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Chapter 179 Liu Nan Fengshen Scene: You Don't Know the Seriousness of the Matter

"Old He, I didn't understand you at the beginning. You are still a criminal who pretends to be coercive? Do you know that pretending to be coercive is punishable by punishment, and it is even death penalty."

"What Anan said is right, you are not a good person, so I said you don't look like a good person with a flat nose.

Now that's right, it was just a pretense, which shocked me. "

He Hongzhang was speechless: "I said Anan, it's okay for this damn Lin Hai to say such vulgar words, but you are my big man's mysterious poet fairy, you also say such words?

Pretentious or something, such words should not come out of your mouth. "

Liu Nan looked indifferent: "Why, the poet can't pretend to be coercive?
I'm human too, right?People like you should be condemned.

Damn it, in a place as big as yours, sitting at home for a year will bring in a lot of money, I can't stand it, I, someone Liu, is jealous. "

Several people walked in the Ten Mile Lotus Pavilion, chatting and laughing, not unfamiliar at all.

"By the way, Lao He, you have built so many pavilions here, what are you planning to do?"

Liu Nan pointed to a pavilion and asked curiously.

He Hongzhang smiled triumphantly: "Hey hey Anan, you don't understand this. My ten li lotus is only used to sell lotus root powder and make lotus ink. It's too monotonous and wasteful.

Therefore, I plan to use the scenery here to build a tourist attraction, and I have all the approval documents.

At present, the planning is almost done, and a large-scale publicity may begin this year.

How about it, I have a good idea, right?I have built so many pavilions, all of which are for viewing and sightseeing, and I plan to build a farm here, specializing in food and so on.

At that time, my place will become a scenic spot. "

Lin Hai sighed enviously: "I said you have a flat nose, you earn so much money, have you spent it all?"

He Hongzhang looked helpless, and he even sighed.

"It can't be spent, it can't be spent at all, so much money in a year, how can it be possible to spend it all?

Besides, I'm not interested in money, I don't want to touch money at all.

My happiest days are the days when I went on a poor tour with a group of friends.

Alas, life is helpless, good luck tricks people, let me bear this kind of pain. "

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"What the hell are you talking about like tigers and wolves?
I want to ask, everyone translate for me, what the hell is it called not being interested in money?

I want to ask, who is this person?Excuse me, is what he said human? "

"Uh, if it's possible, I think I'm willing to bear Mr. He's pain, would you give it to me?"

"Not interested in money, He Hongzhang?"

"I want to kill him, I really want to kill him, Mr. Liu Nan and Mrs. Hai, I will pay, can you kill him?"

"God, strike him with lightning and kill him."

"Death penalty, the real death penalty, this kind of pretentious criminal, if not sentenced to death, we will be sorry for the harm we have received."

"Mr. Liu Nan's friends, who are they?
Never gossip about Meng Lingchuan, wholeheartedly marrying Huang Mengzhou, never short of Qian Lu Xunhuan, coupled with the strong Yuan Xingcan, and finally He Hongzhang who doesn't like Qian Qian.

Damn it, it's like it's planned. "

……

Liu Nan and Lin Hai in the live broadcast room suddenly looked at each other tacitly at this moment.

Then, the two people suddenly quickened their pace and left quickly. The good guy He Hongzhang disappeared in the video.

"Hey Anan, Hai Dazui, what's the situation with you two?

Why are you walking so fast?Wait for me! "

Hearing He Hongzhang's shout, the two of them didn't stop, or Liu Nan was the only one in the video, and he walked faster and faster.

"Brother Hai, hurry up, I don't want to chat with Lao He anymore.

I think it was a mistake for us to come to see him today. We didn't come to see him as an old friend, but to see him pretending to be aggressive. "

"What Anan said is right, let's go, I don't want to see him for a moment in this broken place, with this flat nose."

"Oh, what's the situation with you two? Why is it like this all of a sudden? I didn't say anything wrong?

I'm really not interested in money, Anan, I really don't like money either.

You wait for me, what the hell are you going the wrong way. "

He Hongzhang's last sentence made the two people stop

.Afterwards, He Hongzhang hurriedly ran into the camera again.

"Go, go, go, please don't appear in my Anan's camera, we don't want to see the pretender."

"That's right, I don't want to see you either. Damn it, are you speaking human language?

I don't want to talk to you anymore, you are not a good person. "

He Hongzhang became energetic all of a sudden, although he was still panting.

"Hey, I'm still stuck in this shot, what can you do with me?"

Seeing this situation, Lin Hai also had his own coup, and then he moved the camera away.

Then, his mocking words sounded.

"One of your actors is actually against the director? Don't you know that the camera is in my hands?"

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"Oh, well done!!"

At this moment, Huang Mengzhou suddenly jumped up and started applauding.

"He has a flat nose, and he often likes to pretend, so we have to treat him like this. Damn it, I want to beat him up."

Speaking of this, Huang Mengzhou was quite touched!
The business of the two people is similar. One is the Yellow Crane Tower and the other is the Shili Lotus Pavilion, both of which are scenic spots.

The development of the Yellow Crane Tower in recent years was often stimulated by He Hongzhang.

Every time the Shili Lotus Pavilion went up a step, the damned He Hongzhang would call him and show off in front of him.

It can be said that Huang Mengzhou has suffered a lot these years!
Seeing her husband like this, Sun Ruohui couldn't help laughing.

"You two are enemies, why are you still so naive after all these years?"

Yellow Crane Tower snorted coldly: "You don't care about me, anyway, in my life, I've had sex with him, He Hongzhang, with a flat nose.

One day, my Yellow Crane Tower will be better than her Ten Mile Lotus Pavilion. "

At this moment, not to mention Huang Mengzhou, the live broadcast room was full of applause!
Really, pretending to be aggressive is really too annoying.

Especially those like He Hongzhang, it's like killing people.

"Good job, Mother Hai, I'm going to do this to him."

"It's over, it's over, Mr. He's idol complex in my heart is gone.

I didn't expect him to be so pretentious?I've sworn a long time ago that I'm sworn to death with the pretender. "

"Ahem, what, such a He Hongzhang, there are still people who are friends with him? I feel so sad for his friend!"

"Hehehe, Mother Hai, let me continue and let this person know how powerful you are."

We can also understand the audience's anger, it's really that this He Dabi is not a human being!

Tell me, what the hell are you talking about, that you don’t love money?

This matter was so troublesome that both Liu Nan and Lin Hai sneered at He Hongzhang in the end.

No, in the end Liu Nan and the two of them ignored him.

"Hey, I said you two, I was wrong, can't I be wrong?

From now on, I won't say such things again, okay?
Walk around, I prepared a big meal for the two of you.

Tsk tsk tsk, this season is a good season to eat fugu. Today I prepared a fugu feast for the two of you. Isn't it okay to use this to make amends? "

Liu Nan swallowed, and then he turned his head to look at He Hongzhang.

"Puffer feast???"

He Hongzhang smiled: "Of course, don't worry, I will taste every dish later.

To be honest, eating fugu in this season is simply not too good.

"

Liu Nan is also a foodie, so he couldn't bear it anymore, the puffer fish feast, this is absolutely delicious.

When the gods came, they couldn't stop their existence.

"Let's go and eat fugu. When we eat later, you will be punished with three glasses of wine."

As he said that, Liu Nan put his arms around He Hongzhang's shoulders, and then the three of them chatted and laughed and went to eat the welcome banquet.

The camera switched, and when the picture appeared again, it was already eating and drinking.

At this moment, there are only Liu Nan and the others here.

Depending on the situation, this meal has been eaten for a long time, there is no way that some people in He Hongzhang's family can't be released, right?
But at this moment, Liu Nan was already slightly drunk.

The place to eat is in a gazebo.Today's puffer fish feast is indeed very delicious.

At this moment, Liu Nan has already started to get interested.

"A'nan, how is today's welcome banquet?"

He Hongzhang is like an old fox, he is smiling so much at the moment, his face is messed up, anyway, no matter how you look at it, he is not as good as a turtle.

Lin Hai, on the other hand, saw the melon skin's plan at a glance, but he didn't say anything.

"Okay, it's exceptionally good, it's not so good! I'm eating this puffer fish feast, and I'm enjoying this delicious food.

In addition, your 15-year-old Dukang wine, what else can you say?

Lao He, you are a nice person, I enjoyed this meal. "

Seeing Liu Nan like this, He Hongzhang couldn't be happier at the moment.

"Since I was so happy to eat, I said, Anan, you said you didn't write two poems, what's the matter with you, right?
You said that you, such a mysterious poet fairy, so handsome and unrestrained, such a perfect person, come to my house as a guest today, you must write poetry to be worthy of your identity, right? "

Liu Nan drank too much now, how could he think of anything else?

After what He Hongzhang said, the good guy's whole blood boiled up.

I saw him slapping the table, which was called a heroic spirit.

"That's right, you old congratulations, you like to talk about... hiccup, tell the truth.

That being the case, then I, Liu, will let you see what it means to splash ink.Come, come, come, pen, ink, paper and inkstone to serve. "

Hearing this, let alone He Hongzhang and Lin Hai, the eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room also lit up.

Ye Weidao put down the tea in his hand, Gu Qing sat up straight, Fu Qingfeng wiped his glasses, and Pu Xinyang turned on the screen recording.

At this moment, countless people are looking at Liu Nan expectantly. At this moment, countless people are waiting for what kind of works Liu Nan, who has been tricked after being drunk, can write.

At this moment, only a very small number of people are smiling bitterly.

Just like He Hongzhang.

"Every audience in the live broadcast room, I hope that after watching this performance tonight, you can still calm down.

I hope that when the time comes, you won't call this fucking pervert.

I hope people in the literary world, you will not vomit blood directly tonight.

I hope that you will not be so shocked that you dare not write poetry in the end. "

After finishing speaking, He Hongzhang couldn't help laughing bitterly.

He himself is still afraid to this day, what kind of monster was released by himself back then, with this drink and his own tricks and tricks?
"Well, from this day on, I no longer look down on all the poets of my great man through the ages.

From this day on, I will never write poetry again! "

Not to mention He Hongzhang, even Lin Hai at this moment couldn't help taking a breath, remembering the horror of this day.

No one expected that such a terrifying scene would appear on this bright spring afternoon.

Even, he was blaming himself at the time, shouldn't he have recorded this scene?
Even now, Lin Hai is still a little scared.

"You viewers in the live broadcast room, I hope you can still say the word "expectation" later."

Yes, at this moment, countless people in the live broadcast room are posting barrage to say that they are looking forward to it.

The staff at the pen station couldn't help but sneered when they saw this scene.

"Hehehe, you guys are so hot right now, if you can react in 5 minutes later, I'm a fucking dog."

Having said that, the staff member couldn't help but slap the hacker himself.

"Damn it, when I was editing, I was so scared, do you people know?"

After speaking, he looked at Ding Feng again.

"Mr. Ding, you have to be prepared later, be prepared to be scared."

Ding Feng rolled his eyes: "I don't know? How many times has this bastard He Hongzhang talked about it over the years."

In fact, Ding Feng still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter. In fact, Ding Feng still didn't understand what kind of uproar this tonight's live broadcast will cause in Dahan.

The staff member glanced at Ding Feng disdainfully. Is it the same to hear people say and see it with one's own eyes?

Just watch tonight, the live broadcast room will be blown up.

Damn it, where in this world does such a pervert come from?

At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room did not realize the seriousness of the matter.

At this moment, they still don't understand what kind of legendary live broadcast they will experience later.

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As for He Hongzhang nine years ago, he didn't know all of this. At this moment, he was still proud that his calculation was successful.

The reason why he made Liu Nan drunk today is nothing more than wanting Liu Nan to write more poems.

He really likes Liu Nan's works, so he wants Liu Nan to write more.

However, he didn't expect that this extra writing would end up like this? ? ?
But today, he has to say that he really prepared a very good environment.

Inside the Lotus Pavilion, a mahogany table.On the table, the pen, ink, paper and inkstone are all ready at this moment.

And these things are all top-notch good things.

He spent more than 200 million yuan on this set of pen, ink, paper and inkstone.

This writing brush is a white jade brush used by the Han emperor more than 200 years ago. He spent more than 60 yuan for this brush.

As for this ink, it must be the best-looking lotus ink here.

As for the paper, it was the imperial paper 100 years ago. This is called Taohuajian. It can be said that the value of a piece of paper is five figures.

As for the last inkstone, it is also a good thing. The inkstone used by a literary master of the Han Dynasty is also the Duan inkstone, one of the four major inkstones of the Han Dynasty.

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