Bengong is actually a therapist!

Chapter 31 "Yue Cairen Serves Bedtime"

Emperor Yan Zheng felt that the Yue family...couldn't say that he lied, at least he didn't tell the whole truth.

A well-known concubine, but she is unwilling to sleep with me or bear children for me, the reason is so absurd—fear of pain?

Heh, Yan Zheng sneered in his heart.

But after laughing, Yan Zheng couldn't help laughing at himself. ——Because the person Yue is not willing to commit himself to serve is me!
Is this looking down on me? ——Exclude all impossibilities, this is the only answer!
Thinking of this, even though Yan Zheng was well-mannered, he couldn't help feeling a little angry.

My majestic son of heaven, in terms of status, appearance, and talent - there will be a day when women will look down on me!
Yan Zheng took a deep breath, "Are you disliking me for being weak?" After thinking about it, Yan Zheng only found such a shortcoming in himself.

"Ah?" Yue Wangshu was stunned for a moment, and quickly waved his hands, "No! How dare a concubine!" Besides, as a "therapist", why do you despise sick people?

Yan Zheng's brows furrowed together: "Then besides this, I should have no other shortcomings."

Yue Wangshu's black line: Should I say you are thick-skinned or too thick-skinned? !

It is true that His Majesty the Emperor, apart from being a sick child, is not bad in terms of appearance, figure, and knowledge.But, you are a feudal emperor, we are born with different views!

Yue Wangshu thought about it, and said in a low voice: "My concubine privately thinks that if a man and a woman want to get along, their status and appearance are second most important. The most important thing is to have a compatible character and a congenial temperament."

What Yue Wangshu said in the first half of the sentence was really a bit false, after all, she is a bit of a face control, and she still cares about her appearance.

However, if the three views and concepts are inconsistent, there is really no way to deal with it!

And the concubines of the emperor are precisely the product of the disagreement of the three views.

But these words made Emperor Yan Zheng fall into deep thought, Yue's words were indeed quite reasonable.For the sake of his heirs, he can accept Chen as his concubine, who is said to be "profoundly blessed" and "suitable for men". And treat the two of them generously for a lifetime, but if you ask yourself, these women are not considered compatible with him in character or temperament, and naturally they cannot be regarded as sincere love.

It turns out that it is not enough for this Yue family to be a favored imperial concubine, she also wants me to really like her.

Yan Zheng couldn't help laughing: "You are greedy!"——I and the queen are just in love with each other.

Yue Wangshu: Huh? ! ! ! !What the hell did you come up with just now? !
Yue Wangshu hurriedly explained: "The concubine means that the concubine has a bad temper with the emperor, and there is no mutual agreement, so... I can't help but force it."

Yan Zheng's smile petrified instantly.

Yue Wangshu: Did I say it a little too bluntly? ?

After all, as an emperor who holds great power in the world and looks young and handsome, how can he accept that a woman who is not considered outstanding is really not interested in him? !

Yan Zheng took another deep breath and looked at Yue Shi firmly: "Are you playing hard to get?"

Yue Wangshu hastily pointed his fingers at the sky: "I swear, I never did!"

Yan Zheng: ...So, the Yue family simply doesn't like me.

After reaching this conclusion, Yan Zheng was speechless for a long time.

Yue Wangshu hurriedly made amends: "Your Majesty, don't worry too much, you are naturally very kind, but there is a kind of woman in the world, such as concubines, who are less discerning."

"Shut up!" Yan Zheng had blue veins on his forehead. Yue's self-deprecating explanation did not make Yan Zheng feel relieved, but inexplicably felt even more uncomfortable.

Yue Wangshu shut up in a second, shrinking his head, like a quail.

Yan Zheng stroked his aching left chest, and said in a low voice, "You still have to stay tonight."

Yue Wangshu's eyes widened, what? !Let me tell you, as far as your body is concerned, even if you want to use strength, you have to weigh whether you have the ability! !
Yue Wangshu's current body is really healthy, even considered strong!She felt that she could bring down the sick emperor!

Of course, she didn't want to be rough on the emperor unless it was absolutely necessary!
The emperor's most powerful ability is not his personal force, but his unparalleled power!
It's easy to knock down the emperor, but what happens after that? !
Yan Zheng said lightly, "You sleep on the floor."

After hearing this, Yue Wangshu couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and immediately said: "No problem, Your Majesty! Concubines like to sleep on the floor!"

Yan Zheng: ...You agreed too happily!
I would rather sleep on the ground than sleep on my dragon couch! ——This made Yan Zheng's self-esteem faintly ache.

Yan Zheng had to take a deep breath, he couldn't get angry because of his illness, and it was even more unworthy to get angry for Yue's sake!

In this way, Emperor Yan Zheng officially turned over the green head card of the talented Yue family. Since Yue Cairen was already in the Yanqing Palace, there was no need for the respect room to pick up the red luan sedan chair.

Yue Wangshu, who followed His Majesty to eat a top-notch imperial meal, is in a good mood now - although she ate His Majesty's leftovers, she does not dislike it.

At this moment, she directed the maid to spread two thick quilts on the carpet in the emperor's rear bedroom. The weather in April was already very warm, so a thinner quilt would suffice.

"Give me two pillows." Yue Wangshu whispered.

Emperor Yan Zheng, who was watching coldly, couldn't help but said: "You are not afraid of stiff neck."

Yue Wangshu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "One is pillowing, the other is hugging."—to be precise, he stretched his legs and pressed down.

Yan Zheng: What kind of broken habit is this?

At this time, Zhang Ji, the chief eunuch, was hesitant to speak in his eyes. Although the emperor is not feeling well today, it is not appropriate to spoil his concubines, but is it too unsympathetic to let Yue Cairen sleep on the ground? ?
Zhang Ji couldn't help but whispered: "My lord, your dragon bed is actually quite spacious." Not to mention adding a woman, adding four, five, six or seven would not be too crowded.

Yan Zheng glanced at Zhang Ji coldly: "You have learned to be sympathetic and cherish jade!"

"Slaves don't dare!" Zhang Ji was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he quickly knelt down to take pity on the emperor's lord, he didn't have the guts!He just hopes that the emperor will take pity on the fragrance and cherish the jade, so that he can have an heir as soon as possible!
Seeing this, Yue Wangshu couldn't help but secretly said: Companion to a king is like companion to a tiger!

Yan Zheng also knew that Zhang Ji was loyal, so he waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, let's all step back!"

Zhang Ji wiped off his cold sweat, and hurriedly whispered to Yue Cairen who was beside him: "The urinal is placed under the incense table in the second corridor of the Babu bed."

Yue Wangshu was taken aback when he heard that, urinal?I am female!

and many more! !
She is a woman, but the emperor is a man! !

Damn, is it possible that I still have to carry the urinal for the emperor! ! !

Yue Wangshu was instantly struck by lightning! !
At this time, Emperor Yan Zheng's face was slightly embarrassed, and he coughed lowly, "I don't wake up at night."—Even if I wake up at night, I won't call you.

Yue Wangshu patted his chest and finally breathed a sigh of relief.If he was asked to carry the urinal, she would probably snap the urinal on the emperor's face in a fit of rage!
Zhang Ji looked at Yue Wangshu, and the word "unbelievable" was clearly written on his face, fighting for favor!Compete for favor, do you understand!If you don't take the initiative to fight for it, where will you get favor? !Alas, why are all the newly promoted little masters so ineffective?It's really frustrating!

(End of this chapter)