Modern longevity: starting from Baduanjin

Chapter 386 I Stolen the British Museum
Britain is gone.

The collapse of this country, which has dominated the world for nearly 300 years, shocked and incredible the whole world.

Many people's first reaction when they heard the news was: Don't be kidding, how is it possible?

Yes!

How can it be?

Even if it falls, it will follow behind its rebellious ass, and enjoy being a shit-stirring country all over the world.

Although countless people hate it, but they are very clear in their hearts that this shit-stirring stick is still a long time away from destroying the country.

However, no one thought that Britain would really disappear like this.

When countries around the world got the exact news, the whole world was boiling.

Some people cry, some are sad, some sigh, and some are elated, singing and dancing.

"No, I don't believe it!"

"It's so sad (﹏), I still want to study in Britain."

"My God, this rumor is too much."

"This world is too crazy. The empire on which the sun never sets once swept across the world will be defeated!"

"It's unbelievable. Doesn't Britain have nuclear weapons, aircraft and missile aircraft carriers, and hundreds of thousands of soldiers, how could it be defeated so easily?"

"Sorry, hope it's fake news!"

"May there be no war in the world, and peace and prosperity together."

"Is today April Fool's Day?"

"This is the best news I've heard in years."

"This shit-stirring stick has finally been accepted by God. It's not easy."

"Evil will be rewarded with evil, it's not that there will be no reward, the time has not yet come!"

"Happy! Hahahahahaha..."

The whole world is talking about it.

There are tens of millions of related posts on the Internet, and 80% of them are asking whether the news is true or not?

After all, in the minds of countless people, Britain is synonymous with civilization and gentleman.

They couldn't believe that the empire on which the sun never sets, which once spanned four continents and five oceans, conquered the whole world, and had a territory of more than 3000 million square kilometers at its peak, just disappeared.

Of course, compared to the shock and disbelief of ordinary people, countries all over the world are actively deploying the next step in addition to exploring the truth of the matter after being shocked.

Although Britain has weakened and the former colonies have withdrawn one after another, it still has countless interests around the world.

Either directly, or in the form of an agent.

Use various methods to extract benefits from the former colonies to support Britain.

The most typical one is the Three Kingdoms in Asia.

As we all know, the Three Kingdoms achieved independence without bloodshed, but this kind of independence without bloodshed comes at a price.

So far, the upper-level government, economy, etc. of the three countries are still firmly controlled by the British White Paper.

They lay on Ah Sanguo's body like blood lice, sucking blood with the blood pump, and each of them raised their heads full of fat.

There is also Xiangjiang in Kyushu.

Before Britain withdrew from Xiangjiang, it used various means to continuously increase land prices, resulting in rising land and housing prices in Xiangjiang, which reached an astonishing figure in the 90s and [-]s.

Later, everyone knew that Li Jiacheng had made a lot of money from real estate, but they didn't know that the real behind-the-scenes man was actually Britain. By means of inflating land prices, Britain took away the astonishing wealth from Xiangjiang.

And so far, British high-level officials and businessmen still hold land and buildings of astronomical value in Xiangjiang.

Don't have countless interests in South America, Oceania, Middle East, South Africa, East Africa and other places.

Otherwise, with an area of ​​more than 20 square kilometers in the mainland of Britain, if there is industry but no industry, how can it maintain the welfare of its residents in developed countries?
Now, Britain is broken.

Naturally, these benefits also have to be transferred.

Including the mainland of Britain is also within the scope of the partition.

Britain has a heritage of hundreds of years, and there are many good things in the country.

Zhou Shen, who has done all of this, naturally cannot compete for those benefits, so the competition at this time is speed.

Eat meat quickly with your hands, drink soup slowly with your hands.

Those countries with weak brains and insufficient strength can only drink the northwest wind.

The weak eat the strong.

The world has always been like this.

Although not right.

But human nature never changes.

Above self, all are equal.

Below the ego, there are distinct levels.

……

The disintegration of Britain shocked the whole world.

For those countries that have suffered from Britain for a long time, it is naturally rejoicing, but for those communities of interest, it is definitely not a good thing.

Including for Europe, although Britain is sometimes ruthless and ruthless to its own people, but in any case, everyone is white, and they absolutely don't want to see Britain being torn apart.

But there is no way, because Zhou Shen is caught in it, and it is inconvenient for them to intervene. After all, Zhou Shen just dealt with them not long ago.

Although I can only watch and worry, I cannot mediate directly.

Therefore, the United Nations and the bald eagle can only mediate through a roundabout method.

Of course, it mainly depends on the meaning of the bald eagle.

The bald eagle was roasted on the fire, and several factions in the country were constantly arguing about Zhou Shen's matter, which was something that had never happened before.

Because in their eyes, Zhou Shen was just an "ant" who could be trampled to death at any time. The reason why he has been jumping around until now is, in the final analysis, just because they "don't pay enough attention".

The Bald Eagle Empire has the most powerful weapons and the smartest talents in the world, but they used [-] methods to kill Zhou Shen.

However, the star lion country fought.

Coupled with the recent events in Europe and the destruction of Britain, they clearly know how terrifying it is for an individual to be extremely powerful?
Yes, they have Black Hawks, Apaches, various carrier-based aircraft, fighter jets, aircraft carriers, frigates, destroyers, and the number of nuclear bombs is the largest in the world.

and then?
Anti-aircraft guns are useless for killing mosquitoes.

Zhou Shen ran into several major cities in their country and killed them randomly. Who can resist it?
Nuclear bombs?

Leaving aside whether Angsa and the Judah Capital Consortium, who are behind the scenes, agree or not, even if it is passed, Britain has already given them a sample, which is useless at all.

They have obtained top-secret information from Britain, and Zhou Shen has the "ability to predict danger."

How can a person with such terrifying individual combat ability still have the ability to predict danger?
As soon as your nuclear warhead was launched, people sensed it in advance, and then hid in the water. With a bang, your city was turned into ruins, and people got up from the water and continued to kill.

Back and forth, three to five months, the Bald Eagle Empire will fall apart.

Everyone understands this truth.

The most important thing is that the Bald Eagle Empire is already the last safe haven for the world's capital, and they will never and will not allow people from the Presbyterian House to take the risk of offending Zhou Shen again.

In fact, quite a lot of smart capital has already fled to Kyushu.

After a heated discussion, the Bald Eagle Empire Elder's House finally decided to play dead.

Just pretend you don't know!
In the end, relevant people from the United Nations came out and called on all parties on the British island to remain calm and resolve disputes through negotiations.

Of course, with Zhou Shen, a shit-stirring stick, negotiations are impossible. Britain must be completely disintegrated, and Su Kelan and Ying Kelan must be independent.

The United Nations contacted Zhou Shen through various channels, hoping that he would allow the UN General Assembly to send peacekeepers.

After being rejected, he settled for the next best thing, hoping to allow the UN General Assembly to send a medical team for humanitarian relief.

Including airdrops of food, drinking water and clothes.

Little Britain has a population of close to 7000 million. With such a huge population, the daily food and drinking water needs are astronomical.

And now that it's winter, many people don't even have clothes.

It has been a full month and a half since Zhou Shen arrived in Britain on November 11.

More than 40 days, in the eyes of many people, may pass in the blink of an eye.

But for most Britons, every day is like ants on a hot pan, extremely tormented.

Zhou Shen agreed to the proposal of the General Assembly to allow medical teams to enter, including airdrops of food and clothes.

……

British Museum.

This world-class museum, second only to the Louvre, is well preserved from beginning to end.

At the beginning, the British House of Elders was worried that those who took advantage of the fire would break into the British Museum to destroy and rob, so they sent a royal guard to guard it!
Britain is one of the few countries in the world that has very strict gun control. It is almost impossible for ordinary people to own firearms. Shotguns like Peng Junyu are very rare cases. Because of this, facing the royal guards with live ammunition, even if someone wants to Take advantage of the fire to rob, and don't have that strength.

Later, after all the elders burped, the royal guards were recruited by careerists and prepared to fight for the territory, but they were warned by Zhou Shen, so they left the royal guards to continue to protect the British Museum.

As for Britain's aircraft carriers and nuclear submarines, they are all on standby outside the high seas.

Wait until the strife within Britain is over and don't interfere.

Of course, even if they want to intervene, it's impossible, they don't have the launch code of the mushroom egg.

And Zhou Shen took advantage of the time when everyone was fighting for power and land, and visited the British Museum leisurely.

Founded in 1753, the British Museum has a total area of ​​[-] square meters and houses countless cultural relics and treasures from all over the world, as well as manuscripts of many great scientists.

The richness and variety of collections are rare in museums all over the world.

The total number of collections in the museum has reached a staggering more than 800 million pieces. Due to space constraints, 99% of the collections have not been publicly displayed.

Among them, Guheji has the most cultural relics, with an astonishing number of more than 10 pieces. There are large-scale orc stone carvings, temple buildings, a large number of mummies, inscriptions, murals, stone vessels and gold and silver jewelry.

The second is Kyushu. The exhibits in the museum range from bronzes from Shang and Zhou Dynasties to porcelains from Tang and Song Dynasties, and gold and jade products from Ming and Qing Dynasties. Many cultural relics are peerless treasures, such as the murals of Qingliang Temple in Xingtang County, Jizhou, and Gu Kaizhi's "Nvshi Zhentu" in the Eastern Jin Dynasty ", Tang Dynasty facsimiles, Kanghou Gui of the Western Zhou Dynasty, Tang Dynasty sacrificial tricolor, etc., etc., are countless.

Looking at the exquisite cultural relics, Zhou Shen felt that it was not enough to appreciate alone, so he sent a video to Professor Mu Wenbomu.

At this time, it was 10 o'clock in the morning in Britain, and Kyushu was 7 hours faster than Britain, and it was already [-] o'clock in the afternoon.

Professor Mu is still archaeological in Xigou Town, Yongzhou.

But it's normal to think about it. A large tomb can take a month or two at least, and it can even take several years to dig at most.

What's more, the big tomb in Xigou Town is still a big tomb that used the ancient Qimen Dunjia technique, which is more worthy of careful study by these archaeologists.

"Hey, Mr. Zhou, why are you free to send me a message?" Seeing Zhou Shen, Mu Wenbo was very happy and excited, "I heard about what happened in Britain, you are really amazing!"

As he spoke, Professor Mu gave a thumbs up.

Zhou Shen laughed loudly, "It's no big deal! Look where I am now?"

As he spoke, he turned the phone camera over to face the wall.

On the other side of the wall is a long wall cabinet that can't be seen at a glance. Inside the wall cabinet are pieces of exquisite porcelain that radiate jade light under the light, making people dazzled and dizzy.

Professor Mu was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he couldn't help but tremble.

"This... is this the British Museum?"

"Haha, that's right!"

Zhou Shen walked forward with a smile, opened the cabinet, took out a bowl-shaped porcelain with a tray and put it in his hand, then moved the camera closer, and said with a smile: "How about it, do you see it?"

Professor Mu said excitedly: "I saw it, I saw it. This is the celadon glazed holder of Ru porcelain in the Northern Song Dynasty. The whole body is covered with celadon glaze, the enamel is fine and smooth, and there are cracks on the glaze surface. It is a palace artifact, a rare treasure!"

While Professor Mu was speaking, he heard Zhou Shen's name beside him, coupled with the "Northern Song Ru Porcelain Celadon Cup Holder", and many people surrounded him in an instant.

Among them are Professor Mu's two apprentices Zhong Yan and Zeng Xianghai.

"Hello, Mr. Zhou!"

"Mr. Zhou, have you eaten yet?"

"..."

There was no one, men, women, or children, and everyone greeted Zhou Shen one after another, and their tone was very respectful.

Now Zhou Shen is in Kyushu and has become a legendary figure.

Zhou Shen smiled and chatted with everyone, and then took a bottle out of the cabinet at any time.

One of the archaeological experts blurted out: "This is a pear-shaped ewer from the Longquan kiln of the Yuan Dynasty. It is rare to preserve it so completely. It is simply the best."

Next, Zhou Shen took a lot of exquisite porcelain and showed them to everyone one by one. A group of archaeological experts on the opposite side were all very excited.

Everyone looked at it, and soon realized that something was wrong.

Zeng Xianghai asked: "Mr. Zhou, why are you alone in the museum? Where are the others?"

Zhou Shen laughed and said: "Yes, I have snatched the British Museum. How about it, do you want to visit together? Just take whatever you like. If it doesn't work, just move all the collections in the museum back."

"..."

Hearing Zhou Shen's words, everyone on the opposite side was shocked.

(End of this chapter)