I lead the trend in the variety show of survival in the wild

Chapter 45 Don't provoke
【My ears!】

【my eyes!】

【My whole body...】

【This flag fell really fast and hard...】

The world was finally cleared up, Tan Suyan also regained his composure, and put the saber back, "Let's go."

Jon looked at the snake that was broken into two knots on the ground, and then at Tan Suyan with a calm face, suddenly remembered her neat movements, and was a little dazed.

and many more……

Seeing that she was about to leave, Jon followed immediately, hesitated to speak, and tried to explain: "Actually, I'm not afraid, I just didn't react for a while."

Qin Suyan nodded: "Yes."

Thinking she didn't believe it, Jon immediately changed his words: "Actually, I just don't like that colorful thing, it feels horrible."

The snake just now was very flowery, colorful, and very poisonous at first sight.

Hearing this, Tan Suyan didn't speak, but his eyes fell on him with a slightly complicated expression.

Although this golden retriever brother is good-looking, he wears fancy clothes, and there is even a brightly colored tiger painted on the big T-shirt.

Noticing her gaze, Jon bowed his head belatedly: "..."

【Laughing to death】

[The toes have already buckled a palace]

【This life is short, really. 】

"I..." The voice was a bit difficult, but I finally chose to admit, "Well, I'm actually afraid of this kind of mollusk."

In order to seek approval, he began to stretch out his hand and gesture, "Don't you think it's scary? It's soft and cool, eerie, hiding in the dark, as if it can give you a bite at any time."

"...It's not scary." Tan Suyan said, "But I need to remind you that snakes are reptiles, not molluscs."

"..."

Probably feeling the ultimate embarrassment at last, Jon gave up explaining, and the world finally quieted down.

The two walked forward one after another, during which Tan Suyan looked around from time to time, trying to find edible plants, and trying to find a place to camp along the route.

"There are monkeys!" Suddenly, Jon shouted in surprise, pointing, "Look!"

Tan Suyan had already seen a monkey sitting on a tree with a bunch of bananas not far away, looking very leisurely.

"And bananas!" Jon was overjoyed, and vowed to wash away his previous 'grievances', so that Tan Suyan could change his impression of himself, and rushed over immediately.

"Wait for me, I'll grab a banana for you!"

"Wait—" Tan Suyan tried to stop him, but found that the man was really fast, and he had already rushed in front of the monkey.

"..." Closing his eyes and not saying a word, Tan Su Yanyan turned around and left, showing with actions what it meant to be 'I don't know him'.

[Why did Yan turn around and leave? 】

[Is it dangerous? 】

[It's just a monkey, isn't it? 】

【Could this be the brother of Mount Emei Monkey?】

No one answered their questions. After retreating tens of meters, Tan Suyan hid silently under a tree, and then looked at the scene not far away.

Thinking of something, he tapped the camera: "I don't know if anyone has watched it, but I need to popularize science. In the dense forest, there are some creatures that cannot be messed with."

【Is she trying to say that monkeys can't be messed with? 】

[Why, because they are the same kind? 】

Tan Suyan: "Powerful creatures cannot be messed with, but some creatures that are not powerful in combat are also not to be messed with, such as monkeys."

"A monkey is a creature, first of all, it lives in groups, and second, it is very vengeful."

Almost as soon as she finished speaking, not far away, the person who had just snatched the banana realized something was wrong. He turned his head and found that he had been surrounded by monkeys at some point.

"Fuck?" Jon was stunned, trembling, and tried to call for help, only to find that his teammates had already run away.

"???"

"No, guys, I admit defeat." Putting the banana on the ground, Jon showed a cute smile, trying to get the monkeys' forgiveness.

The result...obvious.

Half an hour later, Tan Su came over, pulled up the bruised and swollen Jon, and asked with humanistic concern, "Are you okay?"

"I am fine." Jon shook his head mechanically, leaving tears of pain and grievance, "Those damned monkeys beat me up!"

Tan Suyan sighed, "Most creatures in nature live in groups, and so do humans. As an ancestor, if you think with your toes, you should know that monkeys live in groups."

Jon was wronged: "I forgot, you should remind me."

"If I can stop you."

"..."

His injuries were too obvious. Although there was no danger of his life, Tan Suyan still called the director: "Can you send him to see a doctor?"

"No." The bearded director smiled happily. It can be seen that Jon also successfully provided him with jokes, "We are a very real show, and we don't engage in those empty-headed ones. You need to survive by yourself."

"Of course——" he said in a very exaggerated tone, "We are still very humane. If he is still not well after three days, I can let you apply for off-site assistance."

"Three days." Jon covered his wound with a look of despair, "My wound will never heal within three days!"

"Let's go first." Shaking his head, Tan Suyan didn't ask any more questions, and searched more carefully along the way, trying to find the herbs.

"Where are we going?" Jon was hit twice, completely obedient, and began to seek her advice.

"Look for a place to live first." Tan Suyan said, looking at the depth of the dense forest, he felt that they should not be far from the open space.

Generally, wherever there is open space, there is a source of water.

Jon knew a little bit of knowledge, so he didn't ask any more questions, and followed honestly.

There was no further accident. Half an hour later, the two walked out of a dense forest and found a source of water.

The sound of the stream splashing was so pleasant that the two ran over and found that someone was already there.

"You guys are here too!" Daisy sat on a big rock and waved to them enthusiastically.

When his eyes fell on Jon's face, he suddenly became surprised: "Oh, God, what have you experienced?"

"I met a beast." Jon said with a deep expression.

Tan Suyan didn't expose him, but walked over to find a place to camp.

Places with water sources are dangerous, but as long as the distance is well controlled, the danger can be infinitely reduced.

"Do you want to stay here too?" Joey, who was laying hay, saw her movement and said suddenly.

Before Tan Suyan could answer, he said, "This place is already occupied by us, you are not allowed here."

Qin Suyan was taken aback, what else is there to say?
Joey: "Too many people will attract beasts, and you don't want to harm us, do you?"

Tan Suyan snorted: "Is it possible that more people are more powerful?"

"But with trash, you will only be held back!" He glanced at Jon disdainfully, and when he saw the wound on his face, he laughed suddenly, "Jon, I didn't expect you to be such a trash, and you were rejected when you first came. With such an injury, you won't be able to stay for a day, right?"

Jon's eyes widened suddenly.

"Let's go." Tan Suyan patted him on the shoulder and pulled him away.

Jon was dissatisfied: "Yan, I want to fight him, how dare he look down on us!"

"He's always looked down on us."

"..."

(End of this chapter)