Cultivate Taoism and farm to make peace in the world

Chapter 85 The Monk Hua and the Female Bodhisattva

"You believe in Buddha, does Buddha bless you?"

"Buddha is just a clay statue. You believe in Buddha just for comfort."

"When you go to the temple to worship Buddha, it's just not enough to worship clay Buddha statues at home, so you have to go to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, and let the golden Buddha statues comfort you."

Taking the boat to the Guijia courtyard, Jiang Xuan heard a loud voice shouting in the Guijia courtyard from a long distance away.

"The monk is the same as you. The monk also suffers in his heart and needs comfort."

"It's just that I eat fast and chant Buddha too much. The golden Buddha statue in the temple can't comfort the monk, so the monk came here to find the female Bodhisattva. Is there anything wrong with the monk?"

"The monk is right."

"The status of these girls in the monk's heart is like the status of those clay bodhisattvas in your heart, so is it wrong for me to say that they are female bodhisattvas?"

"No problem at all."

"Crack~"

"The stinky monk is insulting to the gentleman, the old man will fight with you!"

"Fight what?"

"It's just a coincidence today. The female Bodhisattva I ordered is your old lover. If I didn't order this female Bodhisattva, would you tell me so much?"

"I'm afraid that he hugged the female Bodhisattva a long time ago, got into the cabin, and did the degrading thing you said."

"Old Master, female Bodhisattva."

"Tsk tsk, old man, you are having a good time."

Amidst the noise, the sound of pounding and smashing reached Jiang Xuan's ears, making him look at Wei Ming speechlessly:
"Master, is Monk Hua reliable?"

Wei Ming is worthy of being a person who has seen big wind and waves, the expression on his face has not changed a bit:
"Naturally reliable."

"This monk is really good at talking, but in fact he is still a young chicken."

"What he did was nothing more than entering the world of mortals and experiencing the seven emotions and six desires in the world."

"Who dares to say that your monk grandfather is a chicken?"

As soon as Wei Ming's words fell, a golden light from a human body rose into the sky from the backyard, and after a turning point in the sky, it landed on the boat where Jiang Xuan was, making the boatman tremble with fright.

"Oh, so it's Old Taoist Wei. Aren't you locked up in the gate of Shenxiao Mountain? Why did you come to my Qinhuai River?"

Seeing the familiarity between the fat monk and his master, Jiang Xuan's heart moved.

The squinting and grinning fat monk in front of him is probably also a supernatural power.

Before Jiang Xuan could think about it, the fat monk set his sights on Jiang Xuan:
"Are you Wei Laodao's apprentice or grandson?"

After saying that, the fat monk didn't wait for Jiang Xuan to reply and said to himself:
"It should be the grandson."

"I remember Wei Laodao's closed disciple is that kid Ye Jing..."

While muttering to himself, the fat monk's eyes lit up, he looked Jiang Xuan up and down, and then took out a golden bead the size of a human head, exuding a faint yellow light:

"Old Taoist Wei gave my apprentice a Divine Sky Thunder Talisman of the Divine Realm. Monk, I am not stingy. You take this relic."

Casually stuffing the relic into Jiang Xuan's arms, the fat monk turned into a golden light again and flew back to the home courtyard, leaving only laughter echoing on the boat:
"When Wei Laodao is gone, little Taoist, you come to the monk and I drink flower wine. The monk will take you to swim the Qinhuai River for ten miles, so that you can see the prosperity of the world."

Looking at the head-sized relic in his hand, and then at Guijiayuan where the music of string and bamboo was playing, Jiang Xuan finally turned his attention to Wei Ming.

"Take it."

"That fat monk has been hanging around in the world of mortals for so long, and his ability to read people's hearts is first-rate."

"The purpose of our coming to the Qinhuai River, the monk already knew."

"Perhaps he not only guessed the purpose of our coming to Qinhuai for ten miles."

Seeing Jiang Xuan put away the relics thoughtfully, Wei Ming moved his fingertips, and three hundred yuan denominations of Daming Treasure Banknotes appeared in his hand.

"Boom~"

But before he put down the banknote, the boatman knelt down in front of Wei Ming, put his head on the deck and hissed:
"I also ask the real person to know that there is something evil in the little old man's house. Please give me a talisman to save the little old man's family."

Squinting his eyes and looking at the boatman, Wei Ming then led Jiang Xuanfei up to Qingming without saying a word.

Standing high in the sky and looking at the thousands of lights on the ground, Wei Ming asked with his hands behind his back:
"Do you know why I left directly?"

After pondering for a while, Jiang Xuan said:
"The boatman is lying."

"I can see that his face is ruddy, and there is no trace of evil around him. He doesn't look like a troubled family at all."

"On the contrary, there is resentment entangled in him, presumably because he often sails boats to blackmail people."

"What I said before may be just to get a talisman from you, Master."

Wei Ming nodded in satisfaction:
"What would you do if this happened to you?"

"Small punishment, big commandment."

"If the boatman's whole body is clear and he bluntly wants to ask for a talisman to protect himself, the disciple may give him an ordinary talisman."

"But since he is full of grievances, it's fine for the disciple not to attack him directly. Naturally, it is impossible to give him a talisman."

"And since he has committed fraud now, even if he has not succeeded, there should be no less punishment."

"very good."

"Then you should punish him on behalf of the poor."

Jiang Xuan nodded yes, then drew true energy into his eyes, and thought after finding the ship.

The next moment, a golden thunder shone in the sky above Qinhuai, and struck the boat straightly, splitting it in two.

"Who dares to cause trouble on the Qinhuai River?"

Although the thunder that exploded out of thin air shocked the entire Qinhuai River into silence, some people also flew up into the sky, tracing the source and flying towards the place where Jiang Xuan and the two were.

But when the man saw Jiang Xuan and Jiang Xuan, whose eyes had just disappeared from the light of thunder, he broke out in a cold sweat again:
"Drinking was a mistake, how could there be thunder on this night? It's really a mistake to drink."

After saying that, he turned his head and flew back to the flower boat, and filled himself with three big bowls of spirits:
"Bai was drunk for a while, but it made everyone laugh."

"Three glasses of self-punishment, three cups of self-punishment."

After three cups of strong wine, the cultivator surnamed Bai seemed to be overwhelmed, and slipped under the table all at once.

Seeing this farce, Jiang Xuan couldn't help being speechless:
"Master, is our Shenxiao faction really so famous?"

"When the people along the Qinhuai River saw the Taoist robes we were wearing, they immediately walked away from us."

"As for the monk who came up just now, it should be a mana monk, right?"

"Don't even dare to take a photo with us, just get drunk and run away, isn't it a little ridiculous?"

Hearing this, Wei Ming revealed a hint of arrogance:
"This is my Shenxiao faction."

"In this troubled world, since you can't convince people with virtue, you should convince them with prestige and strength."

"Without this kind of prestige, how can my disciple of Shenxiao travel all over the country and let others treat him like a guest?"

"Remember, you boy, the prestige of the Shenxiao faction is earned."

"As a true disciple, don't miss my reputation as a god in the future."

After saying that, Wei Ming led Jiang Xuan into thunder again, and galloped away towards the distance.

　Uh, Flutter Street is a handicapped party, and I posted an extra chapter during the day, but after posting it, I didn't get [-] characters.

　　The remaining two updates will be released at night, almost in the early hours of the morning.

　　So in the early hours of tomorrow, it will be either the fifth shift or the seventh shift.

　　Finally ask for a ticket
　　
　
(End of this chapter)