Live black all over the Internet: After death, you make me a legend

Chapter 133 The Encounter of the Poetry Fairy and the Piano Fairy, Various Hilarious Scenes
"Okay, okay, don't introduce it, I know Wushan is amazing. By the way, why were you crying just now?"

Yuan Xingcan, who was still talking, suddenly choked up, and then jumped straight up.

"I said that if I didn't cry, I didn't cry. This is because of the strong wind."

Seeing the stubborn Yuan Xingcan, Liu Nan couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Brother Hai, today is really a happy and happy day! Let's go Yuan... Yuan what?"

"Yuan Xingcan, the Yuan of Tianyuan, the star of starlight, brilliant Can.

I am destined to be as bright as a star. "

"Oh yes, yes, Yuan Xingcan, let's go down the mountain together.

By the way, is there anything delicious under the mountain?
We came here for the first time to travel, and we really couldn't find any good restaurants.You take me there, how about I treat you to dinner? "

"Eat? Then you are asking the right person. At the foot of the Wushan Mountain, there is no delicious restaurant that I don't know about."
.Let me tell you, whether it's chicken pot or delicacies, I can tell you clearly.

The best place must be Fatty's mother's house. "

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at these two people, from being unfamiliar at the beginning, to ridiculing later, and now chatting with each other shoulder to shoulder.

Good guy, is making friends really so smooth?

"I feel so sorry for Mother Hai. He is like an old lady, carrying a camera and watching his Anan hooking up with others."

"Damn, what I said makes my heart ache too."

……

This Saturday, Lin Hai's elementary school was also on holiday. He was in his room, watching the live broadcast with a kind smile on his face.

"You guys know how to play football, so I don't need to be distressed. I can't say how happy Anan is like this."

……

The live broadcast is still going on, and Liu Nan is really born to meet his good friends.

After such a short while, the two people really became friends who talked about everything.

"Hey, let me tell you, don't be a star for whatever you do. Xingcan, only a fool can become a star. Are you stupid?"

"I'm stupid!"

"I lost it, are you really stupid?"

"Then I must be a big star, if you say I'm stupid, I'm stupid, what's the big deal?
As long as I know it myself, it's fine if I'm smart. "

Looking at the confident Yuan Xingcan, Liu Nan couldn't help giving a thumbs up to this new friend he met today.

"With your mentality, don't say that you can really give it a try. What kind of star do you want to be?"

After speaking, Liu Nan filled a glass of wine for Yuan Xingcan.

"Thank you I'm still young, I don't drink."

Liu Nan's broken eyes directly made the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Okay, you don't want me to drink, okay?"

"Okay, no problem, you can do whatever you want, you can't be a star anyway."

……

"I'm dying of laughter, do you see the broken eyes of Liu Nan?
Hahaha, our Yuanshen is really a genius for chatting!

For the first time, I discovered that someone can chat to death at any time. "

"I'm dying of laughter too. This is the first time I've seen that big brother Liu Nan can't deal with it like this."

"God damn it, I'm still young, you can't be a star."

……

"Hey, I said Yuan Xingcan, something is wrong with you?

I invite you to dinner, why do you speak like you have eaten explosives? "

"I'm a straightforward person, don't take offense.

In addition, I like to tell the truth, so I often offend those hypocritical people.

What do you say, don't care about me. "

Lin Hai stopped cooking. He looked at Yuan Xingcan, who was serious, and Liu Nan, who was about to collapse. Finally, Lin Hai couldn't help it, and laughed directly.

With Lin Hai's smile, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help it, they were all laughing loudly.

This Yuan Xingcan is really a treasure boy!

How does he cook, and say such heart-wrenching words in such a serious manner?
Liu Nan was holding back, his face turned red, it was the first time in such a long time that Liu Nan felt so uncomfortable.

"Xingcan, you should run pretty fast, right?"

Yuan Xingcan looked surprised: "Wow Liu Nan, how do you know?
I used to, but our school kept the 100-meter record. Let me tell you that I ran fast. "

Liu Nan snorted coldly: "That's right, otherwise, you would have been beaten to death for chatting like this."

"Hey, what do you mean? What's wrong with me chatting like this?
The boss at my place of work likes me chatting like this.

He also said that I am a chat genius, and he planned to introduce me to the store opposite him. "

Liu Nan was stunned: "What, are you sure he is praising you?"

Yuan Xingcan looked affirmative: "That's necessary, who am I, Yuan Xingcan, a great pianist in the future, how can I not understand the worldly ways of speaking?

Let me tell you, I saw it right away, he thought my words were nice. "

"Pfft...Brother Hai, please chat with him for a while, I'll go out to catch my breath, my head is buzzing."

After finishing speaking, Liu Nan ran away in embarrassment, leaving Lin Hai smiling reluctantly at Yuan Xingcan.

At the moment in the live broadcast room, countless fans of Yuan Xingcan were also stunned by the brain circuit of their idol.

"I'm a fan of what?

Is this still Yuanshen?

Or the world-renowned grand pianist?
Or that pianist whom the West admires? "

"Well, Yuanshen has a strange brain circuit for chatting.

But, at least he... um, I can't make it up anymore, so I'll continue it later. "

"Um, at least he is confident, right? Such a confident attitude is the source of Yuanshen's success. And... well, my conscience hurts, so I will continue later."

"And...uh...and a hammer, this is a mallet, okay?"

"Ahem, the primordial spirit suddenly became a human being. Don't talk about such a primordial spirit, I like it even more."

"Yeah, I'm used to seeing him like the god of the piano, but now I think the primordial spirit is a real person."

"However, I have to say that even though I have become a human being, this is too much, isn't it? I suddenly became a joke!"

……

"Why are you smiling at me? And you're smiling so obscenely?
I warn you, don't try to lie to me. "

Lin Hai's facial expression became stiff all of a sudden, looking at Yuan Xingcan, he was also in a bad mood.

Nervous you, what does it mean to laugh obscenely?
Do you know what it means to be obscene?
Do you know how obscenity is written?

My name is kind, do you know the kind smile?

Lin Hai also went crazy, this person is really poisonous.

"Brother what Yuan, you have to drink when you eat!

Let me tell you, don't you play the piano?
I heard people say that playing the piano after drinking can break through the bottleneck and play different music. "

Yuan Xingcan's eyes lit up nine years ago: "Really? You didn't lie to me?"

Lin Hai was serious: "Of course, honesty is written on my face, and I must believe what I say.

Believe me, after drinking, playing the piano is absolutely amazing. "

Yuan Xingcan glanced at the wine glass eagerly: "Then give it a try?"

"I have to give it a try. I, Lin Hai, never lie to anyone. There is nothing wrong with listening to me. Come on, let's drink!"

……

"Brother, you are really my dear brother, Brother Hai, I love you.

You are a real person, I cried to death, you are such a good person!This wine is really delicious. "

"Xiao Yuan, when has Brother Hai ever lied to someone?
did you see that?
With an honest face, when I was still in my mother's stomach, a fortune teller pointed at my mother's stomach and said, big sister, the biggest problem for you as a child is not to lie.

You see, is it fulfilled now?
I really can't speak, I can't even tell a lie! "

"Brother Hai, the fortune teller is right, you are really an honest person. Come, let's have another drink."

"Come on brother, brother, I'll drink enough with you."

After Liu Nan came back, he saw this scene and was dumbfounded. Now at the dinner table, he looked at these two people with a dazed expression on his face.

Moreover, he also looked at the camera.

"what's going on?"

The audience in the live broadcast room also looked at a loss at the moment.

No one understood why it suddenly became like this?
This wine is for drinking... By the way, Mother Hai, are you really not lying?
But why, we don't believe it at all?

"Oh, Anan is back, that's great, come and drink with Xiao Yuan.

This child, he is suffering in his heart, I understand him. "

Liu Nan sat down stupidly, looked at Yuan Xingcan with a painful face, and then at Lin Hai.

"what's the situation?"

"Wow... My life is so hard! I lost my father when I was three years old, and my mother raised me alone.

I have a talent for piano, and my teacher said I have a high talent.

However, after finishing my studies, I can only be a pianist in a restaurant in the end!
What I want is art, what I want is communication.

But why, in the end, I can only communicate with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar?

And, to top it all off, someone said yesterday that I play the piano like shit.

What the hell, let me play eighteen touches.

This damn thing, let me play eighteen touches on the piano in the restaurant.

In the end, he dropped the money on the ground.I, Yuan Xingcan, have never been wronged so much in my life.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! "

Uh...Looking at Yuan Xingcan who was holding Lin Hai and crying, Liu Nan was fascinated. The child must have some serious illness.

"That Xingcan, did you play the last eighteen touches?"

Yuan Xingcan turned his head with teary eyes, glanced at Liu Nan, and finally wowed again.

"Why didn't I play it, you can't make trouble with money, can you?

So I played it, and he said I couldn't play it well.In the end, throw the money on the ground and let me pick it up. "

Liu Nan's expression was a little distorted, as if he wanted to laugh, but he finally held back.

"So, have you picked up the money?"

Yuan Xingcan suddenly sent Lin Hai: "Then I must pick it up, I earn money by my skills, why can't I pick it up?

1000 yuan, less than half a month's rent, why should I refuse? "

"Then why are you crying? Isn't this very happy?"

Yuan Xingcan let out a wow, hugged Lin Hai and cried again.

"But... I was still insulted. When he left, he said, my piano dog won't listen!

I have grown up so much, I have never suffered such grievances.

No, I'm going to find a piano and talk to the dog.I don't believe it, the dog still doesn't listen. "

me he...

Is there something wrong with this child's designated brain?

Nine years later, the now mature Yuan Xingcan couldn't stand it anymore.

He turned off the phone directly, and then roared at the ceiling.

"Ding Feng, the two of us will definitely die."

"Ahem Xingcan, what did you do before?"

Looking at the eyes of his manager and assistant, Yuan Xingcan felt that he was dead.

Really, at this moment he feels that there is nothing in this world worthy of his nostalgia.

"Forget it and get tired, destroy it, don't even think about living."

"Pfft...hahahaha!"

With this smile, Yuan Xingcan completely exploded, and his mentality completely jumped.Damn it, how will he live in the future?
……

"Uh, what, I'm actually quite curious. How about this piano version of Eighteen Touches? Is there any master, let's play it and listen to it?"

"Don't worry everyone, after the live broadcast is over, I will make it overnight, although it is definitely not as good as Yuanshen.

But I think it must have a taste. "

"Fuck me, Yuanshen still has such a dark history?"

"Pass it down, Yuanshen plays eighteen touches on the piano."

"Pass it down, Yuanshen sings Eighteen Touches."

"Pass it on, Yuanshen Eighteen Touches."

"Pass it down, Yuanshen asked others to sing eighteen touches for him."

"Pass it on, Yuanshen has been touched."

"Pass it on, touch!"

This damn barrage, this damn netizen, hahahaha I laughed too.

……

"Brother Hai, this kid is drunk, let him sleep on the floor, let's continue eating. Oh my god, this chicken soup is really delicious."

Seeing Yuan Xingcan holding his arm, Lin Hai was also speechless.

This kid really can't drink alcohol!

……

The camera cut, and the transition started, and it was the next day.

And after being drunk, it is not terrible to do any embarrassing things.

The most frightening thing is that someone will help you recall the next day, which is the most frightening.

So, the next morning, Yuan Xingcan ushered in a social death scene.

"Damn it, delete this paragraph, otherwise I will never end with you."

Liu Nan and Lin Hai laughed loudly, and finally came back with revenge.

It is impossible to delete, and it is impossible to delete in this life.

Are you kidding, what a pity not to keep such things?

After fighting and fighting, Yuan Xingcan finally resigned to his fate.

But just like that, the three of them suddenly became friends.

This man's friendship really comes when you say it!
"Xingcan, where do you work? If there is a chance, we will go to see you."

Yuan Xingcan is going back, and he has to go to work.

I was really aggrieved yesterday, so I went out to relax.

There's no other way, let him play the [-]th as a pianist, and throw the money on the ground to humiliate him.

In addition, at the end, he said sarcastically that your piano dog won't listen.

Such humiliation, Yuan Xingcan, although he has a big heart, is still a young man after all, isn't he?

"I play the piano in Tianya Pavilion, basically every night.

If you come over, then I will treat you to dinner and thank you. "

"Okay, I must watch you play the piano. Tianya Pavilion, right, when we go there, don't feel bad about money!"

Yuan Xingcan snorted disdainfully: "Just kidding, I, Yuanmou, are very generous.

Let's go, and thank you, Brother Hai.After drinking last night, I am much better today. "

With a wave of his hand, Yuan Xingcan left, facing the rising sun, the young man forgot all his grievances and left.

The appearance of bouncing around is extraordinarily cheerful.

Maybe just like his piano, it is always so clean and sunny.

This is also the reason why Yuan Xingcan can become a god-level pianist.

(End of this chapter)