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Chapter 137 Good luck

[Fucking snake! ! 】

[Still a poisonous snake! ! ! 】

【Put the words down quickly, that snake is poisonous! ! ! 】

If it is not to maintain the image, Joey also wants to scream.

He knew that some people had strange tastes and liked to raise snakes, but those snakes were more obedient and would not bite, this one...it was venomous at first sight.

Taking a few steps back again, Joey said, "Speak up if you have something to say."

If he is bitten, he is afraid that he will go to see God.

Tan Suyan clicked his tongue: "I thought you were very courageous."

Joey couldn't laugh: "After all, this snake is poisonous."

"Actually, it's very obedient." Tan Suyan said, and stretched out his hand to a nearby tree, the snake immediately climbed up, and quickly burrowed towards the old place he was familiar with.

Seeing that she was finally let go, Joey was relieved and urged her to leave quickly.

"Actually, I'm not afraid of snakes." He tried hard to make amends for himself.

"Oh, you're just scared of these brightly colored things, aren't you?"

"..."

【LOL】

【Jon: Don't cue】

In the ward, Jon, who was watching the live broadcast, looked depressed. Don't think about yourself at this time, it's too embarrassing.

"I..." After thinking for a moment, Joey quickly changed his words, "Although I don't have a lot of guts, I am considerate enough."

"Caring?" Tan Suyan raised his eyebrows in surprise, as if he heard something extremely astonishing.

"Of course." Joey said proudly, "If you choose me as your partner, I promise to take care of you in every possible way."

"Meticulous..." In the ambiguity of the words, Tan Suyan frowned in his heart, and asked, "What skills do you have?"

Joey: "What?"

Tan Suyan: "In the past, when people were looking for fun, it was only the basic requirement for a young lady to look good. At the very least, she must be proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and have her own special skills. Only in this way can she stand out from the crowd. What skills do you have?"

The speed of the speech was too fast, and Joey couldn't hear clearly for a while: "What did you say about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?"

Qin Suyan repeated it patiently.

Joey understood what she meant, and suddenly fell silent. Is Hua Guo so curvy?

Joey suddenly lost confidence, and said with difficulty: "I...have good looks and good acting skills."

Among other things, he is really good-looking, and his facial features are especially in line with the aesthetics of Huaguo people. In the past, he used this to attract girls from Huaguo.

Yan is also a Chinese.

Hearing this, Tan Suyan's expression was complicated, and he really wanted to ask who gave him confidence, Liang Jingru?

"Come here." Beckoning, "Look into my eyes."

Those dark and bright eyes were clean and deep, and it was hard to look away after just one glance. Joey's heart pounded, and he wanted to smile crookedly. Sure enough, he said, no one can resist his charm.

Looking at each other, Joey said affectionately, "I see me in your eyes."

"Did you see clearly?"

Unexpectedly, he was so direct, Joey smiled crookedly, "Of course."

Tan Suyan looked at his weird face and frowned slightly, "Did you really see clearly?"

There was a smile on the corner of Joey's mouth: "Of course, Yan, I know you have me in your heart."

"Bang—" The next second, it flew out again.

"I'm sorry." Tan Suyan withdrew his foot, "I really can't hold back."

After a pause, "You are too disgusting."

Joey: "..."

Adding injury to injury, Joey couldn't help but get angry, and asked, "Yan, what do you mean!"

Tan Suyan's expression was calm: "You disgust me."

While talking, he knocked on the headset: "Director, can you change the guest, at least someone normal."

Paused: "Even if you are not a normal person, at least you have a good-looking face."

director:"……"

Why do you think Joey got so ugly?

【I'm happy】

【This dog man is really oily】

【I really want him to look in the mirror and see how ugly he looks】

【It's useless, Yan Yan acted as a mirror himself, but in the end, this guy still looks like a dog. 】

【This self-confidence should be given to me!!】
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I didn't pay any attention to it, and while listening to the movement carefully, I cut the stick with a knife.

One was quickly cut, one end was extremely sharp, and it looked like it was used as a weapon.

Joey was inspired and began to cut, but he always couldn't control the strength, either cut directly, or directly cut short, and always failed.

"..."

When Tan Suyan cut off three, he didn't have any in his hand, so he couldn't help looking at Tan Suyan with longing.

【…】

[Change the guest, he is really incompetent]

【Here we go again, wanting to whore for nothing again! 】

【The fist is hard, when will this be replaced, I don’t like him so much!】

The director was also a little suffocated watching it. He didn't expect Joey to be so useless, but he was happy again when he saw the barrage of barrage.

At least he got traffic.

In the live broadcast room, Tan Suyan had already noticed the movement of the rabbit.

A gray rabbit was perfectly hidden on the grass, but Tan Suyan still noticed the movement.

As soon as he drew the long stick and was about to shoot, Joey's eyes lit up: "I'll come, Yan, wait for me, I'll catch you a rabbit!"

Tan Suyan was a little hesitant, not because he had good intentions, but because he felt that if he still had no prey, he would still rely on them to prostitute them later.

It's better to let him work hard on his own.

After thinking for a second, he handed over a stick.

Joey immediately went over with full confidence, as if he had a plan in mind.

Tan Suyan couldn't help raising her eyebrows, could it be that she really has some skills?
Joey lowered his body and approached lightly.

One last pounce.

flutter...

Tan Suyan closed her eyes, what was she expecting? !

【…】

A row of ellipses flashed across the bullet screen, telling everyone how speechless they were.

【Really convinced, I thought he could really do it, but this is the end? 】

【Began to sympathize with my sister, how did you endure it...】

As a result, nothing happened. The rabbit found an opportunity and ran away quickly. Joey wanted to chase after him again, performing a savage pounce on the rabbit. In the end, he pounced on it, but he missed it, and the rabbit slipped away from his fingers.

"..." This is even more resentful.

"This rabbit is too cunning!" Joey was indignant, his palms were worn out, but the rabbit still ran away.

Tan Suyan didn't speak, but his indifferent eyes showed everything.

waste!

Clearly seeing the evaluation of himself from the other party's eyes, Joey felt a little uneasy, and said angrily: "It's obvious that the rabbit is too cunning, it's normal that I can't catch it, it's just a stick, not a gun! Come if you have the ability !"

The next moment, with a flick of the plain hand, the long chopsticks shot out like arrow feathers, and finally shot through the rabbit steadily.

Blood splattered.

Joey's pupils shrank, and it really worked!
【Fuck! 】

【Thank you, I feel great again. 】

[Sure enough, it still depends on my sister's action! 】

[Master Chu is not bad, the director got rid of this trash, I don't want to see him annoying in front of my sister. 】

"You're so lucky!" Joey praised, and Pidianpidian picked up the rabbit, as if he had forgotten what he said just now.

Weighing the rabbit, he said with satisfaction: "This rabbit is so fat, I can definitely be full after a meal."

Qin Suyan: "?"

(End of this chapter)