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Chapter 107 Okay, Sun Thief, you're good at playing, aren't you?
Chapter 107 Okay, Sun Thief, you're good at playing, aren't you?
"Okay... what a beautiful poem, if you don't see it at the top of Qunyu Mountain, you will meet at Yaotai Moonlight. I have never heard such a beautiful poem.
Is this really written by me?I can't believe it myself, am I really so good-looking? "
Hearing Li Jianxue's muttering, the audience in the live broadcast room finally came to their senses.
"Damn, from now on, Liu Nan is no longer a poet, he is the king of flirting.
We ordinary people flirting with girls mainly look at emotional intelligence, being able to perfectly catch all the words of the young lady, without embarrassing the atmosphere, and then making her feel very happy.
But big brother Liu Nan flirts with his sister, what the hell am I going to do with this level of poetry?
What the hell, who can stand this?Let me ask you women, can you stand up to someone saying that to you? "
"I can't stand it at all, I don't need to think about anything, I can't stand it at all.
Let alone Mr. Liu Nan's face, I can't stand it, as far as this poem is concerned.
As long as someone sends me such a poem, my mother promises that I will follow you immediately, and I will be willing to sell me if you sell me. "
"As a woman, I can say that, I can't stand it."
"Heaven, I need a poet fairy."
"It's so beautiful, so amazing, how can others live like this?"
"In the future, you men, if you want to flirt with us, please follow this standard."
"In front, how big is your face?
If you want this standard, you also need a face like Li Jianxue's.
You are as thick as you are tall and short, and you have a big face and two missing teeth. You want me to follow this standard? "
"Damn it, you bastard, this is an online map, and the online map is not me."
"No need to quibble, I just believe what I see."
"Ahem, you're right, if you want this standard, you have to have Li Jianxue's standard.
Otherwise, what the hell are you asking for a lamp? "
Well, the live broadcast room completely exploded, and these people were completely conquered.
……
"Sister Li, you don't have to doubt, you are just so beautiful."
Hearing Liu Nan's words, Li Jianxue giggled silly.
How dare she say that?
"I just like you who tell the truth, hehehe, in the future, if my dad calls me an ugly girl, I will use this poem to stop him from talking.
His daughter, I, is so beautiful. "
"Hehehe, is that right? You still want to overwhelm the country and the city?
Otherwise, I will let you become the number one beauty in the world? "
When everyone was immersed in the beauty of this poem, a gloomy voice suddenly appeared, which startled everyone.
Even Lin Hai, who was carrying the camera, was terrified, and the lens was shaking violently.
Dude, it always sounded like a short-tempered laugh.
The camera turned quickly and saw Li Chunyang with a gloomy face.
This person was wearing a navy blue Taoist robe, and looked at Liu Nan with cold eyes.
Good guy, if eyes can kill, I think Liu Nan is already dead at this moment.
"Have you had fun?
Also write poetry?
How about you write me a song if you don't have the surname Liu? "
The phrase "smile but not laugh" used to be five words.
However, at this moment, Liu Nan, Lin Hai, and the more than [-] million viewers in the live broadcast room all really felt what it means to laugh without smiling.
That gloomy look in his eyes, and his look about to explode, made people have no doubt that this genius doctor was going to explode right now.
"Ahem, what, flirting with girls is risky, so we must be cautious.
Especially when the girl's father is here, I think we should be careful. "
"Ahem, I feel like this genius doctor is going to eat Liu Dashixian."
"It's the same with me, I can't kill you son of a bitch."
"I worked so hard to treat you, but your son turned around and wanted to hug my little cabbage?"
The studio was happy, especially when they saw Liu Nan with a stiff face, they all laughed.
Okay, I'll let you show off, okay now?
And, the other party is still your doctor, hehehe!
"Dad, oh, you're here, who writes poems or not? Have you eaten? Your dearest and lovely daughter made you your favorite noodles."
Li Chunyang sneered: "Hehehe, then go and bring me the noodles."
Hearing this, Li Jianxue stuck out her tongue in a hurry, and then ran away, the good guy disappeared like a big white mouse.
After Li Jianxue left, Li Chunyang turned his head and looked at Liu Nan with eyes of death.
"Okay, thief Sun, are you good at playing?
Quite talented?
Will you meet Yaotai next month?
How about it, shall I present you with an award for the best poet of the new century? "
Sweat appeared on Liu Nan's forehead. In front of Li Chunyang's oppressive aura, he felt guilty.
In addition, this will be my attending doctor, what the hell... I'm going to die, I'm afraid I won't survive tomorrow, right?
"Ahem, what, genius doctor..."
"Don't, I'm not a miracle doctor, you are a miracle doctor, what kind of a miracle doctor am I, I cured a man and let him steal my daughter's heart?
Guapi son, what did you promise me?
Believe it or not, when I was treating you, I told you not to lift it? "
Liu Nan shuddered, and couldn't help but look down, feeling cold all over.
"No, no, I was really teasing the girl just now, I swear by someone like Liu.
I have absolutely no idea about Jianxue, she is not my type. "
……
"Did you hear what Liu Dashixian said just now?"
"He said he wasn't interested in women, pass it on."
"Liu Nan said he's not interested."
"Liu Nan said he doesn't like women."
"Liu Nan said he likes men."
"He said he didn't like people."
Damn, this is fucking outrageous.These damned netizens can give you splits on anything.
"Hey you bastard, my daughter is so beautiful, why do you say you don't like her?
How dare you look down on my daughter?
Boy, I'll let you crawl out crying later. "
Liu Nan's face was confused, he didn't understand what the hell this was?
I said I was interested, but you are going to kill me.
I said I'm not interested, why don't you agree?
God, my Liu Nan is really too southern!
"Miraculous doctor, what do you want me to do?"
Li Chunyang was taken aback for a moment, then snorted coldly.
"Come with me, I'll give you the first treatment first. Also, don't follow me as a follower, you can't take pictures of this treatment."
Lin Hai was taken aback for a moment, and then flew into a rage.
Who is the follower Ma Zai?
You are the horse boy, the horse boy of your family, this dead old man, his words are really ugly.
If it wasn't for Anan, my mother Hai would scold you up and down for two hours.
This man's mouth is so fucking unpopular.
"I'm dying of laughter, this is the first time I've seen Mother Hai so aggrieved? Hahaha..."
"Me too, I really laughed to death. I want to curse and hold back this feeling, isn't it uncomfortable, Mother Hai?"
"Mother Hai, don't be cowardly, just do it."
"Mother Hai: Without Anan, do you think this old bastard I'm scolding can't even put on his hat?"
(End of this chapter)
"Okay... what a beautiful poem, if you don't see it at the top of Qunyu Mountain, you will meet at Yaotai Moonlight. I have never heard such a beautiful poem.
Is this really written by me?I can't believe it myself, am I really so good-looking? "
Hearing Li Jianxue's muttering, the audience in the live broadcast room finally came to their senses.
"Damn, from now on, Liu Nan is no longer a poet, he is the king of flirting.
We ordinary people flirting with girls mainly look at emotional intelligence, being able to perfectly catch all the words of the young lady, without embarrassing the atmosphere, and then making her feel very happy.
But big brother Liu Nan flirts with his sister, what the hell am I going to do with this level of poetry?
What the hell, who can stand this?Let me ask you women, can you stand up to someone saying that to you? "
"I can't stand it at all, I don't need to think about anything, I can't stand it at all.
Let alone Mr. Liu Nan's face, I can't stand it, as far as this poem is concerned.
As long as someone sends me such a poem, my mother promises that I will follow you immediately, and I will be willing to sell me if you sell me. "
"As a woman, I can say that, I can't stand it."
"Heaven, I need a poet fairy."
"It's so beautiful, so amazing, how can others live like this?"
"In the future, you men, if you want to flirt with us, please follow this standard."
"In front, how big is your face?
If you want this standard, you also need a face like Li Jianxue's.
You are as thick as you are tall and short, and you have a big face and two missing teeth. You want me to follow this standard? "
"Damn it, you bastard, this is an online map, and the online map is not me."
"No need to quibble, I just believe what I see."
"Ahem, you're right, if you want this standard, you have to have Li Jianxue's standard.
Otherwise, what the hell are you asking for a lamp? "
Well, the live broadcast room completely exploded, and these people were completely conquered.
……
"Sister Li, you don't have to doubt, you are just so beautiful."
Hearing Liu Nan's words, Li Jianxue giggled silly.
How dare she say that?
"I just like you who tell the truth, hehehe, in the future, if my dad calls me an ugly girl, I will use this poem to stop him from talking.
His daughter, I, is so beautiful. "
"Hehehe, is that right? You still want to overwhelm the country and the city?
Otherwise, I will let you become the number one beauty in the world? "
When everyone was immersed in the beauty of this poem, a gloomy voice suddenly appeared, which startled everyone.
Even Lin Hai, who was carrying the camera, was terrified, and the lens was shaking violently.
Dude, it always sounded like a short-tempered laugh.
The camera turned quickly and saw Li Chunyang with a gloomy face.
This person was wearing a navy blue Taoist robe, and looked at Liu Nan with cold eyes.
Good guy, if eyes can kill, I think Liu Nan is already dead at this moment.
"Have you had fun?
Also write poetry?
How about you write me a song if you don't have the surname Liu? "
The phrase "smile but not laugh" used to be five words.
However, at this moment, Liu Nan, Lin Hai, and the more than [-] million viewers in the live broadcast room all really felt what it means to laugh without smiling.
That gloomy look in his eyes, and his look about to explode, made people have no doubt that this genius doctor was going to explode right now.
"Ahem, what, flirting with girls is risky, so we must be cautious.
Especially when the girl's father is here, I think we should be careful. "
"Ahem, I feel like this genius doctor is going to eat Liu Dashixian."
"It's the same with me, I can't kill you son of a bitch."
"I worked so hard to treat you, but your son turned around and wanted to hug my little cabbage?"
The studio was happy, especially when they saw Liu Nan with a stiff face, they all laughed.
Okay, I'll let you show off, okay now?
And, the other party is still your doctor, hehehe!
"Dad, oh, you're here, who writes poems or not? Have you eaten? Your dearest and lovely daughter made you your favorite noodles."
Li Chunyang sneered: "Hehehe, then go and bring me the noodles."
Hearing this, Li Jianxue stuck out her tongue in a hurry, and then ran away, the good guy disappeared like a big white mouse.
After Li Jianxue left, Li Chunyang turned his head and looked at Liu Nan with eyes of death.
"Okay, thief Sun, are you good at playing?
Quite talented?
Will you meet Yaotai next month?
How about it, shall I present you with an award for the best poet of the new century? "
Sweat appeared on Liu Nan's forehead. In front of Li Chunyang's oppressive aura, he felt guilty.
In addition, this will be my attending doctor, what the hell... I'm going to die, I'm afraid I won't survive tomorrow, right?
"Ahem, what, genius doctor..."
"Don't, I'm not a miracle doctor, you are a miracle doctor, what kind of a miracle doctor am I, I cured a man and let him steal my daughter's heart?
Guapi son, what did you promise me?
Believe it or not, when I was treating you, I told you not to lift it? "
Liu Nan shuddered, and couldn't help but look down, feeling cold all over.
"No, no, I was really teasing the girl just now, I swear by someone like Liu.
I have absolutely no idea about Jianxue, she is not my type. "
……
"Did you hear what Liu Dashixian said just now?"
"He said he wasn't interested in women, pass it on."
"Liu Nan said he's not interested."
"Liu Nan said he doesn't like women."
"Liu Nan said he likes men."
"He said he didn't like people."
Damn, this is fucking outrageous.These damned netizens can give you splits on anything.
"Hey you bastard, my daughter is so beautiful, why do you say you don't like her?
How dare you look down on my daughter?
Boy, I'll let you crawl out crying later. "
Liu Nan's face was confused, he didn't understand what the hell this was?
I said I was interested, but you are going to kill me.
I said I'm not interested, why don't you agree?
God, my Liu Nan is really too southern!
"Miraculous doctor, what do you want me to do?"
Li Chunyang was taken aback for a moment, then snorted coldly.
"Come with me, I'll give you the first treatment first. Also, don't follow me as a follower, you can't take pictures of this treatment."
Lin Hai was taken aback for a moment, and then flew into a rage.
Who is the follower Ma Zai?
You are the horse boy, the horse boy of your family, this dead old man, his words are really ugly.
If it wasn't for Anan, my mother Hai would scold you up and down for two hours.
This man's mouth is so fucking unpopular.
"I'm dying of laughter, this is the first time I've seen Mother Hai so aggrieved? Hahaha..."
"Me too, I really laughed to death. I want to curse and hold back this feeling, isn't it uncomfortable, Mother Hai?"
"Mother Hai, don't be cowardly, just do it."
"Mother Hai: Without Anan, do you think this old bastard I'm scolding can't even put on his hat?"
(End of this chapter)
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