Sometimes the palace is sunny
Chapter 50 Exchange
Chapter 50 Exchange
In order to eat the fat and three-waste body, Zhao Surui asked Tu Nan to make him a red stewed chicken even though it was already the second watch of the night. The very fat chicken was first rubbed with sweet sauce inside and out, and then oiled The pan is deep-fried until the skin is red, and finally spices such as pepper and star anise are added and cooked over a slow fire until it is crispy. When eating, a whole chicken leg can be removed by lifting your fingers.
Zhao Surui held up a chicken leg, and he couldn't say he was "gnawing" when he was eating the meat, but he was sipping and sucking on it. With a little force, even the brittle bones of the chicken leg joints were sucked into his mouth.
When Shen Sanwai said that she scolded the Queen Mother, Zhao Surui choked on the chicken bone.
Shen Shiqing waited for a while, then turned over another page of "The Interpretation of the Mean" in her hand, and said unhurriedly: "Your Majesty, don't worry, since the minister's wife has stolen the throne, she has done a lot of things that should be beheaded. Don't be angry at everything, just keep it in your heart, and kill the minister's wife a few more times when you have the opportunity. If you die once, you will die, and if you die ten times, you will die. Please save up for the minister's wife. If you save a thousand pieces, we will die again. Check it out together."
Shen Sanfei's voice was as calm and indifferent as before, if it was the usual, Zhao Surui would have hurt her long ago, but now that he really wanted to kill Shen Sanfei, Zhao Surui became cautious instead.
He pondered for a moment, and said: "Shen Sanfei, you actually call yourself a minister's wife to me? What kind of minister are you? Rebellious minister? Rebellious minister? Rebel minister?"
Shen Sanfei laughed: "Your Majesty, the minister's wife is now sitting high in the court, if you don't want to hear the minister's wife calling herself a minister, then the minister's wife can call herself something else."
For example, "I".
How smart is Zhao Surui?He instantly understood Shen Sanwa's meaning.
After standing still for a long time, there was only one chicken bone left in his hand. Zhao Surui loosened his fingers and let the chicken bone fall to the ground with a "bang".
"Shen Sanwei, Shen Sanwei, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are getting more and more impolite when talking to me."
Shen Shiqing still had a smile on her face. The word "Your Majesty" means power and tactics rather than righteousness. A few days ago, she was awakened by Zhao Surui's words. Not only was she determined to take a different path from Zhao Surui, she also finally took off her She was trembling at that last point on the throne.
It is naturally more difficult for her to be respectful when facing Zhao Surui like this.
The "monarch" is a good skin, and whoever is under this skin can lead thousands of people to where she wants to go. Now she, Shen Shiqing, is a strand of soul under this skin, so why not the former Zhao Surui? ?
Shen Shiqing turned another page of the book, and said: "Your Majesty, once a person becomes courageous, unless he is frightened to death, it is very difficult to go back."
Zhao Surui, who grabbed a chicken wing and stuffed it into his mouth, bared his teeth for a while, forgetting about others, when did Shen Sanwai lose his courage?
Don't let yourself think about those bad things, Zhao Surui said: "I really didn't expect that you actually wanted to clean up the old accounts of Taipu Temple, and even took my big uncle under the knife. You thought it would be easy to do From the Ministry of War to the Ministry of Households, there are many people who take money from the Taipu Temple. These officials do not know anything else. The means of collusion are more than the rice grains they eat. If you want to check the accounts, you have Is there anyone who can use it? If you let them stop Zhenxiu Garden, those censors can jump three feet high on the spot, and if you let them go to the papers to scold nobles and relatives, they will be happy, but you really Do you want them to check their colleagues, relatives-in-law and colleagues of the Shangguan family? Ha."
After Zhao Surui finished speaking, he laughed first: "Shen Sanwaste, Shen Sanwaste, don't talk about others, Li Congyuan is the only one among the three elders who can really help you. I'll just wait and see, his old bones can When will I carry it for you?"
Candles flickered lightly in the warm pavilion in the side hall of Chaohua Garden in Xiyuan, Shen Shiqing raised her eyes and looked at some memorials piled up in the corner.
In the past few days, the censors have impeached Cao Fengxi in various ways, as if it was Cao Fengxi's fault that the Taipu Temple was so empty.
"Your Majesty is right. How do you think a minister's wife should find someone she can use?"
Zhao Surui was really laughed at this time: "Shen Sanwaste! You used my body to poke a big basket and want me to describe it for you?"
Shen Shiqing lowered her head and continued to read, and said in her heart: "Your Majesty, of course you don't need to say anything. The court lady will exhaust Mr. Li Ge to death first, and then make the court turbulent. It is best to spend all the money in the treasury, anyway. The minister's wife doesn't know how to fight, so let's forget about the drudgery of Moxi Durben."
Zhao Surui: "..."
He never thought in his life that he would be handled like this by a useless trash!
"Sure, Shen Sanwai, you think you have nothing to worry about in this world, right? Believe it or not..."
Remembering that he used Tunan to threaten Shen Sanwao before, but Shen Sanwao directly wanted to call twenty imperial guards to accompany him, Zhao Surui suddenly fell silent.
"Your Majesty, if I were still the woman trapped in the back house, I would naturally have a lot of scruples, but I am not now. Since I have committed countless serious crimes, I am already a person who must die, so I am neither Shen Shiqing, I don't care about all kinds of things in that square-inch house, and I am not Emperor Zhaode. How turbulent the world is, I have nothing to do with what the history books will record in the future, just like I want to lock up your uncle, so I will. I want to scold you I scolded your mother. But you are different. At this time, the little Zhuangzi is your real shelter, and you are still the Emperor of the Dayong Dynasty. You can’t let go of the little Zhuangzi. , you can't let go of Dayong's world."
Shen Shiqing leaned on the couch, and what she saw in front of her eyes were clearly those words, but she vaguely remembered the Emperor Zhaode she had seen that day wearing her own skin.
She can be angry and angry, her head is always up, she is full of vitality that Shen Shiqing hasn't had in many years.
What will "Shen Shiqing" look like now?His face was probably flushed with anger, and his eyes sparkled, just like when he found out that he couldn't get it back.
The half-moon hung high, and the stars in the sky were extraordinarily bright. Zhao Surui, with a face that was greasy from eating meat, kicked the stool viciously with a chicken wing in his mouth.
The next moment, he calmed down again.
Because what Shen Sanwa said was right.
If he hadn't been deceived by Shen Sanfei's incompetent appearance back then, perhaps he wouldn't have been restrained like this now.It's too late to say anything now, Shen Sanfei has used her courage and life to earn a way, on this way, she can be fearless, but he, Zhao Surui, can't.
In an instant, an unprecedented sense of suffocation enveloped the wise and mighty Emperor Zhaode.
"Last year, I dismissed all the people from the Nantaipu Temple and drove them back home. There may be a few of them available. Isn't there your uncle?"
"Crack." When he said this in his heart, Zhao Surui bit off the bone of the chicken wing in his mouth.
he!Emperor Zhaode!Young ascension!Kill the eunuch who harmed the country!The Northern Expedition and the Western Expedition are invincible!He was really manipulated by such a woman who was treated as a waste by him!
Shen Sanwaste!Sooner or later, he would chop her finely into pieces!Half of the dumplings!Half boiled meatballs!Ready to feed the pigs!
"Shen Shiqing, don't think what you say is heartless, I will believe it. You taught that idiot Liu Tianxing to read, and you taught your maids to write copybooks for Shao Zhiqing's daughter. How can you let go of these people so easily? Do you want to throw all the shackles on you to me? I don’t care about the life and death of these people! You take care of the Ning’an House yourself, don’t let those people come to disturb my peace, this is the first. Second, I don’t care Why do you anger the lineage of the king of the British county and the vassal kings of various places because of your bleak situation for seven years, you must not mess up, otherwise I will stab your Shen family one by one with a knife."
The more anxious Zhao Surui was, the more calm Shen Shiqing became, with a slight smile on her face, she said:
"Your Majesty, don't worry, now Ning'anbo Mansion has been taken care of by the minister's wife Pai Dongchang. I heard that our Majesty took the family guard to win the big victory in the suburb of Zhuangzi. Your eldest aunt should give it to you." A lot of things have passed, right? My wife has already dealt with this matter for you. To be honest, I also think it is very interesting to see a 'Shen Shiqing' who punches the country's uncle and kicks Xungui."
She seemed to want to appease Zhao Surui, but Zhao Surui was even more angry, the evil fire was raging in his heart, and he directly tore the chick's body in half with his hands, that vicious posture seemed to tear the red-skinned and fragrant red chicken into pieces. The stewed chicken was regarded as Shen Sanwas himself.
Shen Shiqing's purpose tonight is to get some advice from Zhao Surui. Now that the goal has been achieved, she doesn't care whether to give Zhao Surui a little bit of sweetness, and save the angry emperor from making her angry. :
"Your Majesty, have you found the formula for researching gunpowder?"
Speaking of this matter, Zhao Surui suppressed his anger a bit: "Shen Sanfei, I really didn't expect you to have a lot of research on saltpeter? Why? You are tired of staying in Uncle Ning'an's mansion and want to do it." Use gunpowder to blow up their entire mansion?"
Shen Shiqing's finger flipping through the book paused, and the smile on her lips deepened a bit, as if she didn't hear Zhao Surui's sarcasm, she just said:
"Using gunpowder to make gunpowder can't be done without first making it into small granules. The method of granulating gunpowder is also the method of grinding with water and glue, which is no different from grinding azurite and stone green. The minister's wife is only very bored before studying it. , if you get something, if your majesty likes it, the court lady will write out all the prescriptions silently and give them to your majesty's confidantes to study."
Recalling Shen Shiqing's use of saltpeter hidden in "Zhe Hua Ji", and the shocking poems and cipher texts hidden in "Zi Hate Luo Yi San Zhe", Zhao Surui really admired Shen San Waste's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense more and more.
disgusting?
what!
"Shen Sanfei, you really treat me like a fool!"
Could it be that he, Zhao Surui, would lose his temper because of such a mere benefit?
"Your Majesty misunderstood. If you want to know how the minister's wife coaxes fools, you might as well ask the people in the Ning'an House. The women are really sincere and fearful of His Majesty, and there is absolutely no meaning of perfunctory."
Zhao Surui's eyes almost rolled to the sky.
"You finally said something human tonight, that the Ning Anbo mansion is indeed a bunch of brainless waste."
Shen Shiqing smiled and turned another page of "The Doctrine of the Mean", and saw a sentence on it:
"A gentleman follows the way, but gives up halfway: I am not able to do it.*"
"Thank you for your majesty's instruction tonight. In three days, the minister's wife will come to bother you again."
……
The sound of clappers sounded in the middle of the night, and there was only a pile of crushed chicken bones left in front of Zhao Surui.
Tonight, Tunan, who was mostly recovered from his injuries, waited in front of him. When he heard him calling for someone, he hurried in to clear the table.
"belch."
Zhao Surui hiccupped.
He patted his stuffed stomach with his washed hands, and said to Tunan:
"Bring me some more sesame cakes!"
He hasn't forgotten that he wants to make Shen Sanfei fat to death.
He wants to sink the third waste into a ball!It happened to be able to withstand a thousand cuts!The knife sees the oil!
Tunan looked at the "my girl" who was shy, lowered his eyes and said with a smile:
"Girl, you ate too much at night, I'm afraid you won't be able to digest it, why don't I get you some hawthorn balls?"
Hawthorn balls?
Zhao Surui pouted: "Don't underestimate my appetite! In addition to sesame cakes, bring some honey."
That night, Zhao Surui vomited and had diarrhea.
After reading it, the doctor left only one sentence:
"I eat too much, and my stomach is out of balance. It's better to be quiet and hungry for a few days."
*That sentence comes from Zhongyong, which means "Some people with good morals follow the right way, but they give up halfway and can't persevere, but I will never stop."
The correct path here refers to the golden mean, but it is obvious that Shen Sanwas is no longer a middle man.
Gradually join forces, the second time they meet is not far away hehehe.
(End of this chapter)
In order to eat the fat and three-waste body, Zhao Surui asked Tu Nan to make him a red stewed chicken even though it was already the second watch of the night. The very fat chicken was first rubbed with sweet sauce inside and out, and then oiled The pan is deep-fried until the skin is red, and finally spices such as pepper and star anise are added and cooked over a slow fire until it is crispy. When eating, a whole chicken leg can be removed by lifting your fingers.
Zhao Surui held up a chicken leg, and he couldn't say he was "gnawing" when he was eating the meat, but he was sipping and sucking on it. With a little force, even the brittle bones of the chicken leg joints were sucked into his mouth.
When Shen Sanwai said that she scolded the Queen Mother, Zhao Surui choked on the chicken bone.
Shen Shiqing waited for a while, then turned over another page of "The Interpretation of the Mean" in her hand, and said unhurriedly: "Your Majesty, don't worry, since the minister's wife has stolen the throne, she has done a lot of things that should be beheaded. Don't be angry at everything, just keep it in your heart, and kill the minister's wife a few more times when you have the opportunity. If you die once, you will die, and if you die ten times, you will die. Please save up for the minister's wife. If you save a thousand pieces, we will die again. Check it out together."
Shen Sanfei's voice was as calm and indifferent as before, if it was the usual, Zhao Surui would have hurt her long ago, but now that he really wanted to kill Shen Sanfei, Zhao Surui became cautious instead.
He pondered for a moment, and said: "Shen Sanfei, you actually call yourself a minister's wife to me? What kind of minister are you? Rebellious minister? Rebellious minister? Rebel minister?"
Shen Sanfei laughed: "Your Majesty, the minister's wife is now sitting high in the court, if you don't want to hear the minister's wife calling herself a minister, then the minister's wife can call herself something else."
For example, "I".
How smart is Zhao Surui?He instantly understood Shen Sanwa's meaning.
After standing still for a long time, there was only one chicken bone left in his hand. Zhao Surui loosened his fingers and let the chicken bone fall to the ground with a "bang".
"Shen Sanwei, Shen Sanwei, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are getting more and more impolite when talking to me."
Shen Shiqing still had a smile on her face. The word "Your Majesty" means power and tactics rather than righteousness. A few days ago, she was awakened by Zhao Surui's words. Not only was she determined to take a different path from Zhao Surui, she also finally took off her She was trembling at that last point on the throne.
It is naturally more difficult for her to be respectful when facing Zhao Surui like this.
The "monarch" is a good skin, and whoever is under this skin can lead thousands of people to where she wants to go. Now she, Shen Shiqing, is a strand of soul under this skin, so why not the former Zhao Surui? ?
Shen Shiqing turned another page of the book, and said: "Your Majesty, once a person becomes courageous, unless he is frightened to death, it is very difficult to go back."
Zhao Surui, who grabbed a chicken wing and stuffed it into his mouth, bared his teeth for a while, forgetting about others, when did Shen Sanwai lose his courage?
Don't let yourself think about those bad things, Zhao Surui said: "I really didn't expect that you actually wanted to clean up the old accounts of Taipu Temple, and even took my big uncle under the knife. You thought it would be easy to do From the Ministry of War to the Ministry of Households, there are many people who take money from the Taipu Temple. These officials do not know anything else. The means of collusion are more than the rice grains they eat. If you want to check the accounts, you have Is there anyone who can use it? If you let them stop Zhenxiu Garden, those censors can jump three feet high on the spot, and if you let them go to the papers to scold nobles and relatives, they will be happy, but you really Do you want them to check their colleagues, relatives-in-law and colleagues of the Shangguan family? Ha."
After Zhao Surui finished speaking, he laughed first: "Shen Sanwaste, Shen Sanwaste, don't talk about others, Li Congyuan is the only one among the three elders who can really help you. I'll just wait and see, his old bones can When will I carry it for you?"
Candles flickered lightly in the warm pavilion in the side hall of Chaohua Garden in Xiyuan, Shen Shiqing raised her eyes and looked at some memorials piled up in the corner.
In the past few days, the censors have impeached Cao Fengxi in various ways, as if it was Cao Fengxi's fault that the Taipu Temple was so empty.
"Your Majesty is right. How do you think a minister's wife should find someone she can use?"
Zhao Surui was really laughed at this time: "Shen Sanwaste! You used my body to poke a big basket and want me to describe it for you?"
Shen Shiqing lowered her head and continued to read, and said in her heart: "Your Majesty, of course you don't need to say anything. The court lady will exhaust Mr. Li Ge to death first, and then make the court turbulent. It is best to spend all the money in the treasury, anyway. The minister's wife doesn't know how to fight, so let's forget about the drudgery of Moxi Durben."
Zhao Surui: "..."
He never thought in his life that he would be handled like this by a useless trash!
"Sure, Shen Sanwai, you think you have nothing to worry about in this world, right? Believe it or not..."
Remembering that he used Tunan to threaten Shen Sanwao before, but Shen Sanwao directly wanted to call twenty imperial guards to accompany him, Zhao Surui suddenly fell silent.
"Your Majesty, if I were still the woman trapped in the back house, I would naturally have a lot of scruples, but I am not now. Since I have committed countless serious crimes, I am already a person who must die, so I am neither Shen Shiqing, I don't care about all kinds of things in that square-inch house, and I am not Emperor Zhaode. How turbulent the world is, I have nothing to do with what the history books will record in the future, just like I want to lock up your uncle, so I will. I want to scold you I scolded your mother. But you are different. At this time, the little Zhuangzi is your real shelter, and you are still the Emperor of the Dayong Dynasty. You can’t let go of the little Zhuangzi. , you can't let go of Dayong's world."
Shen Shiqing leaned on the couch, and what she saw in front of her eyes were clearly those words, but she vaguely remembered the Emperor Zhaode she had seen that day wearing her own skin.
She can be angry and angry, her head is always up, she is full of vitality that Shen Shiqing hasn't had in many years.
What will "Shen Shiqing" look like now?His face was probably flushed with anger, and his eyes sparkled, just like when he found out that he couldn't get it back.
The half-moon hung high, and the stars in the sky were extraordinarily bright. Zhao Surui, with a face that was greasy from eating meat, kicked the stool viciously with a chicken wing in his mouth.
The next moment, he calmed down again.
Because what Shen Sanwa said was right.
If he hadn't been deceived by Shen Sanfei's incompetent appearance back then, perhaps he wouldn't have been restrained like this now.It's too late to say anything now, Shen Sanfei has used her courage and life to earn a way, on this way, she can be fearless, but he, Zhao Surui, can't.
In an instant, an unprecedented sense of suffocation enveloped the wise and mighty Emperor Zhaode.
"Last year, I dismissed all the people from the Nantaipu Temple and drove them back home. There may be a few of them available. Isn't there your uncle?"
"Crack." When he said this in his heart, Zhao Surui bit off the bone of the chicken wing in his mouth.
he!Emperor Zhaode!Young ascension!Kill the eunuch who harmed the country!The Northern Expedition and the Western Expedition are invincible!He was really manipulated by such a woman who was treated as a waste by him!
Shen Sanwaste!Sooner or later, he would chop her finely into pieces!Half of the dumplings!Half boiled meatballs!Ready to feed the pigs!
"Shen Shiqing, don't think what you say is heartless, I will believe it. You taught that idiot Liu Tianxing to read, and you taught your maids to write copybooks for Shao Zhiqing's daughter. How can you let go of these people so easily? Do you want to throw all the shackles on you to me? I don’t care about the life and death of these people! You take care of the Ning’an House yourself, don’t let those people come to disturb my peace, this is the first. Second, I don’t care Why do you anger the lineage of the king of the British county and the vassal kings of various places because of your bleak situation for seven years, you must not mess up, otherwise I will stab your Shen family one by one with a knife."
The more anxious Zhao Surui was, the more calm Shen Shiqing became, with a slight smile on her face, she said:
"Your Majesty, don't worry, now Ning'anbo Mansion has been taken care of by the minister's wife Pai Dongchang. I heard that our Majesty took the family guard to win the big victory in the suburb of Zhuangzi. Your eldest aunt should give it to you." A lot of things have passed, right? My wife has already dealt with this matter for you. To be honest, I also think it is very interesting to see a 'Shen Shiqing' who punches the country's uncle and kicks Xungui."
She seemed to want to appease Zhao Surui, but Zhao Surui was even more angry, the evil fire was raging in his heart, and he directly tore the chick's body in half with his hands, that vicious posture seemed to tear the red-skinned and fragrant red chicken into pieces. The stewed chicken was regarded as Shen Sanwas himself.
Shen Shiqing's purpose tonight is to get some advice from Zhao Surui. Now that the goal has been achieved, she doesn't care whether to give Zhao Surui a little bit of sweetness, and save the angry emperor from making her angry. :
"Your Majesty, have you found the formula for researching gunpowder?"
Speaking of this matter, Zhao Surui suppressed his anger a bit: "Shen Sanfei, I really didn't expect you to have a lot of research on saltpeter? Why? You are tired of staying in Uncle Ning'an's mansion and want to do it." Use gunpowder to blow up their entire mansion?"
Shen Shiqing's finger flipping through the book paused, and the smile on her lips deepened a bit, as if she didn't hear Zhao Surui's sarcasm, she just said:
"Using gunpowder to make gunpowder can't be done without first making it into small granules. The method of granulating gunpowder is also the method of grinding with water and glue, which is no different from grinding azurite and stone green. The minister's wife is only very bored before studying it. , if you get something, if your majesty likes it, the court lady will write out all the prescriptions silently and give them to your majesty's confidantes to study."
Recalling Shen Shiqing's use of saltpeter hidden in "Zhe Hua Ji", and the shocking poems and cipher texts hidden in "Zi Hate Luo Yi San Zhe", Zhao Surui really admired Shen San Waste's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense more and more.
disgusting?
what!
"Shen Sanfei, you really treat me like a fool!"
Could it be that he, Zhao Surui, would lose his temper because of such a mere benefit?
"Your Majesty misunderstood. If you want to know how the minister's wife coaxes fools, you might as well ask the people in the Ning'an House. The women are really sincere and fearful of His Majesty, and there is absolutely no meaning of perfunctory."
Zhao Surui's eyes almost rolled to the sky.
"You finally said something human tonight, that the Ning Anbo mansion is indeed a bunch of brainless waste."
Shen Shiqing smiled and turned another page of "The Doctrine of the Mean", and saw a sentence on it:
"A gentleman follows the way, but gives up halfway: I am not able to do it.*"
"Thank you for your majesty's instruction tonight. In three days, the minister's wife will come to bother you again."
……
The sound of clappers sounded in the middle of the night, and there was only a pile of crushed chicken bones left in front of Zhao Surui.
Tonight, Tunan, who was mostly recovered from his injuries, waited in front of him. When he heard him calling for someone, he hurried in to clear the table.
"belch."
Zhao Surui hiccupped.
He patted his stuffed stomach with his washed hands, and said to Tunan:
"Bring me some more sesame cakes!"
He hasn't forgotten that he wants to make Shen Sanfei fat to death.
He wants to sink the third waste into a ball!It happened to be able to withstand a thousand cuts!The knife sees the oil!
Tunan looked at the "my girl" who was shy, lowered his eyes and said with a smile:
"Girl, you ate too much at night, I'm afraid you won't be able to digest it, why don't I get you some hawthorn balls?"
Hawthorn balls?
Zhao Surui pouted: "Don't underestimate my appetite! In addition to sesame cakes, bring some honey."
That night, Zhao Surui vomited and had diarrhea.
After reading it, the doctor left only one sentence:
"I eat too much, and my stomach is out of balance. It's better to be quiet and hungry for a few days."
*That sentence comes from Zhongyong, which means "Some people with good morals follow the right way, but they give up halfway and can't persevere, but I will never stop."
The correct path here refers to the golden mean, but it is obvious that Shen Sanwas is no longer a middle man.
Gradually join forces, the second time they meet is not far away hehehe.
(End of this chapter)
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