Her family's god has that serious disease in her head

Lu Qinglan smiled awkwardly, and said: "It turns out that the wife of the friend of God is a noble princess, I was the one who was abrupt, then... that really can't be judged by the likes of ordinary women."

He smiled stiffly, almost crying in his heart.

The decisive Shangshen, why did his IQ drop like this when he encountered feelings?
Damn, how did he know the difference between a princess and an ordinary woman?
How does he know what the princess likes?
Lu Qinglan thought about it, and said: "Since you are a noble master, ordinary vulgar things are not acceptable. Why don't you ask your friends to do it yourself, and do something that will move Madam?"

Qing Yan raised his eyebrows, "For example?"

Lu Qinglan said: "For example, the next cooking?"

These words reminded Qing Yanci that he had to learn how to cook, and he couldn't lose to his former self!
This is his job, so naturally it cannot be used as a weapon to please.

Qing Yanci shook his head and said, "This one won't work, change to another one."

Lu Qinglan didn't think much about it, she just thought it was Yan Ci Shangshen who couldn't lose face to do this kind of trivial chores in the kitchen.

He really couldn't imagine how the dignified God of War was busy in the kitchen.

But Qing Yanci only felt annoyed in his heart, and blamed himself for being too curvy before, which made him so passive now.

"Fa... what happened?" he asked.

Qing Yanci called him again, "Wait."

Hearing this, Qing Yanci dared to stand still, hurriedly walked up to Yan Xiqian, and stood obediently.

He only felt that someone was pressing his back, and in the next second he was firmly pressed against the table.

Yan Xi said shallowly, "Turn around!"

Qing Yanci threw him a purse and said, "By the way, buy back all the carrots from Yichongtian."

The boy's face turned cold and he frowned.

At that time, Lu Qinglan gasped, but she didn't want Qing Yanci to put on a puzzled face and said, "What are you talking about?"

You must know that although the penalty platform is in charge of the basic punishment of the Celestial Clan, it does not include the punishment in the army.

He actually took the lead in probing, "This... anyone who eats carrots for three months will turn yellow."

The boy shivered, and swallowed fearfully at his Adam's apple.

Pushing open the gate of Water Yin Temple, the air pressure inside is gloomy and a bit weird.

Thinking far away, Lu Qinglan just retracted her thoughts when she suddenly heard Yan Ci asked, "Compared to cooking, I want to know how to make carrots more delicious?"

Lu Qinglan still remembered that at that time, Yan Ci Shangshen's newlywed Yan Er was very kind to the army, causing many people to forget what kind of person he was originally.

He waved his hand and said: "Forget it, it's useless to ask you, you order someone to go to Yichongtian to find some cooks who are good at making carrots."

The crowd backed away in horror.

Learn to do the carrot thing, just continue tomorrow.

Therefore, Jiang Liuyun is undoubtedly the one who knows nothing about life and death.

Lu Qinglan broke into a cold sweat and was about to go out.

The room was suddenly brightly lit, Qing Yanci could see clearly this time, what Yan Xiqian was holding in his hand was... a rolling pin!

Qing Yanci was taken aback for a moment, then turned around obediently, with her back to Yan Xiqian.

Although Lu Qinglan really wanted to get away with it, under the pressure of Qing Yanci's urgent eyes, he said tremblingly: "Well, Xiaoshen's family rarely eats carrots, and I don't know how to help Shangshen solve problems."

Qing Yanci was a little disappointed, but fortunately he was not angry.

Lu Qinglan often does this, so it's not difficult.

Especially in front of Jiang Liuyun, who told him to be single for thousands of years.

Qing Yanci cleared his throat and said, "As you said, let's go!"

There was no light in the room, but Qing Yanci could clearly see Yan Xiqian sitting on a chair, holding a long and thin object in his hand.

So far, Lu Qinglan still doesn't know whether Qing Yanci was annoyed by the previous sentence or the latter sentence. He was furious and reprimanded: "Get out! If you dare to say such a thing, go to the penalty platform to be punished." fine."

Jiang Liuyun said awkwardly: "What I said is the truth!"

Qing Yanci watched the sun go down, it was time to go back.

Did he carry the Asazo carrot on his back before?
Abominable!
But when he thought about it carefully, he seemed to have the same intention, and it wasn't such a heinous thing.

It was already dusk when Lu Qinglan got things done.

Thinking of that scene, Lu Qinglan still feels terrified.

The boy looked at her with lowered eyes, looking at a loss.

Lu Qinglan thought for a long time, but couldn't come up with any 'not vulgar' solution.

The terrible thing is that at this moment, he was asked this question again! ! !
As a result, Lu Qinglan's face turned pale visible to the naked eye.

He only asked, "Is it still hidden in the warehouse on the east side as before?"

Hearing these words, Lu Qinglan's brain jumped, and she even instinctively wanted to say: God, don't make trouble!
Thinking back 300 years ago, Qing Yanci also asked such a question.

"Recently Madam doesn't seem to like carrots very much. Even when she sees me every day, her complexion is sallow and sallow, as if she is angry with me." That's what Qing Yanci said back then.

There is no punishment for soldiers in the army, and a sentence on the penalty platform means that the soldier is about to be driven out of the barracks.

Qing Yanci couldn't help being a little timid, and waved his hand to light the oil lamp on the table.

Although it's something for women, which man in the army doesn't like to show off how much his wife loves him in front of his brothers.

Yan Xi gave him a shallow look, and said angrily: "I let you come here! I can't call you anymore, can I?"

The young man shivered instinctively, and called softly, "Ah... Ah Qian?"

Yan Xiqian knocked the rolling pin on the table and said angrily, "Come here!"

He only thought that when he was angry occasionally, his wife would embroider some purses, amulets and so on for him.

He was a little surprised why Ah Qian was holding this thing, but he panicked and took two steps back.

The maids of Chonghua Palace have all returned, and Qing Yanci watched the maids occasionally pass by and salute him, and he couldn't help thinking that he was such a jerk before.

Lu Qinglan's nerves were tense as if her back had been pricked by needles.

For some strange idea, he couldn't help but want to compete with his former self.

It's disgusting to have so many women under her nose even though she already has Ah Qian.

In all fairness, with his ability, even with Yan Xiqian's mana, he might not be able to really restrain him.

It's just that he didn't dare to resist, for fear of hurting Yan Xiqian while struggling.

Although Qing Yanci felt that this posture was weird and awkward, he didn't say much.

In the next second, he felt a chill behind him, and before he could react, the rolling pin in Yan Xiqian's hand had already landed firmly on his ass!

Qing Yan said: "..."