I really didn't want to be a school bully in the old days

Chapter 7

"Guoxi, don't brag, you still learn more than a hundred words in one night, only your Anle learned to walk at the age of three, and at the age of five, you still haven't explained your parents clearly. Good guy, grandma and grandpa at the age of six and seven can't tell the difference." Now, you tell us that your family is happy and you are a good student, isn’t that a joke.” Li Guojun looked down on Li Guoxi very much, a man in his 30s, who goes to the women’s team every day to be lazy, delicious, and loves to brag.

"Isn't that right, Guoxi, you're exaggerating. If you say that Anle recognized her name in one night, we still believe it. If you say that you recognize more than 100 characters in one night, I wouldn't believe it even if you were killed. .” Li Guohong and the others also didn’t believe it.

This Li Guoxi is talking about running trains, talking about oil prices, and telling lies. Besides, this bragging is too much. He really thinks everyone is a fool.

"Brother Guoxi, you want to laugh at us to death."

"Oh, it made my stomach hurt from laughing."

Several young people who were ten years younger than Li Guoxi even leaned forward and backward with laughter. Who doesn't know the stupid son of Li Guoxi's family.

At the age of three, he still walks unsteadily, at the age of five, he still doesn't know how to call his parents, and at the age of six or seven, grandma and grandpa can't tell the difference. They are foolishly grinning silly when they are teased by a group of women to catch their little cock.

Who in the entire brigade didn't know that this little fool, many people secretly joked that Li Guoxi and his wife were playing tricks, lazy and eating like monkeys, and that they should give birth to a stupid son.

"Believe it or not, I, Li Guoxi, have never talked, nailed a bowl one by one, and never boasted."

Li Guoxi's words made everyone laugh so hard.

Li Guoqing, who was far away, glanced at his fourth brother, shook his head, couldn't see it, it was too embarrassing, forget it, let's go to the team as soon as possible.

"I said Guoxi, so stop telling jokes."

Li Guojun waved his hands in disdain, you talk like a dog and fart, you are really pretending to be a big tailed wolf, you really think I don't know you.

"Guo Jun, don't believe me, or let's make a bet."

"Hit it, I'm afraid you won't succeed."

Li Guojun pouted and said. "What bet?"

"I just passed by your private plot on the way to work, and saw that the summer radishes inside were not small. If my Anle can read more than a hundred words, you can pull out two radishes for me." Li Guoxi said heartily, just waiting to be hooked.

"Okay, what if your Anle dog can't understand."

Li Guojun is not stupid, he doesn't turn his mouth when he suffers a loss.

"Yes, Guoxi, what do you say?"

Everyone was invigorated when they heard about the bet. The big guys don't have any entertainment programs these days.

Movies played several times a year in the commune are the biggest entertainment programs for everyone in their spare time.

"How could I lose?"

"Guoxi, that's not right. Where there is a [-]% chance of winning a bet, tell me quickly. If you lose, what do you do?" Li Guohong knows that this Li Guoxi's ability to play tricks, don't say it to death, I'm afraid The old boy turned his head and refused to admit it.

"Then if I lose, I'll help your family carry water for three days."

Li Guoxi gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, fighting for two radishes.

"it is good."

After Li Guojun made a total calculation, he really won in the end, so he had to borrow two more water tanks, and let Li Guoxi carry water for a few days.

"The national army, you wait."

Talking and trotting thinking about going to the paddy field, the captain here, Li Dahu, yelled to come here. "Guoxi, where are you going, you bastard."

"It's time to go to work, why did you run away?"

"what."

Li Guojun and the others were stunned, don't let it be that Li Guoxi just said that he was just skating for a long time, let alone this bastard is really capable, he said for a long time that he is emotionally teasing everyone.

Li Dahu couldn't laugh or cry after hearing this, it's not easy to like this country, and now his stomach is healed, this is another trouble.

I really don’t know, Brother Er Mao is such an honest and capable person, and his sister-in-law is also shrewd and capable, why did he give birth to such a thing, and the little kid from Guoxi’s family, Li Dahu looks like his father when he follows him, I’m afraid it’s just a slippery mouth .

Counting his daughter-in-law, this family of three is really a family. I am afraid that I will inevitably cause trouble for myself in the future. It is good that the family has not been separated. There is a great famine.

On the other side, Li Anle waited for a while for his mother to come over. After asking, she realized that she just had a stomach ache and went to the toilet. Shi Qin listened to her son talking about a few aunts and a group of children.

It made Shi Qin unhappy and dragged his son to go to these women and said, his son is a smart child, and he can't let these old women ruin his reputation, otherwise why would he marry a wife in the future.

"Let's go, Mom will find them."

"Who are you looking for? Anle, follow your father quickly."

Li Guoxi ran over with a happy face, and grabbed Li Anle's hand. "Hey, there will be water radishes to eat soon."

"Water radish, where did it come from?"

When Shi Qin heard what the head said, she immediately forgot what Li Anle said to her just now.Li Guoxi talked about the bet with Li Guojun just now with a face full of pride, Shi Qin clapped her hands, she was still the smart one.

"Wait a minute, I'll find a few sister-in-laws too. Auntie told me, I saw that the cucumbers at Aunt Fifth's house were thicker than my fingers."

Shi Qin rolled her eyes, and Li Anle looked at her parents, and could only say in her heart, it's you guys, you're so awesome, kneel down.

"Let's go."

"Guoxi, what are you doing?"

Uncle Li Guofu took a look, he was going to pull weeds from the ground, why did this Guoxi drag him away, Li Guoxi replied while running, when the matter was said, Li Guofu frowned. "What to look at, work."

"This national joy..."

"Dad, don't you hurry up?"

Who would have thought that Li Guoxi's footsteps would slow down when he turned his head to the small road, Li Anle was a little confused, and he didn't shout to hurry up just now.

"Anle, slow down, just take a rest, let me tell you what my dad has learned over the years, let's hurry up before this person, and slow down, rest more after this person."

Good guy, this is not lazy, but I like it, Li Anle said, take more time, less weeding and less sun, waiting for the man to work on the hillside, Li Guoxi pulled Li Anle to speed up the trot .

When he was in front of the crowd, he was quite out of breath. Li Anle really learned that being lazy is also a skill.

"Hey, Guoxi really brought you peace."

Now everyone is a little uncertain about the suspicion just now. Li Guoxi is very slippery. He actually brought his son here. I'm afraid he really learned something.

"Master, Uncle Guohong, Uncle Guojun..."

After shouting for a long time, Li An said heartily, this is experience. With such a large group of grandparents and uncles, it will take a few minutes to shout all the way. Hey, it is good to be low.

"Guoxi, what are you doing, you're working, running around, messing around."

Li Dahu snorted, once the two father and son came over, they must not delay their work, besides, Li Guoxi ran back and forth twice for more than ten minutes. "Uncle, it's not that the national army doesn't believe what I say. You know that I can't stand these things."

You can't bear it, Li Dahu rolled his eyes, and said how many times you have worked hard, but you can't bear it, that time you were not a smiley face, it will make me hard, Li Dahu can't wait to give this bastard a whip.

"Guojun, does what you just said still count?"

"Why not?"

Li Guojun put down the shovel in his hand, stood up, and spoke forcefully. "An Le, your dad said you learned a lot of words overnight?"

"Fortunately."

"Fortunately, how much is it?"

Li Anle gestured two fingers with a shy expression on his face. This guy was looked at as if he had learned two words.

"Hahaha."

"Oh, two words?"

The men who were digging the ground were all overjoyed, they laughed so hard that even Li Dahu couldn't laugh or cry, this kid really didn't disappoint.

"More than 200 points, my mother said that fractions are not counted."

Li Anle asked Li Dahu in a low but clear voice with a shy face. "Master, isn't it too little?"

Puchi, everyone was stunned while laughing, and Li Guojun was strangled and opened his mouth. "More than 200 words?"

"Really?"

"Don't be a liar."

Not to mention them, Li Dahu also looked at it with a blushing face, and Li Anle couldn't believe it because he was timid and timid. "Anle, children can't lie."

"I'm not lying, I remember it all."

Li Anle raised her neck, looking eager and somewhat suspicious. "Master, if you don't believe me, I can take the test, even if you take the test."

"Okay, then you write a few words to the young master."

"Write?"

Li Guoxi panicked, he didn't teach the child how to write yesterday. "Uncle, this kid is just learning, and he hasn't..."

"It's okay, just write your own name, that's the way to go."

"meeting."

Speaking Li Anle pretended to write his name crookedly, and wrote Li Dahu's name by the way, plus Li Guojun all under his name. "Master, I just learned yesterday, and I'm not very good at writing."

"It will."

All the men who dug the ground came up, looking at the names on the ground one by one, they really looked good.

"My lord, is this correct?" Li Guojun asked in a low voice, feeling a little flustered in his heart, because his own water and radishes are not safe.

"Yes."

"What else have you learned?"

"Two sage poems."

Speaking, Li Anle recited two poems, and now Li Dahu no longer doubted it. Others looked at Li Anle who was reciting poems, and many people said that Li Guoxi's neck is like a dog, and Li Guoxi's neck is still growing.

"Is there any more?"

"Yes, I can also recite quotations."

Quotations, this big guy is familiar with it, anyone can come up with a few sentences, just listening to Li Anle recite more than ten sentences in one breath, this is amazing. "Oh, this kid is amazing."

"Hahaha, it doesn't matter whose seed it is."

Li Guoxi was pleasantly surprised. "Hahahaha, I just said that this kid will follow me, that's right." Everyone rolled their eyes at the same time, saying that they can do whatever they want, but this kid really has a good brain.

This small mouth can utter more than a dozen quotations in one breath, which is really capable.

"Xiao Le, did you really learn this overnight?"

"Well, it took almost half an hour to learn, isn't it slow?"

Li Anle looked like I'm too stupid, Li Dahu didn't know what to say when he heard it, half an hour is an hour, good guy, this is a seedling for studying, it's a pity, now he can't pass the university entrance exam even if he studies.

Thinking about it this way, I feel a little sympathetic to this child, and I also sympathize with Li Guoxi, who gave birth to such a young student who is a student. It is a pity that in this world, he is blind and unable to do anything. Such a good student.

"Ugh."

Sighing, Li Dahu patted Li Anle on the shoulder. "It's not slow, you're good at learning. It's always good to learn from your mother and learn more words."

"Uh-huh."

Li Anle said heartily, this meeting lasted almost an hour, and a quarter of this time has passed, and for a while, Li Anle discovered a new continent. "I will definitely study hard when I go back, and I will recite the book to my young master tomorrow."

"Good good."

Li Dahu was happy and only clapped his hands, but the people around him didn't think it was a big deal, but a gleam of light flashed in Li Guoxi's eyes, this scumbag is really smart. "Guojun, don't forget the radish."

"I can't do without you."

Li Guojun snorted, thinking that he would inevitably be annoyed by his wife when he went back.

Li Anle was dawdling here, which took a lot of time. When Li Dahu looked at his watch, he realized that it was almost ten o'clock, so he quickly asked everyone to work. "Uncle, I'll send Anle back to work right now."

"I'll deliver it."

Li Dahu looked at Li Guoxi's appearance and said that he wanted you to send it. He was afraid that he would not be able to return until lunch. Li Anle could only sigh helplessly at his father, "Dad, you dig this land first, and I will go back to find my mother first."

After returning to the paddy field at ten o'clock, Li Dahu told Li Guofu about the situation just now. Li Guofu was also surprised, and asked Li Anle to recite a few quotations and poems before letting Li Anle go to work.

(End of this chapter)