Start: Datang Wanli a lonely city
Chapter 985 Let’s raise cattle in the future
Chapter 985 Let’s raise cattle in the future
Time: The twenty-fifth day of the rest period, 9:30 in the morning.
The imperial concubine was sitting in front of the makeup mirror, constantly stroking her head and face, carefully modifying her hair and makeup.
During this process, because I was bored, I occasionally glanced at the screen of my mobile phone on the table.
Because of the content that was constantly scrolling on the screen, everyone in the official team group was in the water group early in the morning, and the chat was quite lively.
Suddenly, the imperial concubine shouted with great surprise:
"Oh, Lao Hu! Chen Tang, a guy who can't beat him with three sticks, secretly proposed to his girlfriend last night.
The girl has already agreed and said she will get married next month or year ago.
When the time comes, let everyone go have a wedding banquet. It doesn’t matter if no one comes, but the big red envelope must arrive. "
Chen Tang's girlfriend naturally looked very much like the Xiu Niang he met and died in his arms during the 'Jingkang Shame of the Great Song Dynasty' mission.
Then in the real world, there was the college girl who was rescued from the gangsters by Chen Tang.
Regarding this, Hu Biao naturally knew quite clearly, because the commotion caused by the tossing was not small at that time.
However, when faced with the imperial concubine's words, this guy only said a mild 'hmm~' instead of a serious reply as usual.
What's even more amazing is that when faced with Hu Biao's reaction, the imperial concubine didn't even try to deal with this bitch's thoughts, but only showed a hint of helplessness on her pretty face.
The reason for this is that today's situation is somewhat special.
In the past, due to work reasons, the imperial concubine usually lived in the capital city if she was in the country; only on some important festivals, she would go back to stay with her parents in the Magic City for a few days.
But since I met Hu Biao and the two got together, the situation was completely different.
After returning to China, as long as I don't have a job or travel anywhere, I will basically stay with Hu Biao Niwai in Shanghai. How about going home to live? Something that doesn't exist at all.
This situation lasted until two days ago when I was eating out with Hu Biao and was seen by a mother's best friend.
Her poor old mother finally found out that her leaky little cotton-padded jacket had returned to the Magic City at some point.
Of course, the imperial concubine even hid the fact that she was in the magic city from her mother. She had some unavoidable reasons and was not just throwing a tantrum.
Because as long as she was in the magic city, her mother would always arrange blind dates, and she couldn't resist even if she wanted to.
No! Last night, the imperial concubine received a call from her mother, telling her that she had to go to the Peace Hotel at 11:30 this morning.
She went on a blind date with a young and promising second generation who was said to be a young and promising son-in-law who was hard to find in her mind.
Even my mother was still on the phone and gave the concubine serious instructions for half a day, such as saying that tomorrow's makeup and clothing must be in a sweet and well-behaved style to leave a good impression on others.
Otherwise, be careful with her skin when you return.
Therefore, today it happened that the imperial concubine got up early in the morning and then sat in front of the makeup mirror to torment herself, while Hu Biao appeared in a very bad mood.
joke! When the imperial concubine was with him, she would often change her clothes, identity, and appearance, which brought him surprise and novelty.
But he’s not so serious, damn! Now the imperial concubine spent more than two hours just putting on makeup.
After dressing up like this, he ended up going to see another man. Not only did the two of them have dinner and a blind date together, Hu Biao felt very unhappy when he thought of this.
To put it another way, after the two have been together for so long, the jealousy of the old Hu family has finally been overturned.
After struggling until about 10:20, the imperial concubine finally finished dressing up.
Good guy! This girl wore a pink dress under her elaborate makeup. Her whole person looked indescribably pure, well-behaved, and sweet.
If you use the words of Guifei's hometown in Sichuan Province, she is really a 'good boy'.
Before going out with a bag, the imperial concubine looked at her man who looked depressed. She spoke to comfort her again:
"Okay, okay, I'm just going out to have a polite meal with others and deal with my mother's instructions.
You will come back after eating, and nothing will happen; you will wait for me at home obediently, and you are not allowed to chat with people online, do you understand? "
After hearing these words, Hu Biao nodded.
He naturally understands the above principles of the imperial concubine, and he has enough faith that the imperial concubine can fulfill the promises she made.
The key is that when I think of the imperial concubine dressing up so innocently, but having dinner and blind dates with other gentlemen, I feel a little unbalanced.
This situation lasted until the imperial concubine turned around, bent down, and started to put on her shoes.
Immediately, my moving lines fell into this guy's eyes. Coupled with today's dress, he really has a unique and novel charm and temptation.
Under jealousy, unhappiness, and inexplicable impulse.
Hu Biao was actually angry from his heart and from his guts.
After rushing up quickly, he held down the imperial concubine's waist to prevent her from getting up, and then extended one hand to the lace skirt.
"Be good, don't make trouble. It took a lot of effort for me to put on makeup~" the imperial concubine coaxed with helplessness.
A few seconds later, the panting girl couldn't help but cursed: "Hu Biao, I'm going to kill you! If I let go of that pigeon today, my mother will definitely kill me~"
Hu Biao, who looked like an old cow with thickened nostrils:
"Don't be afraid. After this one-at-a-time mission is over, I will go to Lao An's house to propose marriage; we, the commander of the Xuan Ge Battalion, are no better than some second generation.
When the time comes, the old mother-in-law will only be happy, and how will she remember what happened today~"
After hearing the words 'come to propose marriage', the imperial concubine's whole body seemed to be touched.
After a while, he turned around, looked at Hu Biao with bright eyes, and said: "Well, I'm not going today, I'm not going anywhere~"
In the following time, the girl's mood became high.
But the one with the highest emotions was Hu Biao; so much so that the imperial concubine had some startling thoughts about this guy.
Inexplicably, the imperial concubine suddenly remembered a joke she had heard a long time ago, which was definitely an old joke:
A farmer's family was poor. One day when the farmer's wife was herding cattle, she accidentally lost her cattle.
Her man yelled: If you don’t get the cow back today, I will kill you tonight?
Several years later, the man was critically ill. On his deathbed, the man asked: "You have been with me for so long, which day is the happiest day in your life?"
The peasant woman blurted out one sentence without thinking: The day the cow was lost.
In this corny joke, the imperial concubine silently complained in her heart:
"After getting married, I must be a prodigal woman; because if Hu Biao raises cattle in the future, I will think about throwing away one of his cattle every day..."
A few hours later, the exhausted two people wrapped themselves in quilts and fell asleep.
Regardless of the fact that there are already dozens of missed calls and messages on the imperial concubine's cell phone.
It was just that after the two fell asleep, unlike the imperial concubine who was curled up in Hu Biao's arms and slept soundly like a kitten sleeping sweetly under the warm afternoon sun after eating and drinking.
Even after Hu Biao fell asleep, he still frowned tightly.
It's not that this guy's waist hurts, so he doesn't feel comfortable even after falling asleep; the real reason is that this guy is having a nightmare:
On the sea surface of Dadonggou, the Tianshuigouzi Fleet led by them was fighting desperately even with the Beiyang Fleet.
Unfortunately, under the fierce artillery fire of the little devils, their warships were sunk and destroyed one after another; even if they did not sink immediately, the ships were still on fire, as if the steel around them was burning.
These people in the team clearly have strong individual combat capabilities.
As long as he can successfully board the Japanese warship, he can use his Thompson submachine gun to slaughter all the Japanese on the ship.
However, no matter how much they increased their power, they could never catch up with the Japanese warships. Instead, one after another their teammates were blown to pieces by large-caliber naval cannons.
In the end, the battleship he was on charged all the way away from the opponent's flagship cruiser "Matsushima".
When the distance between the two was only four to five hundred meters, the French-made 320mm main gun on the other side was pointed at him, and it looked like it was about to fire.
At such a close range, there was no chance of missing.
The already dilapidated battleship was unable to withstand such a shot.
But just when Hu Biao was completely desperate, a familiar figure with a wet splash jumped up high and hugged a string of 320mm muzzles. After recognizing that the person was the imperial concubine, Hu Biao let out a huge exclamation: "No..."
Then, Hu Biao woke up and instinctively wiped his forehead with his hand. Only then did he realize that he had broken out in a cold sweat and wet the sheets he had just changed.
It turns out that everything before was just a nightmare.
After hearing a 'beep' sound in his ear, Hu Biao looked down and found the imperial concubine who had been curled up in his arms after he woke up and sat up.
After complaining for a while, he continued to sleep.
Seeing the concubine in front of him, who was quiet and gentle like never before, Hu Biao told himself: "Don't panic, baby, don't panic, everything in dreams comes from the opposite direction, the bad ones don't work, the good ones do~"
Then he gently touched the imperial concubine's hair and swore solemnly:
“This time, no one can hurt you until I die in battle.
wrong! We will definitely be able to complete this mission, and everyone can come back alive; when the time comes to propose marriage to Lao An, be ready to unlock those potentials. "
After swearing, not long after, the imperial concubine shouted in disbelief: "How can you still do it?"
That night, when the two of them were eating takeout, the radiant imperial concubine suddenly said something to Hu Biao when she thought of something:
"Lao Hu, how about we go raise cattle in the future?"
"Raise cattle? Okay, you have the final say in everything." Hu Biao, who now just wants to have a good sleep after eating, and does not care about any cultivation or training, was confused after hearing this.
But thinking it wasn't a big deal, I just agreed.
But for such a small thing, the imperial concubine seemed to have suddenly gained the whole world, and her face began to light up...
******
Time: Twenty-seven days of rest period.
Location: Jingshi City, Chaoyang, Workers' Stadium North Road, in the lobby of a high-end nightclub called VICS.
Under the loud music, the smell of strong perfume, alcohol, and sweat mixed together with a strange smell.
Brother Hu, a social man, lives with a man in his thirties, but he feels that the restless emotions in his heart are like that of a young boy.
To this end, he grabbed a large glass of cold beer in front of him and took a big gulp into his mouth.
But after finishing the cold beer, I noticed a boot stretched out from under the table, rubbing the back of my calf bone intentionally or unintentionally.
The anger in his heart suddenly came up.
Overall, Brother Hu felt that today was really his lucky day; because even if he hunted in nightclubs all year round, he didn't know how many prey he had caught.
It can be said that people of all skin colors, tastes, and age groups have experienced fat and thin people.
But seeing such a top-notch prey in front of him still made Brother Hu feel excited for a long time, and he was also full of expectations for the follow-up program.
The target that makes Brother Hu so excited is a beautiful sweet girl with wavy hair and a delicate face.
It happened that this little sweet girl was wearing a small sequined suspender belt, which showed her large areas of skin full of youthful vitality, as well as her considerable wealth and exquisite curves, in front of his eyes.
Her words and actions also reveal an indescribably sultry femininity and style.
The sweet face is intertwined with this kind of femininity and style. While it is not inconsistent at all, it also has a unique appeal.
If it were just that, Brother Hu wouldn't be able to act so superior.
The most critical point is that a veteran like Brother Hu can draw an elated conclusion just by looking at the girl's walking posture, the details of her eyebrows, and the condition of her skin:
Regardless of this girl's demeanor, she looks a bit like Charming Yanxing, but she is actually still a young girl in essence.
If there is one thing that makes Brother Hu feel quite regretful, it is that this girl is really good at drinking.
Originally, after the initial strike-up was successful and the girl who called herself ANN agreed to have a drink with him, Brother Tiger wanted to get her drunk and then start some follow-up programs.
But from the beginning of cocktails, I gradually changed to wine, and now to beer.
Brother Hu, who is also considered a tough guy in the wine bar, felt like he was going to vomit.
The face of the ANN girl in front of her didn't look drunk at all; she was also unmoved by the temptation to help her buy a bag.
But through some seemingly casual glances and small movements, it makes people feel more and more itchy.
Seeing this, Brother Hu could only use some small tricks; under his covert hint, one of his subordinates walked over and bumped ANN girl's shoulder intentionally.
After his subordinate apologized to the girl and attracted all her attention, he quickly poured some powder into the cup in front of ANN.
This kind of powder commonly used by Brother Hu melts quickly after being poured into the beer.
When ANN turned around again, nothing unusual could be seen at all; so facing Master Hu's toast, ANN happily raised his glass and drank the beer in the glass.
But Mr. Hu thought that after the drug took effect, ANN would arouse great enthusiasm, allowing him to succeed.
Even that, there are times when there is a strong reaction.
The ANN girl decisively took back the boots that had been rubbing against his calf bones.
Holding a bag at hand, he said, "Handsome, I'm going home. I'll call you and make an appointment when you have time." He just walked out of the nightclub with his long legs.
"Want to run away? There's not even a window~"
Seeing the twisted figure flying up, Brother Hu became more and more angry.
Although it is not convenient for him to do it in the store, as long as he leaves the store, he can always think of some other ways to take people away. Anyway, it is strange that this ANN girl escaped from his hands today.
He immediately followed with several of his subordinates.
Immediately after going out, you can see the other person covering his mouth and running towards a remote place with dim lights; it seems that he was blown by the wind, a little drunk, and wanted to vomit.
Brother Hu used his eyes to signal his subordinates not to follow him, and walked up to him.
As he walked, he happily loosened his belt.
Ten minutes later, Brother Hu and his subordinates felt something was obviously wrong; because Brother Hu was notoriously fast, he would have come back long ago and even finished smoking a cigarette.
After looking at each other, they walked over there.
Then I was horrified to see Brother Hu, with a heel of at least twelve centimeters nailed to his forehead and a high-heeled shoe with diamonds on the upper, lying there with his head covered in blood.
If it weren't for the fact that there were still some ups and downs in the chest and abdomen, indicating that Brother Hu was not dead yet, these people in society would be so frightened that they would scream.
And that girl called ANN has long disappeared.
At the same time, one kilometer away.
Xiaomei, the god of wealth, turned the steering wheel and cursed in her mouth: "You still want to get me drunk and drug me. I can't beat you to death, you old SP~"
That's right! The ANN who was in the nightclub just now was actually Xiaomei.
Because of the last incident, she decided that she could no longer stay in Lijiapo.
It's just that after she returned to China, she didn't go to other second- or third-tier small cities. Instead, she came to live in the capital city where her cousin the imperial concubine lived, and started a new life after changing her name.
Crazy shopping every day, beauty treatments, and having fun in nightclubs every night, life is quite exciting.
As for dangerous words? What danger could there be?
Not to mention, she can be sure that there are at least five or six people who have been secretly protecting her, and she herself is not easy to mess with.
When she was in the nightclub before, she didn't actually drink a sip of wine. She just made a gesture and poured it into the space ring on her hand without even entering her mouth.
With such a method, even if Mr. Hu drank to death, she would still be driving under the influence of alcohol.
In this way, after a day of almost crazy fun outside, Xiaomei finally went home and went to bed with satisfaction.
After thinking about Brother Tiger's reaction, he would definitely make a frantic call to his cousin's phone number. That scene made this girl laugh like a goose...
(End of this chapter)
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