Yo, grandpa is here

Chapter 167
"I followed my wife's instructions. I didn't tell anyone. I came out by myself, especially without letting the Second Village Master's people see." Hu Laoxi replied truthfully.

Qingqing is satisfied, very good.

The reckless Hu Laoxi found a delicate lady, which saved her a lot of trouble.

"Then you take me and Xianggong back to the village, can you let me meet people in our village without anyone noticing?"

"No problem, I'll just say that you two are the witch doctor I invited here to show my wife's body, grandma of the clan, you need to change your outfit."

Qingqing wears inseparable clothes on weekdays, and if she wants to enter the cottage as a doctor, she must change into a female attire and enter the cottage as a witch.

"I have to wrong Grandpa of the clan to pretend to be a fortune teller. When you arrive at the cottage, you will be blind."

After Hu Laoxi finished speaking, he felt embarrassed, and made such excessive demands when he just recognized him as an elder.

"No one in the cottage knows about my wife's pregnancy, so the two of you can't come here as doctors. I like metaphysics and Yishu on weekdays, and I often invite Taoist hermits over. You two come here in this capacity , no one will suspect it.”

Most of the witch doctors are women. Although they carry the word "medical" and often treat women and other people, what they do has nothing to do with medicine. They use spells, exorcisms, and prayers. .

To put it bluntly, it is similar to the dance gods of later generations, engaging in superstitious activities.

Most of these women will not marry normal people, most of them will marry fortune tellers, and the couple will work together to cheat money.

If she still dresses up as a man, she will have to pretend to be a Taoist priest or a fortune teller, and these two kinds of people will not get together, and they will be invited individually.

Therefore, pretending to be a witch doctor and a fortune teller husband and wife team is the least likely to arouse suspicion.

When Hu Laoxi made the request, he was apprehensive. The patriarch Yu was born as a scholar, and scholars looked down on these low-class people the most.

But fortunately, Buli and his wife readily agreed. Although Buli was a little worried about pretending to be a blind person, he was afraid that he would not look like a person, so he whispered to Qingqing how to pretend to be more like a blind person.

The couple rehearsed repeatedly, and finally decided on a plan, so that Buli could look straight ahead without moving his eyes, and paired with a walking stick, they could work together.

Qingqing went to Man Shan's house and borrowed a set of Man Shan's daughter-in-law's clothes.

She is very thoughtful, and the female witch doctor is not too young to dress too young, and her hair is also made into an old lady's bun by Manshan's daughter-in-law.

Fearing that it would be too fair, I took another handful of soil, spread it evenly, and looked at the water tank to see if there was anything missing.

He grabbed the stick and wiped the ashes on the bottom of the pot at Manshan's house, and tapped a matchmaker on his cheek.

Looking at the water tank again, it was not satisfactory, but it finally made sense.

She also took a full set of clothes and crutches for Buli. After Buli changed, the hat became the biggest problem.

His hair hasn't grown long yet, and he wears a scholar's scarf on weekdays, so he can't tell, but now he's pretending to be a fortune-teller, and wearing a scholar's cap, it feels too out of harmony, and even a fool can see that he's a counterfeit.

Qingqing simply took off his hat, revealing the short hair inside, snoring twice with her hands, and smiled maliciously, her eyes were still looking at the scissors on the stove——

"Sir, do you mind sacrificing your own hair for the sake of all the men in the village?"

Or, just pretend to be a monk instead of bald?

She felt that she couldn't leave this perfect brain shape. Even with a bald head, he was also a handsome monk like Monk Bianji. This shaved bald head, it's so fun to take a few pictures when you have nothing to do.

"I don't mind." Buli's face was expressionless, but her heart was roaring like a tsunami, what kind of wickedness was she talking about!

"Grandpa Zu, where did your hair go?" Hu Laoxi came out of the room and was shocked when he saw Buli's short hair style.

The parents of the body, hair and skin, they are bandits, and they also cherish their hair and will not shave it easily.

"Unexpectedly, Grandpa Zu would be willing to make such a sacrifice in order to sneak into the cottage. It looks like he became a fortune teller after being a monk for a period of time. It's so similar."

Hu Laoxi praised, the circles of his eyes suddenly turned red, and he stepped forward to grasp the inseparable hand.

"Grandpa Clan, I thought you were a poor man from a scholarly background. I didn't expect you to do such a feat of cutting off hair in order to save your clansmen. I admire you, Laoxi Hu!"

"." Buli withdrew his hand silently, looking at Hu Laoxi with contempt in his eyes.

Is this guy mentally handicapped, is his power of observation so poor?

Is the hair just cut and you can't tell?
"Master Hu and the others don't shave their hair on weekdays. It's not normal to see it—I mean, my husband is such a righteous person." oo.

Hu Laoxi couldn't understand the meaning of the previous sentence, but he could no longer agree with the latter sentence.

To be a bandit, besides superstition, is loyalty, and the two couples who are not separated from each other have all these two points.

So along the way, Qingqing sorted out the situation and told him the part that Hu Laoxi could listen to.

"The reason why it is said that the second village master is sowing discord is because the result of the whole matter is beneficial to him. He must want to replace you, but this second village master is also short-sighted and thinks about things one-sidedly. You never know what the higher up wants."

"That bastard Li Liang, what do you want?"

"A man who is easy to control, Qingfeng Village is to be used as a black glove for him, to cooperate with him from the inside and outside to cheat money with the court. If I were him, I would definitely be willing to use you instead of the second village master, because you have a handle on him. Hold it in your hand, so you can control it."

Qingqing added in her heart that Li Liang, the county magistrate, is also short-sighted.

He agreed with the second village master to call Yan Meier over for public fun, probably because he wanted to use this behavior to beat Hu Laoxi and make Hu Laoxi work hard for him.

But Li Liang didn't study and understand Hu Laoxi's character at all. A person like Hu Laoxi would really dare to kill him if he was in a hurry, and humiliate his wife.

Cruel and merciless, his head is empty, no wonder he is over 60, and he is only a county magistrate. It is normal for such a person not to be promoted.

Qingqing would not tell Hu Laoxi about these officialdoms, she only told him what Hu Laoxi could hear.

Through her analysis, Hu Laoxi also understood.

Gritting his teeth, he said, "This second child, relying on the backing of a dog official, is increasingly ignoring me, so I'll chop him up when I go back!"

"Hey." Qingqing put her hands on her temples, she couldn't be bothered to say anything, she couldn't leave without pushing.

"Can't kill."

"What?"

"It's up to my wife." He kept it simple and to the point.He is too lazy to waste his time with such a person who has no roots of wisdom.

His daughter-in-law is obviously digging a hole for the game. People who only play high-end games will not let their hands get blood.

(End of this chapter)