Living alone in the wilderness: you call this survival?

Chapter 145 Chapter 140 Three meat and vegetable combinations, balanced nutrition.

It’s okay to be ugly, the taste is the same as the E. coli that has been fermented for countless years, the smell is sour, and the sour is stinky. Take a bite, it can be called the ultimate enjoyment.

Xu Mo wanted to vomit, and before he vomited, he had to try his best to save face.

He took a deep breath, and the meaty smell in his mouth instantly poured into his forehead, and he felt extremely sour. After he suppressed it forcibly, he stammered and explained: "Actually, vomit! Hyena meat vomit! It's... quite .It's so delicious! "

Before he could finish his sentence, all the meat in his mouth spurted out uncontrollably.

Xu Mo bent over and vomited violently, tears and snot all came down.

The audience in the live broadcast room were influenced by him, and they almost sprayed it.

`So publicized: It turns out that it’s not so delicious that you cry, it’s so delicious that you vomit.

Han Yuqing: The taste is so strong, I feel like throwing up.

Yin Luochenfan: I have vomited like this, and I can even say the word delicious, I am really convinced by this old six.

Ancient Beauty: Master Mo, I just like your hard-tongued look.

Last year, that autumn: Hahahahaha, vomit!

Xu Mo waited a little bit better, and then continued: "Actually, the taste of hyena meat is not bad, but it's not suitable for me, no, it's not suitable for people, except for people with heavy taste, normal people should try to avoid it." .”

He definitely won't eat the rest of the hyena meat, but he can't waste it either. After all, he has worked hard to catch it and washed it so cleanly, so it will inevitably feel a little distressed if he throws it away.

He suddenly thought of Hippo. Although these babies didn't like him very much, they gave him a crocodile and a few catfish anyway.

In return, these hyena meat will reward them.

After Xu Mo made up his mind, he collected all the hyena meat, divided it into eight evenly, and then went to the river with the meat.

There happened to be eight hippos in the river, one for each, and he was always so fair.

When we reached the river bank, we found that the river was still muddy, which meant that the hippo hadn't changed its position yet.

After walking upstream along the river bank for a while, he found a bunch of hippopotamuses soaking in the middle of the river.

The hippos also found him, and they all stood up reflexively.

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Ah~~ahh~~!"

"Ah~ha!"

They stood in a row again, opened their huge mouths anxiously at him, and let out extremely threatening calls.

It's just that their calls were not deterrent, but Xu Mo felt that they were waiting to be fed.

Xu Mo's heart was touched, and he sighed and explained: "Everything has spirituality, and hippopotamuses are no exception. Don't look at their rough and simple appearance, but they also have an exquisite heart. Look, they found out that I brought food, and they all took the initiative to show off." He opened his mouth and waited for me to feed him, this comprehension is comparable to that of a dog."

The audience in the live broadcast room was full of question marks and couldn't help complaining wildly.

Alone Street Drinker°: God TM exquisite heart, God TM is waiting to be fed, they just want to bite you, can you be a little bit tricky?

Little Dragon Ya'er: Master Mo, you can eat things that vomit, but you actually feed hippos. Hippos really don't know how to swear, otherwise your ancestors would have been scolded by hippos for eighteen generations.

It's Meng Zhongkong: Be yourself, hippos are vegetarians! ! !Can you lose more if you feed them hyena meat?
Green plum with wine: Let’s be honest, how did Hippo offend you?Can't they be changed?

Fireworks Lane: Hippo may not be a human being, but Master Mo is a real dog, and he is ashamed to say that Hippo has the same understanding as him.

Of course Xu Mo knew that hippos were vegetarians, and because they were vegetarians, they had to be fed meat, because the combination of meat and vegetables was a balanced nutrition.

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the hippopotamus, the hippopotamus became more and more irritable, with their exaggerated huge mouths, crowded towards him.

"Don't worry, don't worry, everyone has a share!"

Seeing that the hippos were so anxious, Xu Mo quickly threw the divided hyena meat into their open mouths one by one.

Fortunately, the distance was not far, and the hippopotamus had a big mouth. With his aim, he threw all of them into it, and none of them fell.

After the first hippo got a foreign object in its mouth, it immediately closed its mouth.

After wriggling a few times, it stopped moving, just looking at him enthusiastically.

Just like the lid of a toilet in a public toilet is closed, the remaining hippopotamuses closed their mouths one by one, staring at him fixedly.

Xu Mo didn't know what they meant, was it gratitude?Still grateful?Anyway, the picture is very harmonious.

"Boom!"

After a long time, the first hippopotamus moved its mouth, squeezed the hyena meat out of its mouth, then turned around and left without saying a word.

The same is true for other hippopotamuses. After squeezing out the hyena meat from their mouths, they turned and left without any nostalgia.

Instead of going back to take a bath, they went ashore.

After landing, he left. He really left.

Xu Mo was very moved. The hippo must have been embarrassed to continue polluting the water because he ate his meat.

It turns out that animals also know how to be grateful.

He didn't stop by the river, turned around and returned to the camp.

There are a lot of things to do today, except for the two beef legs that are left for two meals, the rest must be smoked, otherwise it will stink tomorrow.

When he returned to the camp to carry the cow legs, and then returned to the river, he found that the water was much clearer, but the feces content was still high.

The cow legs are his food, and clean water must be used, so he continued to walk up until he passed the place where the hippos had bathed before, and then went down to the river bank to clean up by the river.

It is difficult to remove the hair of the cow's legs, so he directly removes the skin together.

In fact, cowhide is not only used for blowing, but also edible, but it is too troublesome to remove the hair, and there is no pot, it is difficult to boil the cowhide, so I had to give up.

He picked off all the beef, cleaned it, and brought back the leg bones.

The beef bone stew is delicious, but there is no pot to stew it. The beef bone can also be roasted, and the bone marrow inside can be eaten, but he doesn't plan to eat it either.

Because the ox bone is very hard, he wanted to use it as a weapon.

With a big stick in each hand, it's very rusty to think about it.

After returning to the camp, Xu Mo fiddled with the bonfire that was still extinguished, added some more firewood, and then went to build a smoker.

He has built a lot of smoke racks, and soon made a simple rack with the branches that he picked up yesterday, and then collected some leaves, covered the meat, and finally put it on the campfire for smoking.

Due to the small amount of meat, it can only be eaten for three or four days, so there is no need to smoke it too dry, and it will be almost the same when it gets dark.

He also kept two meals of fresh meat, and originally planned to roast one to fill his stomach now, but the mouthful of hyena meat has been endlessly aftertaste until now, and he really has no appetite.

Since I have to take care of the bacon and prevent it from being stolen by other wild animals, I can't go to other places to pick up branches.

He had to collect weeds nearby and weave straw ropes in advance.

(End of this chapter)