Live black all over the Internet: After death, you make me a legend

Chapter 208 Daiyue Tengwangge Ji's pretending to be addictive, I can't stop it

"Why don't you know the name?
Such a poet is definitely a great person, how could he not know his name?

I said boy, don't look at me as a Taoist priest, I'm delicate and frail, it's scary when I lose my temper, don't lie to me, okay?
As a person, I hate liars the most. Believe it or not, I will flatter you? "

The young man forced a smile: "I really didn't lie to you, I really don't know who the author is, an anonymous poet."

Zuo Gongming finally let this person go, and then he returned to his position muttering to himself.

"The person who wrote about drinking and the person who Ailian said must be the same person."

Suddenly, he slapped the table and said.And at this moment, Liu Nan suddenly spoke.

"That Taoist priest, can you come over and have a drink together?"

Hearing this, Zuo Gongming turned his head subconsciously, and saw Liu Nan toasting to him.

The moment he saw Liu Nan, Zuo Gongming seemed to frowned.He seemed to see a literati breath in Liu Nan.

"My good boy, you actually invited me to drink? If that's the case, then I will not be polite to the Taoist priest."

After finishing speaking, Zuo Gongming came to Liu Nan's table with his bowl and chopsticks and wine glasses, and he also saw the camera.

"Will it be broadcast?"

Liu Nan smiled and shook his head: "For the time being, probably not, this is my record of life."

Zuo Gongming breathed a sigh of relief, and then sat down carelessly.

"Sure, boy, you give me the feeling that you are a literati. By the way, your body seems very weak?"

There's something, there's definitely something about this guy.At this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room also came to their senses, this sloppy Taoist priest is definitely not simple

.It was obvious at a glance that there were some things on Liu Nan's body.

"The Taoist priest has good eyesight, but his health is indeed not good.

As for the literati?I am not a literati, I am now a tourist. "

Unexpectedly, after Zuo Gongming heard these words, he suddenly became happy.

"Well said, it's best not to be a literati. Come on, since you asked me to come over for a drink, is it impossible for me to pour the bar myself?"

Liu Nan was not angry either, and poured a glass of wine for Zuo Gongming with a smile.

"Taoist please!"

"Hahaha, let's have a drink together, kid?"

Liu Nan was not too polite, so he drank a glass of wine with the other party.

"By the way, Taoist priest, why do you think that Ailian said and Jiang Jinjiu were written by the same person?"

Zuo Gongming picked up a tiger skin chicken paw and started to eat it. Regarding Liu Nan's words, he only smiled after he finished eating.

"It's not a Taoist priest, I'm boasting, I belong to a certain realm of the Han literati.

There are basically no people who can surpass me.And now, there may be one.

It is impossible for such a person to be born two at a time, without such a coincidence.

Although this song is about to drink, it is not the same as the life realm that Ailian said it sounds like.

However, the talent here cannot be faked.

Therefore, it can only be written by the same person.By the way, do you know who this person is? "

Liu Nan smiled and shook his head. Seeing this scene, Zuo Gongming's eyes suddenly shrank.

"You wrote it, right?"

Liu Nan was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head hastily.

"Don't deny it, Taoist priest, I have been studying some things of Taoism for the past few years.

When I asked you just now, when you knew, there was no slight fluctuation in your eyes, as if you were very familiar with this person.

This proves that you absolutely know who wrote it. "

Liu Nan was really stunned, Lin Hai was also stunned, and the [-] million viewers in the live broadcast room were also stunned. Looking at Zuo Gongming in disbelief, everyone just split open.

"Everyone, do you know what's going on? What the hell, what's going on with this man? Did he really see it?"

"Impossible, fake? I don't believe it. I think maybe he knew it from somewhere."

"Taoism? What the hell is this?"

"Damn, my fucking scalp is numb. If he really notices this, this person has become a god!"

Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, Lin Hai had a chicken paw in his mouth at the moment, staring blankly at this sloppy Taoist priest, his eyes full of disbelief.

At this moment, Zuo Gongming suddenly laughed.

"It seems that I really guessed right, seeing the eyes of your companion, I knew it was right.

Good boy, awesome, what's your name?Who do you study under?

Good guy, there are people like you who are so talented in the cultural world of the Han Dynasty?
Besides these two songs, do you have any works? "

Good guy, a series of questions were asked directly without giving Liu Nan any time to react.

At this moment, Liu Nan's throat thumped.

"You... how did you..."

Liu Nan was also stunned. To be honest, this was the first time that he was seen through at a glance.

Good guy, isn't he a god?
Zuo Gongming didn't care about Liu Nan's shock. At this moment, he looked at Liu Nan with fiery eyes, as if he saw a peerless beauty.

"How did you see it?"

Liu Nan finally calmed down, not to mention the shock in his heart.

"It's very simple, observe the appearance, and then make a bold guess.

In addition, when I heard this song about drinking wine just now, I was already imagining the author based on my literati's intuition.

The last thing is, I've said so much here in the beginning and you haven't heard anything.

However, when I finished talking about the author and Ailian said that the author was alone, you immediately invited me to drink.

I don't believe in coincidences, I just believe that everything happens for a reason.

So, Taoist priest, I made a bold guess.I didn't expect it, it really made me guess right? "

The chicken feet in Lin Hai's mouth fell to the ground, and he opened his mouth wide in shock.

Although Liu Nan was better, he still felt shaken.

What a powerful person, this person is definitely not simple.

And those who watched the live broadcast nine years later were basically frightened.

Gu Qing looked at Zuo Gongming with a complicated expression: "Oh, he is still so powerful, he is still so incredible.

This is Zuo Gongming, Zuo Gongming, a layman of the four monsters.

Damn, why is there such a big difference between this person and another person? "

At this moment, Pu Xinyang also looked at Zuo Gongming in amazement.

"Good guy, why is this damn thing getting stronger and stronger?
Remember, Zuo Gongming, you lied to me back then, sooner or later I will take revenge on you.

Since you are not dead, I will definitely find you, and then I will let you bark like a dog. "

……

Ye Weidao was relieved: "Gongming is still the same, he is indeed one of my most proud disciples."

And at this moment, the live broadcast room was also directly turned upside down.

"Damn it, did you come out and tell me, who is this big boss? What the hell, this person is definitely not an ordinary person."

"That's right, if he was an ordinary person, I wouldn't be human.

From such a little thing, Liu Nan's identity was directly confirmed?
I go to his uncle, where did such a god come from? "

"God, I don't want to talk anymore. I really just want to ask about this person's identity."

"Damn it, it's the first time I've seen someone so powerful?
By the way, are Taoist priests so powerful? "

"By the way, this Taoist priest seems to be quite powerful, right?
Dr. Li is also a Taoist priest, and this person is also a Taoist priest. They all have unique skills, right? "

"Good guy, what kind of gods are these?"

...

...

The noise in the live broadcast room could not affect Liu Nan and the others nine years ago.

At this moment, Liu Nan chatted with the sloppy Taoist priest Zuo Gongming.

"Fantastic, Taoist priest, your eyes are amazing.

Just now I said that you are not a simple person. I didn't expect you to be so powerful?

That's right, the author of these two works is me. "

Well, Zuo Gongming glanced at Liu Nan with a complicated expression.

Although he guessed it, but when he was sure, his expression was also complicated.

What are you kidding, this kind of work was written by this person who asked for money?

Moreover, it is still two songs at once.A first poem through the ages, and a first prose through the ages.Good guy, is this person cheating?
So, he was really shocked by this.

"Fantastic, you are really good. I like this song, I like it very much. What was the situation when you were composing it?"

Liu Nan thought for a while, then suddenly smiled: "I wrote it after drinking too much."

Zuo Gongming was taken aback for a moment, then laughed out loud.

"Yes, yes, very good. There is no better answer than this after drinking too much.

Writing poetry requires drinking, and writing poetry without drinking is dry.

My name is Zuo Gongming, and now I am a sloppy Taoist priest. I want to make you my friend.

It's very easy for me to make friends. It's fine for ordinary friends to be angry with me.

Ordinary friends, let me approve of a certain aspect.

Good friend, it must be equal to me in some respects.

This bosom friend must have something beyond me.

I like you, and your poetic talent surpasses mine. "

Looking at Zuo Gongming who was so solemn, Liu Nan also picked up his wine glass at this moment.

"Hello Brother Zuo, my name is Liu Nan.

I never make friends based on whether I have talent or not. Anyway, no matter what kind of talent I have, I can’t compare to me.

So, I make friends to see if it's worth it. "

"????"

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Good guy, countless question mark faces appeared.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was all shown their faces.

Especially what Liu Nan said, I never look at how talented I am when I make friends, because none of them are as talented as I am.

Damn it, I didn't expect Mr. Liu Nan to pretend to be so fresh and refined?
"Ahem, what, I want to laugh when I see Mother Hai now. Look at Mother Hai, she can't hold back anymore."

"What did I say, Da Shixian, you are a good pretender, no more, no less, just right, and the position is not biased. Damn me, this is so smooth!"

"Hey hey, I'm dying of laughter. At this moment, Zuo Gongming has an extremely funny expression on his face. Look at his face. I want to laugh right now."

……

"Pfft... Hahaha, hahahaha, you Zuo Gongming has been so proud all your life, so what the hell are you doing today?
Hahaha I laughed so hard, is it really the heavens that have eyes for retribution?

Zuo Gongming, I made you like to pretend to be aggressive, now you can't pretend anymore, can you?

If you have the ability, you pretend to be aggressive in front of Shixian? "

At this moment, Pu Xinyang is smiling so happy that he can't wait to drink three cups from him.

Ye Weidao, Zuo Gongming's teacher, couldn't laugh or cry at this moment.

"These two people are really... In fact, it's only right for the two of them to be friends."

……

Zuo Gongming was stunned for a long time, and finally he laughed.

"Good guy, Liu Nan is the best at pretending. Why didn't I think of it?

Although my pretentious routine is not bad, it is not as domineering as yours!

Why didn't you think of such a pretentious scene before?
When I make friends, I don't look at whether I have talent or not. Anyway, I don't have talent.

What a fucking bible, brother, this is mine. "

Lin Hai snorted: "Damn, are you just trying to pretend?"

Zuo Gongming raised his eyelids: "Hey, you insignificant person, let me make friends with you too.

I don't look at whether you have talent, anyway, it is impossible to have talent like me. "

Lin Hai was dumbfounded, what happened to him?

Your uncle, what the hell?
"Go away, what the hell wants to make friends with you!
Also, you are so old, what are you pretending to do? "

As soon as these words came out, Zuo Gongming became unhappy all of a sudden.

"You don't understand, why don't you pretend to force you to learn from him after studying the literature for so many years?

I've been practicing calligraphy every day for decades, isn't it just to impress them with my good calligraphy in a scene where there are many people and everyone knows how to do it?
Let me tell you, you can't stop pretending, it's addictive.

By the way, this Liu Nan is also a master of pretending, I am [-]% sure.

Otherwise, it would have been impossible to be so silky just now.

Tsk tsk tsk is the right time to come today, I learned the classic quotations of pretense. "

Listening to Zuo Gongming's words, people in the literary world or non-literary circles were silent.

There was silence, and no one wanted to speak.Really... Although you think he is talking nonsense in Xia Tian, ​​deep down in your heart you think that what Zuo Gongming said is right.

"Ahem, my friends in the live broadcast room, I think what he said is right, what should I do?
People's whole life is for pretending.

For example, at this very moment, I just want to say that my annual income is 1000 million.Excuse me, how many are comparable to me? "

"Toxic, this man, why is such an elegant thing described as so vulgar by him?"

"Ahem, what, I think he's right. I also like to pretend, and I like it more and more."

"You are welcome to the Changkuai inflatable doll processing factory in Tianping Province. We not only let you install it, but also give you money."

"Damn, what are these things? This Zuo Gongming, with his own strength, led the live broadcast room astray."

……

Pu Xinyang watched this scene with gritted teeth, he was the most unlucky victim of Zuo Gongming's pretense.

When he thought back then, Zuo Gongming, who was a godsend, pretended to be aggressive in front of him every day, and he couldn't help the prehistoric power in his heart.

Really, 12 years ago, he was deeply hurt by it, and he hasn't let it go until now.

The five gentlemen of Qulian City, facing Zuo Gongming like this, it's like their idols have collapsed.They didn't expect that Zuo Gongming would say such a thing.

Qin Zhongxiu: "Ahem, what, I think what Zuo Jun said is right, he is unrestrained, he is such a free person.

The reason why we feel wrong is because we have not reached his level.

When we get there, we will understand.That's right, that's the way it is, that's for sure. "

This kid is crazy and serious, take it away, next one.

……

Liu Nan coughed, and he drank the glass of wine with Zuo Gongming with a smile.

"Taoist Zuo, you are a bit interesting and talkative. It is human nature to pretend to be aggressive, otherwise it would be boring to learn so many things.

How about it, how about we pretend to be together tonight?
Let's take a look, who is better at pretending? "

(End of this chapter)