Yo, grandpa is here

Hu Laoxi led Buli and his wife into Qingfengzhai.

The camouflage the two made in advance worked, and the appearance made people know what they were doing at a glance.

Hu Laoxi usually brings such people back, and the bandits are no strangers to it.

Qingqing was a little nervous, and if this moment was a little wrong, Hu Laoxi couldn't keep her inseparable.

The attitude of the two gatekeepers at the door has already made Qingqing judge that Hu Laoxi's influence in the cottage has been emptied. Even if she and Buliyi Gao are bold, entering the bandit's den is a bit panicky.

The journey went smoothly, and Hu Laoxi's yard was in front of him.

"You two ancestors, the underground secret room is just behind my yard. After a while, you follow me in through the entrance of the backyard, and you will be able to see your clansmen."

Qingqing stepped into the yard with one leg, and suddenly heard a sharp sound from behind.

"Brother, do you have a guest?"

Buli was still pretending to be blind and couldn't look back, Qingqing turned around and looked, and saw a one-eyed man standing behind him, with high cheekbones and no chin, so ugly that he was also one of the riding bosses he had seen before, presumably this was him The second village master.

"Second brother, I invited these two to come to see Fengshui. Your sister-in-law has always said that her heart is full of boredom these days, and she is worried that she has violated a taboo. Please ask a woman to help her take a look."

Hu Laoxi's voice was a little tense, he would be very nervous, and he couldn't help scolding the second village master, did he have a dog's nose? As soon as he brought people in, he smelled them and found them.

"Oh? Look at Feng Shui? I'm watching, why are you so awkward?" The second village master strode over and looked up and down. Qingqing deliberately lowered her head to avoid suspicion, keeping her eyes open and pretending to be blind.

The second village master's eyes fell on Qingqing and his wife, as cold and gloomy as a poisonous snake, and his scrutinizing eyes fell on the inseparable short hair, and the suspicion faded away by more than half.

Not to leave the short hair that is usually hidden, this will become an advantage to persuade others. When everyone sees his short hair, they think of the monk returning to the vulgar.

"It turned out to be an expert invited by my elder brother. It just so happens that I have been having nightmares these days, so let my husband take a look at it for me."

The appearance of the second village master was in Qingqing's expectation, she guessed that she would definitely meet when she came in, and she also thought of a countermeasure, but she didn't expect this guy to believe in this stuff.

The pressure came to the fore in an instant, if he couldn't say something to convince the second village master, he and Qingqing would be exposed.

Qingqing's heart suddenly lifted.

She is a civil woman who knows Fengshui, and she is easy to fool people, but she is a good guy who stays with her family, can he do it?
But at this moment, she can't say for Buli that she and Buli appeared as a magic couple. They are also magicians, and the division of labor between men and women is different. The witch doctor mainly helps with women's problems and solves the inner house. Son.

The fortune teller played by Buli is the one who can understand Yin and Yang and suppress evil spirits, so it should be him who speaks.

"Second brother, this is the person I invited. You have to find someone by yourself. Your sister-in-law is still waiting at home." Hu Laoxi was afraid that Buli would not be able to answer the conversation, so he hurriedly helped him out.

"Brother, are you cheating on me? You are a fortune-teller, what treasures do you have? I'm afraid these two people are liars at all, trying to cheat Big Brother's money?"

The second village master spoke, suddenly drew out his knife, and compared it to Qingqing's neck.

Qingqing could dodge with her skill, but she couldn't dodge, she subconsciously tried to stop her, and Hu Laoxi was so frightened that she hurriedly dragged him.

If Grandpa Zu does this, he will be exposed.

Qingqing also gave Buli a wink to signal him to calm down, everything was in the blink of an eye, the second village master's knife was already compared to Qingqing's neck, the cold texture was against the skin, Qingqing didn't dare to breathe out.

It's not that she's afraid of scratching her skin, but she's worried that if all the dirt on her neck is scraped off, her old makeup will be exposed.

"Second brother, what are you doing? This is the gentleman I invited back. What are you doing wielding knives and guns in front of my yard?!" Hu Laoxi raised his voice.

"Brother, don't be angry. I'm also afraid that you will be deceived by these charlatans. It's for your own good. You have asked so many people to divination. The more you divination, the worse it is. Now brothers have a lot of opinions on you." The master of the second village smiled hippie She quickly retracted the knife, and Qingqing pretended to be weak, and sat down on the ground.

"Oh, I'm scared to death, what's going on!" Qingqing bluffed and rubbed her neck with her hands, lest the knife marks would rub off the soil.

The veins in Buli's hand holding the crutches are all tingling, Quan still pretends to be out of focus, looking at the tree next to the second village master, pretending to be calm.

"Meeting is fate. Since he is the younger brother of Dazhai Lord, then I should take a look. You stretch out your hand, and I will touch the bones for you."

The Master of the Second Village stretched out his hand. He himself was skeptical about these things. He made things difficult for the witch couple. He just wanted to show off Hu Laoxi, and he was sincerely disgusted by Hu Laoxi.

Buli squeezed his hand a few times and shook her head.

"I see that your bones are so strange, you can restrain your father, your mother, and your children. If you conquer a circle, no one can defeat you, so you can restrain yourself."

The master of the second village was furious, and he couldn't leave without raising his hand.

Hu Laoxi separated the second village master with his body, and angrily said: "Second brother, you asked Mr. to read it for you. He just told the truth. Why are you angry? If you can't count it, don't count it!"

"Brother, don't listen to this liar's nonsense, I'll kill him with a knife, I'll kill him—" The second village master was so angry that Buli's blood boiled over, and he wanted to cut him off.

Qingqing didn't know what she was playing here, and she only regretted that she didn't teach him a few deceptive words on weekdays. How could a fortune teller come up and swear at people in vernacular?

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, he continued in a calm and unhurried manner, pinching his fingers indiscriminately, chanting words:
"You are on the first day of the year, and the luck of the year is coming. Disasters are imminent. If you are hit, you will commit a small consumption. If the two stars disturb you, if you commit killing again, there will be bloody disasters within three days."

The first sentence is a vernacular call for someone who is a bastard, but the latter sentence is decent and professional in terminology, which makes Qingqing raise her eyebrows.

Could it be that the good boy from her family who devoted himself to farming, besides being a bandit, had his ancestors set up a fortune-telling stall?

Now not only the second village master believed it, but even Hu Laoxi believed it.

The second village master's arrogance is no longer arrogant, and his tone has become stern and soft: "Then you are talking about it, is there a way to break it?"

"It's not difficult to dissolve it. If you drink one of my talisman water, it will have a miraculous effect within seven days."

"Really? You dare to lie to me, I want your head!" The second village master believed more than half of what he said.

"I'll help Master Dazhai look at the house first, and draw a talisman for you before leaving. You go back and wait, don't try to kill again, or the god Da Luo will not be able to save you."

The master of the second village was dubious, but he didn't dare to break the taboo, so he could only go back first, and asked Buli to send him the talisman later, and he was fooled by Buli.

"Since when did you understand fortune-telling?" After entering the hospital, Qingqing asked in "encrypted language".

"I don't understand, but I am very interested in reading. There are some interesting passages, and I will memorize them after reading too much."

"So which ancient book did your sham words come from?" Qingqing claimed to have read a lot of books, so why doesn't she remember this passage?
"The Secret History of Pan Jinlian."

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