Mixed in the last days as a salted fish

Chapter 229
After brushing his teeth three times, Zhang Hao finally left the bathroom. Seeing this, Zhang Jiaqi picked up a game prop and prepared to start working.

Zhang Hao suddenly lost his temper:

"What's the matter? Do you want to continue? Is it over?"

Zhang Jiaqi nodded: "Of course we must continue. We agreed to finish eating everything. Let me ask you, have you finished eating? You only took one bite, so don't try to play tricks?"

"I'm cheating?" Zhang Hao pointed at himself, angry: "Don't deceive others too much."

"I do not care……"

Zhang Jiaqi played a little temper.

Cao Fan quickly persuaded him: "Auntie, why don't you forget about it? Uncle is in a bad mood right now, so it's really meaningless to play."

The twins tugged on the sister-in-law's clothes. Dad is already miserable, so don't bully dad anymore.

Kevin and others have similar attitudes.

Seeing this, Zhang Jiaqi had no choice but to borrow the donkey's way down the slope:
"Hmph, let him go."

She also knew that if the trouble continued, it would go too far.

After a while, the group packed up the props and exited the room one after another.

Zhang Hao suddenly stopped the third sister: "Wait, what are you going to do with Dachang?"

"What else can I do? Of course it's feeding the dog."

"Feed the dog? Isn't this a waste of food?" Zhang Hao frowned, and immediately went forward to grab the lunch box: "Let me handle it!"

Zhang Jiaqi immediately became vigilant: "What do you want to do? You want to take revenge on me with large intestines? Let me tell you, I won't eat large intestines for the next year."

"With the heart of a villain, to save the stomach of a gentleman, eat or not is up to you, it has nothing to do with me."

Zhang Hao waved his hand indifferently.

"Don't think you say that, I believe it."

Zhang Jiaqi was a little dubious, and then led everyone out of the room.

Half an hour later, Zhang Hao walked out of the kitchen with the reprocessed "Jiuzhuan Dachang", and then called out his two sons and nieces.

Zhang Jiaqi stood aside to watch the fun.

I don't know what medicine is sold in the little brother's gourd.

As for Zhang Chongxin and the two sons-in-law, they were already too drunk to look like adults, and they were sleeping soundly in the room, while Li Dajuan was busy cleaning up the leftovers with his new daughter-in-law and daughter.

"Uncle, what are you doing?"

Cao Fan said with a puzzled face.

Zhang Hao didn't answer, but divided the large intestine on the plate into eight portions, then took out a pair of chopsticks and handed each person a pair.

The meaning is already very obvious.

"Uncle, stop joking, okay?"

Cao Fan suddenly had a black line.

Zhang Hao quickly explained: "Don't worry, I washed it again, it's very clean, it doesn't smell anymore, it's definitely edible."

After speaking, in order to prove that he was not lying, he picked up two pieces of large intestine and put them in his mouth.

"what……"

Others said in disgust.

"Don't ink, take this opportunity, I want to teach you juniors a good lesson. Today is different from the past, and we can no longer waste food wantonly."

Zhang Hao said solemnly.

Cao Fan was dumbfounded for a moment: "Old uncle, are you serious?"

The cooked large intestine is already tasty, can it be washed clean?
"If anyone doesn't eat it today, don't call me uncle in the future." Zhang Hao looked at the two sons immediately: "And you two, it's the same. If you don't eat large intestine, don't call me daddy in the future."

"Dad, I don't want to eat shit."

Little Pudding yelled.

Kevin followed suit and shook his head: "Uncle, we don't have a tradition of eating animal offal on the other side of the ocean, so let's just forget about the three of us?"

"Don't make excuses with me, your mother must have had large intestines." Zhang Hao refused on the spot, "Besides, even if you don't eat large intestines, it's a good time to try this time. Uncle is not joking, and there will be hard times ahead."

"Ah? This..." Kevin was at a loss for words in an instant.

For a moment, several people present looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Don't be hypocritical, I'll take the lead, what are you worried about?" Zhang Hao waved his hand, then looked at his eldest nephew: "Cao Fan, you are the eldest brother, you take the lead to set an example for younger brothers and sisters?"

Cao Fan's face darkened, he didn't know if the old uncle was serious, or he was taking the opportunity to take revenge, even if it was revenge, he was too cruel to himself.

A man can bend and stretch, no wonder the other party can make such a big career.

Thinking of this, he broke his heart and quickly wiped out his large intestine, without chewing much, almost swallowing it whole.

"Well done, bang bang..."

Zhang Hao applauded.

Kevin followed suit and ate the large intestine. Fortunately, his uncle did not lie. The large intestine was indeed cleaned, which was similar to what he usually eats.

Next, Carl and the others ate the large intestines in turn. After all, they were adults and had a strong mental capacity. Plus, young people like to challenge and stimulate, so this is not a big deal.

Finally it was the turn of the twins.

The two little ones were crying, no matter how coaxed they were, they just refused to eat the large intestine.

Zhang Hao's complexion is getting worse and worse.

Zhang Jiaqi couldn't see it anymore, and took out a handkerchief to wipe away the tears of his nephews: "Okay, don't force them, let me eat the head office for them, shall I?"

"Uh, that's fine too!"

Zhang Haoli changed his mind on the spot.

There are many educational opportunities, not bad this time.

Zhang Jiaqi pinched her nose, quickly cleaned up the large intestines on the plate, and burped after eating.

The twins clapped their hands excitedly:
"(⊙o⊙) Wow, sister-in-law is amazing!"

"Two little heartless."

Zhang Jiaqi pampered her nephews' heads, she and her mother brought up the two brothers, they were almost the same as their own.

……

At dinner time, under the crying of the twins, Li Dajuan heard about the farce in the afternoon, and then severely criticized her son, the elders are not like elders.

Zhang Hao smiled and didn't make much excuses.

The third sister didn't even come out for dinner, probably because she was disgusted, and she deserved the scolding.

Newlyweds, spring breeze overnight.

After sleeping until noon, Zhang Hao finally released the desire accumulated for more than 30 years. His whole body was miraculously refreshed, and he did not feel tired after overdraft.

Yang Huaqing took a look at her boyfriend's mobile phone, and exclaimed suddenly: "Ah, it's already twelve o'clock? I haven't offered tea to my parents yet? Didn't I ask you to set an alarm clock? Haven't you set it yet?"

Her own mobile phone is still in the bedroom of her natal family. She left in such a hurry yesterday morning that she forgot to take it with her.

"You don't need to offer tea, Mom told me last night, let us not get up early, and sleep a little longer."

Zhang Hao quickly comforted him.

Yang Huaqing hammered the quilt with her hand: "I'm so ashamed, it's all your fault."

Last night, the two of them didn't sleep until after three o'clock in the morning, so it's no wonder they woke up in the morning.

"Okay, you don't have to get out of bed today. I'll bring you lunch later."

"How can this work?"

Yang Huaqing lifted the quilt and wanted to get out of bed, but there was a "hiss" and felt a sharp pain instantly.

Zhang Hao showed a smirk: "Don't be brave, lie down obediently, we have to go back to the door tomorrow morning, don't be unable to walk by then, it will be troublesome."

"It's all your fault, I clearly said no last night..."

Yang Huaqing said with a full face of grievance.

"No, how could this be my fault?"

"It's not you, do you still blame me?"

Yang Huaqing couldn't help being taken aback.

"Of course it's your fault. Who made you look so beautiful? Even a man won't stop."

Zhang Hao raised his eyebrows at the other party.

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(End of this chapter)