Yo, grandpa is here
Chapter 125 The face is too big to fit in a pot
"We can be considered self-made, right?" Qing Qing put her arms around the silver bag.
This heavy weight makes people feel safe.
"It's just the beginning." Buli had other ways to make money in his mind, and this amount of money was far from enough for him to raise a wife.
With money in his pocket, he can buy more things. Buli plans to continue purchasing seasonings and cook more delicious food for Qingqing when he goes back.
There is also an important purpose of going to the city this time, to go to the soldier's house to deliver gifts.
The two planned to go to the Yamen to find soldiers first, and then go shopping when they come back.
Giving gifts is a matter of learning, and this kind of saying pays attention to a lot of gifts, which must be given in person.
When you arrive at the soldier's house, you have to go through his wife, and the words often change from one person's mouth to another's.
When they arrived at the yamen, they found the gatekeeper's pass, and the two were waiting outside. Qingqing glanced at the couplets on the gate, and the corners of her mouth curved into a mocking arc.
"The face is so big that it can't fit in a pot."
The Shanglian requires a penny, but it is not worth a penny, so it is difficult to deceive officials and soldiers.
The second line, one point for width, one point for people's love, and see the blessings of ghosts and gods.
It is written to warn officials to clean up the government and love the people, so posting it here is simply sarcasm.
"In the future, I should come here in the dark and change a few words for it. In the first couplet, if you want a penny, it is a penny, and the officials are sloppy. In the second couplet, if you are greedy, you will be hated by the people. Ghosts and gods will not be able to protect you."
Buli nodded, um, my daughter-in-law is very talented, and she changed it vividly enough.
After waiting for a while, the soldier came out from inside with a sullen look on his face.
He has been troubled by giving gifts these days. He heard people say that someone came to the county government to look for him. He thought that so many people were staring at him, so don't let a whole bunch of things with no wink attract people's attention.
Seeing that his expression was not right, the doorman who sent the letter said that the two of them came empty-handed, and there was nothing in the donkey cart.
After hearing this, the soldiers became even more disturbed. It's better to bring more things to attract people's attention!
So he came out with a stinky face, wanting to see who is so brave.
Qingqing couldn't leave, she smiled and whispered, "The monkey has come out! Hurry up and tease the monkey."
The soldier is short, taller than a dwarf, and indeed looks like a monkey.
Buli was about to step forward, when he heard Qingqing muttering in a low voice: "He is so small, and his wife is so fat, what should he do? A monkey is riding on a pig? One day his wife is in the mood, and she turns over, so I can't give it to you." He flattened?"
The corner of Buli's mouth twitched, and he looked at her complainingly, before he got down to business, could she stop telling jokes?
Qingqing made a zipper gesture on her lips, okay, she will stop talking.
"You are—" The soldier felt that these two people looked familiar, and couldn't remember where he had seen them before.
"I'm the patriarch of Yujiagou. I'm here to thank Mr. Zhao for taking care of me." The soldier probably didn't know about the village's name change, so he didn't mention it if he didn't leave. Anyway, the soldier will find out sooner or later. It is necessary to talk about these miscellaneous things.
"Oh, it's you." The soldier remembered, looked up and down, glanced at the empty donkey cart, and replied unhappily.
My heart said you just came to thank me empty-handed?
"We are here this time to solve Master Zhao's urgent needs."
"Oh? What can I be in a hurry for?" The soldier raised his eyelids, but he didn't listen to Buli's words.
"When our husband and wife were in Beijing, we got a treasure by chance. Thinking that our village has been taken care of by you many times, we specially sent it here."
The soldier's eyes lit up when he heard the "treasure".
Buli took out the box, the soldier saw that the box looked simple and unsophisticated, it didn't look like such a rare thing, his eyes showed disappointment, that's it?
Without leaving the box, she opened the box, revealing Qingqing's handmade Sanwu lipstick. On the lipstick tube, three big characters were written in cursive and flowing, "Buliqing".
"This is a wood carving?" The soldier had never seen such a wood carving.
Qingqing used local materials, chose an irregular-shaped block of wood, and hollowed out the inside. The shape is very unique, the wood is also good, and the calligraphy is also good. It looks unique.
But this kind of craftsmanship is not too difficult in the hands of skilled craftsmen, and it can be made in any workshop.
But when Buli opened the lid and showed him what was inside, the soldier's eyes lit up.
"How is this done?"
"It is rumored that the master who made this used an unknown secret method from the West, and the nobles in the palace liked it very much." He came without leaving his mouth.
Anyway, those people can't go to the palace to confirm, he can do whatever he wants.
"Good, good, good." The soldier was elated.
"The production of this item is quite cumbersome. We have exhausted all the strength of the whole family, and only got such a treasure. I am afraid that it will be hard to find in the future, and there will be no second one on the market."
This gift was sent to the hearts of the soldiers, gold is easy to get, treasures are hard to find, holding hands that cannot be separated, from impatient to joyful.
"Patriarch Yu, this kind of treasure was given to me for no reason. How dare you let me accept it? If you have anything to do for me, just tell me."
"It's not that you have to ask for something to come and walk around. You come and go often, and the days will be long. Are you afraid that we won't have a chance to ask you in the future?"
This set of gift-giving skills is too perfect.
Qingqing felt a little distressed watching from the sidelines. What did this guy go through before he came here? His skill made her feel distressed.
The soldier laughed loudly, if he wanted to say that, he would accept it firmly.
The two sides chatted again.
The soldier's attitude towards Buli was completely different from before, and his tone of voice was as easy-going as possible. Those who didn't know thought Buli was his long-lost brother.
Can't wait to drive the donkey cart away, the soldier walked into the county government office humming a little song with relaxed steps, while the two guards watching secretly whispered to each other.
"What's the origin of those two people? They can make Mr. Zhao so happy? I haven't seen them give anything. It's really strange." Who doesn't know who Mr. Zhao is, and he can make him laugh like this without giving gifts. rare.
He kept the door behind his back when giving gifts, and no one saw what he gave. The art of gift giving made him very clear.
The two guards felt that if Mr. Zhao, who was open to seeing money, could succeed in this way, it must be relatives.
The soldiers now really wish they could treat Buli as a brother.
Buli's gift giving this time was perfect, not only did he speak decently, but the gift was too satisfying, he also revealed an important message to the soldiers, that when he came back from the capital, he might meet some capable people and strange men.
This information is so crucial that Buli and his village left a key label in the soldiers' hearts: useful
People are willing to make friends with useful people, and Buli raised himself from a humble gift-giver to several heights with just one sentence.
If soldiers want to stand out in front of the leaders in the future, they must establish a good relationship with Buli.
This heavy weight makes people feel safe.
"It's just the beginning." Buli had other ways to make money in his mind, and this amount of money was far from enough for him to raise a wife.
With money in his pocket, he can buy more things. Buli plans to continue purchasing seasonings and cook more delicious food for Qingqing when he goes back.
There is also an important purpose of going to the city this time, to go to the soldier's house to deliver gifts.
The two planned to go to the Yamen to find soldiers first, and then go shopping when they come back.
Giving gifts is a matter of learning, and this kind of saying pays attention to a lot of gifts, which must be given in person.
When you arrive at the soldier's house, you have to go through his wife, and the words often change from one person's mouth to another's.
When they arrived at the yamen, they found the gatekeeper's pass, and the two were waiting outside. Qingqing glanced at the couplets on the gate, and the corners of her mouth curved into a mocking arc.
"The face is so big that it can't fit in a pot."
The Shanglian requires a penny, but it is not worth a penny, so it is difficult to deceive officials and soldiers.
The second line, one point for width, one point for people's love, and see the blessings of ghosts and gods.
It is written to warn officials to clean up the government and love the people, so posting it here is simply sarcasm.
"In the future, I should come here in the dark and change a few words for it. In the first couplet, if you want a penny, it is a penny, and the officials are sloppy. In the second couplet, if you are greedy, you will be hated by the people. Ghosts and gods will not be able to protect you."
Buli nodded, um, my daughter-in-law is very talented, and she changed it vividly enough.
After waiting for a while, the soldier came out from inside with a sullen look on his face.
He has been troubled by giving gifts these days. He heard people say that someone came to the county government to look for him. He thought that so many people were staring at him, so don't let a whole bunch of things with no wink attract people's attention.
Seeing that his expression was not right, the doorman who sent the letter said that the two of them came empty-handed, and there was nothing in the donkey cart.
After hearing this, the soldiers became even more disturbed. It's better to bring more things to attract people's attention!
So he came out with a stinky face, wanting to see who is so brave.
Qingqing couldn't leave, she smiled and whispered, "The monkey has come out! Hurry up and tease the monkey."
The soldier is short, taller than a dwarf, and indeed looks like a monkey.
Buli was about to step forward, when he heard Qingqing muttering in a low voice: "He is so small, and his wife is so fat, what should he do? A monkey is riding on a pig? One day his wife is in the mood, and she turns over, so I can't give it to you." He flattened?"
The corner of Buli's mouth twitched, and he looked at her complainingly, before he got down to business, could she stop telling jokes?
Qingqing made a zipper gesture on her lips, okay, she will stop talking.
"You are—" The soldier felt that these two people looked familiar, and couldn't remember where he had seen them before.
"I'm the patriarch of Yujiagou. I'm here to thank Mr. Zhao for taking care of me." The soldier probably didn't know about the village's name change, so he didn't mention it if he didn't leave. Anyway, the soldier will find out sooner or later. It is necessary to talk about these miscellaneous things.
"Oh, it's you." The soldier remembered, looked up and down, glanced at the empty donkey cart, and replied unhappily.
My heart said you just came to thank me empty-handed?
"We are here this time to solve Master Zhao's urgent needs."
"Oh? What can I be in a hurry for?" The soldier raised his eyelids, but he didn't listen to Buli's words.
"When our husband and wife were in Beijing, we got a treasure by chance. Thinking that our village has been taken care of by you many times, we specially sent it here."
The soldier's eyes lit up when he heard the "treasure".
Buli took out the box, the soldier saw that the box looked simple and unsophisticated, it didn't look like such a rare thing, his eyes showed disappointment, that's it?
Without leaving the box, she opened the box, revealing Qingqing's handmade Sanwu lipstick. On the lipstick tube, three big characters were written in cursive and flowing, "Buliqing".
"This is a wood carving?" The soldier had never seen such a wood carving.
Qingqing used local materials, chose an irregular-shaped block of wood, and hollowed out the inside. The shape is very unique, the wood is also good, and the calligraphy is also good. It looks unique.
But this kind of craftsmanship is not too difficult in the hands of skilled craftsmen, and it can be made in any workshop.
But when Buli opened the lid and showed him what was inside, the soldier's eyes lit up.
"How is this done?"
"It is rumored that the master who made this used an unknown secret method from the West, and the nobles in the palace liked it very much." He came without leaving his mouth.
Anyway, those people can't go to the palace to confirm, he can do whatever he wants.
"Good, good, good." The soldier was elated.
"The production of this item is quite cumbersome. We have exhausted all the strength of the whole family, and only got such a treasure. I am afraid that it will be hard to find in the future, and there will be no second one on the market."
This gift was sent to the hearts of the soldiers, gold is easy to get, treasures are hard to find, holding hands that cannot be separated, from impatient to joyful.
"Patriarch Yu, this kind of treasure was given to me for no reason. How dare you let me accept it? If you have anything to do for me, just tell me."
"It's not that you have to ask for something to come and walk around. You come and go often, and the days will be long. Are you afraid that we won't have a chance to ask you in the future?"
This set of gift-giving skills is too perfect.
Qingqing felt a little distressed watching from the sidelines. What did this guy go through before he came here? His skill made her feel distressed.
The soldier laughed loudly, if he wanted to say that, he would accept it firmly.
The two sides chatted again.
The soldier's attitude towards Buli was completely different from before, and his tone of voice was as easy-going as possible. Those who didn't know thought Buli was his long-lost brother.
Can't wait to drive the donkey cart away, the soldier walked into the county government office humming a little song with relaxed steps, while the two guards watching secretly whispered to each other.
"What's the origin of those two people? They can make Mr. Zhao so happy? I haven't seen them give anything. It's really strange." Who doesn't know who Mr. Zhao is, and he can make him laugh like this without giving gifts. rare.
He kept the door behind his back when giving gifts, and no one saw what he gave. The art of gift giving made him very clear.
The two guards felt that if Mr. Zhao, who was open to seeing money, could succeed in this way, it must be relatives.
The soldiers now really wish they could treat Buli as a brother.
Buli's gift giving this time was perfect, not only did he speak decently, but the gift was too satisfying, he also revealed an important message to the soldiers, that when he came back from the capital, he might meet some capable people and strange men.
This information is so crucial that Buli and his village left a key label in the soldiers' hearts: useful
People are willing to make friends with useful people, and Buli raised himself from a humble gift-giver to several heights with just one sentence.
If soldiers want to stand out in front of the leaders in the future, they must establish a good relationship with Buli.
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