After rebirth, Bai Yueguang's abandoned wife is soft and unstoppable

In this garden party, there are only two words "comparison" on the surface.

Mother-in-law is better than daughter-in-law, and daughter-in-law is better than pets and talents.

Comparing each other, they "pinched" each other, and the literary fight became a martial fight.

Swing your fists, scratch your cheeks, pull your hair, do whatever it takes to gain the upper hand.

The pampered cats and dogs have lost their cute images, and they "fight fiercely" with their masters with open teeth and claws.

At this time, someone's mother-in-law shouted: "Grab her."

All of a sudden, a sturdy woman made a sweeping move, tripping Qianru to the ground.

The little idea of ​​sitting on the mountain and watching the tiger fight has not succeeded, but it is overwhelmed by a group of people.

Xiangxiang came to help her, but was crushed together.

Since she stopped talking about etiquette, Qianru didn't care so much.

Medicinal powder is her usual weapon. She grabs a pack of itchy medicinal powder from her bosom, rubs a little on this hand, and rubs it on that face.

After a moment of practice, the people who were pressing them became a mess.

You push me, the situation is chaotic.

Qianru hurriedly helped Xiangxiang to escape, but she was blocked by a group of mothers-in-law.

God!This is really the mantis catching the cicada and the oriole behind.

Seeing that the loss is certain, Xiangxiang did not hesitate to strike first.

She has practiced dancing since she was a child, her muscles and bones are soft, and when she lifts her foot high, the mother-in-law who doesn't know who's family falls to the ground sprawled.

"Murder."

"Don't respect the old."

"Old sisters, we must teach these two ignorant things a lesson today, and correct the atmosphere!"

After all, each took out their housekeeping weapons.

Whip, rattan, thin needle, rope, all kinds.

God!They came to participate in the garden party of the palace, and they were allowed to bring weapons.

Qianru looked back at Xiao Lian'er in horror, but Xiao Lian'er looked around and pretended not to see it.

There is no other way, anyway, I am not easy to die.

She took the lead in throwing Xiangxiang to the ground, and firmly protected her under her body.

On the other side of the courtyard wall, Shangguan Yuan, who was watching, couldn't be calm anymore. He jumped over the wall and protected his daughter-in-law aggressively.

A group of mother-in-laws became angry and complained to Xiao Lianer one after another, "Princess, why are men meddling in our women's garden party?"

Xiao Lian'er was embarrassed and did not come to the stage.

Fortunately, Changsun Ji wins Luo Wang over in advance.

"Everyone, don't be upset, I see that everyone is a little tired from playing, and their makeup and hair are all messed up. Why don't you take a rest for a while and see how our group of old men compete."

The daughters-in-law of the circle of noble ladies were immediately overjoyed, but when they saw their mother-in-law's gloomy face, they had no choice but to restrain themselves, leaning over respectfully and obediently to agree, saying: "I will obey my mother-in-law's orders! "

The vanity was satisfied, and the ladies and mothers-in-law finally took a step back.

Shangguanyuan was not good at crickets, grasshoppers, cockfights, and birds, and he was quickly defeated.

However, Changsun Ji is an expert in these things, and he has won a big victory, especially Xiaopipi, who almost kills other birds with one claw.

Seeing their sons losing, the mothers-in-laws hated their sons so much that they glared at their daughter-in-laws in unison, beckoning them to go to the competition together.

In order for everyone to have fun, Xiao Lian'er had no choice but to persuade King Luo to change the rules.

But the purpose of the ladies is too simple and obvious.

For Wudou, all men fight against Shangguanyuan; for Wendou, all women drink alcohol, one for Qianru.

This kind of competition is unprecedented!
Qianru never expected such a situation to happen.

For things like fighting, Chang Sunji resolutely abstained.

As for the drinking order, the total number of poems and songs in Xiangxiang's mind was less than two or three, so he had to abstain.

Originally, Shangguan Yuan was not afraid of such things as fighting. Most of the aristocratic children around him, who were temporarily employed in the army, made good friends with him. .

Unexpectedly, Princess Nandu suggested that those wine bags and rice bags could be used as substitutes, and Luo Wang and his wife agreed.

It was obvious that he was going to beat him up. How could there be any fun in the game?

And Qianru's side is not much better.

She is not afraid of simply comparing poems and songs. She never thought that the drinking orders of ladies are not compared to poems and couplets, but to swearing.

So vulgar!

Adhering to the bottom line of not swearing or swearing, Qianru held back her anger and drank one cup after another of fine wine.

She didn't usually drink, but she didn't know that she could drink so well, being downed with two jars of wine was like drinking plain water, nothing happened at all.

Nan was not reconciled and asked to replace the wine with vinegar.

Qianru couldn't bear it, and said angrily: "If you compare with me, I will agree to use vinegar."

"You can't afford it, can you?"

"Admit defeat if you are afraid!"

"If you can't afford to lose, go home and hide and don't go out!"

Qianru was in a hurry, "If you drink vinegar, drink vinegar, but you have to say something first, think about what you have scolded just now, don't repeat the same thing?"

A group of shrews usually swear at people for hours without repeating the same thing, so they responded very confidently.

Unexpectedly, no matter how many swearing words are used, there are only so many. There are more than 100 of them, and they have already exhausted their swearing for less than half an hour.

Qianru took a sip, and when it was their turn, they had to drink too.

With the idea that peace is the most important thing, Xiao Lian'er wanted to stop the competition, but the mothers-in-law in the circle of ladies all listened to Princess Nandu's wishes.

Xiao Lian'er drank a large bowl of dry vinegar for nothing, then slapped the table and got up, arguing with Princess Nandu.

"They have been competing for so long, it seems unreasonable for us not to compare?"

"What do you want to compare?"

Princess Nandu guessed that Xiao Lian'er was also illiterate, and the most she could compete with was horseback riding and archery. Sure enough, Xiao Lian'er's competition was throwing pots.

This was too trivial for her, so she accepted the challenge without hesitation.

Winning two out of three games, Xiao Lian'er lost one game at the beginning, and got angry in a hurry.

She didn't expect Princess Nandu's memory of throwing pots to be so superb, so she came up with the idea of ​​hiring a substitute.

But who can let him take the place of himself, so that he will look good when he wins, and not lose face if he loses?
She looked around, and finally her eyes fell on Qianru.

Qianru didn't expect her luck to be so "good". She wanted to cry, but her body was weak and weak. Most importantly, she couldn't throw a pot at all.

After much deliberation, I had no choice but to try the trick of trying to earn Pang Yu back then.

Fortunately, no one in the circle of noble ladies knew about it, and Princess Nandu also expected that she would not win, so she generously agreed to change the rules and threw herself into the pot.

If one person shoots ten arrows, whoever hits the most will be considered the winner.

Princess Nandu has a lot of eyes, so she tried to throw one and missed, so she called her to cast, and waited for her arrows to finish before she cast.

In this way, if Qianru hits the shot, she can learn from the side. If Qianru misses the shot, at most everyone will miss it.

But for Qianru, she must win. Only by winning can both herself and Xiao Lian'er have face, and Xiao Lian'er will stand by their side again in the future.

So, she had no choice but to use the little trick she used to win Pang Yu back then.

She was lucky and made nine out of ten shots.

Princess Nandu saw it was so simple, she was careless for a moment, lost one, and hit eight out of ten shots.

Two out of three rounds, now both sides have won one round, how will the remaining round be compared?

At this time, Shangguan Yuan's fight was over.

In fact, they just put on a show and didn't play seriously at all.

Luo Wang took a step forward and pretended to reprimand Xiao Lian'er, "We are all a family, how can you bully this king's sister because you are the master's family? In this game, this king will compete for the emperor's sister."

Xiao Lian'er thought to herself, this is a good idea, it not only gives face to Princess Nandu, but also does not shame her family, so she nodded her head in agreement.

Princess Nandu didn't want to lose the last round, so she agreed with King Luo to replace her.

King Luo was not that stupid, he slapped his concubine in the face, and called Shangguan Yuan over, "It was your wife who was competing just now, now you are on his behalf."

If it were someone else who knew the current affairs, he would win Luo Wang if he just released the water.

But Shangguan Yuan was serious, and finally won Luo Wang in a serious manner. After the first throw of the pot, he hit every shot, and he said happily: "This is too simple!"

Princess Nandu left in a fit of anger, and a group of noble children also coaxed their daughter-in-law and mother to leave in desperation.

Leave a mess in the garden.

Xiao Lian'er's face was full of gloomyness, Qianru thought that she must have caused trouble this time.

Unexpectedly, when Princess Nandu was far away, Xiao Lian'er leaned forward and back together happily.

It turned out that rather than maintaining the dignity of Princess Nandu, she hoped that this arrogant eldest sister who always caused troubles for her family would suffer a lesson.

Inadvertently insert willows and willows.

After making a fuss, he successfully pulled the Luo Wang couple into his camp.

Xiao Lian'er excitedly grabbed Xiangxiang with one hand and Qianru with the other, saying that from now on, the three of them will be good sisters who will come and go in water.