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Chapter 74 Only Animals Have Seven or Eight Births!

Yan Wenjian, Yan Yi, and Chu Lian exchanged pleasantries and went downstairs together.

"Sit wherever you want, be your own home."

Yan Wenjian pointed casually, motioning for Yan Yi to take Chu Lian to sit on the sofa.

"I heard that Yan Yi brought his girlfriend back? Let Auntie take a look."

Before Chu Lian sat on the sofa, a rough voice came from outside the door.

Yan Wenjian's expression darkened instantly, as if he was disturbed, but Yan Yi's indifferent face remained unchanged.

Looking at the reputation, it was a middle-aged woman who couldn't say a word, with a voice that didn't match the wrinkled face, and walked in with three twists and turns.Behind him was a younger sister who was even more inexplicable, who looked like her daughter.

"Cousin~"

This call made Chu Lian goosebumps all over her body, and she seemed to understand why Yan Wenjian suddenly changed his face.

Yan Yi's expression turned ugly when he met his cousin's eager gaze.

Chu Lian sighed slightly, expressing that he couldn't do it, "I can't."

Chu Lian innocently blinked her big eyes, the cousin probably didn't expect her to be blocked like this, and she was obviously choked.

The corner of Chu Lian's mouth twitched slightly, it was the first time she had seen such a top relative who opened his eyes and told nonsense in reality.

Seems to be a top relative, Chu Lian nodded secretly, with a plan in mind.In all likelihood, this top relative came for her.

"Chu Lian~ You are so cute and pitiful, otherwise why would my Yan Yi fall in love with you?"

Yu Wenting's attention was all on Chu Lian, and she didn't care whether he would be choked to death.

This cousin's words are soft-spoken, no matter how she comes, she is a guest, and Yan Yi is the way of hospitality, so don't blame her for being rude.

Chu Lian was displeased and didn't show anything on his face. After all, he was still an elder, so he answered her question lightly: "Auntie, my name is Chu Lian."

Asking about pensions is even more meaningful.

Cousin was a bit confused, so Chu Lian pretended to be surprised, "Ah? Cousin, you haven't retired yet? I thought..."

"Second brother, Yan Yi's house is too far away. Is there a babysitter in your family? If not, I can take up my job anytime!"

"Cousin."

Yan Wenjian and Yan Yi were stunned at the same time, obviously they didn't understand what she meant.

Chu Lian smiled perfunctorily and said, "I have no such plan for the time being."

The creases on the cousin's smiling face were piled together, but the smile didn't reach the eyes.

As for Yan Yi, an idiot, how can a girl know that there is no gunpowder on the battlefield?
Yu Wenting's schemes and tricks are all written on her face, she just wished her daughter would replace Chu Lian and marry into Yan's family as the young mistress.

Her daughter's red and green floral padded jacket is conservative.But it can't cover the cheap smell all over the body.

"Cousin, why didn't you tell me when you found my cousin? Girls nowadays are very flamboyant. Cousin, your family has a big business, but you don't know people clearly."

It would be great if someone could cure her. For some reason, he subconsciously thought that Chu Lian would win this battle, so he tasted Longjing tea with peace of mind.

Grass!Yan Wenjian spat unhappily, Chu Lian didn't think that the flames of war accidentally hurt the second uncle, thinking in his heart, the second uncle should be able to solve it, right?
The cousin's eyes rolled, and she thought to herself, if my mother goes to the second uncle's house, can I go to my cousin's house?

The cousin acted like a hostess, completely ignoring the increasingly ugly face of the second uncle, and the corners of the cousin's mouth were grinning to the ear.

"Chu Lian, look at you, why do you wear so little clothes? You are not conservative at all, what should you do if you are freezing and the palace is cold? Look at my Nier, how thick are you wearing?"

Biao Gu subconsciously compared her petty daughter with her, and found that it was nothing like mud.

Yan Yi also looked dazed. Yan Wenjian, who was drinking tea pretending to be calm, choked on a mouthful of tea and coughed violently.

The second uncle raised an imperceptible smile meaningfully, and called Chu Lianqian how beautiful.

Only such a girl is worthy of the Yan family, neither humble nor overbearing, courageous and resourceful.

She has liked this cousin since she was a child. Although she rarely sees him, he is handsome and rich. He is the lover of her dreams!
This cousin is not a fuel-efficient lamp, Chu Lian turned to Yan Yi this time, wanting to see if he could spot such an obvious soft knife.

Yan Yi agreed again, it seems that I want to prepare the best cosmetics for my kitten, so that she can show her beauty to the fullest.

"When will Lian Lian and my Yan Yi plan to get married and have a baby?"

"Pension? I'm not retired yet."

"..."

"Don't put on makeup, little girl, what should I do if I have a bad face? Look at my Nier, she is born beautiful."

"I'm sorry, auntie, I'll let you come when my nanny resigns."

Without the entanglement of her cousin, Chu Lian drank tea with peace of mind, eh!tasty.

Why does this little fairy look so good-looking and have such fair skin?

wrong!The second uncle groaned inwardly, what's going on with Yu Wenting?

"Ouch~ Don't imitate those anchors who don't eat. If you are so skinny, how can you give birth to a big fat boy in the future? Look at my Nier, she is plump and well-proportioned, with a big butt, and she guarantees eight sons per child."

Chu Lian still had a pure face. Her words of experience clearly meant that she was old and decrepit.

Why do your eyes light up all of a sudden?
"Yan Yi, is your family short of a nanny?"

Not long after she was happy, the cousin's face turned around, and Yan Wenjian's heart rang alarm bells.

The smile on Biaogu's face froze, flashing a trace of unnaturalness.

The big rough hands kept rubbing the back of her white and tender hands, which made her ache.

Sure enough, the one raised with money is Shuiling.

Biao Gu was overjoyed, how rich is Yan Yi's family?Why didn't she think of it?

Eagerly grabbing Chu Lian's hand, her rough palm formed a stark contrast with Chu Lian's whiteness.

Yan Wen held it back firmly, his face turned pale, and then he couldn't stop laughing.

Cousin, does this mean that the kitten I fancy is excellent?
Seeing that Yan Yi didn't reply, Chu Lian was a little disappointed, so he could only smile slightly, expressing perfunctory.

The cousin pretended to be sullen, and then started asking other questions.

Sure enough, the aunt pretended to be displeased when she heard the words, and sat beside Chu Lian familiarly.

"What? Can eating children prolong life?"

Chu Lian no longer cared about Yan Yi's thoughts, she didn't expect him to stand by her side.

As soon as she asked this question, Yan Yi Yu Guang inadvertently turned around, expecting how Chu Lian would answer.

The second uncle was obviously displeased. He lowered his eyes and said coldly.

Yan Wenjian glanced at Chu Lian, and knew that Chu Lian was not easy to bully. This Yu Wenting had always been a troublemaker, and she came to visit each other all day long to make friends. In fact, she and him were inseparable relatives.

Her words were very meaningful. Chu Lian glanced at Yan Yi out of the corner of his eye. He didn't show it on his face, but he also agreed with his cousin's words in his heart.

Sure enough, men like this kind of goblin look, and Yu Wenting is secretly derogatory in her heart.

It would be insulting to ordinary relatives to say that they arrange the work of nanny.

"Cousin~ Can you see me?"

The little daughter-in-law is jealous, if you don't do anything, can the little daughter-in-law send this bad luck back to you?
Yan Wenjian smiled, looked at Chu Lian, and nodded in satisfaction.

Yan Yi obviously didn't react, Chu Lian said again: "My aunt has been married for so many years, she must be very good at serving people, so that the fat and water don't flow into other people's fields, and my relatives don't help out?"

Yan Yi was a little disappointed when she heard this, and her cousin immediately became displeased, and said angrily, "How can this be done? If you don't hurry up and have a baby now, what will you do if you get old and sick?"

But she had also seen big scenes before, so she calmed down quickly.

Natural beauty?Her daughter uses lipstick to cover her whole face and false eyelashes rely on eyeliner. She can't see it, can she?

"???"

"What's the girl's name?"

"Does Lian Lian have a job? Does the monthly salary exceed [-] yuan? Although Yan Yi of my family can afford a vase, Lian Lian needs to know the principle of beauty fading and love relaxing."

This is very different from the pleasant-looking second uncle just now.

Chu Lian observed her words, since her second uncle already disliked this top quality product, she had nothing to worry about.He clenched his teeth, narrowed his eyes slightly, took a deep breath, and opened up his aura.

"What are you doing again?"

Obviously, men are one-sided.Yan Yi glanced lightly, and replied with a neutral sentence: "Don't you know that?"

Cousin looked Chu Lian up and down a few times, feeling jealous in her heart.

Really hot eyes, okay?

Going to work as a nanny in his house, she still doesn't believe that Yan Yi really dares to order her as an elder.

Seeing something interesting, my cousin's face burst into joy.

Yan Yi did not break the etiquette, and revealed the identity of the visitor, but there was no smile on his face that greeted relatives.

Sure enough, if you don't get entangled, you will never know how excellent your relatives are.

"???"

There was a weird smile mixed in with the violent coughing, and it was hard to tell the difference unless you listened carefully.

It seems that Yan Yi's girlfriend is not a fuel-efficient lamp!

Good guy, Yin and Yang, she serves others with sex?Chu Lian snorted coldly, and asked instead of answering: "Biao Gu is really speaking from experience! Don't worry, Cousin will always be young. Oh, by the way, does Cousin have a four-figure pension?"

Yan Yi has no eyesight, and she can't be a soft persimmon and let this so-called cousin figure it out.

It's really not good for Yan Yi to directly sweep her face, so he can only find an excuse to get by.

With a sullen face, she glared at Yan Yi, and asked, "Yan Yi, what's the matter with you? If I knew that my aunt didn't have a job, the nanny's job would have been decided by default."

Chu Lian frowned slightly, and wanted to withdraw her hand, but her aunt held it tightly, and she couldn't withdraw it all at once.

Chu Lian was full of doubts, but before he could speak, Biaogu started to feel strange.

To put it bluntly, being a nanny, after all, isn't it the treatment of a hostess?
Even as a nanny, one month's salary is worth her year's expenditure!
money!Do you want?What is she competing with Chu Lian here?

"My cousin said that in our place, only livestock have seven or eight babies per litter."

Yan Yi Wenyan nodded slightly, yes, wear more clothes, what should I do if I catch a cold?
Chu Lian was full of doubts, not conservative?Her sweater and windbreaker are tightly wrapped, how can it be unconservative?

She looked at her meaningfully, and the cousin's face turned ugly instantly.It turned out that what Chu Lian meant was that she was old!
His face darkened, and he continued to preach: "Girls, you should not be too talkative. Do your job well, serve your in-laws like an aunt, and give birth to a few fat boys. This life is not in vain. "

"You child, how do you talk?"

Yu Wenting was overjoyed to see that this silly girl in her family was quite capable.One was pestering Second Uncle, and the other was pestering Yan Yi.

Sensing Yan Yi's resentful gaze, Chu Lian immediately became angry.

I cursed the dog man secretly in my heart!

Sniffing coldly, she turned her head and gave him the back of the head.

Yan Yi seems to be out of shape all day today, what's wrong with her?
Is she angry?Why are you suddenly angry?

　Don't be a straight guy, everyone, hurry up and learn to help your girlfriend hate people's quotes, otherwise you won't know how to get caught by the CPU!Girls also learn to hate people!do not be afraid!
　　
　
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