I rely on Qin Shihuang to enshrine the gods

Yongcheng.

When Lai Ai returned to Yongcheng, she had gone to Xianyang to deal with a group of mortals and old antiques, but she was not in a good mood. She also saw snake carcasses all over the ground, which exploded like a volcano.

He had red hair all over his head, without any wind, "Who is it?!"

been counted.

He rolled his snake eyes, and immediately this idea flashed into his mind, a plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain.

In front of him was a poisonous snake as thick as a bowl, crawling over the fallen leaves, and hissed in front of Lai Ai: "There are two goblins, one of them can set fire, and broke into the place where you worship."

Snakes' sense of smell is not very sensitive and can only be sensed by temperature.

Lao Ai aimed the snake's eyes at the nine-story tower he built, and his snake statue was enshrined under it, which was his expectation for himself.

Only revered beings can make a body image, and mortals have shaped the image of Shang Jun, and he can also shape his own snake image.

Just admiration.

Lao Ai spat out the snake letter dangerously a few times to show that his patience was exhausted.

If it is himself.

The summary is: people can't be too smart, fools are blessed with fools.

Holding the snake's eyes, he looked a little bit past the half-burnt dead snake on the ground next to him, which still exuded a delicious smell of meat, his face gradually covered with scales, and his head instantly swelled into a bloody mouth.

Lai Ai turned her face as cold and white as paper, "No need to do it, just accumulate food."

The key is to give birth to a king of Qin who is full of royal aura and has never been seen in ancient times. From a low-level singing girl to an incomparably noble queen mother of Qin, no one cares about the government. kill her.

Twitter, twitter.

Yes, Lai Ai hates this crazy woman very much. She is not clear-headed, and her mouth can speak to death. I don’t know how stupid such a stupid woman is. stick it on.

The two monsters were obviously afraid of Lai Ai. Lai Ai rolled her eyes and stopped crying immediately, and they just opened their mouths to bite the air.

"Why are you standing still, can't you go and goug out the heart yourself? You can't look at your son when he's hungry, but the king of Qin ordered you to catch up with him. Is it the king of Qin or your own son? Or is it Dabu Xiao?" Bu is your own son!"

Zhao Ji was stunned, "You"

When an ant is very useful and cannot be killed, the ant still jumps up and down in front of you, which is really as annoying as a flea.

The more they live, the more regressive they become, and the more they live, the narrower their vision becomes.

Lao Ai narrowed her eyes: "Zhao Shu."

The snake tendon on Lao Ai's forehead twitched twice, "Just pretend that Lu Buwei is not a man."

Her eyes were full of love, she put her finger on her lip-smeared lips, and gave him a look, "Damn it, it's not serious at this age, are you a man, I'm a woman, you can try it." Got it?"

"Grumble-"

Lai Ai didn't really want to talk about people.

"Buwei, look quickly, our Big Bu and Little Bu, they are growing fast. In the past two years, I have listened to your instructions and raised them with good care. Buwei, even after you leave, my concubine We are also working hard to raise our children."

"How do you accumulate food? You might spit out what you ate after exhausting the journey. What kind of food did you accumulate?" Zhao Ji raised her eyebrows, "Lu Buwei, do you dislike my craftsmanship?!"

Lao Ai really can't stand her.

But there is a knife in everything.

The idiot Zhao Ji was still following. She lifted her skirt to look around and sat down on the ground.

As she said that, she shook the cradle beside her hand, "Oh, mother is going to make delicious food for your father, you have to be obedient, don't cry, don't cry, oh oh."

Lao Ai thought to herself.

In the end, he slapped his sleeves and turned around. It has been several years since he came to this world, and Lao Ai has gradually tried to look at problems in the way of ants.

But what followed was a half-full hunger.

He raised his voice again and said, "But you were fine when King Qin issued an edict to you to go out. You told me to keep an eye on the official boat to deliver the son and take good care of the child. You spoke so softly."

Zhao Ji bit her lips that were about to drop, and spat at him a few more times: "Lu Buwei! How did you become a father? Could it be that your boss didn't care about the west's care, and even reached out to the concubine's son, a dignified prime minister, One person is under one person, and ten thousand people are above one, you are so kind to one person, you are not afraid of being laughed at when you say it."

The little fox dared to be born.

She bit her lip: "As long as it's you, and you're still by my side, we have two common children together, watching them grow up slowly, Zhao Shu feels that this life has not been in vain."

He raised his white fingertips, pressed his forehead, and prevented her from singing on stage: "I'll go."

Not long after, Lai Ai killed the mortals under the tree who were dereliction of duty, took out their Tick Tick hearts, put them in a snakeskin bag, and handed them to her.

He has always been like this, seeing people and seeming not to see them.

He gave up communicating with this crazy woman.

"Zhao Shu is really kind and happy. Once you come back, it's fine if you don't care about the children. You still think this or that! Lu Buwei, are you a man or not!"

It is such a defiant attitude that often emerges like a hanged ghost hanging from a tree branch.

Lao Ai's eyes were faint, red silk was hanging down, her black robe with dark edges fluttered against the strong wind, her thin and scarlet lips seemed to stick to her cheeks, like a lingering lover caressing.

Thinking of this, Lao Ai endured the resentment in her stomach and released it.

On the sun totem, there was a shadow of a thick and big red python, it was drooping its snake head and swallowed the dead snakes scattered on the ground.

Lao Ai: "This time, how much tribute will you send?"

"No, no, you're here!"

Ants were crawling by, no one would be idle to step on it, Lao Ai is very busy now, he has to go to see his two heirs.

"No Wei—"

When Zhao Ji saw him coming, a smile bloomed on her face, and she rushed over with tears in her eyes, living in the weaving dream.

The palace servants didn't pay any attention, they sat down and chatted on their own, and blatantly drank the mutton soup stolen from the kitchen in a clay pot.

"Xianyang?"

The stone door inside did not have a key, because he was confident enough in his own strength that no one could break into this snake den, and no one would dare.

Hiss, mortals.

As everyone knows, it's just that their Chang Xinhou sees mortals like ants.

Zhao Ji opened her eyes wide, "Lu Buwei, since I, Zhao Ji, have been doing my best to be a good mistress and wife every day since I married you, but you stay in your nine-story tower all day and all night, and the children are hungry. It's okay if you don't care when you're tired, every time I'm happy to pick up the needle and thread for you, embroider underwear for you, learn patterns, you can't see everything, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

But it happened that Zhao Ji kept talking about her old lover, which was more annoying than the birds on the treetops, which made him want to hoop him to death.

This is the common fault of their stupidity.

Zhao Ji smiled very contentedly: "I, I grew up in Zhao Guo since I was a child. When I was a child learning art in the workshop, every time I learned that I would not be beaten, the manager of the singing and dancing workshop told me that it would be better if I grew up. .”

Lao Ai: "."

Lao Ai: "."

Zhao Ji continued to indulge: "Buwei, this concubine is your wife, and raising children is a serious matter."

As soon as the words fell, the two little monsters in the cradle vomited: "Hisss——"

Snakes have a one-month estrus period, and there are about ten or twenty snake eggs per litter. Lai Ai lived to such an age, and her offspring are naturally as numerous as carp crossing a river. He doesn't care about two offspring.

"Do you still have feelings for that side, and you want to abandon the three of us, mother and child, so that it's better to live a happy life with you hugging left and right!"

He frowned slightly, "Ask you about the tribute, how much?"

Lao Ai curled up her well-proportioned palms.

Zhao Ji sat on the ground and took it happily: "I knew it, but you still love our children dearly."

He just obviously didn't speak.

"Damn ghost, keep a straight face and show seriousness to whom."

Zhao Ji's voice was sweet, like a baby still suckling, "Buwei, Buwei, where have you been, let my concubine wait a bit longer."

"Grand tribute, we are just two children, and we are born with frailty. We need to take care of people's hearts. The slower they are sent, the less fresh they are. They all ran away a few days ago, and they haven't been sent yet. Come here, the child is screaming with hunger."

Zhao Ji twisted her waist and approached, cast her charming eyes, and wanted to kiss him again.

"His-"

"Yes."

She still looks like a girl, if you ignore the fine lines and white hair around her eyes, "Lu Buwei, your two sons are hungry, can't you hear and see? Where are you going? You don't care about me. No, but that's your own son."

"........."

Curl up and let go, curl up and let go.

Ordinary people always like to use blood and family to maintain relationship and status, and the selection of the crown prince is even more the same. It is not as orthodox and convincing as the abdication in the Yao and Shun era.

He just cares that this is the heir of the Queen Mother of Qin.

Creatures worship the god of all things, and he worships himself, so there is no sin at all.

Zhao Ji was about to hammer him with tears in her eyes, "You go to Xianyang again, and you are the Marquis of Wenxin and the prime minister. You have become such a high-ranking official, with three thousand households in the city, and that lively mansion. Marry a wife and give birth to an heir there."

The future is long, and I still have to taste the taste of foxes in the future.

"still?!"

Lai Ai walked into the gate of the palace, and inside the palace stood many dead men he manipulated with snake venom, as well as mothers made into zombies, and Zhao Ji was biting the cradle to coax his heirs.

This is not counting.

If he wants to succeed, he has to endure until this crazy woman deposes the King of Qin and puts her son on the throne, and waits until the Human Emperor has no royal protection, and by then he will not be the meat in his fangs, but the meal in his stomach.

Zhao Ji smiled through tears.

Red walls and green tiles, heavy trees, under the huge tree that has experienced the ancient changes of Yongcheng, fierce power and wind and rain, several palace people are chatting in dereliction of duty. .”

Lai Ai nearly bit off her snake teeth.

Lai Ai said nothing.

He spoke impatiently: "Xianyang."

He was half full, and turned into a human figure and walked into the sight of mortals.

Lai Ai's snake body slid and swam into the underground palace.

As soon as Zhao Ji heard the voice in his belly, she hurriedly said: "Look at me, the head of the house is a mother who takes care of her two sons and treats you poorly. I'm afraid you are talking warmly after rushing back from Xianyang." I haven’t eaten anything yet, you just wait, I’ll do it right away.”

"When I become the top card, if I'm lucky, there will be distinguished guests who will come to redeem me, and everything will be fine once I get married."

"Okay after getting married, at least you don't have to be beaten or scolded, your parents-in-law will love you, and your sister-in-law will protect you. I will do some cooking and sewing clothes. I will wait for my husband to return at home. In the morning, I will wear a crown for him. Undress him, serve tea and water, raise his eyebrows, and give birth to several big fat boys, and live happily ever after."

"Buwei, in the past two years, I feel that my current happiness is all brought to me by you."

Zhao Ji wiped away her tears, stood on tiptoe and kissed his thin, cold and scarlet lips, "Buwei, if you have any important matters, you can do it. I am at home with the child, waiting for you."

When the beautiful woman walked away with her waist twisted, Lao Ai wiped her lips with the back of her hand and said in disgust, "Stupid woman."