Yo, grandpa is here

Chapter 173 What is the medicine fee oil?

Don't say that Hu Laoxi and Erzhaizhu have never heard of the blue and white porcelain version of the dance master.

In order to seize the sinking market, I have been soaking in the short video platform for a long time, and I have never seen such a good job.

The scene fell into silence, and the second village owner was so shocked that he didn't even bother to wipe the water on his face.

What, what is this doing?

Not only the second village master was confused, but Hu Laoxi was also confused.

Qingqing is also addicted to singing. As soon as the key is opened, the opera tunes come out, and she doesn't pretend to be her words anymore.

"Heaven~blue~color! Waiting for misty rain~and I'm waiting for you~~~~Where is the wandering soul looking for, a sip of water sprays thousands of miles~~~"

The corners of Buli's mouth twitched repeatedly, and the half of the saliva in her mouth couldn't be kept any longer. Just when she sang to the point of spraying thousands of miles, Buli couldn't bear it anymore, and sprayed it on the face of the second village master's sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks.

"Looking for death!!!" The second village master was sprayed twice in a row, completely annoyed, his hand was about to draw a knife, Hu Laoxi came back to his senses, and dragged him out.

"Don't offend me, these two have already invited the gods, and the Taoist leader now has a fairy family on him!"

The name of Tiao Dashen is different in different places. This kind of witchcraft existed hundreds of years ago.

The master of the second village wiped off the water from his face, and his face was full of suspicion: "What is this singing, it is different from the one you invited before?"

And I haven't seen any fairy house that can spray water?

"I'm the mother of Baodao milk tea, so who the hell, don't you kneel when you see me?" Qingqing turned her head to face the seemingly cramp-like indifference order, "This person's seal is black, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster, keep spraying him! Heaven~blue~color ~Wait~ Misty Rain~~~”

Buli took another sip, as if to spray, the second village master was so frightened by the spray that he turned around and wanted to run away.

Hu Laoxi clasped his arm to prevent him from moving.

"Second brother, this is for your own good, just bear with it and let the Xian family take away the bad luck on you!"

Where can I find this opportunity to avenge his personal revenge? Hu Laoxi has been angered by the second village master these days, and if someone can take care of him, he is naturally willing to cooperate.

Not leaving and spraying, Qingqing sang a few lines there, and then started bouncing around the room again.

In the eyes of Hu Laoxi and Erzhaizhu, this strange pace is rhythmic jumping, which is completely different from the various mages invited before. I have never heard of her claiming to be "Treasure Island Milk Tea Empress". The idea of ​​chanting scriptures is really somewhat believed.

Buli took a glance out of the corner of his eye, and almost failed again.

Isn't this Coach Liu's shuttlecock drill?She really knows how to bully the ancients and doesn't know how to surf the Internet. If such a talent who knows how to work hard, if he live broadcasts with him in modern times, his one hundred and eighty-one-jin rice will cost tens of dollars more, right?

"Milk tea empress does exorcism, the idlers wait outside!" Buli ordered with his paralyzed face, and listened carefully, his voice was trembling.

Qing Qing, who was working hard, could barely hold back her laughter, it was a waste of her life.

If the two of them didn't leave, he was really afraid that he would laugh out loud.

Hu Laoxi dragged the dazed Second Village Master away, while Qingqing was still muttering, "The fat around her waist is falling off!"

When the door was closed, the head of the second village was heard asking:

"Where is this 'Yao Jian Fei You' monster?"

"Men will die sooner, women will age faster, and the fat around their waists will fall off!" Qingqing's ethereal voice was full of sacredness.

The second village master clasped his palms together quickly, and also said: "Ka Ka off."

This kind of monster that makes people die early, don't care what it is, it's best not to.

"Don't jump around, people are gone." Buli stuck to the door and listened for a while, then Hu Laoxi dragged the second village master out.

Qingqing stopped and wiped the sweat from her forehead.

"If you don't have any talent, you can't get along with this."

"... When you are working on a serious occasion, please notify me in advance." He almost suffocated just now.

"Hey, I don't want to do this either. The problem is that I don't know how to sing the tune. If I don't give them a square dance, I'm very restrained."

In this kind of occasion, it means that if you are not crazy, you will not survive. Since you are pretending to be a ghost, you have to play it openly, twitching, and you can't deter them at all.

The two lingered in the room for a while, and felt that it was almost time, so they opened the door and went out.

In the courtyard, the second village master maintained a pious appearance, not daring to wipe the water off his face, standing in the sun, clasping his hands and closing his eyes to pray.

"Hey, Second Village Master, when did you come?" Buli looked surprised.

"You don't even remember what happened just now?" the second village master asked.

"I never remember that my mother-in-law and I asked the gods to exorcise ghosts to treat the woman's illness for the village owner's wife. When we were done, we saw you coming, but you want me to write a talisman?"

"Uh, that's right." The second village master felt that the person in front of him was inexplicably evil, and standing here had a chilling chill——

Can it not be cold, the wind is strong in the mountains in late autumn, and there is still water on his face, if it blows like this, there will be ghosts if it is not cold.

Qingqing got yellow paper and cinnabar from Yan Meier.

Hu Laoxi himself believed in this stuff, and had it in stock at home.

With a swipe of the big pen, the red distorted text landed on the yellow paper.

Neither Hu Laoxi nor Erzhaizhu had seen this character before, and it was different from all the symbols they had seen before.

Qingqing stretched her neck to take a look, and the corners of her mouth began to twitch wildly.

Now she will feel the pain of not leaving the smile just now.

Where is the character written in Buli, it is written in cursive English, according to the size of a page, it is full: You are a stupid pig
He also protested to her, saying that he had to tell her in advance when he was doing the work - he didn't even say hello to her when he was doing something, if she laughed, wouldn't all previous efforts be wasted?

Don't stop writing slowly.

"Go back and burn it to ashes, drink it together with the boy's urine, and find a strong man in your village who has not broken his body to take his urine, that's it."

Poison can't kill people, it's purely for the sake of shock.

"Isn't it okay to go find a young boy?" The second village master accepted the unusual talisman piously, but he murmured in his heart.

There are a few big men in the village who don't eat meat, but... how delicious!

People use boy's urine as a primer for medicine, they are all looking for children, it would be great if he went down the mountain to capture one, the main thing is that the urine is clean and the smell is not strong.

"The stupidity in you is too strong, the little boy can't hold it down."

"Second brother, you see how accurate the master's calculations are, I'd rather believe it." Hu Laoxi said earnestly, and he heard that Buli was in charge of the second village master, and the corners of his mouth could not restrain himself from rising.

Stupid, it sounds similar to evil spirit, the foolish second village master believed it.

Holding the talisman, I went all over the village to find the boy.

"Grandpa Zu, grandma Zu, admire, admire!" Hu Laoxi and the others left, cupping their fists.

He firmly believes that he must have done good deeds and accumulated virtue in his previous life, so that he can meet these two masters in this life. The second child who is so sensitive is like dough in the hands of these two people, and he can knead it however he wants.

"Forget the polite words. I need your help with something. To be precise, it's not just for our family. After this matter is settled, your wife's citizenship can also be resolved."

"what?!"

(End of this chapter)