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Chapter 276 The Shit Shovel Officer Is My Little Brother 21
On the deserted path, under the scorching sun, two figures walked step by step.
Nebula felt that she was a blue and white striped ice cream, slowly melting in the sun.
The sun is very dazzling today.
Just as Xing Yun took a step forward, the shit shovel officer next to him stopped.
Xingyun reached out to wipe the sweat from his forehead, threw away the soaked straw hat of ten thousand volumes of books on his head, and turned to look at the excrement shoveler.
Seeing that he retreated with a clear expression and turned to the side road, the shit shovel officer continued to follow Xingyun.
Now the shit shoveler is completely instinctive, Xingyun can only follow him to find the villain, but they didn't come across a single means of transportation along the way.
"It's unscientific, it's too unscientific, Chenyu!"
[Partner, come on, come on, it's victory! 】Chen Yu hurriedly cheered her up, and handed over the straw hat he had just made out of ten thousand volumes of books.
Xing Yun took the straw hat and put it on his head. Just as he was about to speak, his eyes lit up, "There's a car over there!"
Xing Yun hurriedly pulled the shit shovel officer over, and the zombie shit shovel officers around him dealt with it, and Xing Yun ran straight to the car.
He took out a small green dot recruitment brochure, tore open the car glass and looked inside.
[…] It is indeed the host he chose, perfectly in line with the purpose of the Xiaoqing Tuhao system, and it does everything.
The car keys were still in the car, Xing Yun reached out to open the door and opened it.
There is such a thick layer of soil on the car, it should have been left here for a long time, and there is no owner.
Wipe the windshield clean, it should be fine, try it anyway, Xingyun doesn't want to go down the [-]th road.
It's really not that Chen Yu discouraged her enthusiasm, but he had to remind at this time, [partner, the shit-shoveling officer can't drive now, how do you drive away? 】
Hearing this, Xingyun looked at the shit-shoveling officer who was walking towards him with a blank expression, and then turned to look at the car with a look of certainty.
"Who said the shit shoveler will drive, I will drive!"
【……you drive! 】
Partner, do you still remember your situation at this time?
You can't even reach the accelerator and brake, how do you drive?
[Partner, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil! 】
Nebula: "Impulsive?"
"As a qualified patient, I keep taking medicine all the time, how can I be impulsive."
[…] But the question is, have you taken the medicine?
You have never taken medicine at all, you are in a state of illness!
No matter how turbulent Chenyu is, anyway, Xingyun is looking at the car with excitement and wants to try it, "It turns out that the patients will not let me do it, but this time they can't stop me, I can have fun!"
【…】Patients are absolutely thinking about their own lives and the lives of others, so they stop you, absolutely!
Seeing that Xingyun had already dragged the shit shovel officer into the car by force, Chen Yu covered his eyes, thinking of how idiot his partner was, he felt bad.
Xingyun adjusted the seat, sat in the driver's seat, and turned the key.
Tian Shugen, who was in the co-pilot, instinctively tensed up when he heard the voice, and turned his head to run, but at this time his brain was not online, he couldn't open the door at all, so he could only helplessly pull.
Just as he was frantically scratching the car door, a gold brick appeared out of thin air and pressed on the accelerator.
With a whoosh, the car rushed out, Hun chased after it, and disappeared at the end of the road in the blink of an eye.
What followed were violent impacts and screams one after another.
"Ah~!!"
…………
"Yuck~"
"Ouch, vomit..."
Tian Shugen continued to support the tree and vomited continuously, his face was extremely pale, and he was about to pass away.
Xing Yun frowned, "Do zombies also vomit?"
"This zombie is too weak."
[…] Is it because the zombies are not strong?
It's you who are too scary, buddy, the zombies are going to be forked in your hands!
"Don't blame me, I won't stop."
As soon as Xingyun finished speaking, there was a loud noise not far away.
"Boom!"
The car that crashed into the shop was completely submerged in the ruins, only one wheel was exposed, gradually emitting unpleasant black smoke.
Xing Yun hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and hid away.
【…】Did you stop it?Did you stop it?
That's physical resistance forcing you to stop!
Chen Yu felt that the shit shoveler was too fateful, if his partner didn't stop, he would just fork it!
The shit-shoveling officer stopped vomiting, and the road still has to go.
But this time Tian Shugen refused to get in the car, and Xingyun's violent methods didn't work.
She can't knock the shit shovel officer out, otherwise, where can she find the villain's navigation?
Xingyun's eyes sharpened, and when she interrupted the use of extraordinary means, the shit-shoveling officer hurriedly said: "Yuan Zhiming is nearby!"
He said it three times in a row.
【…】It should be said that he really deserves to be a partner, even if he is mentally ill, he must become normal in front of his partner.
Chen Yu suddenly felt sympathetic to those patients whose partners often talk about it.
Xingyun was taken aback for a moment, and then happily said, "Poop shoveler, are you back to normal?"
In the end, the shit-shoveling officer still had a fierce expression on his face, as if he was about to tear the villain into pieces.
What is it, I am happy for nothing.
Xing Yun pouted and looked at the roads on both sides and asked him, "Which way to go?"
Hearing that Tian Shugen hurriedly walked in one direction, keeping his eyes on Xingyun to see if she was coming, he gave up driving.
Chen Yu also quickly coaxed: [Partner, the villain is not far away, how can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer. 】
[Go, go, let's go quickly. 】
Xing Yun looked at the cars on the side of the road with a look of reluctance, "There are so many cars, I will drive for a while, maybe I can drive well this time?"
It was said that Tian Shugen and Chen Yu sounded the alarm, and finally, with their joint efforts, Xingyun reluctantly left.
The strong sense of crisis disappeared in an instant, and Tian Shugen felt that the idea of finding Yuan Zhiming was not so strong.
Tian Shugen's feeling was quite accurate, Xingyun and the others found the male lead and the villain without going far.
Tian Shugen was about to rush over to kill the villain, but was dragged by Xingyun to stand still.
Every time the shit shovel officer charged and clamored to kill the villain, he didn't succeed once, instead he just took the blame for the villain.
Xing Yun was so stupid that he let the shit shoveler go directly, "Don't worry, let's wait and see."
"I'll tell you shit shoveler, you have to find a good time to stab the knife, don't you know?"
"Only in this way can we stab deeply and hard, so that Yuan Zhiming can stop cooking directly."
Seeing the cold light flashing in her eyes, Tian Shugen stopped in a jerk, instinctively staying beside Xingyun, and did not dare to move again.
As a result, after observing for a long time, the villain showed no signs of doing bad things.
Xing Yun bit the dried fish in his hand, "It's strange, it stands to reason that the shit shovel officer is so eager to take the blame, the villain should have done something bad, right?"
"Could it be before we come here?"
There is no information at all, so Xingyun can only judge by himself.
Just as she was thinking, the villain made a move.
The opportunity is coming!
Seeing that the male lead found the villain and seemed to be questioning him, Xing Yun hurriedly dragged the shit shovel officer over.
Now it is not necessary to dig a hole for the villain to add fire, but they can give false testimony. No one is responsible for the villain, and it is appropriate to expose it.
As a result, as soon as they approached, they heard the male lead say: "Have you dealt with it?"
Xing Yun: "..." It seems that something is wrong.
She was about to withdraw first with the shit shovel officer, but the male lead immediately locked them in, "Who!"
Nebula felt that she was a blue and white striped ice cream, slowly melting in the sun.
The sun is very dazzling today.
Just as Xing Yun took a step forward, the shit shovel officer next to him stopped.
Xingyun reached out to wipe the sweat from his forehead, threw away the soaked straw hat of ten thousand volumes of books on his head, and turned to look at the excrement shoveler.
Seeing that he retreated with a clear expression and turned to the side road, the shit shovel officer continued to follow Xingyun.
Now the shit shoveler is completely instinctive, Xingyun can only follow him to find the villain, but they didn't come across a single means of transportation along the way.
"It's unscientific, it's too unscientific, Chenyu!"
[Partner, come on, come on, it's victory! 】Chen Yu hurriedly cheered her up, and handed over the straw hat he had just made out of ten thousand volumes of books.
Xing Yun took the straw hat and put it on his head. Just as he was about to speak, his eyes lit up, "There's a car over there!"
Xing Yun hurriedly pulled the shit shovel officer over, and the zombie shit shovel officers around him dealt with it, and Xing Yun ran straight to the car.
He took out a small green dot recruitment brochure, tore open the car glass and looked inside.
[…] It is indeed the host he chose, perfectly in line with the purpose of the Xiaoqing Tuhao system, and it does everything.
The car keys were still in the car, Xing Yun reached out to open the door and opened it.
There is such a thick layer of soil on the car, it should have been left here for a long time, and there is no owner.
Wipe the windshield clean, it should be fine, try it anyway, Xingyun doesn't want to go down the [-]th road.
It's really not that Chen Yu discouraged her enthusiasm, but he had to remind at this time, [partner, the shit-shoveling officer can't drive now, how do you drive away? 】
Hearing this, Xingyun looked at the shit-shoveling officer who was walking towards him with a blank expression, and then turned to look at the car with a look of certainty.
"Who said the shit shoveler will drive, I will drive!"
【……you drive! 】
Partner, do you still remember your situation at this time?
You can't even reach the accelerator and brake, how do you drive?
[Partner, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil! 】
Nebula: "Impulsive?"
"As a qualified patient, I keep taking medicine all the time, how can I be impulsive."
[…] But the question is, have you taken the medicine?
You have never taken medicine at all, you are in a state of illness!
No matter how turbulent Chenyu is, anyway, Xingyun is looking at the car with excitement and wants to try it, "It turns out that the patients will not let me do it, but this time they can't stop me, I can have fun!"
【…】Patients are absolutely thinking about their own lives and the lives of others, so they stop you, absolutely!
Seeing that Xingyun had already dragged the shit shovel officer into the car by force, Chen Yu covered his eyes, thinking of how idiot his partner was, he felt bad.
Xingyun adjusted the seat, sat in the driver's seat, and turned the key.
Tian Shugen, who was in the co-pilot, instinctively tensed up when he heard the voice, and turned his head to run, but at this time his brain was not online, he couldn't open the door at all, so he could only helplessly pull.
Just as he was frantically scratching the car door, a gold brick appeared out of thin air and pressed on the accelerator.
With a whoosh, the car rushed out, Hun chased after it, and disappeared at the end of the road in the blink of an eye.
What followed were violent impacts and screams one after another.
"Ah~!!"
…………
"Yuck~"
"Ouch, vomit..."
Tian Shugen continued to support the tree and vomited continuously, his face was extremely pale, and he was about to pass away.
Xing Yun frowned, "Do zombies also vomit?"
"This zombie is too weak."
[…] Is it because the zombies are not strong?
It's you who are too scary, buddy, the zombies are going to be forked in your hands!
"Don't blame me, I won't stop."
As soon as Xingyun finished speaking, there was a loud noise not far away.
"Boom!"
The car that crashed into the shop was completely submerged in the ruins, only one wheel was exposed, gradually emitting unpleasant black smoke.
Xing Yun hurriedly covered his mouth and nose and hid away.
【…】Did you stop it?Did you stop it?
That's physical resistance forcing you to stop!
Chen Yu felt that the shit shoveler was too fateful, if his partner didn't stop, he would just fork it!
The shit-shoveling officer stopped vomiting, and the road still has to go.
But this time Tian Shugen refused to get in the car, and Xingyun's violent methods didn't work.
She can't knock the shit shovel officer out, otherwise, where can she find the villain's navigation?
Xingyun's eyes sharpened, and when she interrupted the use of extraordinary means, the shit-shoveling officer hurriedly said: "Yuan Zhiming is nearby!"
He said it three times in a row.
【…】It should be said that he really deserves to be a partner, even if he is mentally ill, he must become normal in front of his partner.
Chen Yu suddenly felt sympathetic to those patients whose partners often talk about it.
Xingyun was taken aback for a moment, and then happily said, "Poop shoveler, are you back to normal?"
In the end, the shit-shoveling officer still had a fierce expression on his face, as if he was about to tear the villain into pieces.
What is it, I am happy for nothing.
Xing Yun pouted and looked at the roads on both sides and asked him, "Which way to go?"
Hearing that Tian Shugen hurriedly walked in one direction, keeping his eyes on Xingyun to see if she was coming, he gave up driving.
Chen Yu also quickly coaxed: [Partner, the villain is not far away, how can you kill a chicken with a sledgehammer. 】
[Go, go, let's go quickly. 】
Xing Yun looked at the cars on the side of the road with a look of reluctance, "There are so many cars, I will drive for a while, maybe I can drive well this time?"
It was said that Tian Shugen and Chen Yu sounded the alarm, and finally, with their joint efforts, Xingyun reluctantly left.
The strong sense of crisis disappeared in an instant, and Tian Shugen felt that the idea of finding Yuan Zhiming was not so strong.
Tian Shugen's feeling was quite accurate, Xingyun and the others found the male lead and the villain without going far.
Tian Shugen was about to rush over to kill the villain, but was dragged by Xingyun to stand still.
Every time the shit shovel officer charged and clamored to kill the villain, he didn't succeed once, instead he just took the blame for the villain.
Xing Yun was so stupid that he let the shit shoveler go directly, "Don't worry, let's wait and see."
"I'll tell you shit shoveler, you have to find a good time to stab the knife, don't you know?"
"Only in this way can we stab deeply and hard, so that Yuan Zhiming can stop cooking directly."
Seeing the cold light flashing in her eyes, Tian Shugen stopped in a jerk, instinctively staying beside Xingyun, and did not dare to move again.
As a result, after observing for a long time, the villain showed no signs of doing bad things.
Xing Yun bit the dried fish in his hand, "It's strange, it stands to reason that the shit shovel officer is so eager to take the blame, the villain should have done something bad, right?"
"Could it be before we come here?"
There is no information at all, so Xingyun can only judge by himself.
Just as she was thinking, the villain made a move.
The opportunity is coming!
Seeing that the male lead found the villain and seemed to be questioning him, Xing Yun hurriedly dragged the shit shovel officer over.
Now it is not necessary to dig a hole for the villain to add fire, but they can give false testimony. No one is responsible for the villain, and it is appropriate to expose it.
As a result, as soon as they approached, they heard the male lead say: "Have you dealt with it?"
Xing Yun: "..." It seems that something is wrong.
She was about to withdraw first with the shit shovel officer, but the male lead immediately locked them in, "Who!"
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