the door -
"Well, I'm sorry..."
In an instant, Li Zixiong's voice stopped suddenly. Four people in the room, including the nurse, looked at the door at the same time. They saw a young man looking into the room with an expression on his face that he wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with his toes. In his arms, there was a baby who looked a little dirty.
"Is this a baby that can knock people into the hospital?" Pade didn't understand the fetal protection skill or the tenth level. He was now very curious. If such a big man was smashed into the hospital, why was the baby so small? Nothing happened.
"My wife went to pay the bill. I came here to apologize to you first. I'm really sorry. I didn't expect this naughty kid to even think about breaking the security net..." The man walked in with the child in his arms, and another He also carried a box of "Pei Yuan Liquid" that looked quite high-end in his hand. When Li Zixiong saw this, he also sighed and looked speechless:
"Brother, there's nothing else. I just want to know how on earth did your family achieve the tenth level of the fetal protection skill in ten months? This is not something that can be done accidentally. Have you started practicing?"
Hearing this question, the man's expression froze obviously, and he couldn't tell the reason for a long time. However, judging from his embarrassed and somewhat difficult-to-speak expression, Li Zixiong suddenly widened his eyes as if enlightened, and then showed a slightly A somewhat unharmonious smile.
The two men looked at each other for a while, then suddenly looked away, making the two crooked nuts look at each other.
"Old Mo, what are they talking about?"
"They should be discussing how to make the child have ten layers of golden bells at birth." Although Melbourne already knows a lot about Yan Country, after all, it has only been here for more than half a year, and it is far from being able to tell it with just one look. The point where you can understand everything.
However, Pad was not interested in how to practice Kung Fu. He was more interested in Kung Fu itself——
"What is that ten-layered golden bell? And what Li Zixiong said about the pregnancy-preserving skill... According to them, that little baby has it? Is it the kind of skill in the movie that is passed on to the younger generation? But I haven't heard of it. You’re the one who teaches the exercises to babies!”
"Um, the full name of the pregnancy-preserving skill is "Jinzibao Tiehe Che Liujia Henglian Pregnancy Skill". It is currently the top three most popular exercises in the Yan Kingdom. Even if you don't know how to do it originally, the Civil Affairs Bureau will do it when you get your marriage certificate. One set is given out for free. It is said that it was originally developed by a certain martial arts legend to prevent the husband and wife from having a life-threatening game due to the excessive gap in martial arts. Later, due to the popularization of martial arts in the Yan Kingdom, ordinary babies were too fragile, so helpers were added. The function of baby training allows babies to start practicing the most popular horizontal training method "Golden Bell" in the Yan Kingdom before they are born."
Melbourne was talking about this common-sense Kung Fu technique in Yan Kingdom, but Pader asked thoughtfully: "Then is this golden bell cover powerful?"
"It's no longer a question of whether it's powerful or not." Melbourne grinned, as if he was thinking about how to explain it in his mind. After a while, he said:
"Let's put it this way, generally Yan Guo's fetal protection skills will be practiced to the fifth level. The golden bell of this level can ignore bullets, fragmentation grenades and other thermal weapons, and will not be injured even if it is hit by a high-speed car. , and when you reach the seventh floor, it can be regarded as reaching the "famous" level only on the defensive level, and your whole body has strong anti-shock power. If you reach the ninth floor, you can pick leaves and flying flowers to hurt people. A steel bar as thick as a finger can be broken apart by listening to the looseness..."
"The tenth floor..." Pad heard this and finally realized the seriousness of the problem. Melbourne hesitated for a moment before saying in an uncertain tone: "When I was still in Colombia, I saw it on the oil pipeline. An anchor who had reached the tenth level of the Golden Bell, he spat and penetrated an armored vehicle 200 meters away..."
"Gudong..." Pad swallowed, and suddenly felt that he seemed to understand why the document he signed had such a strange item as "baby bite".
Maybe, probably, maybe...
He really couldn't beat that baby?
but……
"Why can babies reach the tenth level, while Li Zixiong is only at the eighth level?"
Pad asked in a low voice, but people who practice martial arts naturally have sharp ears and eyesight. Li Zixiong, who was already embarrassed by being hit by a baby, immediately turned his head and said with a blushing face:
"Change bonus, change bonus, do you know? It has only been ten years since Yanguo martial arts became popular! Being able to practice to the eighth level through normal methods is already amazing! And I don't just know how to practice horizontally. What I'm really good at is having good internal strength. ?"
"You can still get hurt if you have strong internal strength?" Padre was thinking so, but he didn't say it out loud because of the previous lesson. But without him saying it, everyone could see from his micro-expression that the hug was The man holding the baby immediately came to Li Zixiong's rescue and said:
"Brother Li's internal energy is very strong, but the ten-layer golden bell shield can counteract his internal energy. If Brother Li uses his internal energy, although he may be fine, the nearby buildings and passers-by may be affected, and then the sidewalk will not be damaged. There’s a problem…”
"No, it's actually my reaction that was slow, otherwise I could use some gentleness to cushion it..." Li Zixiong responded modestly when he saw someone helping to support him. Pad looked at the two of them suddenly starting to talk to each other, and couldn't help but turn his head to look. Xiang Laomo:
"Old Mo Qian, tell me the truth. How far is it from me to live a normal life in Yan country?"
Melbourne looked at the serious look in his fellow countryman's eyes and was a little reluctant to hit him, but he was worried that his soft words would cause the other party to commit suicide and implicate himself in deducting points. Finally, he said in a clear tone: "Do you really want to listen?"
"Yeah." In fact, after hearing this question, Pad knew that it was still far away, but he still nodded, indicating that he was ready.
Seeing this, Melbourne spit out his answer: "One more ID card is needed..."
"Stop comforting me." Pad was not satisfied with Melbourne's answer, but Melbourne shook his head and said -
"I'm not comforting you. It's just that if you are not from the Yan Kingdom, it is impossible to live a normal life in the Yan Kingdom."
(End of this chapter)
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