Gunfire, Punk & Necromancers

The young assistant director disappeared under Zhuang Xuteng's gaze, hurriedly crossed the dividing line of the shooting location, and came to the shooting location of "Overkill 7" next door.In contrast to the smell of powder and flower petals in the next musical scene, the sour smell of cheap ketchup, syrup and sweat is here, and there are thirteen giant muscle rods standing tall.

These guys from the Wild Monkeys don't know how to act, they only have three skills in their swollen brains: obedience, exercise and destruction.Monkeys, baboons, orangutans, orangutans, and King Kong, the five-level management chain is enough to include all members of the gang. This simple control method can reduce mental consumption and focus more on physical exercise.

Only members of the Wild Monkey Gang can order the Wild Monkey Gang. An assistant director of musicals knows his position very well.Carefully avoiding the "orangutans," he walks behind cameras and lights to find the director of an action movie, kneading his eyebrows with his thumb and middle finger.It was a middle-aged man with a short white beard, and there were six fingers on his right hand rubbing his eyebrows. At first glance, it would make people feel a little dazed, and there was always something wrong.And his black leather shoes and tight black suit are more like a clerical staff sitting in an office, which is completely different from the loose and comfortable style of traditional directors.

The six instructors reminded that they saw the anxious-looking colleagues next door. "Why, you dislike me again?" He snorted and said, "Excuse me, one more bombing will kill me. I can't be so unlucky that I can't get a logical shot after taking seventeen shots, right?"

"Could it be possible to post-dub instead of actually 'boom'? It's too scary, the music and dance steps on our side have been disrupted many times. There shouldn't be an explosion today, right?"

"I shot thirteen times yesterday, a full thirteen times! If I can't finish shooting today, my progress will be behind, and even I..." The director waved six fingers in front of him, and then clenched them into fists. "Today I really can't accommodate, I can't manage these strong guys...not only to make them move, but also to move correctly. I have reduced the complexity of the scene, but those guys with muscles in their skulls ... Ugh! You have to find a way, you talk to them!"

"Let me tell you? I was afraid that I would be beaten to death." The assistant director looked at the strong men with palpitations.They didn't rest during the shooting intervals, and started to lift the iron again, with the sound of clanging and colliding. "It's obvious that you can't use force on them, so can't you do some work to make them concentrate more?"

"I support those big-bellied guys every day, and I'm almost exhausted. You can't even imagine how much they consume every day." The sixth director sighed and said, "Go back and tell the next door to let him give food to those who are easily frightened." The actors wear earplugs. There has to be a voice on my side, those guys can't understand other signals."

"Earplugs for song and dance actors? Why dance if you can't hear the music? You can't do this!"

"Don't tell me whether it's okay or not. I'm under more pressure than you now! Stop talking nonsense, it's a waste of time." The director of the sixth director waved vigorously, asking people to drive away the obstructions in front of him, while he himself went to find The leader of the Wild Monkey Gang in the crew is an ape named... an ape named Taishan.

An orangutan led the twelve orangutans, eating and lodging in the crew every day.The Wild Monkey Gang is not good at filming, but they are very good at cleaning up gang funds through filming.This "Overkill" series of films was able to film the seventh film without word of mouth, and everyone who paid money to the gang is responsible.It once set an astonishing record of playing 314 shows in a single theater in one day.Don’t ask, it’s high-speed screening, anyway, someone can see it clearly, if the person who asks can’t, that’s the problem of the questioner, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the film.

"Mr. Walter," the director of the sixth director stood in front of the orangutan. The difference in width between the two people was doubled, which made him respectful and full of smiles: "I will shoot again later, please let everyone show strong muscles and height Obedience, follow the line."

"You're really annoying, can you shoot the trick quickly?" Tai Shan put down the one-arm dumbbell that weighed [-] kilograms, and the metal block fell on the dirt, and sank into it with a bang, unable to bounce at all. "We're the only ones to watch this shitty scene of yours. Why do you ask so much? The lads want to go to exercise quickly instead of doing such frivolous things here."

"I understand, it's just that the show has to meet the qualified standards." The sixth director rubbed his hands and said, "If you're too perfunctory, you won't be able to apply for the shooting permit for the next film. Wouldn't that still delay the business? It's going to take a little more time here. I don’t need to talk nonsense with the officials of the constitutional government. I just want everyone to walk in the right direction and don’t bring the light pole into the camera range...”

"What a hassle! This time you are the director, and the cooperation is not as smooth as before."

Isn’t that right—Liuzhi thought to himself—the previous one suffered a myocardial infarction immediately after filming, and was finally saved by the implant, but half of his body was also paralyzed, so he couldn’t direct the action scene anymore.If it weren't for the fact that the director's fee is not bad, and the divorce lawsuit has led to an urgent need for money recently, otherwise how could he accept a play of this level.

"Look at your frowning face... Exercise more, sweat more, you will feel better and your thoughts will be clear!" Taishan thought for a while and said: "Okay! I will let everyone eat and drink enough to cheer up , I will start another show in 15 minutes. But I also tell you, what you shoot is what you want, compared to your little bit of positioning requirements, the time schedule is what must be strictly completed!"

Tai Shan poked with one finger, and six fingers retreated again and again.He didn't need to unbutton his clothes to look, he knew that his shoulders must be swollen.He had seen a group performer before, he didn't pay attention when he walked, he was too close to the Wild Monkey Gang, and was elbowed out by the guy practicing equipment.It has been two weeks, and the man is still lying in the hospital and has not woken up. It is estimated that it will be difficult to wake up again in this life.

"Attention all units, attention all units!" The director endured the pain in his shoulder and tried to speak louder: "Hurry up and set up the venue, guide the personnel in place, and the special effects team check the explosion point. Let's do another one in 15 minutes!"

A group of "little ones" were working in a hurry, Taishan only thought it was ridiculous.He got up and came to the stew pot, frowning at the gray thick porridge. "It seems that the taste is not strong enough, did you forget to add toppings? When was the last time you added toppings?"

The so-called ingredients are a derivative of the blue savages, made by the "smart baboons" in the gang.When it is added to thick porridge, it can excite the body, speed up sweating, and reduce the side effects of implants... Overall, it is comfortable, magnifies everyone's happiness, and makes people feel high.

The Wild Monkey Gang started to try this new formula four months ago, and the actual effect is very good. The only thing to pay attention to is the dosage.Take it in doses and it will provide a positive effect, if you take too much it can be very high, even over high.Several baboon-level "boys" have eaten too much. They have been exercising non-stop, and even broke their arms to continue.Fortunately, there were stronger gang brothers holding them down and throwing them into the ice water to recover.

Tai Shan picked up the spoon next to it, scooped half a spoonful into the pot, blew lightly a couple of times, and tasted it.He clicked his tongue and felt that the taste was bland, so he added some ingredients.Then he tasted the spoon again, felt that it was still weak, so he added a little more.After repeating it three times, the spoon was gone, so he dug a little more along the side of the pot.

"Well, it's ready now." Taishan stirred the pot with a big spoon, and called everyone to come and eat with him, and then go to the next scene when they are full.He didn't realize that he drank three times from the first spoonful, and that the pot was already overfilled.He tastes just right drinking from the side of the pot before stirring.But after stirring, the ingredients completely fell apart, and a group of wild monkeys overeaten all of them...

On the other hand, the assistant director who failed to negotiate was scolded again after returning home.Although this does not solve the problem, it can at least get rid of the pot.Action movies can't stop the progress, and the same goes for musical movies.Bai Moji doesn't need to launder money to support herself, but she needs a good movie that can explode her reputation to consolidate her popularity so that she can continue to make a lot of money.

Zhuang Feifei finished the costume work, and sneaked in to find her brother, chatted about the interesting things about the crew, and complained about the progress of the filming by the way.

"All the supporting songs have been recorded, and only the location is left. Hurry up and finish these shots and transfer to post-production, so I can go back to work." Zhuang Feifei stretched her waist and said, "I can only do management work here. , I can’t design and make new clothes, which makes me feel bored. Eh? Brother, what do you mean by frowning all of a sudden?”

Zhuang Xuteng frowned because he heard the ping-pong-pong of the crew next door started filming again. It is estimated that there will still be a "bang" after a while, just in time for the singing and dancing here.Alas, I hope the actors can concentrate and not be frightened by the sudden explosion.

"It's about to explode again, let's see how lucky you are this time." Zhuang Xuteng sighed, and said, "Actually, this kind of thing is very easy to coordinate. Take care of each other and it will pass. There is no need..."

Before he finished speaking, the next door exploded with a "bang".There may have been previous mistakes, but everyone tensed up and prepared mentally. The dance group continued to perform smoothly without any obvious setbacks and mistakes.The director here has already waved his fists to celebrate everyone. Many people, including Zhuang Feifei, breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the most troublesome group dance part of today is finally over.

"Huh?" Zhuang Xuteng frowned again, and said, "The sound is wrong...why is it more chaotic over there? I heard the sound of shelves collapsing, glass breaking, and screaming. It doesn't seem like it was staged."

"Maybe the acting skills are good?" Zhuang Feifei spread her hands and said, "We don't know what to shoot over there. It can be filmed repeatedly, which means that the previous filming was not good. Maybe it should be like this...Brother, you See what's that on the roof?"

Zhuang Xuteng actually noticed the things on the roof earlier than Zhuang Feifei.A guy from the Wild Monkey Gang really jumped up to the roof of the third floor like a monkey, entrenched there and looked down.He was breathing heavily, sweating profusely, his eyes were red and swollen, and he was gnashing his teeth at the people below.

Something is wrong, very wrong.Zhuang Xuteng became alert, and he immediately activated the implant to warm up his body muscles. "Feifei, there might be trouble. Take the car keys and hide in the car immediately. That car is armored, so it's safer."

"Brother? Will..." Zhuang Feifei just said two words, and saw two more strong men on the roof, and one of them had blood on his face.Although she knew that the next door would use fake blood, the abnormal scene in front of her still made her shudder.So she stopped talking, immediately took the key from Zhuang Xuteng, and hurriedly left the scene.

Judging from the direction she was leaving, it seemed that instead of going straight to the parking lot, she went to the rest area first.Well, Bai Moji is still over there, maybe he wants to drag her along!

Now, not only Zhuang Xuteng saw the orangutan on the roof, but also other people, especially the director.He was 1 dissatisfied in his heart, and really wanted to scold the whole family walking next door into the cemetery.But he saw that the camera was not disturbed, and the performance was not wrong. Thinking that there was finally a working one, he suppressed the fire and let the actors continue to perform.

The members of the Wild Monkey Gang ate too much. They were shocked by the explosion and blood plasma at the shooting scene, their brains believed it was true, and they were all extremely excited.The scene they want to shoot is to fight a bloody way out of the siege of the "police" and buy time for the protagonist to retreat.At this time, they had just finished a battle and found that they could not find anyone to protect—they had already been crushed by collapsed equipment in the chaos, and lost at least half of their lives.Members of the Wild Monkey Gang climbed to a high place as usual, looking around, looking for people to protect and potential threats.

In fact, it was okay at this time. The members of the Wild Monkey Gang were in a slightly drunk state, excited and half asleep at the same time. If there were no other stimuli, they might gradually calm down after a while.At this moment, the filming of this group of shots of the musical was finally finished. The director yelled "Cut" and rushed into the venue. He first cheered and congratulated everyone, and then pointed at the members of the Wild Monkey Gang on the roof and started yelling.

The Wild Monkeys were distracted by the sudden yell, and the director's voice telling them to leave distorted in their ears into the PCPD's stern warning.Under the influence of excessive "ingredients", the members of the Wild Monkey Gang lost their minds and regarded the people below as threats that needed to be resolved.

"Catch... find... kill..." The orangutans' eyes turned completely blood red, and then they jumped and jumped off the roof of the third floor.

"Boom!" The set and lights were knocked over, and then became the weapons of the Wild Monkey Gang.The people present screamed and ran away, they finally understood why the voice next door was so vivid before.If you run a little slower, you will end up being swept down and hammered by the lamppost.Just look at the muscle level of the members of the Wild Monkey Gang, and just look at their daily exercise with 40 kg dumbbells, and you can imagine what happens to ordinary people if they are hit hard by them.

Zhuang Xuteng did not receive the entrustment to protect this place, but if the director collapsed, it would be detrimental to his sister's work.He rushed into the arena with a stride, grabbed the director's belt, and threw him backwards with one arm.The director rolled and turned, and went out more than ten meters on the ground, finally leaving the most dangerous area.

The orangutans of the Wild Monkey Gang immediately noticed Zhuang Xuteng.

"PCPD..." they hummed.