Tokyo Girlfriend Guide

Chapter 340 Want me to die?
"No matter what you do, a good body is necessary!"

Hojo Kyosuke ended with this sentence, which is very convincing in terms of his record.If it weren't for the fact that he hasn't taken the most critical step of becoming a famous writer, maybe some men's health care products would come to him as the endorsement.Of course, he would never agree.

Unless, the other party gave enough money to buy the old Furukawa Garden.

"It turns out that the key to being a good writer is to have a good body!"

"Yomiuri Shimbun" reporter Kawaguchi Take a bow and sat down.

"Did you hear that, Kenichi, I'll enroll you in a football interest class starting next week, and you can join the football club when you're in high school."

The middle-aged woman in front of the TV nodded repeatedly, feeling that Hojo Kyosuke deserved to be a person who had achieved such achievements at a young age, and what she watched was transparent.If you don’t have a healthy body, you won’t be able to work overtime. If you don’t work overtime, you will be disliked by your boss and colleagues.

Not to mention the supermarket discount bento war at 08:30 in the evening, it is a battlefield that will be swallowed if you are not careful.

"Ah?! Am I in private school now?" Kenichi, that is, the boy who clearly knew that Hojo Kyosuke was so good simply because he was smart.

He doesn't read comics or novels, and he is not interested in Hojo Kyosuke at all, and he is already cursing in his heart, this Hojo bastard, who is a little clever, is talking nonsense here.Really, I will scold him online later.

"I remember that when I was studying, the boys who joined the football club in high school seemed to be stuffed with pink envelopes in their lockers every morning, and they often received lunch boxes made by girls at noon."

The woman stared at the TV intently, talking as if she had no intention of speaking.

Pink, pink envelope?Love box! ?
Kenichi seemed to have detected a jamming bomb, and the screen instantly turned orange, and his head almost went down.

"Women or something, I'm so annoying." He turned his head, and showed the momentum that a boy in the second grade of middle school should have.

"However, if you can get the ranking in the national competition, it will be very helpful for you to take the university entrance examination in the future."

"Really, why only Mr. Hojo was invited here, and his parents should also be on stage, to share their parenting experience and make society more progressive!"

The corner of the woman's mouth curled up, ignoring her adolescent son, but looking at the reporters on TV with dissatisfaction.

The same dissatisfaction also appeared in Hojo Kyosuke.

Really, he has already tried his best to be humble, why do these people keep farting rainbow farts, does he have to say that genius is 90.00% sweat?Or squeeze a sponge?
The most important thing is, even if you want to praise someone, you should use a female reporter.Holding his hands on his chest, "Hojo-sensei, you're really amazing~" with an adoring look on his face, only someone like this has the desire to say something.

"Then, the next one, Hiraga-san from the Mainichi Shimbun, please."

As if hearing someone's voice, Yugong Weixi picked up a female reporter.Although the appearance is average, it can barely be seen after wearing a professional skirt.

Hojo Kyosuke also fixed his smile, looking forward to the other party's question.

After the usual thanks and congratulations, Hiraga Sumiko looked at Hojo Kyosuke with a microphone in her hands, and smiled slightly:
"In the most beautiful high school period, I won such a golden honor. I think a boy like Mr. Hojo must be very popular in school."

Sure enough, it takes a woman to speak well, Hojo Kyosuke smiled modestly.

"I think everyone must be very curious, does Mr. Hojo have a girlfriend (he girl)?"

This familiar word, for a long time, after Kyosuke Hojo was woken up by the sun, he would touch his chest and mutter to himself.

Did you enter the body of "That Girl (She) (かのじょ)" again?

The moment he heard this familiar word, Hojo Kyosuke's sixth sense instantly felt a warm gaze coming from the lower left corner of the auditorium.

That was the "that woman (かのじょ)" he had entered each other's bodies, Mitsuha Miyamizu.

Hahaha……

Beside her is his childhood sweetheart, Sakura Yamauchi.

Ha ha ha ha……

Beside her is Nishinomiya Glass, the "that woman (かのじょ)" whom he taught little by little.

what……

by her side...

Not only this side, but the sight on the other side is even hotter. Hojo Kyosuke can think of his mother's look of watching a good show.

Although other girls might not be as sensitive to this word as Mitsuha, even Yamauchi Sakura couldn't ignore this question.

No, whose name is "everyone"?You represent everyone again?

A certain person's smile remained unchanged, and he glanced at the passport hanging in front of the reporter.

"Mainichi Shimbun", that's right, I thought you were "Weekly Bunchun" with such gossip?Or are you ready to jump ship and this is your interview application?

in front of the TV.

Kenichi, the boy who was still complaining about how annoying women are to death, had already drifted his mind to the locker in high school, the pink envelope pressed under the stinky shoes. Still bright.

In front of the notebook, Megumi Kato straightened up unconsciously, ignoring her sister's yelling and the text message bombardment from Keiichi's cousin.

"Hahaha, rosy high school life."

Hojo Kyosuke smiled heartily, because he knew that there would be girls with "light-like eyes" looking at him on the left and right sides of the auditorium, so he could only look at the middle of the auditorium.

This time he saw Hidenori Ishida again, his ugly face was so ugly that he quickly looked away and looked at the reporter who asked the question.

"First of all, it depends on how you define the word "叫女" (かのじょ)..."

"Hey, Xiao Yukino, isn't this what you often use to hide your lack of friends?"

Yukinoshita Yono, who was staring at the screen with piercing eyes, suddenly turned his head to look at his sister, and said in surprise.

"First of all, it is necessary to confirm the content of the question before answering it. Second, I have friends!"

Yukinoshita Yukino said in displeasure, and at the same time became more and more dissatisfied with the guy on TV who was about to play with words.This family, can't live without word games?Do you still want to play on this occasion?

Unlike Yukinoshita, when other reporters and writers heard Hojo Kyosuke's words, they immediately showed knowing smiles on their faces.A tacit understanding emerged in my heart, as expected of a novelist who won an award at such a young age, he just has the demeanor of a writer.

Very nice and spirited.You dare not say whether you have professional ethics, but at least it fits the impression of the Neon people on writers!
But is someone the kind of coward who dares to act?He didn't intend to play a requiem song from the dozen or so ancient Japanese classics that he had inadvertently stored in his brain. He just confirmed "That Girl (かのじょ)" just like Yukinoshita said. meaning.

"If it's a girlfriend, then the answer is no. I yearn for marriage, and if I announce my relationship status to everyone, then it's time for me to get married."

If Hojo Kyosuke made the reporters think of the title of "Legend Heisei Merry" at the beginning, then this sentence made them change the title to "Model Love Is Marriage".

It's really not easy, in this age when everyone is lying flat and unwilling to get married and have children, there are still people like Mr. Hojo with such a simple view of love.

Megumi Kato, who was wearing a red and white patterned nightdress, lay on the bed again, casually gossip about her sister, and told her that there is a puppy in Kyosuke's house that can do backflips.

When Kenichi in front of the TV heard this, he shuddered at the thought of his father who even planned to add pocket money to himself.Pink envelope = death sentence?
"That's not good. If you fall in love and get married, your life will become a mess. After Kenichi, it's better to have more love affairs." The woman educated her children, as if she was the victim of it.

"Yeah." Kenichi nodded quickly.Sure enough, Hojo's bastard's brain is not normal, he is exhausted after playing football, how could he still have the mind to study.

"This boy, what is he thinking, how dare he say that?" Hojo Ichiro quietly leaned into his wife's ear, and said in an inaudible voice.

"Isn't this great? Maybe I can have more than a dozen grandchildren before I turn 50." Kitajo Mikiko said with a smile, she was very relieved about her son's affairs in this regard.

After all, this is the child who would want to pack up multiple girlfriends and bring them back to their hometown in the sixth grade.

Hojo Ichiro looked at his wife, and then at his son's friends. Thinking that these girls might bring their parents to his home to cry in the future, his scalp went numb.

After Mitsuha Miyamizu heard what Kyosuke said, her straight waist suddenly relaxed.

As the lover of "He (かれ)", Sanye, who knows him as well as her own body, can naturally understand the brazen "declaration of the flower heart".

Haha, sure enough, this bastard...

Hey, who made myself fall in love with him.His body and every part of his life were branded by him.

Even in Nara, the time when the memory has not recovered.

When you see a subway that doesn’t exist in Itomori, you will naturally take out your phone and pass through the gates; when you see a deer that doesn’t exist in Itomori, you will naturally salivate; when you see a cafe that doesn’t exist in Itomori, you will naturally point out Kyosuke Favorite New York Cheesecake…

Not to mention the love between life and death that travels through time and space. I can't do without it. I don't want to leave. I can only change from his preference for myself to my own doting on him...

This bastard!

Even though the decision had been made long ago, the girl still wanted to borrow Eriri's swear word dictionary after listening to the unabashed "Fairy Heart Declaration".

and……

"Do you really want to continue?" She turned her head and asked Yamauchi Sakura softly.

"Huh? Sanye, you are also scared by Kyosuke's brazenness, right? Hahahaha."

Sakura first laughed, and then continued:

"No, in your case, you should already know what kind of person he is, right, Ni Jiang~~"

Nishinomiya Glass had a faint smile on her face, she didn't turn her head, she still looked at the stage.She felt that Jing Jie-kun seemed to be speaking to herself.Tell yourself that you can always stay by his side.

Ueno Naoka looked at the three people around her, and sighed heavily.There is no normal person, be it Kasumigaoka or Yukinoshita, who will help me scold them well, let them wake up to the fact that Hojo Kyosuke is a playboy, and then leave him together.

In this way, I can make clothes quietly by myself.

The same sentence has different effects in the ears of different people. In front of the TV, Yukinoshita Haruno laughed hard:
"Interesting, it's so interesting, he can be so frank, he is simply the world's number one scumbag."

It's so interesting. At this moment, Yang Nai is very much looking forward to seeing his mother's expression.I don't know if the old lady who doesn't even frown like Neon Silence can keep calm, or if she will frown into Sichuan characters like Xiao Yukino.

Yukinoshita frowned tightly. Although he didn't play word games, it seemed to be worse.

After getting the reply, Hiraga Sumiko didn't thank and sat down, but continued to talk.

“I see, it’s really a powerful emotional concept.

But I noticed that Mr. Hojo mentioned a person "Mr. Kasumi Shiko" before, and said that he got a lot of help from the other party on the way of writing.I checked the information just now and found that this teacher Kashiko is also a writer like Mr. Hojo, and both are high school students.She is still a very good-looking girl, can I ask what is your relationship? "

Mainichi Shimbun, Sumiko Hiraga
Hojo Kyosuke took note of this name, and planned to tell Misaki later that this name was on the Hojo Group's blacklist.

Really, the female reporter is just not good enough, her professionalism is not as good as those two before, and now it's the Honya Grand Awards ceremony, can't you ask something related to the novel?
"Hahahaha, you fucking..."

This sentence is a fantasy, and the heaviest swearing that Hojo Kyosuke has ever said in his life should be an asshole.Most of the time, it is used to condemn oneself for the conscience. Although it cannot improve the situation of the conscience, it can make oneself feel better.

"When I decided to embark on the path of writing, I started to study first, and the book I used to study first was "Love Metronome" by teacher Xia Shizi."

Speaking of this, Hojo Kyosuke paused slightly, looked up at the banner above his head, and then looked at Kasumigaoka Shiwa in the lower right corner of the auditorium.

Although the other party was wearing a black dress, the snow-white neck was enough for him to find the target.

This is the first time for the girl to hear how she and Kyosuke became friends, and it was on this occasion, at this moment, that Hojo Kyosuke said it in front of the people of the whole country.

This, this is simply the most romantic confession.

The girl instantly forgot the short-term unwillingness and all kinds of palace fighting stories before, and looked enthusiastically at Hojo Kyosuke on the stage.

Similarly, upon hearing this, Ying Lili's memories also went back to that day.

Damn it, I would have told Kyousuke that "Love Metronome" was a novel that no dog would read!
Yep, none of the dogs read that damn novel.

It has been decided that the next book of "Love Metronome" will depict Sayuka being robbed of love by a blond lady who descended from the sky, and the perfect male protagonist who has worked so hard to be snatched away by a gorgeous one!
The blond lady completely ignored the countless nights she cried because of this novel, and she also forgot that if it wasn't for this book, she wouldn't have run into Hojo Kyosuke at the door of the bookstore and lost her mind.

Hojo Kyosuke's actions attracted the attention of some people, but before they turned their heads away, they heard a voice from the stage:

"Coincidentally, this book was the first one recommended by the clerk that day. At that time, I thought, if I could write a book like this, it would be great if the clerk of the bookstore put it in such a conspicuous position. "

Someone's words were obviously very pleasing in this place. Although it was not the time to applaud, there was still a burst of knowing laughter and applause.

"Then I bought this book, and another friend of mine told me that I made the right choice. It is an excellent work."

Kasumigaoka turned her head to the side and glanced at Eriri who was pouting her small mouth, the corners of which were slightly curved.

"So, Teacher Xia Shizi can be regarded as my guide on the way of writing. She also provided great help when I finished "The Devotion of Suspect X."

Hearing this, Kenichi in front of the TV quickly took out his mobile phone and entered the three words "Xia Shizi" in the search bar.

After seeing the teacher Xia Shizi in the photo of the signing party, she has long straight black hair and a white elegant slim skirt, showing her beautiful calves wrapped in black stockings.

At this moment, Kenichi recognized Mr. Hojo's view of love.If it is such a girl, I am willing to be sentenced to death.

"So she is Hojo-sensei's future marriage partner?" Hiraga Sumiko continued to ask.

It's not over, is it?Are you willing to let me die?Didn't you see Hidenori Ishida over there?If you offend me, it will become like that.

And your other reporters, don't you want to ask questions?The time is almost up, all salary thieves?Are you not afraid to raise cattle in Hokkaido?
Hojo Kyosuke glanced around, and saw that everyone was holding up the recording equipment and staring at him with piercing eyes. Obviously, they were very satisfied with Zuiko Hiraga's performance.

Stop it, do you all think of yourself as a reporter for a gossip magazine?
Or is it just the romantic affairs of literati that excite you?

Wait, can't it be true?

Hojo Kyosuke suddenly realized that he seemed to have found the correct answer.

These bastards probably prefer titles like "The New Literary Hero and His Lovers" compared to his own persona who is close to the people, a wunderkind but not crazy.

"It's family."

After a pause, he smiled and said three words.At the same time, his eyes calmly looked at the live camera.

"I see. Thank you for your answer, Hojo-sensei." Hiraga Sumiko sat down satisfied, saying that her family is gone, so she must be her marriage partner.

Also satisfied is Kasumigaoka Shiyu, the girl's already beautiful little face, when she heard the word "family", it burst into endless brilliance in an instant, like a lotus after a rainy day. Gorgeous.

By the way, Aunt Mikiko just came and asked her to stay in Tokyo for a while, so I had to ask her how she educated Kyousuke.

Uh... just say that a publishing house found me and asked me to ask her to share her parenting experience.

At worst, after the book is completed, it will be published at its own expense, and it will be used as a gift for the furniture at home.

No, how could it not be sold, as long as Jingsuke is mentioned, it will definitely sell well!
In Kasumigaoka's little head, the picture of her teaching herself and Kyosuke's children according to Mikiko's mother's experience after marriage has emerged.

Although everyone recorded the sound, every reporter still lowered his head and frantically wrote on the notepad.With someone's super hearing, he even heard the sound of the 0.5mm pencil lead scraping across the paper.

He didn't need to guess, he knew that what these guys wrote, if nothing unexpected happened, it was about describing the gentle expression on his face when he mentioned Teacher Xia Shizi, thinking about the beautiful married life in the future and so on.

Bastard, do you know that if your writing skills are a little better, tonight I will think about whether it is necessary for my grandma to call tomorrow and say that Mr. Yagi next door is sick and let me go back to visit.

The next few interviews were much more normal. Some asked Kyosuke Hojo about his expectations for the Mystery Writers Association Award and the Naoki Award, some asked about his new work, and some asked if he agreed with Ishigami's view of love. .

That's right, this is what book fans care about, what are you doing staring at those romantic stories all day long.

After the reporter's questioning session is over, this press conference can also be declared over.

"Thank you very much, Hojo-san, for your hard work~"

After Miss Master of Ceremonies said something, Hojo Kyosuke also heaved a sigh of relief, it was finally over and he could enter another battlefield.

Bowing to the stage and the audience, he handed the microphone to the staff and walked off the stage.

　Thank you guys for your monthly tickets, rewards and recommendation tickets for your support, thank you~
　　Then I would like to thank the book friends who have been helping me to correct the mistakes, the typos have been corrected all the time, sometimes I may forget, hehe
　　
　
(End of this chapter)