Before exile, the imperial concubine emptied the palace

Chapter 11 I'm Crazy

Lin Xiaoyue ate the last chicken leg in her hand, and she was still drooling looking at the two big pots of chicken legs and beef on the stove in the store. Now her stomach is really full and her mouth is still hungry!

No, it's so delicious, she wants to pack it and store it in the space, so that she can get it whenever she wants to eat!

"Boss, I want your beef and chicken legs. Is this enough money?"

She walked over and took out a large bag of silver.

The owner of the shop is a real person. He stuffed his money bag, shook his head and said, "Girl, you gave me too much money, you can even buy my shop!"

With that said, the shop owner counted out a few coins from the money bag, and returned the remaining coins to Lin Xiaoyue.

Lin Xiaoyue took back the money and said with a smile: "Thank you boss, you can put those up for me."

"Okay, okay!" The shop owner saw that the shop was not busy, so he happily called the waiter, and the two started packing beef and chicken drumsticks.

Just when Lin Xiaoyue was leaning happily in front of the pavement, an angry "Lin Xiaoyue" made her lose her smile. This guy came at a really bad time!
"Boss, I'll store the things with you first, and I'll come and get them when I'm done, thank you!" She poked her head and finished talking to the shop owner, then turned and walked towards He Yuan, "So fast? The shopkeeper of Huichuntang is so powerful. , saved the person in such a short time!"

He Yuan's face was dark, and he pulled Lin Xiaoyue back when he came up, "Don't be too complacent! I don't have enough money on me, you can lend me some first, and I will pay you back later!"

Lin Xiaoyue has never seen such a bad attitude in borrowing money from others. Is this the attitude of asking for help?
She pushed her butt so hard that she pulled her whole body backwards. Even if she couldn't break free far, she didn't want to be pulled away by him so easily!
"Let go of me, are you borrowing money or stealing money? If you do this again, I'll call for help!"

He Yuan had no choice but to stop. He took a deep breath, lowered his head and begged, "Help me once, and I won't let you suffer when I get to the northern border!"

Lin Xiaoyue didn't intend to go into exile in the northern border obediently at all, so what He Yuan said was useless to her, and the emperor in the northern border was far away, and He Yuan was just a small yamen servant. ?
"Sorry, I don't believe what you said."

He Yuan wanted to hate Lin Xiaoyue to death, he gritted his teeth and asked, "How can I beg you that you are willing to help me?"

Lin Xiaoyue went back to the original noodle booth and sat down, pointed at the spit on the skirt, and said, "No matter what method you use, clean it up for me, and I'll give you ten gold coins! Don't talk about saving Jiang Bai's life." Even if you don’t want to be a yamen servant, it will still ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing in the next life!”

When He Yuan looked down at the lump of sticky things, he couldn't help but start rolling in his throat. He really wanted to strangle the woman in front of him to death!

"How can there be such a vicious woman like you in this world? As I said, I will definitely pay you back!"

Lin Xiaoyue thought He Yuan's words were extremely funny, so she raised her eyebrows and asked, "Only with your salary? Besides, didn't you spit this phlegm?"

He Yuan was overwhelmed with shame and indignation, it seemed that this matter was beyond his control!

He took a deep breath and said, "Okay, I'll clean it up for you now, but take out the gold coins first!"

Lin Xiaoyue dug into her sleeve, and the ten gold coins in the space instantly appeared in her hand. She smiled and bit the gold coins with her teeth, "Did you see it? These are real gold coins!"

When He Yuan saw the real thing, he finally believed that Lin Xiaoyue hadn't lied to him. Enduring his nausea, he wiped the phlegm on the hem of his skirt with his sleeve, but the more he wiped it, the dirtier it became, and the originally clean place became pitch black.

He pretended not to see it, stood up and said, "It's already clean, can you give me the gold coins now?"

Lin Xiaoyue looked down, the original pool of sticky phlegm was gone, but there was a black stain left on the hem of the skirt, she pointed to the stain depressedly and said, "Are you sure it's clean? I think your eyes are on the back of your head. right?"

He Yuan was so angry that he picked up Lin Xiaoyue's skirt and tore off a large piece, "Is it always clean now? Give me the gold coins!"

Lin Xiaoyue was really angry and funny, pointing at the missing skirt and cursing: "Are you kidding me? My skirt was torn by you, you pay for my skirt! Otherwise, I will go to the government to sue you for molesting! "

He Yuan gritted his teeth and said, "I have no money. All the money I have on me will be used to save Lao Jiang's life! Don't worry, I won't take this money for nothing. I will find you a backer when I get to the northern border, and I guarantee that everyone will be safe." I can't bully you!"

Now that the two of them are torn apart, Lin Xiaoyue will not believe his nonsense, if she really went to the northern border, He Yuan will just push her into the fire pit!

She shook her head and said, "Where is this? I still believe in the things in front of me. How about this, if you stand here and shout ten times that I'm crazy, I'll give you gold coins!"

He Yuan roared with a livid face: "Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!"

Lin Xiaoyue shrugged, padded the gold coins in her hands, and said indifferently: "Then you wait for Jiang Bai to die slowly! Of course, if you pay me for an identical dress, I will give you gold coins right away! Choose yourself!"

He Yuan stared blankly at the gold coin in Lin Xiaoyue's hand for a long time, and finally compromised: "Okay, I'll call right away!"

As he spoke, he stood on the street and yelled loudly ten times:

I'm a psycho!
I'm a psycho!
I'm a psycho……

People passing by thought that He Yuan was really crazy, and they were afraid that he would attack others, so they all made a detour and walked away.

He Yuan's heart was always thinking about those golden coins, regardless of the ridicule of passers-by, he stretched out his hand to Lin Xiaoyue after shouting ten times, and said, "Gold coins!"

Lin Xiaoyue felt better when she saw He Yuan making a fool of herself. She readily threw ten gold coins at him and said, "Forget it, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll give it to you!"

He Yuan took the money and left, but he felt something was wrong after walking for a while, and he didn't see Lin Xiaoyue's figure when he turned around, so he had to run back to the noodle stall just now, "Lin Xiaoyue! Why don't you come with me? I I'm just borrowing money from you, don't even think about using excuses to run away!"

At this time, Lin Xiaoyue had already taken back the packaged beef and chicken legs from the shop owner. She had just found an empty alley to put the things into the space when she saw He Yuan running over angrily.

She came out of the alley and said, "I don't want to escape. The hospital has all kinds of patients. I'm afraid I might get infected. Can I wait here for you?"

He Yuan categorically refused: "No! You are the prisoner I escorted into exile. Of course you have to follow me wherever I go!"

Lin Xiaoyue is not the kind of person who is afraid of He Yuan when he yells a few words. She crossed her arms and looked at He Yuan as if she was watching a good show, "Is it because your violent temper has offended the people in the medical center, so you dare not go now?" , want me to follow you and tell you good things?"

He Yuan's face turns blue and white, like a palette that has been overturned, it's so ugly!It took him a long time to choke out a sentence, "I told you to follow me, just follow me, why are you pretending to be smart!"

Lin Xiaoyue was very happy to see He Yuan deflated, so follow along, this is an opportunity he gave, and it just happened to be used for a while.

(End of this chapter)