Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 233 I'm Not Envious of Hikigu Bafan

The school building could already be seen, and Hikigu Hachiman got off his bicycle and began to push.The parking place for bicycles is on the left hand side of the entrance. These are the information that have been checked in advance.

Seeing the slope of the school gate from a distance, Hikigu was excited, it was finally about to start!

There are obviously many people like him who like to stand at the school gate and think wildly. A figure in a brown windbreaker that doesn't fit in with the black school uniform around him stands at the door with his hands on his hips.The figure was as big as two of him, and it looked quite amazing.

Is it the dean?he guessed.

Then silently followed behind the classmate, trying to sneak in from that person's side, although he didn't do anything bad, but seeing such a character, he couldn't help but feel guilty.

"The second swordsman in Tokyo!"

A huge shout came from behind, this long and familiar name made Hikigu Hachiman's body stiff, and he stopped involuntarily.

Hey, what are you doing stopping, hurry up, you can't turn around at this time, others will think it's calling you!Hikigaya ordered his legs in his heart.

No, at this time, like other students, you should stop pretending to be curious, look around, and find out who can call such a name, right?

Yes, the plan works.After he figured it out, he stopped, with a curious expression on his face, and looked behind with the classmates around him.

exist?What's the matter?Why is the dean in the brown trench coat pointing at me with his index finger outstretched?He almost couldn't maintain his dazed expression, and hurriedly pushed the bicycle to the side, but the man's index finger was still locked on him.

It was at this time that he saw clearly that the man was not some dean.The brown windbreaker was obviously the same Sobu high school uniform as him, and the tie was also a first-year one.

Not hot for you?Wearing a jacket and a windbreaker, it shouldn't be worn this season anyway, it's not fashionable at all if you say it's fashionable.

No, the crux of the matter is why would anyone know this shameful nickname in reality! ?

The expression on Hikigu Hachiman's face gradually collapsed, no way, even though I don't know how he knew it, he must never admit it, otherwise his high school life will be ruined!

He turned around, no longer pretending to be curious, and chose to move strategically.

The sound of the spinning spokes of the bicycle was very clear at this moment, as was the sound of heavy footsteps behind him, like Godzilla landing off the coast.Bi Qigu lowered his head vigorously, silently praying that he didn't come to find him.

His shoulders sank, and he turned his head to the side. It was a hand with a half-fingered glove, the style of glove usually used by pole dancers in nightclubs.Don't get me wrong, that's not a place he can afford, and he doesn't have any trendy friends who would take him there, just watching it on some late-night show.It's not easy, and you can only watch it when the whole family is out.

"It's me, me!"

Yes yes yes, I know you, wearing a strange trench coat over your school uniform on the first day of school, looking like a cross between a homeless person and a comedian, a person like you would be considered a trick in Hojo-san's novel jigsaw puzzle.Also wearing strange half-finger gloves, posing strange poses at the school gate, 100% poor guy who will spend three years of high school alone, please stay away from me, I don't want to be like you.

Hikigaya Hachiman used the acting skills he had learned from watching TV dramas for so many years, and put on an awkward and puzzled expression on his face, "Well, this classmate..."

"It's me, the Third Swordsman General of Tokyo!"

The visitor had a wild smile on his face, but that smile made Hikigaya feel very warm. Except for the idiot head of the Junior High School Kendo Club, no one would ever show such a happy smile when meeting him.That face was clearly full of surprises, the joy of reunion after a long absence.

Moreover, true or false, General Jianhao, the friend he met in the chat room, actually met in reality.It was still the first day of high school, passionately shouting the nickname of Secondary School at the school gate.Isn't this really a cartoon?
If so, my lord, please give me back my bob-headed little loli, please?Will give himself the nickname of General Swordsman, shouldn't he be a legal loli who is less than 1.5 meters tall?It's cute like this, then I would be more willing than Kigu Hachiman to wear an armor made of rolled paper tubes.

What needs to be emphasized here is that whether it is the second swordsman in Tokyo or the third swordsman general in Tokyo, they are just nicknames given when the middle school second disease broke out. This is something everyone will do!

Like what world is ruled by seven gods, the three pillar gods of creation, the three pillar gods of destruction, and most importantly, the nameless god of eternal debt named Hiki Valley Hachiman.As a permanent debtor whose actions will destroy the balance of the world, it is normal to write a diary of the gods every day, and write a report to the government every three months.

Of course, that was all in middle school.Both the chat room and the second illness have been shattered in the gap of time.Like an eraser that disappears when dropped on the ground, it is swallowed by the gap.

To be able to have the chat room of Tokyo's second swordsman and Tokyo's third swordsman at the same time, it is naturally the "Tokyo Metropolitan Heroes Association".

Yep, they're all avid One-Punch Man fans.In addition to real people, there are also specially created trumpets in the chat room, dubbed "Saitama Sensei", "Jenos", "Thrilling Tornado", "Undocumented Knight" and so on.Everyone is immersed in their own fantasies and calls each other by codenames.

Well, the one at the top is naturally the father of the hero, the real hero "Tokyo's No. [-] Swordsman" Hojo Kyosuke.That adult is well-deserved first, so he is ashamed to be second than Kigu Hachiman.

However, someone wants to grab his second title, and that person is General Jianhao.Great swordsman general, why do you want to join the swordsman's sequence.As long as you have your own worldview, you can take random nicknames for your own secondary illness.

It's not so much a robbery, it's better to say that he is self-serving, and he doesn't have a reputation duel with words as sword moves at all, but every time Kendo speaks in the chat room, he will immediately shout Tokyo Metropolitan No. Three Swordsman.Then he called himself the third swordsman general in Tokyo.

"It's you, General Jianhao." Seeing that he couldn't escape, he had no choice but to admit his identity in the dark world.Fortunately, no weirdo will really come to assassinate him, otherwise the world will collapse, lol.

Pushing the cart, he just wanted to go to a place with few people.Isn't something like the second disease in middle school supposed to be cured automatically as soon as you reach high school?Why is this guy still so energetic.And how did he recognize himself? As Internet heroes, they all kept the reality a secret.

That's why after I sent out such a message, I immediately disbanded the chat room.

"That's right, it's me, Tokyo's third swordsman, Shogun Kiza Yoshiki. After passing through the Dark Ages and defeating countless word monsters and human-eating demons, we finally meet again in this chosen place."

My friend during the second illness period, oh, now I know the name.Saikiza Yoshiki seemed to have no sense of shame, and loudly announced how difficult it was for the sword masters to reunite.

Hikigu Baban clearly saw the people around him panicking away from the two of them, and he also knew why Zaimoza called the three years of junior high school a dark age.

However, as mentioned earlier, aside from his family and the stupid head of the Kendo club, Zaimoza is the only person he knows who would be so happy to see him.

On the first day of high school, at the school gate, friends from middle school or elementary school called out the names of old friends in surprise, wantonly sharing the joy of being in the same school again.He had fantasized about this kind of thing, but he also knew that it was impossible.He has no such friends.

Heh, what's so good, those people may still be secretly screaming in their hearts, there is such a person who knows him well, it will be difficult to brag about "glorious history" in the future, and maybe some black material will be exposed, it is really unlucky up.

Unexpectedly, before he turned to complaining like this, he actually had such a sincere and warm "old friend".

"So, isn't the second throne yours? Why are you willing to give it to me?"

He raised his eyes, strangely, two and a half years of kendo practice hadn't corrected his rotten dead fish eyes at all.Obviously even a good-for-nothing would turn into a hot-blooded good-for-nothing if thrown into the sports club, but he was as stubborn as a tortoise in winter, motionless.

"But this is also very good. It is a dream for the opponent to see the offensive intention in your eyes, Baban." The minister told him so.

It's a pity that even with such a pair of decisive magic eyes, they didn't make it in the first round of the qualifiers.The pace of the national competition was broken at the very beginning.

"That's needless to say! Because of your heroic deeds, I, the Tokyo Metropolitan Third Swordsman General, recognized your aptitude and admitted that you can become the second general of a demon with no hands."

Seeming to have finally noticed the gazes around him, Yoshiki Saikiza seemed to be frightened, and spoke impassioned words in a whispering tone.

Hikigaya knew why he was not the number one general. They had discussed it at the beginning. That Tetsuta Kisaki with fox eyes who followed Hojo Kyosuke all the year round was an insidious person at first glance, and he must not be an enemy.

"So it's like this, the chat room has been disbanded for so long, it's a shame you can remember." He said expressionlessly.

The disbandment of the "Tokyo Metropolitan Heroes Association" chat room, in Zaimoza's words, is a catastrophe comparable to the dog Fenrir devouring Odin in the twilight of the gods, and it is the beginning of a dark era.

Or rather, trauma.Maybe using this youthful word will make this look a little more interesting.

At that time, immersed in heroic fantasy, they would share their heroic deeds in the chat room every day.Among them, the duo of him and Zai Mu Zuo Jianhao are the most inconspicuous. Others are fighting against theft gangs, rescuing children who have been hit by cars, and so on. Running clothes and such.

He is the second most powerful swordsman in Tokyo, who is determined to follow the handless Lord Demon, how could he be willing to remain so unknown for the rest of his life.Saitama-sensei can protect children from monsters before he has power, and he is the same!
So, he began to look around for bad guys who bullied students.Unfortunately, the Bunkyo Ward where he studied didn't have such a thing.He knew it was because of that adult, he didn't complain or get discouraged at all, he just turned his attention to the nearby Taito District.

The delinquents have been found, and the delinquents who are robbing elementary school students' wallets are completely different from the ones who run away from angels.

He rushed up with a bamboo knife bought with a whole year's pocket money, and was punched and broke the bridge of his nose.

I don't quite remember what happened after that, but when I came to my senses, I was already sleeping on a hospital bed, with my right hand and left foot sealed with bandages.When he grew up, he understood that even if he troubled the club, he couldn't find bad guys. Those guys were as brainless as he was, and they didn't attack lightly or seriously.

However, he was still very excited at the time. Although he was in pain all over, he asked the nurse to take a picture with his mobile phone immediately, and immediately uploaded it to the "Tokyo Metropolitan Heroes Association" chat room.He also attached a five-hundred-word short composition that he typed out with his left hand, describing his heroic deeds in detail.

At that time, the deputy head of the chat room, the hero named "Green Storm", was talking about how he contended against the tyrannical senior in the kendo dojo. The other members expressed their admiration vigorously, and by the way shared their similar experiences.

Hehe, now, I am more than Qigu Hachiman.No, I am the second swordsman in Tokyo, and I am no longer an insignificant guy.I actually protected the elementary school students from bad hands, using the sword and wallet in my hand.Although there is a little extra price paid, it doesn't matter.

After the photos and essays were sent out, the chat room suddenly fell silent.

They were stunned by my grandpa's feat, and they were thinking about how to express their admiration in words.Hikigu thought so.

Then, the chat room was prompted to refresh the screen.

Not imaginary compliments, but a barrage of exit prompts.

Before he could figure out what happened, the chat room had been disbanded when he came back to his senses.

Hehe, they must have been devoured by the internet weirdos that came out of the internet, and even their souls were devoured mercilessly, and they would never be able to become Buddhas forever.

Those bastards! ! !

While lying on the hospital bed with nothing to do, Hikigu Hachiman fully activated his clever brain, and quickly figured out what happened.There is no doubt that those guys have the same secondary illness as myself, but they are obviously not stupid enough to be some bullshit heroes in reality like myself.For those heroic deeds shared every day, he, who has strong hands-on ability, also found the source from animation novels one by one.

Exit the chat room, disband the chat room, because they are afraid that the trouble they caused will spread to them along the network signal.

Now that I think about it, only he and Zaimoza are the real idiots who actually do good deeds.

"Tokyo's second swordsman, what nonsense are you talking about? Such a great deed, even if the timeline is disordered, the earth is destroyed, and the sun explodes, I, Tokyo's third swordsman, will still remember it. Look, this is At that time, I wrote a commendation letter for you."

Saikiza Yoshiki seemed to have been greatly insulted, and the tone of his lowered voice suddenly rose again.

"Who wants to read that kind of thing? It's time to stop with the second-year illness." Saying so, Hikigu Hachiman quickly took over the phone, his tiny eyeballs were like typing paper on himself, from left to right, Scan from right to left.

The inexplicable coinage, if it weren't for my so many years of secondary illness career, it would be absolutely impossible to understand the meaning.It turned out that Zaimoza decided to give up the second name to me at that time.It's really gross, it looks like a Koshu tiger, and it makes people blush to be so gross when boasting about people.

With a blush on Hikigu Baban's face as if he was about to vomit blood, he looked at the two-year-late compliment with satisfaction.

Damn it, why can't I transfer this article to my mobile phone with my mind, you're still called a smartphone, it's not smart at all.

While speaking, the bicycle shed had arrived. Hikigu stopped the bicycle, took a deep breath, and said a sentence with all his strength:

"General Jianhao, do you want to exchange contact information?"

"Ah, ah, ah, since you have asked sincerely, then I will fulfill your wish."

Saikiza Yoshiki made a strange coughing sound. Needless to say, he knew that it was designed for himself, which was in line with the mouth habit set by the general swordsman.

Of course Hikigu noticed the nondescript words, but he didn't complain in his heart, because he knew that it was a stunt used by chuunibha and social terrorists to hide his nervousness.He also has such skills. For example, at this moment, as if submitting a marriage application, he bowed at 45 degrees and handed his mobile phone to Caimuzuo.

"Well, send me the one just now, it was meant to be shown to me, right?"

"Ah cough, ah cough..."

"..."

Chatting along the way, the two walked to the notice board under the teaching building.

Hikigaya Hachiman is in first-year class F, and Zaikiza Yoshiki is in first-year class C.

Not being in the same class... Hikigu thought regretfully.

He thought he could have his own friends like those otaku, no, he said it as if he was not an otaku.

"Ah cough, ah cough." The strange cough came again.

Zaimuza, in fact, you don’t need to cough to remind others before you want to speak, just call me by my name.It doesn't matter whether it's Biqigu or Bafan, what a nice and unique name.Even if you call me the second swordsman in Tokyo, I will agree to you without hesitation.

This is my loyalty to my friend Hikiya Hachiman.

"What's the matter, General Jianhao." He turned around, and saw Cai Muzuo flashing two meters away from him.A picture of "Who is General Swordsman" and "What a strange name".

You bastard, who was the one who yelled nicknames at the school gate just now!

"Tai Mu Zuo." He compromised, and when exchanging contact information in the bicycle shed, the two also exchanged names.

Hearing these three words, the guy in the brown windbreaker who stood out in the crowd turned his head, with an expression of "I'll be recognized no matter where I go, it's really troublesome", and walked over satisfied .

"My best friend, are you still regretting, distressed, and sad that you can't be in the same camp with me to resist the coming darkness together?"

Although what you said is indeed 50.00% of what I thought, but if there is darkness that will come, it must be because of your second-year lines. The people around you are very likely to be in the same class as me!

"Ah cough, ah cough, do you think I will give up the opportunity to be in the same class as the Lord Demon who has no hands? You know, as long as I am in the same class as him, no matter if I show my true side, no one will dare to laugh at us. As soon as I knew that the adult would enter Zongwu High School, I immediately applied for a transfer."

Saikiza Yoshiki drew a horizontal 7 on his chin with his index finger and thumb, probably to show the wisdom of her swordsman general.

Um?That adult is in the same class as me?If it is true, then Cai Muzuo is indeed worthy of the title of General Swordsman, well-informed ones are fine.

Hikigaya Hachiman was refreshed, just now he was only looking at himself and Zaimoza's class, and hadn't had time to find Hojo Kyosuke's name.

Now I took a quick look, and sure enough, I saw Class C of the first year behind Hojo Kyosuke's name.

Lucky!Sure enough, the accident encountered in the morning was the apocalypse.A strong sense of security emerged in his heart.

Unlike those who have the name of a hero but do despicable things, Hikigaya, who studied in Bunkyo Ward in junior high school, has truly received the favor of Hojo Kyosuke.

After being beaten and discharged from the hospital, he originally thought that he would enjoy the treatment of welcoming heroes in anime. The classmates in the class would shout "better than Qigu" and "you are a hero", and he could even look forward to the locker The mysterious pink envelope that appeared inside.

But none of them, there are indeed some who call themselves heroes, but the tone and wording are not correct.

"Hey, isn't this the hero Hikigu-san?"

Well, that's because the students didn't learn well, so forgive them.

According to the general rules of the Neon School, people who do stupid things like him should have been bullied at the bottom of the school, but nothing like that happened.In addition to being extinct because of bad, but also because...

"You're a pretty good kid. Do you want to come to the Kendo Club? You also yearn for Hojo-san, and you will have a chance to fight him in the arena in the future."

The person who spoke was the idiot head of the kendo department. The kendo department in their school was so weak that it was not taken seriously at all. Even the activity room only had a small classroom.It was completely different from the grand activity room of Dongcheng High School seen on the Internet.

The minister has a small crew cut from the Showa era, and when he smiles, he will reveal a missing front tooth. It is said that he held up his mobile phone to play while sleeping, accidentally fell asleep, and was smashed off.

Hikigu Hachiman will never forget that smile for the rest of his life, and even made a portrait of him.But my younger sister Hikigani Komachi mercilessly wondered, "Brother, are you drawing the weirdo in "One-Punch Man"?" Damn it, why did Komachi's words come back when I was really imitating "One-Punch Man" to make my own manga? It became "The lines are twisting, it's so disgusting.".

It was also because of this that he didn't dare to give the portrait to the minister, so he had to hide it together with the portrait he drew for Hojo Kyosuke in the deep sea treasure chest under the ice crystal jade bed, which was always at thirty degrees Celsius regardless of spring or summer.Well, that is, under the bed, in the box containing various divine diaries and cosplay props from the Secondary School period.

In short, because he was taken into the Kendo Club by the minister who dreamed of fighting Hojo-san in the arena.Hikigaya Hachiman's situation in the class has improved. Although it is the bottom club, it is still the sports club at the top of the school pyramid.

After washing the protective gear for the seniors for half a year, after he was promoted to the second grade, he finally became one of the five candidates in the kendo club and qualified to represent the school.Thanks to this, his status in the class has improved by leaps and bounds, from a fool to a Don Quixote knight who launched a fearless charge.

Hikigu is sure that his classmates don't know what a precious spirit the Don Quixote knight represents, they just regard themselves as another kind of fool.Heh, they would never know that although they and others lost only in the first round of the preliminaries for two consecutive years, they saw the invincible heroism of that lord.

The clean swing of the knife, the roar like a lion, surrounded the sidelines as if they would be cut in half, just looking at it, I couldn't help but forget to breathe, I had to shout to breathe, so that I wouldn't die.

Although the kendo department of my school is very scornful, but as long as I set my goal on that adult like the idiot minister, I will feel full of passion and be dazzled by the blood.

Although the only people who can talk in the class are those who are also members of the kendo club, Hikiya feels that his junior high school is already complete.

There are many members of the student union in the school guiding the new students. Following the guidance, the duo of Jianhao walked to their class.Before entering, a crisp laughter was heard.The two of them stopped in unison, and backed away timidly.

No, it is no longer a middle school.Even if I want to be a big brother from today, it is not impossible, I have to find happiness with Zaimuzao!
Hikigaya turned his head, looked at Zaimuko who was wearing a brown coat and nodded heavily.Even if there are no other friends, having one best friend is enough!
Opening the door of the classroom, the imaginary gaze was not seen, but the eyes of the two of them widened.

"Hey, Hachiban, that, that!!!" Saikiza Yoshiki grabbed Hikigaya Hachiman's arm excitedly, screaming incoherently.

"That's right, put your hands down first, it's rude to point at people like this, do you want to have your hands chopped off too?"

That's right, the one surrounded by beauties and sitting in the last row by the window in the classroom is the spiritual leader of their Tokyo Heroes Association, the devil without hands, Hojo Kyosuke-sama.

The laughter heard outside the classroom just now should be from the girl on Hojo-san's right.She is holding a blue schoolbag, and her eyes are bright yellow like a cat.There was also a girl in front of Hojo-san, her light brown hair seemed to turn pink under the sunlight.

"A lot of things, special information, those two girls are the adult's women, and they transferred with him." Zai Muzuo turned sideways, covered his mouth with his palms, and talked about the exclusive information.

"As expected of Hojo-san." Hikigu Hachiman believed it immediately, and only such a person would become his dream object.

"As expected of Hojo-san." General Jianhao also sighed.

Seeing the enthusiastic atmosphere around Hojo Kyosuke, Hikigu felt that he was about to be melted for a moment, so he wanted to give up the idea of ​​sitting next to that adult.Well, it can't be said to be giving up.The two rows of seats by the window, as well as the two rows behind, had already been filled up early.

Beside Kyosuke Hojo, in front and on the right are girls who have been talking to him.Further in front was a girl with light pink hair. Hikiya, who had a good memory, quickly remembered that she was one of the protagonists he met on the way to school and had no traffic accidents.

Are you a classmate?What do you think of going for a walk with the dog on the morning of the first day of school?Hikigu had to admit that even if he could rank in the top ten in his grade in Mandarin, he still couldn't figure out what the girl was thinking.

Then on the right of Hojo-san's right, there is a girl with golden curly hair, another girl whose hair is black and blue, and it turns into a nice silver color, and another is...

Even if Zongwu High allows students to dye their hair, you guys are too exaggerated. Is this a specialized school for cosmetology?Wouldn’t it be nice to use the money you’ve spent tossing your hair to buy study materials or pay cram schools, so that your parents will be very happy.

All in all, Hikigu Hachiman is definitely not envious of that adult being surrounded by beautiful girls of all colors.

Although there was no notice posted, it was undoubtedly the corner that became the focus of the whole class.

Sakura is opening her arms, trying to describe to Hojo Kyosuke how big the muffins are at the cafe in front of the school.

"Even if it's Jingsuke, you can't eat ten in a row!" She nodded affirmatively.

“Chocolate strawberry jam is also delicious.”

Glass agrees, and she turns her chair around, feeling like she's back in her childhood.At that time, I was chatting with Kyosuke-kun in the same way.It's just that the person next to him has changed from Naoka to Sakura.Although I feel sorry for Naoka, she feels really happy now.

She had been looking forward to this kind of life for three years.

In fact, Hojo Kyosuke didn't really want Sakura to sit in this place. If possible, he hoped that the two girls could sit side by side in front of him, so that he could see them at the same time when he woke up.But now, Sakura is very likely to not look at the blackboard in class, but keeps staring at him.

It was bad, and he couldn't help but stare at her too.It's really distressing.

Not long after, the front door of the classroom slammed open, as if it could use a lot of force, and made a loud bang.

The people in the classroom who quickly mingled with the new classmates fell silent.

(End of this chapter)